Heh, i just had to start 1....

Paine: Let's all have a tea party.....Yuna what's wrong.....

Rikku: Yeah, what the hell's up Yuna

Yuna: I feel like...eating.....someone.......heh..heh...heh...H AAAAH!!!!!

Paine+Rikku: Holy CRAP!!!!!

Yuna: *eating Shuyin* Aaaah, after 1000 years he's finally grilled to perfection.

At Bevelle...

Yuna:I'm getting bored with this sphere thing.I wanna do something different.

Rikku:Such as what Yunie?

Paine:Masturbating sausages?

Yuna:That...is...kinda...cool too.Why not?

Baralai:Praise be to Yevon...(whispering-i think i wanna try that too)...

Paine: Things are.... disasterific.

Rikku: Oh Prak, ohhh Prak!

rikku: Sorry yuna but i may pop out for a spot of tea and a game of polo
Yuna: dat okay me Nigga

Yuna: This Cronic is good shit through this fat ass bucket!
Rikku: Yea dude, You have first hit redeye!
Paine: Whoa....... that sephere looks like a donut, man. I got tha munchies!
Everyone: Oh, but the kitchen is WAY too far away. Fuck it, lets have some bongs instead!

Rikku: Oh Prak, ohhh Prak!

lolz x2!

paine: oma god! oma god! that monster scared the hell out of me,I think i shit myself.

rikku: I gotta go comb my chest hair.

( yuna's in the back making out with brother)

Paine: Things are.... disasterific.

Yuna:(mountain ruins after defeating boris) We killed tons of weired fiends and survived nearly falling of a mountain for this glowing piece of shit

(Leblanc after cornering them in the chateau)

AHA!! i've got u

rikku:sure u have oldie, whats holding u together, botox ?

Leblanc: Waaaaaaaaaaah!!! I may be a man with a hairy chest, but at least Nooji wooji loves me (blows herself up)

yuna: so you know what rikku I'm gonna go with brother now and you tell me how that search for tidus goes. rikku: Sure and you just make sure not to get buddy to upset cause he might want to fight for brother

Yuna: I don't like Tidus. He...sucks.

O_O

You would not here any of them say fuck, because it's rated Teen.

Kimahri: Mesalgear was an imbecile who deserved to be banned. Why would he revive a thread when it was, for the most part, overlooked during even its initial run other than to be a nuisance?

I can't imagine Kimahri ever saying that, especially in that manner. For one thing, the referring of oneself in the third person is not present.

Yuna: um...would breast enhancement count as one wish, or two?

Yuna: Gimme a Y
Rikku: Gimme a R
Paine: Gimme a P!!!! *cheers*
Y+R: o_O"

Rikku: Hey brother everything is under control. Brother watcha doin?
Brother: Wanking.... oh yeah.... Yuna's HOT!

paine/rikku: singing "one thousand words"

every dog in spira would put its paws in its ears

Fun thread!

Anyway here are mine;

Paine: "Oh Rikku give me a big hug!!"

Rikku: "I hate everyone..."

Yuna: "Be a door mate? Over my dead body!"

Brother: "Yuna is so ugly! I can't stand to look at her!"

Gippal: "whats 2 + 2? I can't put together a computer to save my life!"

Baralai: "I hate the old people."

Nooj: "Lets all be friends with the whole world!"

LOL

yuna to tidus: omg!! my shirt is see through!!!
tidus: i dont see anything *blushing*

yuna to tidus: omg!! my shirt is see through!!!
tidus: i dont see anything *blushing*

HAHAHAHAHA.
oh my god.
i just actually 'lol'ed.

Jackie Chan: "I'M GONNA KILL ALL YOU GULLWINGS!!! I'm not even supposed to be in this game though, so I'll make it quick."

rikku: wheres yunie, paine?
paine: never heard of that name.

Yuna, Rikku, and Paine in unison: "Uh....what does YRP stand for again? We're too stupid to remember!"

Lulu: "Wakka I want an abortion."

Wakka: "I'm okay with that Lulu dearest."

Shuyin: "Why am I doing all this fighting when I could be resting in peace?"

Lenne: "Someone please give me throat surgery so I don't ever sing good again!"

Lulu: "Wakka I want an abortion."


that i likey, lol

Ormi: "I need to go on a diet."

tidus: I hate blitz ball

yuna:I love brother

rikku:lets all go the the farplane

paine: i wanna ride a shoopuff

paine: i wanna ride a shoopuff

Very good, but I think this would be funnier hearing from Paine:

"I wanna ride a shoopuff! And get some fun balloons, and cotton candy, and and and and......!!!"

Because it is not even like Paine to be all bubbly like Rikku XD.

Vegnagun: "I like me some Chutes and Ladders. Anyone wanna play me in some Chutes and Ladders?"

Vegnagun: "I like me some Chutes and Ladders. Anyone wanna play me in some Chutes and Ladders?"


ha, thats good,
although, its not chutes and ladders, its snakes...SNAKES!!!

yuna: tidus?
tidus: yah?
yuna: i'm pregnant?
tidus: what?
yuna: I'M PREGNANT!!!
tidus: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

yuna: tidus?
tidus: yah?
yuna: i'm pregnant?
tidus: what?
yuna: I'M PREGNANT!!!
tidus: AHHHHHHH!!!!!


Lol I love that one XD. Or;

Yuna: "Tidus I know I'm pregnant, but I don't mind looking big ^__^!! In fact I kinda love it!!"

Rikku to Gippal: "Gippal I'm pregnant with your child!"

Lol I love that one XD. Or;

Yuna: "Tidus I know I'm pregnant, but I don't mind looking big ^__^!! In fact I kinda love it!!"

Rikku to Gippal: "Gippal I'm pregnant with your child!"

Kimahri to Wakka: "I'm pregnant with your child!"

haha lol. >_-

Yuna: Great, now I'm gonna end up in VH-1's behind the music with the headline: "Savior of all Spira becomes Whore of all Spira". Damn this Gunner Dressphere!!! What am I? a parody of Lara Croft?

Kimahri to Wakka: "I'm pregnant with your child!"

HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
ummm,

Paine: Lyke yeah, I lyke tottaly lyke know what lyke you mean. Lyke OMG.

tidus waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa zanakand is destroyed

yuna be a man

tidus i cant

Im a girl

yuna blows head off

Kimahri to Wakka: "I'm pregnant with your child!"

what is it with pregnation

also kimahri is a boy GODAMMIT!!!!!!

Rikku: (in bed) So tell me....
Yuna & Paine: ....?
Rikku: Do i make you horny, Do i? Do i make u randy baby, yeah.!

(rest up to u guys)

Baralai to Nooj: "Nooj, over there, behind that dumpster - screw me!!!"
Gippal: "Paine, you getting this!?"
Paine: *Sigh*