New year, new headaches! New ways to disappoint yourself by failing to keep up with lofty resolutions! What are yours?

A happy, healthy and successful 2017 to you all!!! ^^
May all your dreams and resolutions come true! Well, at least most of them... ;)

Stay exactly the same as you are! ^^
I noticed that everyone here has very special qualities!

Stay entertaining, crazy, happy, funny, helpful and all the other things I've learned about you all.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Oh, the most important thing on the list: Quit smoking!
I have to think about the rest...

To quit being a piece of shit.

Already failed.

You can't polish a turd.

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I noticed that everyone here has very special qualities!

Yes, very true! You guys are great and I look forward to another year with y'all.

You can't polish a turd.

Ahem

https://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/polishing-a-turd-minimyth/

Bury the bodies deeper.

To grind the wooden hedgehog.

Mine is to masturbate more than shad

I think I can, I think I can

Mine is to masturbate more than shad

I think I can, I think I can

:laugh:

:erm:

Pffft! Children. It's not the quantity that counts, it's the quality.

Orgasm Rating Scale

Kenneth Mah,[1] Toronto General Hospital
Yitzchak M. Binik, McGill University Health Center

The Orgasm Rating Scale (ORS) employs a multidimensional approach to assess and quantify the psychological experience of orgasm in both men and women. It was developed to address the lack of a comprehensive, theoretically based self-report measure of orgasm.

Description

The ORS is a 40-item, self-report adjective-rating scale. Two subscales assess sensory and cognitive-affective dimensions, reflecting a two-dimensional model of the psychological experience of orgasm that has been previously theorized and/or investigated by others (e.g., Davidson, 1980; Mah & Binik, 2001; Warner, 1981). The sensory dimension represents the perception of physiological events (e.g., contractile sensations), whereas the cognitive-affective dimension represents the subjective evaluations (e.g., intensity, satisfaction) and emotions (e.g., elation, intimacy) associated with orgasm. Each of these dimensions further encompasses multiple components. The ORS contains 40 adjectives, 28 of which are employed in subscale scoring. Individuals are asked to rate each adjective on a 0�5 rating scale according to how well it describes their most recent orgasm experience. The ORS was developed to describe orgasm experiences attained under two sexual-context conditions: solitary masturbation and sex with a partner.

To create the scale (see Mah & Binik, 2002), an initial pool of 141 adjectives was compiled from the available self-report literature in which individuals had been asked to describe their subjective experience of orgasm. Pilot ratings of items reduced the pool to a final set of 60 adjectives. These adjectives were formatted into a preliminary version of the ORS, which was then employed in two cross-sectional studies of the two-dimensional model of the experience of orgasm. Undergraduate and graduate student participants rated the set of adjectives, using the 0�5 rating scale, to describe orgasm experiences attained through solitary masturbation and through sex with a partner. When rating orgasm experienced with a partner, individuals were also asked to indicate from a list of options the particular sexual behavior by which they attained the orgasm (e.g., through intercourse, oral stimulation, manual stimulation, etc.). Exploratory factor analysis of the ratings data resulted in the current reduced pool of 28 adjectives; the remaining 12 adjectives included in the current 40-item version reflect aspects hypothesized to be relevant to the orgasm experience (e.g., intensity, altered state of consciousness) but were not specifically evaluated.

Additional material pertaining to this scale, including information about format, scoring, reliability, and validity is available in Fisher, Davis, Yarber, and Davis (2010).

Fisher, T. D., Davis, C. M., Yarber, W. L., & Davis, S. L. (2010). Handbook of Sexuality-Related Measures. New York: Routledge.

:roflbalok:

You guys are such slaves to your dicks.

I just simply want to better control myself, since I feel I've messed up a bit too many times last year. I'll have plenty of chances to act more responsible.

Also, all this masturbation talk? Been doing it since 2011. I'll leave you to decide if I'm serious.

Hm, for the number of unfinished works and compositions of mine be downsized verily. (did you know that I've really only 'completed' about two tracks?) And to better articulate myself, through writing and otherwise.

I think that's about it.

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Mine is to masturbate more than shad

I think I can, I think I can


Pffft! Children. It's not the quantity that counts, it's the quality.

.................


You guys are such slaves to your dicks.


Also, all this masturbation talk? Been doing it since 2011. I'll leave you to decide if I'm serious.

:laugh: If we do a contest it'll be like the opposite of that Seinfeld episode.

I don't want a darn contest. I want to go at my own pace. :laugh:

To stop posting here.

To stop posting here.

Anything I can do to help?

Lmao, you guys.

Also, all this masturbation talk? Been doing it since 2011. I'll leave you to decide if I'm serious.

I don't think it's possible for a 10-year old to jerk off. So no, you haven't been doing it since 2011.

How do you guys keep track of each others' ages?

Is there a spreadsheet being passed around? :erm:

I don't think it's possible for a 10-year old to jerk off. So no, you haven't been doing it since 2011.

Sure.........I totally believe you.......

(I was 11, btw).

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How do you guys keep track of each others' ages?

Is there a spreadsheet being passed around? :erm:

When you're born in the year 2000, you don't even need to count. Espcially if it's January. :laugh:

How do you guys keep track of each others' ages?

Is there a spreadsheet being passed around? :erm:

It's not that hard. You've announced your age, as has George, Hunter and Ponyo. I'm the oldest of most of us. I'm the fart.


Sure.........I totally believe you.......

(I was 11, btw).

I've still never heard of an 11-year old being able to jerk off


When you're born in the year 2000, you don't even need to count. Espcially if it's January. :laugh:

When you're birthday, then? Soon? Did you have a sweet 16 last year? Or a quincea�era? :p

Pffft! Children. It's not the quantity that counts, it's the quality.

:this:

I'm going to start using my left hand on random days. Give myself a treat. ;)

Actually I Am The Old One At Over 300 Years. :169:

It's not that hard. You've announced your age, as has George, Hunter and Ponyo. Im the oldest of most of us. I'm the fart.

And yet I still don't actually know your age. All I know is that to hear Ponyo be about the same age as Skelly makes complete and total sense, considering how both are annoying. :laugh:


I've still never heard of an 11-year old being able to jerk off

It was a quiet accident really. It became more of a thing the years following.


When you're birthday, then? Soon? Did you have a sweet 16 last year? Or a quince�era? :p

My birthday is always the 21st of this month. It's a saturday this time, so I won't be feeling awkward at school. The 16th birthday was just a visit to Shakey's, which was nice and all.

I imagine this time being merely a family meeting at home, especially when Dad is the way he is.

It's not that hard. You've announced your age, as has George, Hunter and Ponyo. I'm the oldest of most of us. I'm the fart.

Yeah, and I'm finding it hard to believe that I'll already be 17 in like seven months :erm:


:this:

I'm going to start using my left hand on random days. Give myself a treat. ;)

Oh I could never do that. That would never work for me.

And yet I still don't actually know your age.

Nobody knows my age and that's the way I like it :169:
I will say this though: I'm more than a decade older than all of you. I'm from the 1980's :shock:


My birthday is always the 21st of this month. It's a saturday this time, so I won't be feeling awkward at school.

Why is it awkward in school? Are you socially awkward?

My birthday is always on the 12th of March. Sunday this year. Ew.

Nobody knows my age and that's the way I like it :169:
I will say this though: I'm more than a decade older than all of you. I'm from the 1980's :shock:

Then you're not much older than me...

Imho it was the best Decade to be born in.

Then you're not much older than me...

Imho it was the best Decade to be born in.

I will be turning either 37 or 28 this year. That is for y'all to decide.

I was born in the wrong decade. I'm an old soul, I should have been born in the 50's so I could have been a teen and I to my twenties during the 60's and 70's. Man, if time travel existed......

37.

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Actually I Am The Old One At Over 300 Years. :169:

Thank god. That makes me feel so much younger. :p

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Oh I could never do that. That would never work for me.

is there... is there a hook for a hand? :erm:

Yeah, and I'm finding it hard to believe that I'll already be 17 in like seven months :erm:

I've honestly become less caring everytime I turn a year older. It'll be like The Giver, where age doesn't matter after a certain point.


Oh I could never do that. That would never work for me.

My left hand is all I've ever used. :laugh:

I'm a righty, except when I'm at my laptop :laugh:

I Go Both Ways....



:169:

Why is it awkward in school? Are you socially awkward?

I'm autistic. I'll always have a weird perception of reality. I never feel right in telling people it's my birthday, since I feel like I don't know them well, as well as feel like I'm wanting attention.

Hunter, what do you mean when you say you messed up too many times last year? Here, or personal stuff? And what did you mean by better control? Just curious. You seem to be pretty in-control.

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I'm autistic. I'll always have a weird perception of reality. I never feel right in telling people it's my birthday, since I feel like I don't know them well, as well as feel like I'm wanting attention.

You've said that a few times now, and I keep forgetting. I apologize. You must have the mildest case of it. Cause I'd never know if you didn't say. Unless people with autism don't really show it via typing/talking to people on the Internet. One of my coworkers this year has an extreme case of it. Very socially awkward.

I've never been the kind to announce/draw attention to my birthday. Whenever it falls on the weekday, I go to extreme lengths to make sure my coworkers don't know.

I'm autistic.

I Mean No Offence By This At All.


You Can't Keep Using This As An Excuse. You Can Not Let This Define Who YOU Are.

is there... is there a hook for a hand? :erm:

No there is not! :p


My left hand is all I've ever used. :laugh:


I'm a righty, except when I'm at my laptop :laugh:


I Go Both Ways....



:169:

I always use my right hand.

Man, I'm really cracking up at the fact that we're actually talking about this :laugh:

I always use my right hand.

Man, I'm really cracking up at the fact that we're actually talking about this :laugh:

So when you're in front of your computer, your left hand is on the mouse?

We're all adult men here. Oh no wait, you and Hunter are still under age :shock:

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So when you're in front of your computer, your left hand is on the mouse?

Simple; I just don't do it in front of the computer, too risky :smrt:

Simple; I just don't do it in front of the computer, too risky :smrt:

And that is why you do not have a laptop of your own - mother knows best :laugh:

HA! Mother does know best, but I also just don't really like to use laptops - I have a desktop of mine own though.

What the hell? does fly around like a fire hose? :eye:
Aim! That's what Bounty was made for: The quicker picker upper~ :smrt:

Practice makes perfect.

And yet I still don't actually know your age. All I know is that to hear Ponyo be about the same age as Skelly makes complete and total sense, considering how both are annoying. :laugh:

I just came across this and immediately started cracking up. I had to post it, because this is totally me. I've never looked my age, I'm older than I look :laugh:

Interesting that you all have the same resolutions (this year)... :laugh:
This year promises to be quite hard. XD Well, do your best and have fun! :P

Your arms will thank you for a great workout! ;)

A question for all you dick-driven fapstronauts: if your ribcage wasn't in the way, would you guys be giving yourselves head too? It'd still be self-administered stimulation, the only difference is where the cum goes.

Also, this thread has been ruined! :-P

A question for all you dick-driven fapstronauts: if your ribcage wasn't in the way, would you guys be giving yourselves head too? It'd still be self-administered stimulation, the only difference is where the cum goes.

Also, this thread has been ruined! :-P

Hey, you asked us men what we wanted to do in 2017. You asked for it. We have spoken.

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A question for all you dick-driven fapstronauts: if your ribcage wasn't in the way, would you guys be giving yourselves head too?


Practice makes perfect.

A question for all you dick-driven fapstronauts: if your ribcage wasn't in the way, would you guys be giving yourselves head too? It'd still be self-administered stimulation, the only difference is where the cum goes.

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That's the way it is. ;)

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It's not gay if the dicks don't touch!

It's not gay if the dicks don't touch!

Yeah, for you

While the rest of you are trying to jerk off more, I'm trying to get a date this year.

Not that it's succeeding, but... yeah.

It's not gay if the dicks don't touch!

Keep telling yourself that.

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While the rest of you are trying to jerk off more, I'm trying to get a date this year.

Not that it's succeeding, but... yeah.

I hear that mail-order brides are still a thing. That's always an option!

While the rest of you are trying to jerk off more, I'm trying to get a date this year.

Not that it's succeeding, but... yeah.

With your hand? :laugh: Explain how you're trying :p

With your hand? :laugh: Explain how you're trying :p

Trying to be more outgoing I guess?

Not my strong suit by any means but I'm tired of the same old same old.

Which is jerking off, yes.

I can't believe I'm having this discussion.

Yeah, for you


Keep telling yourself that.

You guys don't get jokes.

I hear that mail-order brides are still a thing. That's always an option!

Not really what I had in mind.

I can't believe I'm having this discussion.

Oh, I'm so past that lol

Are you old enough to go to a bar?


You guys don't get jokes.

Riiiiightttttt.......


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Oh, I'm so past that lol

Are you old enough to go to a bar?

Have been for a while.

Not really what I had in mind.

Yeah, I was kidding around. Keep at it bro, you'll find what you're looking for sooner or later. Or maybe she'll find you.

Yeah, I was kidding around. Keep at it bro, you'll find what you're looking for sooner or later. Or maybe she'll find you.

Yeah I know. This week hasn't been the greatest for encouraging experiences, but I appreciate the kind words. :)

Idk why I'm telling you this, but it really fucking pisses me off when you put effort into meeting someone and then they essentially throw you in the trash for no damn reason.

I shouldn't be bitching about that. Just... ugh. Just needed to get that off my chest.

Have been for a while.

Then by "trying to be more outgoing", I take it you don't frequent them a lot? I don't. Only with my siblings and cousins when the 5 of us are all together. And maybe coworkers now and then. I'm not as outgoing as I used to be. At least when I'm sober lol


Just needed to get that off my chest.

You need a girl on your chest ;) :p

Then by "trying to be more outgoing", I take it you don't frequent them a lot? I don't. Only with my siblings and cousins when the 5 of us are all together. And maybe coworkers now and then. I'm not as outgoing as I used to be. At least when I'm sober lol.

Well the daunting thing is that I don't have many people to hang out with. I have a best friend but he's already taken lol.

Never actually tried the "go to a bar and try to pick up chicks" type thing. I'm kinda sheltered to be frank.

Well the daunting thing is that I don't have many people to hang out with. I have a best friend but he's already taken lol.

Never actually tried the "go to a bar and try to pick up chicks" type thing. I'm kinda sheltered to be frank.

Same here, man. The few friends I have are taken (and nobody likes being a third wheel), and most of the people in my area suck. So not many options.

Never actually tried the "go to a bar and try to pick up chicks" type thing. I'm kinda sheltered to be frank.

I think a lot of us are the bookworm-y, introverted type. Listening to classically-inspired music isn't a very social event these days.

You've got more of a social life than I do. I don't think, outside of family, I have anyone in real life who I could honestly call a true friend. I just mind my own business.

I think a lot of you are introverted, tbh

DAK: Yeah, I don't have many options either. I mean, I go to a class which is like 95% girls and there are a lot of attractive ones, but I've had some bad experiences there. I've been becoming more outgoing-ish but the process is slow. There's one chick that I'm tempted to ask out, but... it's risky.

Skelly: True friends are a rarity these days. And yeah, not even my best friend listens to film music like I do.

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You need a girl on your chest ;) :p

lol. Sex isn't the goal. :P

I think a lot of us are the bookworm-y, introverted type. Listening to classically-inspired music isn't a very social event these days.

You've got more of a social life than I do. I don't think, outside of family, I have anyone in real life who I could honestly call a true friend. I just mind my own business.

:this:

That's the case for me as well. Thank god I'm someone who doesn't mind. (aka an introvert)

There's one chick that I'm tempted to ask out, but... it's risky.

Have you two ever exchanged words or even eye contact?


lol. Sex isn't the goal. :P

Then what is?! :p

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For anyone else, did a life of solitude begin with not caring about sports? When you're a dude growing up in elementary school, the big thing is always SPORTS, which I was never very good at or took interest in. Because of that, no one really wanted to be my friend so I didn't want to be theirs.

Have you two ever exchanged words or even eye contact?

Yes. We're on the student club so we talk a fair bit.


Then what is?! :p

Well I mean obviously when the time comes, but for now I'd just like to be close to someone on a personal level, if that makes sense.

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For anyone else, did a life of solitude begin with not caring about sports? When you're a dude growing up in elementary school, the big thing is always SPORTS, which I was never very good at or took interest in. Because of that, no one really wanted to be my friend so I didn't want to be theirs.

YES. Dude I grew up in Asia (I'm not from Asia) and everyone was nuts about soccer (or football, depending on where you're from) and I didn't give two shits. I liked Star Wars.

And then I became a social outcast.

For anyone else, did a life of solitude begin with not caring about sports? When you're a dude growing up in elementary school, the big thing is always SPORTS, which I was never very good at or took interest in. Because of that, no one really wanted to be my friend so I didn't want to be theirs.

Sort of. I suppose that's why I had the minimum of 2 or 3 friends at the time. Even with playing soccer sometimes and enjoying it, I never really became friends with most of the other people there.

And no, I am not and never was ecstatic about (or really good at) sports, but my family's that way in general. I do enjoy riding my bike a lot though. :D

Yes. We're on the student club so we talk a fair bit.

Oh? And what do we talk about?


Well I mean obviously when the time comes, but for now I'd just like to be close to someone on a personal level, if that makes sense.

Yes, of course it makes sense. Been there.


YES. Dude I grew up in Asia (I'm not from Asia) and everyone was nuts about soccer (or football, depending on where you're from) and I didn't give two shits. I liked Star Wars.

And then I became a social outcast.

Where do you stand with coworkers?

Oh? And what do we talk about?

Mostly business stuff, but they're a bunch of girls, so of course they start discussing personal stuff. I want to ask her out but the potential negatives almost outweigh the positives. I don't like risks.


Yes, of course it makes sense. Been there.

Okay good. It seems like 99% of guys my age just care about "hitting it."


Where do you stand with coworkers?

I hate my job and a good portion of the people there.

For anyone else, did a life of solitude begin with not caring about sports? When you're a dude growing up in elementary school, the big thing is always SPORTS, which I was never very good at or took interest in. Because of that, no one really wanted to be my friend so I didn't want to be theirs.

We don't really have all that American Stuff over here, like afterschool Activities,
or rampant Sport Craziness, which in Turn eleminated that whole Jock Buisiness.

Never was lonely in School tbh, i had a lot of Friends in my Class and across the School.
Really took off when we started smoking Weed, Clique was ~20 People, couple Girls
in there aswell, good Times, the best Summers of my Life... :)

Mostly business stuff, but they're a bunch of girls, so of course they start discussing personal stuff. I want to ask her out but the potential negatives almost outweigh the positives. I don't like risks.

First you need to find out if she's single, that's the most important thing lol. Second, has there ever been an excuse for the two of you to see each other outside of class? Third, you need to find out her interests and then subtlely mention something from there. Do the two of you smoke? :p

And it's 2017, be more outgoing and pull the trigger! :p


Okay good. It seems like 99% of guys my age just care about "hitting it."

Yeah, we're in the minority


I hate my job and a good portion of the people there.

I can say this about Lifetouch, can't say it about about my daycare job. I finally go back tomorrow (today counts as the holiday), I've missed the kids over the past 2 weeks.

First you need to find out if she's single, that's the most important thing lol. Check.


Second, has there ever been an excuse for the two of you to see each other outside of class? Yes, because of the student club.


Third, you need to find out her interests and then subtlely mention something from there.

And it's 2017, be more outgoing and pull the trigger! :p

Okay, I'll see what I can do.


Yeah, we're in the minority It's unfortunate.


I can say this about Lifetouch, can't say it about about my daycare job. I finally go back tomorrow (today counts as the holiday), I've missed the kids over the past 2 weeks. My friend teaches little kids gymnastics. Apparently it's hell.

Check.

Excellent


Yes, because of the student club.

You fuckin kididng me?! You've seen her outside of class?! How have you not made a move yet lol


Okay, I'll see what I can do.

:)


It's unfortunate.

It's the way the world is. We're a dying breed :p


My friend teaches little kids gymnastics. Apparently it's hell.

Our site director teaches yoga to I think Pre-K & Kindergarten. But she enjoys it.

We don't really teach them anything during the program. They come straight into the cafeteria after dissmissal and grab 1st snack. Then we do announcements, (encourage homework, decide if we're going either outside or to the gym for free time, or both, and decde what we're doing for cooking and who's going on the cooking list), then free play basically the rest of the day, cooking and then 2nd snack (those who did cooking do not get 2nd snack). I definitely have my favorite kids, and have snuck a few selfies with a few of them :p

Currently I'm "interviewing" all of them and getting B-roll footage of all of our activities to put together for a "long term project" our boss wanted all the schools to come up with. They kids are all over it lol

You fuckin kididng me?! You've seen her outside of class?! How have you not made a move yet lol

She was in a relationship until recently (far as I know). To be fair.


It's the way the world is. We're a dying breed :p

Hopefully my kids will be different. If I have some.


Our site director teaches yoga to I think Pre-K & Kindergarten. But she enjoys it.

We don't really teach them anything during the program. They come straight into the cafeteria after dissmissal and grab 1st snack. Then we do announcements, (encourage homework, decide if we're going either outside or to the gym for free time, or both, and decde what we're doing for cooking and who's going on the cooking list), then free play basically the rest of the day, cooking and then 2nd snack (those who did cooking do not get 2nd snack). I definitely have my favorite kids, and have snuck a few selfies with a few of them :p

Currently I'm "interviewing" all of them and getting B-roll footage of all of our activities to put together for a "long term project" our boss wanted all the schools to come up with. They kids are all over it lol

Awww. That warms my nonexistent heart. :)

She was in a relationship until recently (far as I know). To be fair.

You should totally be her rebound!!!! Lol

You should totally be her rebound!!!! Lol

Maybe I'll send her a message today. Just a casual question...

Maybe I'll send her a message today. Just a casual question...

:shock: do it

:shock: do it

And if it doesn't work I'll assure the President of the student club (AKA our boss) that I listened to the advice of some guy on the internet who has a picture of Prince as his profile picture!

Never actually tried the "go to a bar and try to pick up chicks" type thing. I'm kinda sheltered to be frank.

Bars are a terrible place to meet women or men. You can practically smell the desperation and that's never a good place from which to start. (You should want a boyfriend or girlfriend, not need one of the aforementioned. Neediness is also unattractive and discernible.)

Unless you're into Mr. or Ms. Right Now as opposed to Mr. or Ms. Right.

You'll probably have a better chance at meeting someone by joining a club or organization of like minded individuals.

And if it doesn't work I'll assure the President of the student club (AKA our boss) that I listened to the advice of some guy on the internet who has a picture Prince as his profile picture!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It used to be Bowie, then I changed it in April for obvious reasons :'(
And then that's when the avatar thing went all fucky and we were stuck with what we had.
I'm very happy you know it's Prince :D

Show her your moves and tell her how you feel:

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You'll probably have a better chance at meeting someone by joining a club or organization of like minded individuals.

Like his student business club? Thats an in, the way I see it. Both feet.

Bars are a terrible place to meet women or men. You can practically smell the desperation and that's never a good place from which to start. (You should want a boyfriend or girlfriend, not need one of the aforementioned. Neediness is also unattractive and discernible.)

Unless you're into Mr. or Ms. Right Now as opposed to Mr. or Ms. Right.

You'll probably have a better chance at meeting someone by joining a club or organization of like minded individuals.

Sorry for not being active. My New Years resolution is to look after myself better.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It used to be Bowie, then I changed it in April for obvious reasons :'(
And then that's when the avatar thing went all fucky and we were stuck with what we had.
I'm very happy you know it's Prince :D

Yeah. I wasn't really a fan but that doesn't mean his death this year wasn't tragic. :(


Like his student business club? Thats an in, the way I see it. Both feet. Yeah that's pretty much my only hope at this point.

Yeah that's pretty much my only hope at this point.

No confidence

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No confidence

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You're right. In some ways I've grown in that area this year, in others, not so much.

Oh I'm sure your grow when you see her :laugh: :p

for now I'd just like to be close to someone on a personal level

I don't know women as well as most hetero women have come to know women.
But one thing I do know about women, is that the window of opportunity is very small.

Take too long, and they develop a familiarity with you that they don't want to betray.
The more you stay friends with them, the more they see you as surrogate brother. Which would be weird and alienating to sleep with.

That's just the timeframe. The time pressure.

Inside that timeframe, they already know if they want to get to know you on intimate levels (ie, dating; not just sexually, but emtionally and personally).
From the first few minutes they witness you, they make up their minds what to do with you.
Friend?

Nothing like movies where you start off friends and then end up together.
Stories like that that actually happen take decades to hone and carve (and manipulate, and sabotage, and a multitude of mistakes that only the other can forgive).

I'd say you should accidently touch her hand. But anyone knows you can't make it look like an accident. And she'll be repulsed and disgusted immediately.
So make it on purpose. Find an opptorunity to put your hand on hers to help do something.
Chicks love that movie chick-flick stuff.
That's movie stuff you can use.
If she gets shy or pulls back, immediately say you meant no offense.
She'll either confess that she's shy and liked it, or she'll puke all over you.

Get a goldfish; get two if you're amused by cannibalism.

Get a goldfish; get two if you're amused by cannibalism.

I'd probably get 3. Dye them different colors and start taking bets.

She'll either confess that she's shy and liked it, or she'll puke all over you.

Thanks m8

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Oh I'm sure your grow when you see her :laugh: :p

stfu

I JUST DID 5 PUSHUPS!!! FUCK YOU 2016! FUCK YOU 2015!! AND FUCK YOU ALL 2000'S!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

Now to start doing stomach crunches in the morning and then more pushups later in the day.

After I stretch. :erm:

Time for a donut break!