Weaponslayer
09-30-2005, 09:50 AM
Post any you find!

Presenter:
"What the hell is that soldier doin?"

"Send him a bomb!"

Received "Grenade"

Tifa:
"Barret, would you stop acting like a retard..."

My quotes are a bit incomplete. Fill them up and post more.
taytyn
09-30-2005, 03:14 PM
Aeris: "this guy are sick"
Sarah
09-30-2005, 04:30 PM
anything and everything palmer ever said <3
ThroneofOminous
09-30-2005, 05:39 PM
But they...

Those worthless creatures....

Are stealing the planet away from mother.

But now I'm here with you...

So don't worry.
Denny
09-30-2005, 05:40 PM
Yeah, that`s hilarious :/
devil~hwoarang
09-30-2005, 09:02 PM
irony/foreshadowing:
"youre gonna catch holy hell"
and then at the end the whole damn city catches holy's wrath, coincidence? i think not
Swedish Fish
09-30-2005, 10:36 PM
In Gold Saucer: At thye play:

Choices:
"Kiss the Dragon"
"Kiss the Princess"
"Kiss the King"
(It is something like this. If it's wrong, it's because I haven't played that part in a while)

"Kiss the Dragon" is hilarious.
"Kiss the King" is pretty good too as I remember.
devil~hwoarang
09-30-2005, 11:28 PM
and "kiss the princess" you get to kiss tifa or aeris (or in some cases barrett) so its all good
Aerisfreak91
10-01-2005, 01:06 AM
Aeris "Your my bodyguard, right?"

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
devil~hwoarang
10-01-2005, 01:18 AM
cloud: "youre the slum drunk"
oh how id love to be able to crack a joke like that and be able to get away with a "how rude" and have the girl still like me
Maria
10-01-2005, 06:12 PM
"sit down on your chair and drink your goddamn tea!"
Balam
10-01-2005, 06:17 PM
Everyone's Grudge
Kit Thespian
10-02-2005, 09:08 PM
"Will be an active fortune. Your lucky color is blue."

"Give into the goodwill of others and something big will happen after summer."

The fortunes that Cait Sith gives Cloud when you first meet him. They crack me up!

Vincent cracks me up whenever he opens his mouth.
Callahan
10-03-2005, 05:19 AM
We may be retreating, but we are still victorius.~Reno
anzie
10-03-2005, 11:38 AM
the part where cloud, tifa and aeris tries to squeeze info out from some fat guy...

'i'll chop them off...' ~cloud
'i'll rip them off...' ~aeris
'i'll smash them...' ~tifa

i couldn't stop laughing xD
Reanimagic
10-03-2005, 08:05 PM
Cloud: "Let's mosey."

That's rich, coming from him.
This..
(http://imageshack.us)

And!

A quote from Barret..
(http://imageshack.us)

*Sigh* Ahhh, the memories..
Detonate
10-03-2005, 08:08 PM
anything and everything palmer ever said <3

Dont forget the lard!
Reanimagic
10-03-2005, 08:11 PM
Dont forget the lard!

With lots of sugar!
Shazboot29
10-13-2005, 09:23 PM
Off course!
Enkidoh
10-15-2005, 08:46 PM
One off the top of my head:

"Ah, you look like a bear in a marshmellow."

Cloud, commenting on Barret's sailor suit disguise after disembarking from the Cargo Ship at Costa Del Sol.

I'd post actual screehsnots, but I can't be bothered capturing them at the moment.. lol
Toastie!
10-15-2005, 11:22 PM
"@#%!" -Cid
"The brave do not fear the grave" -Battle Arena floor
"Looks like Kya ha ha ha and Gya ha ha ha are up to something agian."- Cait Sith
griff
10-16-2005, 12:28 AM
Tifa: lets go to the beach
aeris: *walks up to cloud* what's wrong, your cool exteriors cracking

after getting off cargo ship, if you used barett and red in your party
blitzking99
10-16-2005, 04:17 AM
"sit down on your chair and drink your goddamn tea!"


the part where cloud, tifa and aeris tries to squeeze info out from some fat guy...

'i'll chop them off...' ~cloud
'i'll rip them off...' ~aeris
'i'll smash them...' ~tifa

i couldn't stop laughing xD
nkwp
10-16-2005, 04:51 AM
"Wanna Buy a flower?"
Tidus is a crybaby
10-17-2005, 06:56 AM
Yuffie: Come on Cloud... say something... PLEASE!
Cloud: .............
Cloud: .... something....

*SLAP*
-Raine-
10-17-2005, 07:57 AM
[QUOTE=Reanimagic]Cloud: "Let's mosey."

[QUOTE]

lol, too true, that was f**king hilarious