Umaro and Mog start first by executing a duo attack with Blizzard and Quasar. They move out of the way for Strago and Relm to use Grand Train and a portrait of the three Guardians. As they�re finishing their attack, Setzer throws a flurry of cards and coins at Kefka, which is then imitated by Gogo. Jumping above everyone, Interceptor dives straight at Kefka with Shadow on his back (Wishing Star anyone?) and quickly attacks him with 5 swift bites and slashes. Gau eyes glow blue and Terrato appears beneath him. Both of them dive at Kefka, piercing him with Earthen Spikes. Riding the spikes are 10 Sabins who attack Kefka with single, powerful, strokes. Sabin backflips from Kefka and in a quick second, he is slashed in the guts by Cyan. Running at full speed towards a weakened Kefka, is Edgar with Locke on his shoulders. Edgar has a shining sword in his hand, and Locke wields a dark dagger. Approching Kefka, Edgar uses a horizontal strike, whilst Locke stabs him from above. With their palms together, Celes and Esper Terra glow blue and red. They charge at Kefka and with each step they take, an Esper is summoned and uses its attack on him. The last Esper to appear is Maduin who joins the party. Finally, everyone in the entire world faces Kefka's tower and screams, �Ultima!!!!!!!!!�, and the two girls use a viridian colored blast to kill the madman.

Well? >.>

I'd make the statues suddenly stop all of their magic-absorbing abilities on the Floating Continent, but without Kefka knowing about it. Then, Gestahl's mightiest attack actually works, and Kefka's destroyed.

Anticlimactic yes... but it would have taken care of all that World of Ruin nonsense. :P

I would have him die of a heart attack because he smoked too much.

i wouldn't want him to die at all... i would like to see him brought up on vehicular manslaughter charges and spend 8-12 years in a federal prison, selling his body for cigarettes.

Selling his body for cigarettes, hmm? Nice, but I don't think that would happen.

I say, mass eviceration with the Atma Weapon, Esper summons, fry his tush with ten Ultimas, and barbecue his wings afterwards.

first i would bash the shit out of him and keep casting cure on him so he suffers and then make him drown bt just b4 he dies ill cast yet another spell on him to save his life and then continue the process throwing him in the fire also :)

I'd shove Ultros's tentacles down Kefka's throat and suffocate him

edit: I'm amazed no one picked me up on that

balloons filled with cocaine works better than tentacles

When fefka wants to take a sun bath he will die, as he destructed the land he would get skin cancer and then he would get sick and die hahahahaha.
Or else Terra should disguise into a marlboro, poison kefka's food and then bring it to his master "sir kefta, hee is your delicious yummi yummi beans and spinach, remember if you don't eat all your food you wont eat your desert (or dessert?)"

I think Cyan she poison his drink because of what Kefka did to his family, poisoning the water supply damn it (by the way does anyone remember that bit in ff6 =) )

I think that Vicks and Wedge should have shown up at the last second in a newly developed Magitek armor developed by Cid before he died. This Magitek armor is able to focus the power of all Espers in existence and in magicite, and therefore Vicks and Wedge use it to unleash a power greater than a hundred Ultimas. While the cast of FFVI stand dumbfounded the two soldiers humbly walk away knowing that they can no longer be dehumanized by the genocidal clown.

How the hell did everyone in the world learn Ultima? kiddin! but boy you mutr really hate kefka.

plush his ass down the toilet

I would want him to be going 250 mph on his Robo chocobo and it malfunction and him fly into a rose bush and fall off a cliff onto a giant lemon so the lemon juice seep into his cuts HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
(sorry I get carried away

Tack Star in the eye, courtesy of the crew's resident assassin. Quick, clean, and way cool.

I would make so much special, special love to him that he died of a heart attack. :D

...Now that is something that could haunt a small child...

Sucks to be a small child, dont it? :D

I dunno, I was never small

how would i like to see him die? how i did it:

Locke with genji gloves and atma weapon and illumina, sabin with black belt and using bum rush, setzer with an offering and fixed dice at lvl 99, and gogo to mime it all.

I'd like him to be decapitated by Cyan

Kefka. . .hm . . . Well somehow summon all of the characters from FF1- X-2 and attack them with lvls of 99 and evey skill known to this game!

Or. . .he could just die because Umaro tried to sing the Barbie Girl song by Aqua

i would like to have him thrown from the top of his tower...

Edgar could have at him with the chainsaw for his father's poisoning, assuming that it was Kefka who did it.

Make him listen to boyband music for the rest of his life. :)

Put him in padded, sound-proof room with his laugh playing on a loud-horn 24/7. Now that's torture.

Put him in padded, sound-proof room with his laugh playing on a loud-horn 24/7. Now that's torture.
Haha, good one.

i think the worst death is torture...i would put him on the rack...pull him tight...not tight enough 2 pull his limbs off...yet...

i wuld papercut him everywhere i could...except 4 his manhood...(wouldnt wanna look at that)...and if he hadnt died of blood loss i would rip wats left of his limbs off and if he's still living papercut is throat and leave him 4 dead

Each Esper does its attack, one at the time; and afterwards, every character attacking him, together with the esper Crusader, all at once. :)

Either that, or just plucking his wings. sexpot

Just tell a bunch of Sephiroth's fanboys and fangirls that Kefka thinks he's better, and let them loose in a small enclosed space.

I mean, we all know that that's what the Eighth Circle of Hell is like.

Put him in padded, sound-proof room with his laugh playing on a loud-horn 24/7. Now that's torture.

Perhaps I'm wrong, but Kefka's vanity wouldn't make that torture. Kuro's on to something, there, though. Between Sephy and Cloud's fanboys, I'm sure we could work in some of Squallie's, too.

Gee, I dunno. Kefka wouldn't put it beneath him to fry the fanboys and fangirls. It's best to put him against people who could inflict magic on him. But that's just me. Watching Sephy, Cloud, and Squall fanboys and fangirls inflict pain on Kefka would be quite amusing.

Watching Kefka fry them would be amusing, too...

I wish he was undead so he could be killed by simply giving him a phoenix down. How about that for a endboss-battle.

Watching Kefka fry them would be amusing, too...
I'd actually want to ask to join in... XD

i would poke him with a pointy stick =)

and then gouge his eyes out with a candle and stic 3.5" pins up nis nose then skin him alive then melt his face off then sew up his vagina then cure him and do it all again then when i get bored put him on a rack and stab him in the face

i would poke him with a pointy stick =)

and then gouge his eyes out with a candle and stic 3.5" pins up nis nose then skin him alive then melt his face off then sew up his vagina then cure him and do it all again then when i get bored put him on a rack and stab him in the face

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So..

Why not

scratch his organs out with a Cactuar?

^_^

oooh good idea

1000 needles >_<!

Hey guys im a new member and i personally I think kefka is a completa ***hole,lol neways guys ff6 rocks:)its like ff3 but iv played both for some reason when i playeed it at us when i was there it seemed sorta the same but ff3 i played it when i was 5 it came out i loved it thats the only reason i have started 2 love rpg's oh and my fav's ppl in that game is cyan shadow edgar and sabin and depending on her lvl terra with her high magic lvl but the esper that u equip i dont like when people equip carbunkle 2 much cause in main fights its been a while iv played but i do believe odin tritoch and bahamut r the better ones BUT GETTIN BAHAMUT IS SO ANNOYING THAT doomgaze dude always runZ away and i always jump when he pops outta nowhere:)neways this is just the things iv seen on this site so i wanted 2 reply 2 ne of wat iv seen.....But also as a closing statement kefka is not hard at all at the end....it justs takes a long time to woop his sorry ass(and i am not aware if it not allowed 2 swear,if so plz tell me i am sorry in advance if its against the rules) if there r any

oh and also just put kefka in the electric chair then set him on fire:)

Gee, I dunno. Kefka wouldn't put it beneath him to fry the fanboys and fangirls. It's best to put him against people who could inflict magic on him. But that's just me. Watching Sephy, Cloud, and Squall fanboys and fangirls inflict pain on Kefka would be quite amusing.

Kefka would run out of MP before he killed them all. There's way too many of them!

Kefka thinks he's a funny clown? Send The Joker after him and the Joker will spray Kefka with that noxious gas of his.

OR

Poison the freak's make-up with some nasty poison.

Chainsaw..

I wish he was undead so he could be killed by simply giving him a phoenix down. How about that for a endboss-battle.
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, the end boss was weak against Cure magic. Then there is the Beserk trick for X-Death in Final Fantasy V.

Don't Pick On Poor Kefka
he wasn't a bad man
just an under achiever

i'd also would like to know who Kefkas parents are

He dies of prostate cancer at the tender age of 81. Or he drives home one night completely wasted, and crashes his Magitek-car on the Fanatics tower.
That would suit the man, now wouldn't it.

If you want him dead make him eat one of my *attemps* to cook.

Taste of his own medicine: Put him in a burning room and force-feed him the same amount of poison he used to poison Doma. Then get him zapped by the same attack he used to kill Leo.

When he dies, cast Life 2 on him and repeat until satisfied.

All while Tiny Bubbles by Don Ho is playing on repeat in background.

Hmmm...

1) Cast a spell on him to bind all of his magic abilities and powers
2) Take him to a forest
3) Introduce him to Sephiroth
4) Give them both herrings.

That's right, herrings at ten paces. First man to die, loses.