timbox129
05-14-2016, 01:38 AM
Sorry for the long absence here these days, folks, but I have this question for you all:

If you come across a tiny little ring so evil and powerful that it could help its evil creator enslave an entire fantasy-land, what would you do?

Would you like to fasten your seat-belt and go on a big, long, scary, thousand-page-long thrill ride through said fantasy-land with four hobbits, two humane guys, an elf, a wizard, and a dwarf, in order to throw the evil ring down the volcano deep into enemy territory, with many a battle and many a betrayal and many a bloodshed and many a suffering happening along the way?

And if so, could you explain what the tiny and evil and powerful little ring and its creator and its history really like?

Also, what is the name of the big, long, scary book of a thousand pages plus appendices, maps, and index in which such fantastic yet humane creatures band together to go on this big, long, scary questing journey to 'throw the ring down the volcano'?


HeadphonesGirl
05-14-2016, 10:23 AM
Wait what. Are you quizzing people to see if they know what the Lord of the Rings is?

TheSkeletonMan939
05-14-2016, 02:20 PM
timbox's other threads are just as bizarre.

Penguin
05-19-2016, 01:07 PM
timbox can you please select keywords from within your posts to colour LIME GREEN?

prty plz

---------- Post added at 10:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:03 PM ----------

ok i went ahead and did it for you

TheSkeletonMan939
05-19-2016, 06:08 PM
Penguin, can you go to this site (http://www.textfixer.com/tools/random-words.php) and use it to re-name the thread? It would help this thread make more sense to me.

Momonoki
05-20-2016, 12:29 AM
http://spillmybeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Gandalf-laughing-gif-LOTR.gif

Penguin
05-20-2016, 09:12 AM
Penguin, can you go to this site (http://www.textfixer.com/tools/random-words.php) and use it to re-name the thread? It would help this thread make more sense to me.

I am not able to rename threads