This is a "What If" thread for Kuja

Question 1: What if Kuja showed up at your door?

Personally, I would give him a wedgie and then run away.

What if the world was flat?

Personally, i'd dive off the edge!

What if Kuja didn't create a Black Mage army for Brahne?

then there was no vivi :'(

What if there was no Vivi:

Then there wouldn't have been an interruption in the theaterplay at Alexandria, as i remember that Vivi was the one that ran up and casted fire magic towards the guards.

And if there wasn't this interruption, Garnet's cloak wouldn't have cought fire, and so she could go away with Tantalus to Lindblum, with Alexandria being totally unaware of the princess' dissapearance (for a greater time, that is).

If Kuja didn't create black mages, Brahne would be still alive, which is bad.

...What if this thread hadn't been made?

...What if this thread hadn't been made?

Then Quina would've eaten Mog.

What Kuja was a girl?

Seriously, I played through more than half the game thinking Kuja was female.

i remember someone saying kuja is a gay...

or is it me who say that?...

i remember someone saying kuja is a gay...

or is it me who say that?...

You just said that. -_-

You just said that. -_-

oh, how silly am i...

What if Zidane didn't touch Garnet's ass?

What if Zidane didn't touch Garnet's ass?

he will touch steiner's ass...

is that true?...

Steiner has a noble steed?

Steiner has a noble steed?

If that's subliminal for Steiner's ass, then yes, maybe Zidane touched his behind instead of Garnet's.

lol, good one trent.

what if kuja was actually a girl but dressed like a guy?

what if kuja was actually a girl but dressed like a guy?

I seriously doubt that would make any difference at all. And Amarant would still have called Kuja a fucking narcissist. ;)

What if Beatrix never stole the stone to summon Odin?

If Beatrix never stole the stone to summon Odin...
Then she would have never joined Zidane's side after the third battle and Garnet would be dead because after she stole the stone, she realize that the Queen was just using her and she was about to execute Garnet, but if Beatrix never defeated Zidane in the second battle, then Zidane Vivi and Freya would have never gone up to the airship to find out Garent was about to be killed, and I don't think even if Steiner and Marcus would be enough to defeat the Zorn and Thorn battle alone since Marcus did leave, maybe if you used all your Elixer.

And Cleyra would be destroyed

If Beatrix never stole the stone to summon Odin...
Then she would have never joined Zidane's side after the third battle and Garnet would be dead because after she stole the stone, she realize that the Queen was just using her and she was about to execute Garnet, but if Beatrix never defeated Zidane in the second battle, then Zidane Vivi and Freya would have never gone up to the airship to find out Garent was about to be killed, and I don't think even if Steiner and Marcus would be enough to defeat the Zorn and Thorn battle alone since Marcus did leave, maybe if you used all your Elixer.

Sounds like the perfect would-be situation.

Would Cleyra be destroyed? Well, Brahne's army already invaded Burmecia, without the help of eidolons, but she was definetly planning to take on the rat folk first, in both Burmecia and Cleyra, so she would've gotten another eidolon anyways. So yeah, Cleyra would've been destroyed anyhow, i guess.

WOW if Steiner would've killed everybody he would've became king of the world

actually Steiner would have jumped off a cliff if he saw Garnet dead, lol!

oh and also... Steiner's dead and Garent's dead, that means Zidane and Beatrix and couples now, Zidane will look better with a sword anyway...

What if Kuja suddenly got half of the popularity Sephiroth has unjustly amassed over the years? I'd know there was a God.

If Kuja did get more popular, then "FFIX: Advent Black Mage" would have been made by now

If Kuja did get more popular, then "FFIX: Advent Black Mage" would have been made by now

What if Vivi didn't get Black Mage kids??

what would be a good title for a new FFIX movie anyway?

Definetly not something as cheesy as FFIX-2: Return of the Crystal.

lol, trent "return of crystal" doesn't make sense at all.

FFIX: Zidane and Dagger

FFIX: Return of the Sith?

Kuja: "I am the Crystal!"
Zidane: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Garnet: "There is...still good in him...."
Garland: "Lord Zidane...rise!"
Quina: "Mi'sa got a BAD feeling about this!"

Coming 2010.

snakeeater? who's sith? you mean cait sith from FFVII? ewwwww, cait sith sucked!

we need a title that fits what's in the movie, like advent children was about children, get it?

actually can't square just used all the FMV movies in the game and add the other parts of the game that wasn't FMV into FMV so that we can see FFIX in movie form? random question i know.

actually can't square just used all the FMV movies in the game and add the other parts of the game that wasn't FMV into FMV so that we can see FFIX in movie form? random question i know.

How long will that movie be then? o.o

What if idiots stopped making threads like this? This thread is truely and utterly pointless.

Well how long does it take you to beat the game eh?

What if Vivi didn't get Black Mage kids??

so vivi will get alchemist kid...

that's a spoiler...

Vivi + Red Mage Girl = ^___________________________^

Vivi + Red Mage Girl = ^___________________________^
:laugh:

What if Garnet and Zidane were brother and sister?

THEN ZIDANE WOULD HAVE THREE SISTERS!! KUJA, MIKOTO, AND DAGGER!!11ONe

:P

They would've been dirty incest dirthbags, with no sense of normality whatsoever, doomed to be locked up in a clinic for sexually frustrated bros and sisters, undergoing shocktherapy everyday, with people waiting for them to shit their guts out, so that they can finally be destroyed like pigs.
probably.

Well how long does it take you to beat the game eh?

86 hours ;)

What if Garnet and Zidane were brother and sister?

Hm...

If Zidane wasn't a Genome, but a Summoner like Garnet, then the whole Zidane-Kuja connection is gone.

But if Garnet was a Genome instead of a Summoner....It might work out...

(lol, taking it seriously :P )

What if FF9 had a feasible final villian?

What if FF9 had a feasible final villian?
u would die and never finsih the game and cry in you little bed at night :P

86 hours ;)

(im not kiding btw :-P)



What if Kuja could not control Bahamut and Bahamut stayed at Brahne's controle?

What if Kuja could not control Bahamut and Bahamut stayed at Brahne's controle?

Hm, well, If kuja wasn't able to control the summon... He's pretty powerful, nonetheless. He maybe could have defeated the summon, but come to think of it...there's still the cannon army of Brahne. :O Hm..

Then Kuja might be a bit injured or...dead... *cries*

-.-

yes, I can't help it that Kuja is sexy...

You can't help reviving threads for shit reasons for some unknown reason. Why the fuck would you look past the first page to find something to post in?

You can't help reviving threads for shit reasons for some unknown reason. Why the fuck would you look past the first page to find something to post in?

Amen

because it's a forum...

Where reviving threads is something you don't fucking do.

because it's a forum...


Where reviving threads is something you don't fucking do.

As much as it pains my loins to agree with The_Master; he's right. When you go to the forum's main page, the most recent posting is at the top of the page. Seeing a random, pointless comment to a thread that was extinguished weeks, or even months, ago is an annoyance.

Think of it this way...

You and your friends are standing in line (for a movie or something) talking about Kingdom Hearts. The conversation eventually shifts to fashion and then you start talking about dress shopping and what looks dandy on everyone, so on and so forth.

Now, tell me that it doesn't irk you the slightest bit when somebody overhears your discussion and cuts in with "Yeah, Axel was totally hot" when, in fact, you all had stopped talking about Kingdom Hearts 20 minutes ago! You find yourself thinking "this person came out of nowhere to add this!? What a moron."

In real life, due to various moral reasons, you probably won't tell the new person just how dumb their comment was. However, because the internet acts as a veil, one CAN get away with telling another off and replacing rude feelings with empowering ones.

As much as it pains my loins to agree with The_Master;

God, I wish people woudn't be like this when I DO get something right.

God, I wish people woudn't be like this when I DO get something right.

Had you not made that quip to Roxas20 about "do you give good head?" in some other thread, I would've made that post a lot less snarky.

You get props for being right, but the glamor ends there, kiddo.

That was only because she expected not to be treated harshly because she was a woman, I think she deserved every bit of it. And 15 isn't the age of a "kid" last time I checked.

There's a fine line between being treated harshly (like everyone else) and being an egocentric ass.

If that's the case, we agree to disagree.

There is also a fine line between "Kiddo" and "Young adult"

Anyone younger than me is a "kiddo," buckaroo. :-P

lawl 21= kiddo.

Heh, you're catching on.

Age is pretty much meaningless though. Going all "lol ur 11" just because you're older is pretty fucking retarded, if you ask me.

Age is pretty much meaningless though. Going all "lol ur 11" just because you're older is pretty fucking retarded, if you ask me.

Age is worthless to those who have not matured.

I would totally bed down with Kuja.


Twice.

lol so Zidane looks better with a sword as opposed to with a "dagger"?

Sorry nvm, my post was in relation to a post on the bottom of the first page..