I want to hear what you guys think you would never hear from the characters (playable and non ditto).

I've got one: Rikku: I'm gonna kick you in the splean (how is that written anyway?) Yuna: You try that and I'm onna fuck you up, bitch!

Yeah, know it sucks, but... can't come up with anything else at the moment

Yuna: Meh.....I can't be %&*$� to look for Tidus anymore.....
Clasko: I hate chocobos........
Rikku: Al Bhed???...HA...I hate them all....

:) :) :) I like my last one :) :) :)

Wakka: Hey Yunie, wanna come over for some dinner later on?
Yuna: Well Wakka *moves close and rubs her hands on his chest* I'm hungry for a little more than just food...
Lulu: w00t three-way =)

*Rikku walks into the cabin*
Rikku: =-O Brother! What are you doing?!
Brother: Ah! It's uhh...not what it looks!
Hypello: You are very muschly, yesh? Ooooh!
Buddy: Hey, what about me...Rikku! =-O

ok teknoblade thats just sick.

yeh but i guess it's kinda funny........wait..........no not really......

Isn't it?
I like the one with wakka a Yuna by teknoblade...

sickos.
Yuna:God I hate needy people.Let them look afterthemselves.Bastards
Paine:I'll tell you anything you want to know
Rikku: Do you think I should buy some clothes?
Brother:Now,to study the Theory of Relativity
Shinra:Pour me another pint!
Nooj:Please dont hurt me!

Strangely I think it would probably be possible to get Nooj to say that.

yeah, just get Rikku in the DOMINATRIX dressphere, and will having crying for his mamma.

DOMINATRIX

care to elaborate on what that is exactly?

Yuna: hmph, I QUIT WHO GIVES A F*** ABOUT TIDUS!
rikku: get out of my face. im in a pissy mood
paine: .....*giggle*

Yuna: "Poo on Tidus! Shuyin is a beefcake!!!"

Rikku: "Wakka, I'm sorry to say this, but I think that you are going to suck at being a dad. I feel sorry for little Vidina."

Paine: "Rikku, I'm sorry. I have treated you so wrongly :'( Come here, I want to give you this. *hugs Rikku* There, now are we best girlfriends?"

Nooj: "You're going after Vegnagun!? Are you crazy!? I'm not going, I want to live!!!"

Baralai: "I feel that New Yevon should ally with the Youth League."

Gippal: "..."

LeBlanc: "What kind of crap name is 'Noojy-Woojy'!? He's stupid, old, and half machina!"

Yuna: Hey Rikku, kiss my ass. *Shoots Rikku in the head*

Paine: You bitch-ass-pussy-licking-f***tard-mongrel!!! You shot are lesbian friend, Yuna! That's the fifth one this damn week!

Yuna: Shut up, I'm crazy and f***ing drunk! *Shoots Paine in the heart*

Paine: *Gasps for air* Yuna, you mother-f***er, I hope you die in hell! *Falls out of the chair she was sitting in and rolls over on the ground*

*All of a sudden, Wakka enters the room and shoots Yuna in the head*

Wakka: F*** the whole damn world! *Wakka shoots himself in the heart*

Yuna: Hey Rikku, kiss my ass. *Shoots Rikku in the head*

Paine: You bitch-ass-pussy-licking-f***tard-mongrel!!! You shot are lesbian friend, Yuna! That's the fifth one this damn week!

Yuna: Shut up, I'm crazy and f***ing drunk! *Shoots Paine in the heart*

Paine: *Gasps for air* Yuna, you mother-f***er, I hope you die in hell! *Falls out of the chair she was sitting in and rolls over on the ground*

*All of a sudden, Wakka enters the room and shoots Yuna in the head*

Wakka: F*** the whole damn world! *Wakka shoots himself in the heart*
thats pretty violent! hehe, but its true, no one would prolly ever say that.

Yuna: Who cares about Spira? Let them all burn in the Farplane!

LeBlanc: "go get em boys!"
Largos: I'm sick of you pushing us around! *BANG*

Rikku: "i'm cold"

Paine: "omg! i broke a nail!"

Fayth: " Would you like to see him again?"
Yuna: " Its better this way" (the ending)

Fayth: " Would you like to see him again?"
Yuna: " Its better this way" (the ending)


uuuuuhhhhh..............you can say that

yuna: wanna fuck me and rikku
pain&buddy:no thanks*continue fucking each other*
brother:i will!!
shinra:mind if i record it?im making a porno movie
all:no go ahead

This thread is sick.

And it's ancient, and the content is generally low-brow, giving me good cause to close it, which I shall do now.