So, this is the mock food thread. Because I wouldn't feed this crap to my worst enemy.

No, I take that back. I would. And then watch him slowly die of malnutrition.

I really want to get Soylent Green.
Saw it on ThinkGeek website. They were like crackers that were colored green.

Want green crackers? Leave a plate of them sitting out. Voila, green crackers.

Then feed them to your worst enemy.

Well, they always say that you are your own worst enemy. :smrt: :erm:

I'll just wrap some crackers up in some lettuce.

Lettuce is good. Nice source of fiber. Combine that with a quality cracker and you've got a healthy snack.

A lovely, perfectly nutritious meal.

A lovely, perfectly nutritious meal.

Needs some oat goblins on the side, I think.

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OR PERHAPS SOME RAISIN ZETA JONES

A lovely, perfectly nutritious meal.

I wouldn't feed this crap to my worst enemy.

No, I take that back. I would. And then watch him slowly die of malnutrition.

Gooooooooooooooooooooood this forum is boring these days

You guys, seriously



SSSSSHHHH IT'S CHICKEN WHISPERS

Some bootleg food list that is. There's no Barak's Banana, no Rainbow Trump, no Meat Romney, no Schwarzenegger's Prunes. WTF!? Honestly.

Barak Banana. Wow.

Too much?

Aw yeah now we talkin

It's not cocaine, but I'm not sure what in the hell it could be then. Maybe an energy drink.

It is an energy drink. It contains so much caffeine it would probably pull you out of a coma and then promptly put you into a new one.

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"I'll not be having seconds. Thanks anyway."

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"Cocaine" with OLIO would be nice

Goes best with some Pisso on the side

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