i got nothing

tidus: y is my sword blue???? is it radioactive or sumthing????ooooowwwwwwwwwwwww(cuts own arm off) ohhh, its made of blue laser beams

Tidus: whats blitzball? is it soccer?

to mm wow original!!!

wakka: lets play blitzball!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(they walk onto the field.)
wakka: dam*it tidus i said blitzball, not football!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha...

Yuna: "God this pilgrimage-shit is hard. Fuck this, let's go home."

Stop making threads. You suck at it.

stfu PRAK

Stop making these threads, most of them already exist.

After throwing a few dodges Lulu is finally caught by omega weapons spear! Tidus and Auron jump on Omega Weapons' back and distract him while Wakka lines up for his final shot, hitting him in the throat and killing him. They all go over to look at Lulu, expecting the worst.
-Wakka: LULU NOOOO!
-Lulu: "groans"
-Auron: Shes alive!
-Lulu: I'm alright, I'm not hurt.
-Tidus: You should be dead, that spear would have skewered a wild boar!
-Auron: I think theres more to this guardian than meets the eye.....
-Tidus: MITHRIL D CUPS! You're FULL of suprises Lulu!
-Auron: To the Bridge of Khazad-d�m!

Tidus: Who is white, red, and black all over???

Yuna: Who

Tidus: Yo momma!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1

Tidus: Imma real boy
Yuna:fuck you douche bags summon the final Aeon your damnselves
Auron: It's too dark to be wearing shades

Yuna : I made it. I have become a sausager...

Yuna : I made it. I have become a sausager...


xD

Tidus-Now, there`s something i want from you Yuna.
Yuna-Just ask.
Tidus-But what i want is something very dear to you.
Yuna-You are my friend, please just ask.
Tidus-Ya see, i have these urges, urges that may scare you....
Yuna-Oh, i see......
Tidus-But you see i-
Yuna-Tidus, i can`t. I just can`t. My teaching forbid it.
Tidus-But these urges, these powerful urges don`t care about your beliefs or even your consent.
Yuna-But i.....
Tidus-None of your fiends can hear you anyway....
*stands up*
Yuna-Please, oh please....
Tidus-PLEASE WHAT? PLEASE F**KING WHAT? PLEASE STOP?
Yuna-Yes..... :(
Tidus-Sit down.......
*Yuna starts crying*
*Tidus starts laughing*
Tidus-TEARS! TEARS!

TO BE CONCLUDED..............

In continuation of the above post...

Yuna - Oh no please plea...that's my ass!
*Yuna screams in pain*
Tidus - SHUT THE FUCK UP, DADDY NEEDS SALVATION!
Kimarhi - Yuna in trouble. Cannot achieve orgasm through anal rape. Kimarhi help...
Yuna - NOOOOOOOOOO!

TIDUS: "Hi this is Joe Morgan an welcome to the game I am a HOF 2B so I am all that and then some"

KIMAHRI: "LOOK IT IS SANDY BERGER!"

TIDUS: "OH THAT RHINO HE IS DEAD I NEED MY BAT"

Joe Morgan: "Ain't NO STOPPING ME!"

IM DYING FROM
THESE POSTS ! :-D
*collapses* �_�

In continuation of the above post...

Yuna - Oh no please plea...that's my ass!
*Yuna screams in pain*
Tidus - SHUT THE FUCK UP, DADDY NEEDS SALVATION!
Kimarhi - Yuna in trouble. Cannot achieve orgasm through anal rape. Kimarhi help...
Yuna - NOOOOOOOOOO!

XD

this thread was done before. you are NOT funny people.
but I'll try anyway...

Yuna: Biran, why did you break Kimarhi's horn?
Biran: becuase Yenke needed toothpick.

Lulu: How the hell do you do that?

Tidus and Wakka: Do what?

Lulu: Keep your hair perfectly styled after swimming underwater for 5 minutes?

Wakka: This new gel, ya?

Lulu: Fuck this stupid lame post.

**Casts Firaga for no apparent reason**

Lulu's Mog: Yo bitch yew haf'ta be trippin'

lol

Tidus: I have a penis.


haha get it, because he doesn't

Hmmmm... I haven't done one of those for FFX yet. Those of you who know me know what I'm talking about...

The party gets on the boat from Besaid to Kilika. On the way, they are attacked by Sin. Wakka takes charge.

Wakka: We're gonna harpoon Sin and try to draw him away from the city, ya?
Tidus: We're just gonna harpoon him? Don't we have any better weapons than that? You know, cannons or someth...
Wakka: QUIET! It isn't my fault ye scurvy dogs didn't bring any cannons.
Lulu: We didn't want you plundering Yevon's merchant ships again.
Wakka: Bah! Keep up that kind of back talk, and I'll have the lot of ye walk the plank!
Yuna: *weakly* Aye-aye, captain.
Lulu: *to Tidus* I will personally kill you for bringing this up.
*battle with Sin commences; Wakka throws away his ball for a cutlass*

Tidus: I love you dad.

The original playwrite to FFX :Pirates Of the Carribean.

Hmmmm... I haven't done one of those for FFX yet. Those of you who know me know what I'm talking about...

The party gets on the boat from Besaid to Kilika. On the way, they are attacked by Sin. Wakka takes charge.

Wakka: We're gonna harpoon Sin and try to draw him away from the city, ya?
Tidus: We're just gonna harpoon him? Don't we have any better weapons than that? You know, cannons or someth...
Wakka: QUIET! It isn't my fault ye scurvy dogs didn't bring any cannons.
Lulu: We didn't want you plundering Yevon's merchant ships again.
Wakka: Bah! Keep up that kind of back talk, and I'll have the lot of ye walk the plank!
Yuna: *weakly* Aye-aye, captain.
Lulu: *to Tidus* I will personally kill you for bringing this up.
*battle with Sin commences; Wakka throws away his ball for a cutlass*

seymour- wen i become sin your father wud b freed again
tidus-arghhhh what do u no
seymour-i no that u wet ur pants till the age of 21
tidus- i am 21 u wanker
seymour-exactly
tidus-how bout i kick your half guado half human ass punk
seymour-well bring it on bitch
(*they start bitch fighting and slapping each other *)

lulu-will you to lil wanker asss lamos fight like men
seymour and tidus-nah we prefer it this way
(*tidus kicks seymours nuts and runs into the woods*)

lol

tidus:ive been to 2 different places and ran around for over 50 hours and battleed fiends ,when do i get to change my clothes .

lulu:why do i have so much belts hanging off me , im not a kinky person."

auron:why do i only take my arm out of my rest only on overdrives ,am i that lazy?

rikku:how cum we never go to the toilet? we dont have super bodies or do we?

yuna: these shoes dont suit my dress do they ?

wakka :why are you all complainin its jus a pilgrimage

(*every body stares at wakkas boobs*)

not that fuunny jus thought il say sumthing fuc*ed

not that fuunny jus thought il say sumthing fuc*ed
Censoring swear words are bad.

whats that supposed to mean bro
so shudnt i censor my words ,wudnt the admins rremove the message then

whats that supposed to mean bro
so shudnt i censor my words ,wudnt the admins rremove the message then
FUCK.
FUCK.
FUCK.
Swearing is perfectly acceptable here.
It is more annoying to see censors.
=/
It is even more annoying to see your aweful spelling and grammar.

Posts don't get deleted for swearing. Your horrible grammar is far more offensive than a word like "fuck."

damn.is my spelling really that bad,meh i gues im used to slang;;by the way what country are u guys from anyway

Stop making threads. You suck at it.

I concur with Prak

damn.is my spelling really that bad,meh i gues im used to slang;;by the way what country are u guys from anyway

It is offensive to have to endure the torment of reading such a stupid thread, and add to that the fact that you are inarticulate.......

Let me put it in a way that you will comprehend.

Spel betta or GTFO

The grammar nazi routine doesn't work very well if you omit punctuation from your posts, just so you know.

*Hangs head in shame and commits seppuku*

Kimari- So, have a seat. Put your feet up. This may take some time. Can I get you some tea? Earl Grey? You got it.

Okay. How do I want to do this? He did so much. It's hard to just dive in. You know? You pick a spot to go from, but soon you have to back up and and go over this or that item, and you get done with that only to see that you have to back up some more. So if you feel like I'm off to the side of the tale half the time, well, this is why. Just bear with me, and we'll get to the end in good time. Okay?

Okay. Let's see....

Say you woke up one day and your bed was gone. Your room, too. Gone. It's all gone. You wake up in an inky void. Not even a star. Okay, yes, it's a dumb idea, but just go with it. Now say you want to know if you move or not. Are you held fast in one spot? Or do you, say, list off to the left some? What I want to ask you is: Can you find out? Hell no. You can see that, sure. You don't need me to tell you. To move, you have to move to or away from ... well, from what? You'd have to say that you don't even get to use a word like "move" when you are the only body in that void. Sure. Okay.

Now, let's add the bed back. Your bed is with you in the void. But not for long -- it goes away from you. You don't have any way to get it back, so you just let it go. But so now we have a body in the void with you. So does the bed move, or do you move? Or both? Well, you can see as well as I that it can go any way you like. Flip a coin. Who's to say? It's best to just say that you move away from the bed, and that the bed goes away from you. No one can say who's held fast and who isn't.

Now, if I took the bed back but gave you the sun -- just you and the sun in the void, now -- I'll bet you'd say that the sun is so big, next to you, that odds are you move and not the sun. It's easy to move a body like ours, and not so easy to kick a sun to and fro. But that isn't the way to see it. Just like with the bed, no one can say who's held fast.

In a word, you can't find any one true "at rest". Izzy was the one who told us that. Izzy said that you can't tell if you move or are at rest at any time. You can say that you go and all else is at rest, or you can say that you are at rest and all else goes. It all adds up the same both ways. So we all knew that much from way back when.

Aha, but now wait! The sun puts off rays! So: why not look at how fast the rays go past you? From that you'd see how fast you move, yes? For you see, rays move just the same if what puts them off is held fast or not. (Make a note of that, now.) Izzy had no way to know that, back then, but it's true. Rays all move the same. We call how fast that is: c. So, you can see how fast the rays go by you, and how far off that is from c will tell you how fast you move! Hell, you don't even need the sun for that. You can just have a lamp with you -- the one by your bed that you use to read by. You can have that lamp in your hand, and see how fast the rays go by you when you turn it on. The lamp will move with you, but the rays will move at c. You will see the rays move a bit more or less than c, and that will be how fast you move. An open-and-shut case, yes?

Well, and so we went to test this idea out. Hey, you don't need to be in a void to do this test. We move all the time, even as we sit here. We spin, in fact. So they shot some rays off and took note of how fast they went east, and how fast they went west, and so on. Well, what do you know? The rays went just as fast both ways. All ways, in fact. They all went at c, just the same. Not an iota more or less.

To say that we were less than glad to find that out is to be kind. It blew the mind, is more like it. "What is up with that?" we said. And here is when old Al came in.



Old Al, he came out the blue and said, "Not only do rays move at c if what puts them out is held fast or not: they move at c even if you are held fast or not." Now that may not look like such a big deal on the face of it, but hold on. What this says is that you can move as fast or as slow as you want, and rays will go by you at c all the time. You can have a pal run past you and when you both look at a ray go by at the same time, you will both see the same ray go by at c! That is a bit wild, no? You, back in that void, you just can not say if you move or not -- with the lamp or no. Not that you can't tell: it can't be said. It's moot!

But for that to be true, then time also has to get in on the act. For you and your pal to see the same ray go by at the same clip, her idea of time must be off from your idea of time!

I can hear you say, "No way. That can't be!" But I tell you it is. Old Al said so. He said, here, I'll show you. Get a load of this. We have Bert and Dana. Take a bus, and put Bert on the bus. The bus goes down the road. Dana, she sits here, on the side of the road. He's in the bus and she's on her ass. And now take a rock off of the moon, and let it fall at them. It hits the air and cuts in two. The two bits burn, and then land just as Bert and Dana are side by side. One hits the dirt up the road a ways, and one hits down the road a ways. Dana sees each rock at the same time, but Bert sees one rock and then sees the next rock. Now: if Bert and Dana both see Dana as the one who is "at rest", they both will say that the two bits came down at the same time. Dana will say, "I am 'at rest', and I saw them both land at the same time, so they both did, in fact, land at the same time." And Bert will say, "I move away from the rock down the road, so when I add that fact in, I can see that if I were 'at rest', I'd have seen both land at the same time. So it must be the case that they did land at the same time." Okay, but what if Bert and Dana now see Bert as the one who is "at rest"? Eh? You get to pick who is "at rest" and who isn't, no? So make Bert be "at rest". Now Bert will say, "I am 'at rest', so the one up the road beat the one down the road, on the way to the dirt, just the way I saw it." And Dana will say, "I saw them land at the same time, but I move away from the rock up the road, so when I add that fact in, I can see that the rock up the road must have beat the one down the road."

So you see, when you give up on the idea of a one true "at rest", then you have to give up on the idea of a one true time as well! And even that is not the end of it. If you lose your one true way to see time, then you also lose your one true way to see size and your one true way to see mass. You can't talk of any of that, if you don't also say what it is you call "at rest". If you don't, then Bert or Dana can pick an "at rest" that isn't the same as what you used, and then what they will get for time and size and mass won't be the same.

What a snag, eh? I hope you can see how that gave some of them the fits, back when old Al told us that one. But even so, that ain't the half of it. I mean, most of us know that if old Al had got hit by a bus at age ten, we'd have got this far on our own in good time. No, it was what came next that was the real slap in the face.


Now, I've said a lot here on how to see (or how not to see) how fast you "move". What I need to tell you now is just what I mean by that word "move". When I say "move", I also mean that you don't slow down or get sped up at any time, and that you don't veer to one side at all. When you move, you just keep all that the same as you go. How we say it is, you don't have any "pull". Why do I make a big deal out of that, you ask? Okay, let me tell you.

Cast your mind back to Ari, from way way back when. He's the one who said that if you are at rest, you tend to stay at rest, and if you move, you tend to come to rest. He was off, you know, as he had no way to know that it was the air that has you come to rest. We had to wait a long time for Izzy to come by and say, "No, Ari: if you move, you tend to just go on and on. To come to rest, you need to have a pull." The air will give you a pull, a pull that has you come to rest. Then we also have the big pull, the one that says what is down and what is up, the one that has all of us in its grip. Izzy saw that this pull was the same pull that has the moon in its grip, too. I said that a pull can be a veer, yes? That is what the pull on the moon does. The moon has to veer all the time for it to stay with us. Were it not for that pull, it'd just go off in a line -- no veer -- and we'd just sit here and wave bye bye. Same with us and the sun. We veer, each hour, or else we'd get real cold real fast.

But then, see, Izzy had to deal with the way that the pull acts. If a body has more mass, then it also has more pull, yes? That is why the sun is the axis we spin upon, and we are not the axis for the sun. But then why can't it go both ways? You take your ball of lead and your ball of wood and drop them, they land at the same time. But the lead ball has more mass, so it must get more pull. Izzy said, "Well, see, a body has one more kind of pull. This pull is such that it will want to stay put all the time. And the more mass it has, the more it will want to stay put. That pull is the 'a body at rest will tend to stay at rest' part of the deal. So you see, that pull and the big pull are in a tug-of-war, and they work out so that any mass will fall just as fast."

I call it a "new kind of pull", but it isn't so new: you feel it all the time. Get in a car and step on the gas -- you feel a pull back into your seat. Let up on the gas a bit, and the pull goes away. Make a left, and you feel a pull to the side. Stop, and you feel a pull out of your seat as you slow down. Or, go to the fair and get on a ride. As you spin, you feel a pull out, away from the ride. You spin: that is to say you veer, and veer and veer and veer, just like the moon. If you had no seat belt, you'd fly off the ride, and you'd fly off in a line. (Well, that is to say, you'd fly off in a line as a bird sees it. To be fair you'd also arc down at the same time. But put that to one side.)

Okay but now, see, old Al's big idea did not work when you look at pull. Go back to when you were lost in the void. You can't say if you move or not, yeah, but you sure can say if you have a pull on you or not. If you did, you'd feel it, no? Sure. So then you have no one true "at rest", no one true way to look at time, or mass, or size, but you do have one true way to look at a pull? Old Al said, "Erm. I don't buy that." We all said, "Aah, why not? Just give it a rest, Al." You can see why Al did not want to give it a rest, I bet. But this one was not such an easy nut.


Izzy once said, Look here: say you have a disk that can spin, and so you put a pail of milk on it and you make it spin. You will see the milk go up the side of the pail, and fly over and out onto the disk. No big deal, eh? The spin will make a pull. But now what if you said that the pail of milk is your "at rest"? Then you have you and the sky and all that in a big huge spin, and the disk with its pail of milk is the only body that is "at rest", yes? How can you say then why the milk goes up? What can make the at-rest milk fly out of the pail like that?

This is why Izzy came to say: Yes, we have no one true "at rest", and when you move, some may say you do move and some may say you don't, and that is okay -- but not so with a pull! A pull is a pull, damn it.

But old Al's mind was set. And he had a big clue that that was not the full tale. I told you that Izzy put a new kind of pull next to the old kind. Well, even he felt that this new pull was a tad bit odd. Not to put it down, mind you -- just that this new kind of pull was so much like the old kind of pull in a lot of ways. You know? Say I put you in a box, and then put that box out in a void. (But this time I don't need to have you in a true void. I just want you to be well away from any pull. You can have a star or two, or as many as you like, as long as you keep them far off. Okay?) Now, say I tied a rope from the box to a ship, and then I got in that ship and sent it up, so that it went fast, and more fast, and more fast ... I just burn up fuel as long as I have any left. As long as I see to it that you get sped up all the time, and at the same rate, you will feel a pull that will feel just like the pull you'd feel if you were back here, at home. If you have a ball of lead and a ball of wood in that box with you, you can drop them and they will both land at the same time. That is a bit odd, no? Puts a bug in your ear, yes? You can bet it put bugs in our ears. But no one had come up with a good way to say why that was so. Not yet.

Old Al, he took that ball and ran with it. He went off for a year, and then ten more. Yep. That long. This was no walk in the park, let me tell you. In fact, some of us said that it was more like a walk off the deep end! For you see, when old Al came back, he said, "This 'new' pull that Izzy gave us, it is just the old pull. Not just like it. It is it. The two are one and the same. And from this, you will then see that we have no 'one true pull'."

Do you see what he said, here? When you are in that box with the rope on the ship, the pull you feel won't just act like the pull back home: it is in fact the same kind of pull! So when you say, "Hey! What if I want this box to be my 'at rest', huh? What then? Why does this ball fall down if I'm at rest and all?" -- old Al will say back at you, "Well, you see, you have this big old void that goes by, and gets sped up all the time, and that has a pull on you and your box." You'd say, "Get out of here! The mass in this void is too far away to give me that big of a pull!" But old Al'd say, "Nope. You don't get it. How much mass you have in your void is moot. It's the fact that it's all the mass in the void. All of it but you and your box, that is."

Same with the milk in the pail. If you say that the pail is at rest, then old Al will say that the spin of all else will pull on the milk, and make it jump out over the side.

So here is what we get when we boil it all down. Izzy said that you can't tell if you move or are at rest at any time. You can say that you go and all else is at rest, or you can say that you are at rest and all else goes. It all adds up the same both ways. But old Al then said not only that, but that you can't even tell if you have a pull on you or not. So, at no time, in no way, can you act so that you can't be seen as "at rest". You can go this way or that way or jump up or down or what have you: even so, you can say that you are at rest -- and it will all add up just the same.

This was the big one for old Al. He'd like to jump for joy, it all came out just so. But the rest of us, well, we felt more like it was time to lock Al up, what he said was so wild.



So some of us said, "Al, you are mad. Look here: you want to make this pull, this pull that we need to keep next to the sun -- you want to make this very real pull into some kind of fake pull! I mean, what kind of pull is it that can go away and come back as you pick what to call your 'at rest'? That is no way for a pull to act." And old Al said, "Yeah, you hit the nail on the head. It is a fake pull." And we said, "Okay, that is it. You, Al, have lost it." And old Al said, "Feh. Read this and weep." And we read it, or we gave it a try, more like. It was a real mess. Some of us got it, but most of us just went, "Huh?" And some of us said that even if it was true, we'd just as soon stay with the old lie, Al's idea was so hard to make head or tail of.

But Herb -- what? No, Herb isn't his real name, but I like to call him that -- But so then Herb was one of the ones who got it, and he went in with old Al and his new idea, and what they came up with goes like this.

You know all the ways you can move, here. You have your up-and-down, and you have your east-and-west, and you have your fore-and-back. Well, Herb had said, we want to add one more way here: time. Yeah, time as just one more way to move in. Four ways, all told. And now Herb and old Al said, "Let's take a look at what we can do when we look at here as a four-way here. Like, what if this four-way here can be bent? We don't mean that what is in a four-way spot gets bent: what if the very spot gets bent?" Some of us said, "You two have got bent, is more like it." But they said, "Ha. Get a load of this."

They said, what if mass puts a bend in this four-way here of ours? The more mass you have in one spot, the more bent that spot gets. So now pick out a spot A and a spot B, one on each side of some mass, and each at its own time. What does it look like when a body goes from A to B? You will say: A line. Well, yes and no. It is a line, but it's also bent, as it goes past the bent spot. You see, this line will only look like a line if you can see all four ways! If you can't see one of the ways, if for you the way you can't see is what you call time, then you will see it as a line with a big old veer in it, half way in. Now, take a lot of mass, as much as our sun has, and pick spot A and spot B to be near the mass, and to be the same spot but for the time. Well, when you do that, the line from A to B in the four-way here will be an arc to you and me! An arc that will spin on and on, with that mass as the axis!

"You see?" old Al said. "You say that the sun has a pull, but when we spin with the sun as our axis, in the bent-up four-way here we just move in a line! We don't veer off at all! That is why I say that your pull is a fake pull. You don't need any pull if you just want to stay on a line!"

A few more of us got it, then. But most of us just said, "What are you two on? Put down the bong and get real! This is way too wild to be true." But they just said, "Just try and see if it isn't true."

So we came up with ways to test old Al's idea, and each time Al hit the gold. His idea had the sun's rays a tiny bit more red than what Izzy said. They were. His idea put Mars a tiny bit off from how Izzy had Mars. It was.

The big one, the one that got told over and over, was the one with the dark-at-day time. You know, when the moon gets in the way of the sun. At that time you can get a real good look at a star when it's up next to the sun. (Next to it in the sky, that is. Not next to it for real. You know what I mean.) They went off and got a good look at a star that was very near the sun, and then they used a book to see just what spot that star was in. You see, the rays from the star pass so near the sun that they get bent, on the way to us. Old Al, his idea said just how much the rays get bent. With Izzy, the rays get bent, too, but only by half as much. So they took a look at the star, and they took at look at the big book, and ... well, I'll bet you can tell me as well as I can tell you just how far off that star was.

A-yup.

And then all of us, we all just sat back and said: "Whoa."

And then we all went back to old Al and said to him, "Al, you must have some kind of head on you, to pull an idea like that out of thin air." We said, "Why don't you quit this dumb job you have here and come with us?" We said, "You know what, Al? We like you."

Tidius-oh yuna ur gonna die anyway lets fuck whats it matter
yuna-drop ur pants big boy
tidius-whos ur daddy oh whos ur daddy
yuna- ur my daddy ur my daddy oh oh oh

Tidius-oh yuna ur gonna die anyway lets fuck whats it matter
yuna-drop ur pants big boy
tidius-whos ur daddy oh whos ur daddy
yuna- ur my daddy ur my daddy oh oh oh

The one post you made on this forum is that.

Wow.

']The one post you made on this forum is that.

Wow.


Made me LOL!

Gives 'Joey[WARRANTY] (1) goldstar...

fuck u asshole how about this one joey and mike go fuck each other up the ass u two homos

The original playwrite to FFX :Pirates Of the Carribean.


The final fantasy 6 one was great too :)

fuck u asshole how about this one joey and mike go fuck each other up the ass u two homos

2 posts now. You are getting good at this internet thing.
Look you already made the effort to spell "you" like a 4-year old.

2-0 with Joey in the winnings!!!^.^

acdcforever1980 = totally lifeless noob who doesn't have any friends in real life, and is also too afraid to pick fights in it so he comes to a forum trying to find other sad peeps like himself for either joining his perfectly safe and therefor even sadder fights or try finding other friends that will end up hating him 'for being a sexually frustrated GAY.

fuck you i aint gay i have friends and at least i dont wast my life talking about some stupid mother fucking game so fuck u all

and the last one your a lazy piece of shit whos going nowhere in life but high off drugs u deadbeat crack hore

Tidus: Yuna, I've been using you to get to Kimahri all along. I think I really got him jealous since he was watching us at Lake Macalania... Man I'm good...

Tidus: Yuna, I've been using you to get to Kimahri all along. I think I really got him jealous since he was watching us at Lake Macalania... Man I'm good...

Lulu - Wakka, i need you to know i have feelings for you.

Wakka - Yo baby, chill the fuck out yeah? You wanna fuck we'll fuck, but loosen up!

Tidus: Yuna, I've been using you to get to Kimahri all along. I think I really got him jealous since he was watching us at Lake Macalania... Man I'm good...

Lol, theres a winner..!

Kimahri - Me(I would also put 'I', but he says it once at mt. gagazet)

Tidus:

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground

It's fun to stay at y-m-c-a
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a
Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?

y-m-c-a
you'll find it at the y-m-c-a
no man, young man, does it all by himself
young man, young man, put your pride on the shelf

Y-m-c-a
then just go to the y-m-c-a
y-m-c-a
young man, young man, i was once in your shoes
y-m-c-a
young man, young man, I said, I was down and out with the blues.
y-m-c-a

Kimhari: Nigga back off her before I pop a cap in your white ass

Yuna and Tidus are sitting in front of the travel agency, watching the sunset on the Mi Hein highroad. Suddenly Yuna stands up and shouts.

"No Tidus! I wont sleep with you, god!"

She looks around and hopes people are watching....Auron and Wakka just look at her like she's crazy and Tidus is too.

Oh well, I thought it was funny

Tidus: I am attracted to that woman.

Yuna: screw pilgramige it's too hard and i already broke a nail, see?

Kimahri: *something with proper grammer*

Auron: *stripping* i'm too sexy for my shirt!!

Auron: come here, Tidus, i wanna talk to you about my feelings.

Lulu: anyone got a bandaid? these belts are really kinda starting to cut into me!!

Wakka:i hate you, Lulu.

Seymour: *singing* ice ice baby!

Rikku: i'm happy because i'm on speed.

Tidus: Lulu, i think i'm in love with you.

Wakka: E=mc2

Seymour: *sniff* my neck hurts. *sniff*

Yuna: screw pilgramige it's too hard and i already broke a nail, see?

Kimahri: *something with proper grammer*

Auron: *stripping* i'm too sexy for my shirt!!

Auron: come here, Tidus, i wanna talk to you about my feelings.

Lulu: anyone got a bandaid? these belts are really kinda starting to cut into me!!

Wakka:i hate you, Lulu.

Seymour: *singing* ice ice baby!

Rikku: i'm happy because i'm on speed.

Tidus: Lulu, i think i'm in love with you.

Wakka: E=mc2

Seymour: *sniff* my neck hurts. *sniff*

lmao, Auron : I wanna talk to you about my feelings.

That was the best one yet.

Yuna - y'know Tidus - i really fancy you, but your just the most annoying person ever!

Tidus - Ohh....er....well i guess

Yuna - "oh...er.....well i guess.. see what i mean annoying, why dont you just fuk off and let me save the world in peace, in fact who invited you along in the first place

Tidus - err, i think it was you

Yuna - *To Herself* Yeah only cause Auron put me up to it!

Auron - Yuna, you must relax and realise that you alone cannot save the world

Tidus - Yeah!! He's right Yuna, take that stick out from your ass and grow up!

Auron - Tidus , shut the fuck up you annoying little twirp!

ANYONE: TIDUS! They never say Tidus's fucking name!

Torama: Scardy cat!

Bomb: Gey away baby! you're good but i'm going to blow!

Quad Horns: I'm horny, horny horny horny.

Lulu: Anything that isnt a terribly thought-out pun.

Malboro: How's my breath? ... That bad huh?

Wraith: There's no such thing as ghosts!

Lupine: HELP! WOLF!

lol I could keep writing all night...

yuna : i will stop my pilgrimage ( then rikku n tidus would jump to sea (?))

*Battle Tutorial outside Besaid*

TIDUS: I HAVE A SHINY NEW SWORD! NOW TO ATTACK THAT PUDDING!!!
*Attack does 1 damage*
TIDUS: WTF!?!?
WAKKA: We need a black mage! Lulu, get your ass in there!
TIDUS: LULU!?!? WHAT THE HELL CAN THAT GOTH DO WHEN MY AWESOME SWORD COULDN'T EVEN...
*Lulu casts Thunder on the Flan, blasting it to kingdom come*
TIDUS: HOLY FREAKING SHIT!!!! DUDE, REMIND ME TO NEVER PISS LULU OFF EVER AGAIN!!!!!!

Auron was sleeping tidus cames in
tidus: (wisper) auron ok (shout)i'm comeing in
Auron:wha?
then tidus gets undressed and gets in auron's bed and stars kissing auron when yuna cames in
yuna: what the fuck is going on
auron gets up and pushes tidus off. tidus falls off the bed
Auron:THAT WAS GROSS!!!!!!!
yuna: Why ru undressed in auron's bed?

coutinue plz
cause i can't

yeah you kinda just killed it... let me try and revive it...

Cid: "...Harvey World Travel we're the travel professionals..."

Auron: Tee Hee ^_^

Oookaaaay...some good stuff here, but mostly just weird. Certainly not a patch on the FF7 instalment. For those that haven't read Things that FF7 characters would never say yet, I strongly recommend it. But then, that has over 40 pages of posts, so this one may have potential...

BTW Mr.Denny's post on the second page...whoa. Interesting summary of the main ideas behind Einstein's Relativity. I like it.

after the wedding

tidus : yuna, you've married with seymour, so i guess.......
yuna : what? tell me
tidus : umm...i.....i'll date with rikku, hehehe. Rikku honeeyyyy!!!
rikku : yes honeyyy!!!!
yuna : inoringo...
inoringo : yes...
yuna : send him to farplane
inoringo : .....
yuna : right now!!!
inoringo : yes my lady
tidus : AAARGGHHHHH !!!! YUNAAAAA???!!

Things FFX characters would never say:

"I hope no one makes a thread about the stupid shit we might say"

Quoted from any char. really.

(on airship before tidus goes away)

Tidus:Yuna,why the **** don't you say my name???

Yuna:ugh,its not in the script???

Tidus: oh, sure so ugh you dont even say my name in the past 2 years what the $#%# is up with that?

Yuna:I dont know ok!just jump off the airship!

Tidus thinks: oh yea i forgot about the hot chicks in zanarkand!!!

Tidus:eh, ill go there no point if you wont make out with me again OR SAY MY NAME!

Yuna:well $%^%$ you!

(the scene comes when tidus hugs yuna)

*instead of hugging yuna he trys to strangle her, then he jumps*

part 2:
*when yuna goes to stadium to say stuff*
yuna:everyone, everyone lost something special *coughs*accept me.
like homes friends family and even dreams *ahem*not me. but even though they are dead*ahem*good. they will still be with us in our hearts*coughs*trying to kill us. some of us lost husbands wives children *cough*people that are @$$holes*ahem*like tidus
yuna thinks:well, there tidus i said you ^&*^ing name u happy?
yuna:anyways lets start this flipping tournament!!!rikku:yea! *wakka keeps poking kimarhri**kimarhri looks suspiciosly at wakka*
wakka:eh, there buddy!
*kimarhri flings wakka into the crowd*
wakka:mommy!
lulu:stupid retards


THE END

Ject to Tidus: I Love You. Your The Best Son A Dad Could Have

auron: i love barbie dolls
yuna: these aeons fukin suck
Tidus: You may not know this but i am a transexual huh? what you did know? was it that obvious?
kimarhi: i say old chap steady on!
wakka: i hate bliztball, i'm tired of playin with balls.
seymour: i'm staright, and no i'm not talking in a girls voice for the 100th time!

Seymour: Now I will die and never come back

Nobody ever says Tidus' name :)

Yeah, I don't know, is it ever even mentioned in the game?

One more thing Auron would never say:
"Let's just stop for a second and think: what would Jesus do?"

Yeah, I don't know, is it ever even mentioned in the game?

No because you have the option to choose Tidus' name at the start. That's why it is never in any spoken dialogue.

Yuna: Hi Tidus!

(get it?)

Yes, we do.

Rikku: I think i'll put on some pants.
Kimahri: Kimahri hate Yuna, Kimahri throw off cliff!
Auron: Everyone i have a confession... this bottle is full of jizz from those days when me and braska actually made love.
LuLu: How the hell am i a black mage?? Do i look black to you? If im the mage, why do i have this moogle?
Wakka: Screw the teachings, im gunna blast seymours balls of to oblivion with this rocket launcher
Tidus: Is my name not important to you fucks?? BTW Yuna, since your married to seymour... LuLu baby, here i come!!!!
Yuna: The only reason i have all these guardians is cuz they think im hot. Tidus, your a HORRIBLE kisser.

Auron: Everyone i have a confession... this bottle is full of jizz from those days when me and braska actually made love.

I thought I was used to yaoi until I read this. Disgusting.

it was meant to be disgusting. sorry if it grossed you out, it was the only thing i could think of

'Ts ok...