TheSkeletonMan939
10-02-2016, 04:49 AM
There are some good movies in the world, but they're hard to find under all the bad ones.
What film have you watched that you realized was the worst thing in the world?

Here's mine



I get that it's hip to hate Adam Sandler today, and he totally deserves to be a laughing stock, but he was never even good to start with. HAPPY GILMORE is proof of this. Even fuckin JACK AND JILL was better.

What's your worst movie ever, FFShrine?

CLONEMASTER 6.53
10-02-2016, 04:53 AM
I don't know, off the top of my head would be Troll, but perhaps there's another film that I'm not remembering that's more deserving of the title.

TheSkeletonMan939
10-02-2016, 04:53 AM
Troll 2?

CLONEMASTER 6.53
10-02-2016, 04:55 AM
Troll 2?

But that's commonly regarded as the best worst movie. It's so terrible that it has some sort of almost-unbelievable value to it.

TheSkeletonMan939
10-02-2016, 04:56 AM
Come now George, everyone knows that the best worst movie is Birdemic.

CLONEMASTER 6.53
10-02-2016, 04:58 AM
Maybe that's one of them, but the only movie I've seen labeled as such is Troll 2, and that's because of this:

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Best_Worst_Movie)

Speaking of which I've never even heard of Birdemic. :p

zak103
10-02-2016, 05:07 AM
Foodfight, probably. Or maybe the animated Titanic movies.

CLONEMASTER 6.53
10-02-2016, 05:24 AM
I don't know, unless some other unlucky film may come to my mind, Troll it stands, and even so it's been years since I've seen that movie. I was 8 or so, and I remember hating it.

I walked out of the room.

HeadphonesGirl
10-02-2016, 07:08 AM
Fuck you, Skeleton Guy 9000. I don't know if we can be friends anymore.

Happy Gilmore may fall far short of the greatness that is Billy Madison, but it's a classic in its own right.

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Deciding on a true worst is a tall order. There are films that are bad in certain ways that make them actually entertaining. To me, the true worst film would be not one that suffers from poor execution but at least had some kind of genuine desire to make a movie behind it, but the most soulless, empty piece of assembly line garbage ever shat out by true professionals.

I could definitely come up with better examples with more thought, but off the top of my head, I'm thinking Clerks 2 or Masters of the Universe.

AberZombi&Flesh
10-02-2016, 07:10 AM
The Sequel to "Little House on the Prairie".. which is... "Cabin in the Woods". SUCKED ASS!

ManRay
10-02-2016, 07:52 AM
It's a shared first Place...

Avatar - The last Airbender & Dragon Ball Evolution

Fuck those Movies.

heidl
10-02-2016, 08:16 AM
According to my IMDb ratings, it's Silent Hill: Revelation. According to my memory probably as well.

gururu
10-02-2016, 08:18 AM
Armageddon for starters; Forrest Gump for seconds.

HeadphonesGirl
10-02-2016, 08:39 AM
Oh come on. I think Forrest Gump is overrated as hell, but worst movie you've ever seen? You can't have seen much.

AberZombi&Flesh
10-02-2016, 08:39 AM
Cast Away
Knock Knock

HeadphonesGirl
10-02-2016, 08:42 AM
Cast Away

Fuck this, you guys are just trolling now. What is it about unremarkable but solid Tom Hanks vehicles you all hate so much?

gururu
10-02-2016, 08:44 AM
Next thread suggestion: Worst Online Critics.

AberZombi&Flesh
10-02-2016, 08:45 AM
This has nothing to do with TH. Though, I could tell you I also hated "The Terminal".

But, it was SLOW, DULL, and BORING.. Kinda like "The Grey".

When you find yourself skipping ahead multiple chapters to get to some kind of point and wondering why money was wasted to make such a piece of shit-celluloid,
then yeah..

HeadphonesGirl
10-02-2016, 08:49 AM
This has nothing to do with TH. Though, I could tell you I also hated "The Terminal".

But, it was SLOW, DULL, and BORING.. Kinda like "The Grey".

When you find yourself skipping ahead multiple chapters to get to some kind of point and wondering why money was wasted to make such a piece of shit-celluloid,
then yeah..

Oh, I get it. I should have realized sooner why you have a Sonic the Hedgehog avatar.

Issou
10-02-2016, 01:14 PM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/XWzBOzuJN3V_MxIvHSspnokHs7hrBgO9PVJEklNA3ky6e_wvcT mD86Yv_hbxAF76n15cXkiB5pvhC-pTt25FeqSH07skOokZFFKdT1NA0czF6J12sHGmZInz7otHP_OL jwRpeKYz_Sy3PPqzsmtGsk0JD6-R11X2sLAr2m9RXznnsTgE=w426-h526-p

Worst film i'v ever seen in my life, easily

TheSkeletonMan939
10-02-2016, 03:16 PM
To me, the true worst film would be not one that suffers from poor execution but at least had some kind of genuine desire to make a movie behind it, but the most soulless, empty piece of assembly line garbage ever shat out by true professionals.

Same here. Except I couldn't think of a movie like that so I just went for Happy Gilmore.

DAKoftheOTA
10-02-2016, 03:31 PM
Requiem for A Dream
Br�no

ostgems
10-02-2016, 04:27 PM
Bambi... What a boring piece of shit. Though, the animation was really good.

James (The Disney Guy)
10-02-2016, 04:39 PM
Bambi... What a boring piece of shit. Though, the animation was really good.

:shock:

Guus96
10-02-2016, 05:15 PM


This... http://i.imgur.com/FA2CI9v.gif

HeadphonesGirl
10-02-2016, 05:30 PM
That's a pretty good choice.

AberZombi&Flesh
10-02-2016, 06:39 PM
The movie (the title eludes me) with Bill Cosby riding an ostrich jumping off a building. Leonard..or something like that.

Hudson Hawk was pretty bad too.

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
10-03-2016, 06:24 AM
Ghostbusters remake.

So much wasted talent. Worst writing ever. It was like SNL if they did drugs then filmed it as they were crashing. Hard.

Sigourney Weaver cameo and Thor dancing was the best parts.
Shapiro did some decent stuff that wasn't the main theme.
Some action cues were nice.