What if members here were Pokemon?

Choose a member, go to a Pokemon card generator website and make up attacks and health points and stuff. You can't do yourself!

Here, I did Ponyo



RULES

It can only be Pokemon, if you do Yu-gi-oh or something I'll get Penguin to ban you.

THERE ARE NO RULES, except for the one I just mentioned. You can be as brutally honest as you want with the attack abilities or whatever.

I'm gonna do a Magic card.

It can only be Pokemon, if you do Yu-gi-oh or something I'll get Penguin to ban you.

Your funeral, unless it's a really good Magic card

If anyone does me, just put Clonemaster.

It's the name I'm really know for.

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If we make enough of these maybe we can have a Pokemon battle.

OMG I LOVE IT!! :D

I cannot do one of Skelly. Do not see anything to rant about him. Other than probably he tends to hate stuff people like for the most stupidest reasons, and I'm not talking this related to any experience of mine, just all I've seen him saying. Whatever mainstream people like, he hates for the most stupidest reasons.

The bias is strong in this one. I dare you to say anything good about me, Skelly.

I double-dog dare you to say something good about me.

I double-dog dare you to say something good about me.

You're logical sometimes in some arguments, are honest and try to help people out?

I do not hate you no matter how much you roast me.. lol

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I do not hate you no matter how much you roast me.. lol

The feeling's mutual, m8 :parrot:

No but seriously, try to say something nice of me. Go ahead. I triple dog dare you. You acting like you can't? You know there is

You KNOW that I can be an asshole, a dick, but also sometimes and sweet person. :v

It takes a lot to me to hate one person.

PD: Don't be pissed I'm derailing the thread, this is GD, anything's possible

You haven't killed anyone, so that's all right I guess

Oh man, that's a triple dog dare, you gotta do it, Skelly! :p

You haven't killed anyone, so that's all right I guess

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

YOU SLY. CLEVER.

But I'm asking seriously. :c

Do me

Sly? Clever? Thanks for the compliments! :love:

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Do me

You guys are lazy, one of you give it a shot before I do another!

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But I'm asking seriously. :c

You're always willing to give a helping hand in projects.

Sly? Clever? Thanks for the compliments! :love:

It is true though. I caught that reference.. and it was good I say.


You guys are lazy, one of you give it a shot before I do another!

I cannot, for the life of me. Wether it be talking shit or not, creativity has never been my thing, blame my procrastination and lazyness. But I might give it a try.. if I get the muse.


You're always willing to give a helping hand in projects.

:love: Feels good to hear something nice about me! It raises my almost non-existant self-steem! Thank you.

It is true though. I caught that reference.. and it was good I say.

I cannot, for the life of me. Wether it be talking shit or not, creativity has never been my thing, blame my procrastination and lazyness. But I might give it a try.. if I get the muse

What reference?

It's not hard at all, just use this site. (http://www.pokecard.net/)

What reference?

It's not hard at all, just use this site. (http://www.pokecard.net/)

You know how I always try to excuse my doings saying "I didn't kill anyone".. so I thought you were referencing/mocking that, and if that was the case, it would be a nice, clever one.. lol. "I didn't kill anyone" sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield's "I get no respect"

It's not about how to do it, but about trying to come up with what to say

squirtle squirtle

squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle

squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle

Squirtle

This is actually hilarious.

http://www.pokecard.net/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Clonemaster&type=Water&hp=&stage=Basic&pred=&predpicture=&mainpicture=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F0yjfkKw.png&species=&length=&weight=&attack1name=&attack1damage=&attack1info=&attack1cost=&attack2name=&attack2damage=&attack2info=&attack2cost=&weakness=&weaknessmod=&resistance=&resistancemod=&retreat=0&flavor=&artist=&bottom=%C2%A91995%2C+96%2C+98+Nintendo%2C+Creature s%2C+GAMEFREAK.&set1=&set2=&rarity=Common

I'm not makin my own.

i dont feel like i know anyone well enough anymore to make one of these :(

i dont feel like i know anyone well enough anymore to make one of these :(

squirtle squirtle

Good luck trying to do me.
You'll have to find a good enough photo of The Architect himself. Not Mad Max.

Zara defying the rules like a true punk rocker

Zara defying the rules like a true punk rocker

Hell yeah.

squirtle squirt squirtle squirtle

squirtle squirt squirtle squirtle

Koffing

Koffing Koffing Koffing Koffing

Pika Pikachu! Pika Pika! Pikachuuuuuuu!

Ok. Now Im curious if anyone will do me...

Goddamit Zaralyth, you cheeky rule-breaker. That isn't even you, that is the character Rey from Star Wars.

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Seriously? No one else did one? You guys are really bad at playing Pokemon.

I've never played Pokemon in my life. Ever. So I have no idea about what numbers to put where on the cards.

But I'd be interested to see one of me, as long as someone who knows me well enough here feels like doing one for the big fluffy monster of the Shrine. :)

I've never played Pokemon either, but nothing is stopping me!

Well, I'm not gonna make one for myself. That would just be weird. :p

And against the rules :smrt:

Someone make me one

And against the rules :smrt:

Someone make me one

I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO PUT ON THERE.

I guess I haven't been in this group long enough to know you guys real well.

Inb4 someone makes a card for tapoktro

I never "played" (the card game that is), but I had a shit ton of the cards and the gameboy videogames. Pokemon Red, Yellow, Blue, Silver, and of course - Pokemon Stadium for N64.

So what's HP stand for?

HIT POINTS

I think it's damage

So what's HP stand for?

Lol, in any videogame, your HP is your health. Yes, it stands for Hit Points as Mr. Skeleton said, but it's your health. Your HP is zero, you dead lol

Inb4 someone makes a card for tapoktro

http://www.pokecard.net/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=tapoktro&type=Dark&hp=0&stage=Basic&pred=&predpicture=&mainpicture=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzhxASKQ.jpg&species=Thief&length=&weight=&attack1name=Hijacking+Uploads&attack1damage=0&attack1info=Has+become+known+to+post+a+mirror+of+o ther+user%27s+uploads+on+the+respective+threads.&attack1cost=dddd&attack2name=No+Reply&attack2damage=0&attack2info=Has+become+known+to+barely+reply+to+an yone+or+anything+other+than+to+say+%22UPDATED%22.&attack2cost=dd&weakness=&weaknessmod=&resistance=&resistancemod=&retreat=0&flavor=&artist=&bottom=%C2%A92016+Final+Fantasy+Shrine&set1=&set2=&rarity=Common

That's good, but those aren't attacks, they're descriptions. It would be useless in a real brawl...

That's good, but those aren't attacks, they're descriptions. It would be useless in a real brawl...

Wait, so what do you do! How do you make these! :p

Someone make me one

I figured I knew you well enough to do this for ya:

http://www.pokecard.net/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Skelly&type=Water&hp=&stage=Stage1&pred=Tadpole&predpicture=http%3A%2F%2Fa5.mzstatic.com%2Fus%2Fr3 0%2FPurple7%2Fv4%2F55%2F86%2F64%2F55866401-da0f-59b8-34b2-09baac567e7e%2Ficon175x175.png&mainpicture=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-jiMms8fhqqM%2FVHGaPz3EsOI%2FAAAAAAAAGws%2FisU-mHygrWo%2Fs1600%2FTeenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_Don atello_Vector.png&species=Mutant+Ninja+Audio+Editor&length=6%27+5%22&weight=40&attack1name=Audacity&attack1damage=400&power=on&attack1info=+++++++Can+blow+your+mind+and+ears+wit h+incomparable+editing.&attack1cost=f&attack2name=Taste-of-your-own-medicine&attack2damage=75&attack2info=+++++++Throws+trolls+what+they+spit+ou t+right+back+in+for+their+own+indigestion&attack2cost=l&weakness=Fire&weaknessmod=&resistance=Lightning&resistancemod=&retreat=1&flavor=&artist=&bottom=%C2%A92016+FFShrine&set1=37&set2=4000&rarity=Rare

Now you gotta do one for me, baby. ;)

^Perfect

Absolutely!

http://www.pokecard.net/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=tapoktro&type=Dark&hp=0&stage=Basic&pred=&predpicture=&mainpicture=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzhxASKQ.jpg&species=Thief&length=&weight=&attack1name=Hijacking+Uploads&attack1damage=0&attack1info=Has+become+known+to+post+a+mirror+of+o ther+user%27s+uploads+on+the+respective+threads.&attack1cost=dddd&attack2name=No+Reply&attack2damage=0&attack2info=Has+become+known+to+barely+reply+to+an yone+or+anything+other+than+to+say+%22UPDATED%22.&attack2cost=dd&weakness=&weaknessmod=&resistance=&resistancemod=&retreat=0&flavor=&artist=&bottom=%C2%A92016+Final+Fantasy+Shrine&set1=&set2=&rarity=Common

Noice

What about one for Electra? :p

Well whoever makes it, use an actual troll doll as the character

I never "played" (the card game that is), but I had a shit ton of the cards and the gameboy videogames. Pokemon Red, Yellow, Blue, Silver, and of course - Pokemon Stadium for N64.

I've played a fair share of Pok�mon Blue, and Yellow. I have some knowledge and know how to play the games well, the first generation ones, at least. :p
But I've definitely put WAY more time into Dragon Warrior III for the GameBoy Color.

Now you gotta do one for me, baby. ;)

Woahhh that's so good

I'll make one, hold on a minute.

Woahhh that's so good

I'll make one, hold on a minute.

I know, it was spot-on.

gross, his hair looks so greasy

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eh, yours of me was better :(

gross, his hair looks so greasy

Which hair? :laugh:

the hairs on his chinny-chin-chin

http://data.whicdn.com/images/65801252/original.gif

Nawww you're too kind! Stop it. :p

Aargh Sulley you're dealing me damage!

Aargh Sulley you're dealing me damage!

https://49.media.tumblr.com/0968beacf4004d5612785d3ebdebaa8d/tumblr_mpwdhjg4wE1riaxvno1_500.gif

Hey I saw Monsters Inc. the other day; I wonder if Pixar remembered that line about them being in the third grade or whatever when they were making the prequel.

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Wait, so what do you do! How do you make these! :p

When you describe the attacks, make them sound like attacks.

Revise your card or be destroyed

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I'm gonna do a Magic card.

Where is it?

Hey I saw Monsters Inc. the other day; I wonder if Pixar remembered that line about them being in the third grade or whatever when they were making the prequel.

Yeah, my producers have addressed this many times. It's seen as a continuity error, but there's no evidence to prove Mike's talking about an actual time in third grade with me. He could just be saying it for the laugh.

Much though I do love our recent college buddy movie, I personally quite like the idea of Mikey and I knowing each other from our school days. :)

Hey I saw Monsters Inc. the other day; I wonder if Pixar remembered that line about them being in the third grade or whatever when they were making the prequel.


Yeah, my producers have addressed this many times. It's seen as a continuity error, but there's no evidence to prove Mike's talking about an actual time in third grade with me. He could just be saying it for the laugh.

Much though I do love our recent college buddy movie, I personally quite like the idea of Mikey and I knowing each other from our school days. :)

The director has brought this up a few times. Officially, that phrase Mike says in Monsters, Inc. is just something monsters say to each other in that universe. Just for fun. So its not a continuity error.

The director has brought this up a few times. Officially, that phrase Mike says in Monsters, Inc. is just something monsters say to each other in that universe. Just for fun. So its not a continuity error.

Just what I just said. :p

With that, I'm turning in for the night. Sleep well, folks!

When you describe the attacks, make them sound like attacks.

Revise your card or be destroyed

http://www.pokecard.net/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=tapoktro&type=Dark&hp=0&stage=Basic&pred=&predpicture=&mainpicture=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzhxASKQ.jpg&species=Thief&length=&weight=&attack1name=Hijacking+Uploads&attack1damage=80&attack1info=Deals+damage+to+users+and+their+reputa tion+by+posting+mirrors+to+other%27s+uploads+on+th e+respective+thread.%0D%0A%0D%0AThe+best+defense+i s+to+bitch+about+it.&attack1cost=&attack2name=No+Reply&attack2damage=100&attack2info=Deals+damage+to+user%27s+sanity+by+not +posting+any+human-like+reply+other+than+to+say+%22UPDATED%22%0D%0A%0 D%0AThe+best+defense+is+suicide+by+over+9000+reput ation+points.&attack2cost=&weakness=Psychic&weaknessmod=&resistance=Lightning&resistancemod=&retreat=0&flavor=&artist=&bottom=%C2%A92016+Final+Fantasy+Shrine&set1=&set2=&rarity=Common

Yeah, my producers have addressed this many times. It's seen as a continuity error, but there's no evidence to prove Mike's talking about an actual time in third grade with me. He could just be saying it for the laugh.

Much though I do love our recent college buddy movie, I personally quite like the idea of Mikey and I knowing each other from our school days. :)

Your producers?

he's pretending he's actually the blue guy from monsters inc it's like a super cute thing he does

That's dumb though

That's dumb though

Oops.

These cards are Funny.

That's dumb though

Not as dumb as being a penguin on the internet!

Hey I'm a real dog and your comment is offensive, Penguin.

Like it or not, honesty is a good quality~

Hey I'm a real dog and your comment is offensive, Penguin.

LMAO :p

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http://www.pokecard.net/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=tapoktro&type=Dark&hp=0&stage=Basic&pred=&predpicture=&mainpicture=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzhxASKQ.jpg&species=Thief&length=&weight=&attack1name=Hijacking+Uploads&attack1damage=80&attack1info=Deals+damage+to+users+and+their+reputa tion+by+posting+mirrors+to+other%27s+uploads+on+th e+respective+thread.%0D%0A%0D%0AThe+best+defense+i s+to+bitch+about+it.&attack1cost=&attack2name=No+Reply&attack2damage=100&attack2info=Deals+damage+to+user%27s+sanity+by+not +posting+any+human-like+reply+other+than+to+say+%22UPDATED%22%0D%0A%0 D%0AThe+best+defense+is+suicide+by+over+9000+reput ation+points.&attack2cost=&weakness=Psychic&weaknessmod=&resistance=Lightning&resistancemod=&retreat=0&flavor=&artist=&bottom=%C2%A92016+Final+Fantasy+Shrine&set1=&set2=&rarity=Common

HAHAHAHAHA :p

The director has brought this up a few times. Officially, that phrase Mike says in Monsters, Inc. is just something monsters say to each other in that universe. Just for fun. So its not a continuity error.

Ah, a figure of speech! Clever workaround!

These are pretty good guys, I'd feel confident going to battle with them. But keep making more!

:laugh:

can I be pikachu?

No, but you can be Shad.

Mr Skelly Belly

I assumed you'd make me a card

Why did you not?

I'll make you one later, my penguin friend

I spent half my life on it, here it is



:parrot:

:laugh:

Would be nice if there was an Ice type. It would fit Penguin more. :p

But he has such a bright personality!

But he has such a bright personality!

Well, you're bright about that.

... Wait... this belongs in the pun thread. NOO!!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lYkRVPnYliDnMY/giphy.gif

Can I have a nice card now? :D

But he has such a bright personality!

I am also resistant to being flamed.

:parrot:

Can I have a nice card now? :D

That was the nice card.
:awsm:

I Did Not Even Get a Card. Lol.

:parrot:

I did not see this as a parrot before. Now I do.

That was the nice card.
:awsm:

Meanie :c Give me a nice card! Or I'll riot!

I Did Not Even Get a Card. Lol.

http://www.pokecard.net/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=The+Dark+One&type=Dark&hp=%E2%88%9E&stage=Stage2&pred=Mr+Gold&predpicture=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F1f%2F3c%2F3c%2F1f3c3cea889 062a19217a196f52693dd.jpg&mainpicture=https%3A%2F%2Fmindreels.files.wordpres s.com%2F2012%2F05%2Frumpelstiltskin-once-upon-a-time.jpg&species=Magic&length=&weight=&attack1name=Disney+Gif+Attack&attack1damage=500&power=on&attack1info=+++Is+capable+of+matching+anyone+of+an y+skill+level+in+a+gif+battle%2C+using+Disney-only+images.&attack1cost=l&attack2name=Covers+%26+Compilations&attack2damage=100&attack2info=++++++++++++++++Is+capable+of+rustling +up+custom+covers+and+compilation+albums+in+a+mere +nanosecond+of+space-time.&attack2cost=f&weakness=Fighting&weaknessmod=&resistance=Psychic&resistancemod=&retreat=0&flavor=&artist=&bottom=%C2%A92016+FFShrine&set1=&set2=&rarity=Rare

^

http://38.media.tumblr.com/3fbd72051f942ae71aca4e8a93d11e86/tumblr_nbowp1yqW31s2wio8o1_250.gif

You Get Some Sort of Bonus Point if You Use a Gold Swag Attack.

You Get Some Sort of Bonus Point if You Use a Gold Swag Attack.

Haha should've thought of that! Shame.

You'll just have to post it here... ;)

Decided to Use My Pokemon Card as My Avatar For a While. Lol

Decided to Use My Pokemon Card as My Avatar For a While. Lol

:awsm:

:laugh:

Do me.

Do me.

(http://postimg.org/image/47ua2u0tt/full/)

Sorry, forgot the Caption.....