...When you think "KFC" stands for "Kentucky Fried Chocobo!"

...That's all I can think of for now.

No, I love Chocobo's too much for KFC to stand for that :(.

...You spend all of you money on any FFVII merchandise you can find.

...You spend all of your free time flaming FFVII haters o_O.

You can beat the game in under 5 hours...
(It took me several years of experimenting to find the best shoetcuts to do this...)

When you get hold of the FF7 OST, the Reunion Tracks AND the Piano Collection in one way or the other.

Recording every fight you do with Safer Sephiroth.

Killing the optional weapons. (Huge waste of time, just watching the repetitive animations...*cough* KOTR x 9)

Hacking the save files to an extent that you can use Aeris against safer Sephiroth ("Reviving" Aeris is imposible but "using" her in battle is possible).

Hacking the save files to see what 255 of every stat does.

Hacking the save files to see what 8 mastered Counter Attacks does.

Using a 100% hacked Aeris for a 1v1 with Safer Sephi.

Hacking the save file to use THREE Aerises (or any other character).

Hacking the save file....the possibilities are endless so I shall stop here. The above is what I actually have done and there are more.

When you get hold of the FF7 OST, the Reunion Tracks AND the Piano Collection in one way or the other.

Recording every fight you do with Safer Sephiroth.

Killing the optional weapons. (Huge waste of time, just watching the repetitive animations...*cough* KOTR x 9)

Hacking the save files to an extent that you can use Aeris against safer Sephiroth ("Reviving" Aeris is imposible but "using" her in battle is possible).

Hacking the save files to see what 255 of every stat does.

Hacking the save files to see what 8 mastered Counter Attacks does.

Using a 100% hacked Aeris for a 1v1 with Safer Sephi.

Hacking the save file to use THREE Aerises (or any other character).

Hacking the save file....the possibilities are endless so I shall stop here. The above is what I actually have done and there are more.

When you know how to hack the FFVII saved files

...you beat the game 15 times-25 times

...you make a buster sword out ot paper meche' and take it everywhere you go

...you buy a war glove and name it Premium Heart.

you and one of your mates walk around in purple and hav blonde spiky hair and the other black spiky hair

u start shouting tifas name out while in bed to your girl friend

you start telling people that you dont exist and that you a clone

you get a gun attached to your arm


...thats all i can think of 4 now

you spend all your free time doing research for FFVII shrines

you'd beat someone up for saying "FFVII sucks!".

you dress up as Cloud everyday and you're a girl

you try to do all the sidequests and find out all the secrets in FFVII

you won't play any other game but FFVII

you won't play any other game that doesn't have FFVII characters in it.

You accidentally call the president "President Shinra"

I am guilty of that one, myself. :-(

You constanly look for Cloud's phone number in your address book. Or Tifa's, or Aerith's.

You slip a picture of Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, Sephiroth, Yuffie, etc., and you tell everyone, that's your boyfriend/girlfriend, lol.

You play FFVII everyday.

You have at least three wallscrolls of FFVII in your room(I know I do!)

Some of these I am guilty of...not all, but some.

..When you consider plastic surgery to look like Cloud, or Sephiroth.
...When you hire Orange County Choppers to build you a fenrir, and the KFC genetic engineers to breed you a chocobo.
..when you shell out $5,000 to have a buster sword forged with an uber-sharp edge, and made from a lightweight, super-strong metal.
..when you have a shrine for FFVII in the back of your room.
...when you still cry from when Aerith died.
...when your brain locked into a mode for playing FFVII.
...when you will only have relationships with FFVII cosplayers.

You can beat the game in under 5 hours...
(It took me several years of experimenting to find the best shoetcuts to do this...)

how do you pull that off?

...when you make threads like this?

When you walk into someones house and just start going through their stuff.

You know you've been playing too much Final Fantasy when you blow up an oil rig because it is draining the life out of the planet.

you know you've played Final Fantasy too much when you walk into a drug store and ask for a Phenix down

You play "going to sleep" music all through the night. (I have done this)

When you get attacked by things in an attempt to get your limit break.

You learn to play the FFVII theme song on any instrument.

You search your whole life searching for Knights of Round materia(talk about living too much in your own world!).

You decorate your whole room with FFVII merchandise and use a shelf of it using insence and praying to FFVII every night.

You have your walls covered in FFVII fan art.

You're on the search for the Promised Land.

When you use your marbles as materia (I am guilty of doing this a few times).

...when you know the script off by heart!

...when you know the script off by heart!

I think I have found myself a new challenge...

"You know you've been playing FFVII too much when..."

When everytime you see a frog you wonder if someone Morphed your friend...

sorry, I tried :p it's better than the first I thought of


When you use your marbles as materia (I am guilty of doing this a few times).

Oh my CRAP! I can't believe you did that!

I thought I was goin insane, but I guess I'm not the only one ;) Let's hear it for imagination! *High-Fives Mystic-Sapphire*

Of course, I did this a few years back, so I was like 10 or 11 :p

... sit at your computer in dead silence for over five minutes just staring at the screen trying to come up with a good "You know you're a Final Fantasy VII Fanatic when you..." line.

Yeah, I'm guilty of that one... <_>

when you know all the lines to every sad or important scene.... i don't konw a single line though... i need to play more ff7...

When you take a purple marble underwater and then drown, because you thought it was underwater materia.

When you paint an emu or and ostrich yellow and call it Boko.

When you sit and pray for Bahamut for two hours and are deeply saddened when it is not summoned.

When you run in to a gigantic corporate business, run through each of the floors only to get to the top to find the head of the business dead with his son now in charge.

When you can draw the exact layout of the ffvii map, and believe it is a map of our world.

When you're from outside Japan and sign up to the official "Shinra" site by giving them a non-existant Japanese home address (yes, you need some sort of Japanese addy for it).

When you actually participate on this board.

If your party is so strong they only allow Safer Sephiroth one move (wall) before finishing him off.

If you've maxed out your Gil. (I got 10.2 million Gil and it's not maxed...imagine how long this would take).

when you try to relate everything in real life to ff7 ( i do this alot )

... sit at your computer in dead silence for over five minutes just staring at the screen trying to come up with a good "You know you're a Final Fantasy VII Fanatic when you..." line.

Yeah, I'm guilty of that one... <_>


*thinks* ...or when...dammit.

When you get older than the characters in FFVII(I'm 18!!!)
When you play FFVII for 5 years(guilty!!!)

When you dive to the bottom of a lake to find Aerith's body (okay, that one's kinda gross, but it applys here).
When you go through a day surrounded by attractive members of the opposite (or same) sex, and don't feel even a little aroused, but as soon as you turn on the the game, you hope that it's Aerith or Tifa that's vibrating your controller. (I'm a little guilty of that one, but only a very, very, very little bit.)
When you break into a museum and re-carve the David's head into Cloud's.
when you are actually attracted to any of the characters.
When you hunt down and collect (or have built) a buster sword and a masamune (guilty of that one.)

For the love of God, Master Nabeshin . Your first quote was really gross, as you said. I really don't know what to say to that...

Say wooglieooglietoolooboogerlookiemoogiewoogle!

...Sorry, just havin' a bit of fun.

You know you play too much FFVII when you can come up with a word like that.

KFC yeah I knew what it stands for but what's up..

...when you know the script off by heart!

I do.
:-[

When you can't sleep because you keep thinking about the game.

(I do that, too.)

When anyone who has never played ff7 knows who Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris are becuase of you

when you kick someone in the shin, dump a glass of water on thier heads and say "Waterkick!"

you throw out your back trying to meteordrive the school bully

you daydream about Omnislashing people

you actually do an omnislash to someone and are now in jail for life becuase of it

when your in jail you wait for the night when sephiroth arrives and breaks oopen the cell and kills the guy in charge.

when your in the gas chamber for getting the death sentence for that omnislash you did you wait for the guard to drop the key so you can wiggle your way out and escape on the highwind after a brutle bitch slap fight with a business woman

when you die becuase the above did not happen you believe you are in the life stream and tifa will come and get you out.

..When you ponder the brand of underwear everyone in FFVII wears.
..when you pitch breakfast cereal ideas to Square-Enix. Materi-Oh's! Magical taste in every bite!
...when you fire off a stream of letters to Square-Enix demanding to know the measurements of Tifa, Aerith, and Yuffie.

...when you try to look for Sephiroth to avenge Aeris
...when you look in the Great Lakes to see if she floated there
...when you burn NYC to the ground like Sephy did to Nibelheim
...when you set your dog's tail on fire to make him look like Red XIII
...when you try to get plastic surgery to look like Tifa

...when you set your dog's tail on fire to make him look like Red XIII

roflmao!!!!!
(I'm not trying to be cruel or anything...)

..When you ponder the brand of underwear everyone in FFVII wears.
..when you pitch breakfast cereal ideas to Square-Enix. Materi-Oh's! Magical taste in every bite!
...when you fire off a stream of letters to Square-Enix demanding to know the measurements of Tifa, Aerith, and Yuffie.

The only measurements I want to know are Tifa's ^_^ (don't take me to seriously)

...When you dream of killing aliens with the buster sword(I had such a dream, honestly!!!)
...When you want to cut people in half
... When Aeris' death almost makes you cry (well, guess I'm guilty of that one)
I'll come up with more ^_^

roflmao!!!!!
(I'm not trying to be cruel or anything...)

Yeah, then he starts running around, eventually setting you and your home on fire, and becomes a world threat, so threating even Iraq gives up.

...when you name your pets after the game characters.

...when you name your pets after the game characters.

...if you call your mom Tifa and your Dad Cloud

Dammit I'm guilty of all of them and more

I have 2 copies of FF7 + every FF album ever released

i feel so sad ( yes i hve contemplated taking a diving course, and flying lessons and my cats name is Red13, even if only privately)

Dammit I'm guilty of all of them and more

I have 2 copies of FF7 + every FF album ever released

i feel so sad ( yes i hve contemplated taking a diving course, and flying lessons and my cats name is Red13, even if only privately)

Hahahahaha... You're a real FFFF. Not even I can do something like that. ^_^

The sad thing is I have done some of these things.
Things I have done
1 My room is covered in FF7 posters you cant see the wall.
2 I learnt how to play Aeris death theme on the panio
3 I dress up has Yuffie and when to town.
4 I still cry when I see Aeris die or when I hear the music.
5 I do have Clouds Buster Sword and I am trying to get his Force Stealer
6 I have Squall's necklace and ring and Tidus necklace and ring (it not FF7 I know)
7 I have been playing FF7 for about 6 years (yes I finished the game)
8 I have 2 memory cards that is for FF7 only
9 I have save just before every film clip so I can watch them over and over.

And I think thats about it for now.

when you dont cry about aeris's death anymore as you have seen it so many times
when you can play aeris's death theme on the violin
when you have everyones weapon (by that i mean t,s,c,cait sith,r,y,a,c,b+v) in normal size
when you dream about being yuffie and stealing materia!!!!

one of my friends painted the FF7 logo on his wall ( it covered the whole wall, i was so jealous)

if u got any of these problems u gotta be seriously sick or have no life and friends.....

...When you spy on people and pretend to be their friend,
~when you dress up as a FFVII character of the opposite gender for Halloween (I'm guilty of that one, I love my red cape^_^),
~when you have a shrine dedicated to the character(s) you think is/are hot (that one's in progress, then I can be guilty of that too!),
~When you're totally obsessed with one of the characters (I'm guilty of that one too, guess who it is)!

Im guilty of those to Mystic Sapphyre

Lemme guess who you're obsessed with, then... It's Cait Sith! ...Just kidding, I know, I know. Yuffie? Nah. Hmm, it's on the tip of my tongue... SEPHIROTH! It's Sephiroth, right? How on earth did I guess?

..when you have dreams of daily life with the buster sword (I've had several.)
..when you have a dream about being on the Highwind with all the FFVII characters (Also had one of those).
..when you spend a fortune building a mako reactor, only to have it find rocks.
..when you beat siblings for hogging FFVII for too long (20 minutes). (done that one, too).
..when you sell your soul and learn dark magic just to Hex FFVII haters.

I am guilty of number 4 and 5 on your list

...oh dear.....looks like I'm quite the fanatic...or I'm just an FFVII freak..like everyone here....and yes..I have an exact replica of Vincent's outfit...right down to the boots....I love my costume..and everytime I go out on Halloween..I scare little children..(not intentionally)...and every cosplayer mutters jealousy under their breath.....^_^().....am I sick?!?...nah...just a sucker for FF7...it helped me realize my one true love...Final Fantasy...*no...I don't carry a gun with my costume..need a permit for that one....cuz it's dangerous and people ask questions...thank you terrorist bastards....for ruining my complete outfit..*...and yes..I do sometimes wear the upper cloak area...the part that covers half his face...makes me look sexxxay....j/k...*goes and huggles his plush FFVII dolls...*..o_O..what?....don't look at me like that....I'm not a freak like you think I am......hmph...sicko......yeah...I'm a guy..don't think I'm not onto you you....and your guttery-brain..

...When you play the game until you're eyes bleed and you have Repetitive Strain Injury

you become a pixel

...When you play the game until you're eyes bleed and you have Repetitive Strain Injury
LOL


you become a pixel
LOL....

When you become so obsessed with Final Fantasy that you beat.... well, just look at my name.

When the time played clock stops in your game because it won't go past 99:99:99.

When you have memorized exactly what type of battle each type of chocobo comes in.

When you threaten to cast Knights of the Round on anyone who steals your sandwich.

When you actually pretend to cast Knights of the Round on that person.

When you think it will actually work.

When you are studying Arthurian legend in school and hear about the knights of the round table and start picturing Knights of the Round in your head.

When you can play the battle music on the piano.

When you can play One Winged Angel on the piano.

When you can play the victory theme on the piano.

When you consider Nobuo Uematsu to be a deity.

When you play the victory theme after winning a board game.

When you imitate cloud's victory dance after winning a board game.

When you can't find a bf/gf just because you expect all members of the opposite sex to be just as obsessed with FF7 as you are.

When you say lines like "I wouldn't know, I've never had motion sickness," at random, inopportune moments and start to laugh uncontrollably.

When you get really excited in Latin class when you see the word "Materia." (meaning matter)

When you have FF7 for both PS and PC.

When you lose sleep over wondering why the Masamune looks different in Chrono Trigger from how it does in FF games (1,4,7, and 8.)

When you wish you had long, grey hair just like Sephiroth's.

When you have Finishing Touch before Junon.

When you pass time by surfing the internet for sites that have info on FF7.

When you take 25 minutes to type up one entry on this board.



As you may have guessed, I am guilty of all of these.

I created a deck of cards with FFVII images on them :)

and I'm guilty of most of the points in FF1WithAllThieves post

YOU NameD all but one
WHEN YOU TRY TO ENCARNATE ALL THE CHARACTERS TO LIFE (NOT GUILTY)
LiKe ThAtS gOnNa HaPpEn
when you pray For Aeris to Come back (NOT GUILTY)
LiKe ThAtS gOnNa HaPpEn
Believe the charaters are real (NOT GUILTY)
Go On a search to kill sephiroth before beating the game Because he pissed you off (NOT GUILTY)
Associated with Pretend versions of the characters (did it Once i was ten and imature)


LiKe ThAtS gOnNa HaPpEn

"FOR DUTY FOR HONOR"
"FOR THE EMPORER"

you no u play to much final fantasy when... u actually use a search engine to see if the summons are actually real things, and in some places, ifrit and shiva are like gods and stuff, and there leviathan and some other monsters actually come from myths...lol :P

when you look for the North Crater on our atlas then complain to your geography teacher when you cant find it....

when you are more emotionally distraught by aeris' death then by the death of a personal family member
when you see someone who looks like sephiroth, tackle them to the ground and brutally masacre him
when a person points a gun at you and you dont worry because it will only hurt you a little bit
when you have spent weeks on the net searching for a place to download the FFVII OST for free
when you have looked into the sky and mistaken the sun for meteor, screamed, and began digging a shelter underground

......When everything you say is a quote from the game
......All of your music on your computer is Final Fantasy
......When every single year on Halloween you dress up as a Final Fantasy character no matter if your a girl or guy
......When you get tattoos of characters on your body
......When you right Aeris' name on a piece of paper, with your own blood. Underneath it you put "forever"
......You celebrate the day the game came out
......You celebrate the characters birthdays
......You have life size cut-outs and you model them in your house

Who is safer sephiroth? And how can you beat the game in 5hours?

When you shake your head in disbelief upon reading that post.

heres some

"when reading To Kill a Mockingbird you inadvertenly call scout cloud. ( i did this once and i have no idea why)

"when your english teacher tells you to compare Atticus to a person in another piece of literature you choose Auron.
(*ok thats and FFX one)

You punch people out who say halo is the greatest game ever made when it is obviously FFVII.

You ask you english teacher if your class can do a unit on FFVII's story and it relation to things in real life"

When someone says "look a cloud" you run outside with your autograph book hoping to get Clouds autograph.

When you actually fantasize about going into battle with all the FF7 Characters.
When you dream about FF7 at night and Daydream about FF7 during the day.
When you wish your date/lover would look like a FF7 character.

when you put the disc in the tray

when you have looked into the sky and mistaken the sun for meteor, screamed, and began digging a shelter underground

Just envisioning that cracks me up.

ok i just figured out this one today
if you have ever (accidentally or purposely) called a wal-mart wall market (guilty)

Rofl
all these are soo funny, yet scarilly most are true

When you actually fantasize about going into battle with all the FF7 Characters.
When you dream about FF7 at night and Daydream about FF7 during the day.
When you wish your date/lover would look like a FF7 character.


LOL I can't believe I did those things. Going on a battle frenzy and your thumb gets blistered from pressing the circle button to much.

...When your dating someone who looks like a FFVII character (Suprisingly if my boyfriend spiked his hair he would be Cloud in the flesh, no joke)
...When you have a hidden shrine in the back of your closet
...When you have your shrine actually hidden in a secret room that is behind a bookcase
...(This is sick I know but it's possible that people do this) When you beat off to a FFVII character
...When instead of doing civil war reinactments you do Aeris' death enactment.

*For the record, all of these that I have listed (except for the boyfriend looking like Cloud) I do none of these things. Things that some of you have posted, such as fantasizing about FFVII, well that uh...well...uh....

this is a mixture of VII and VIII but.....
if when you saw the first scans for advent children you thought the weapons the silver haired guys (kadaj and loz) were holding for GUNblades and complained about the mixture for weeks

when u turn the game off u can hear the music in the back of ur head. and it sounds like u never turned it off

when you actually consider wearing purple everyday
when you do a character's victory pose everytime you win something
when you dye your dog's fur red (bonus points if you also try setting it's tail on fire)
when you could play through the entire game blindfolded

When you make characters in PSO that look like characters from ff7

When you make an ff7 religion

On halloween when people say great ff7 costume you say "what costume I always dress like this!"

You sit outside concentrating for hours trying to summon shiva and then when you see a snowflake you go inside saying you have accomplished something and that you have taken a small step into a larger world.

when you stay up for 3 straight day because you dont wanna stop playing

when you miss an entire week of class because your breeding chocobos

When you have FF dreams.

When you realise how horrible it really is.

Yeah, you can say that again.

When wings grow out your backside.

When you look in the mirror and your eyes are that shiny blue then you blink and...WAKE UP!!!!!!

(sick but) you spend hours on google looking for naked pictures of tifa (not guilty)

You actually spend ages looking at this forum as a guest and dream of registering (guilty)

when you pray every day, hoping you can summon holy.

[QUOTE=SuperNova](sick but) you spend hours on google looking for naked pictures of tifa (not guilty)


OH come on i no u're guilty now cuz weve all done it at least once.(maybe)

also to the topic at hand...
When you color your hair silver and kill random people claiming to be saving the planet

[QUOTE=SuperNova](sick but) you spend hours on google looking for naked pictures of tifa (not guilty)


OH come on i no u're guilty now cuz weve all done it at least once.(maybe)

also to the topic at hand...
When you color your hair silver and kill random people claiming to be saving the planet

Iguess ur right lol

When you're from outside Japan and sign up to the official "Shinra" site by giving them a non-existant Japanese home address (yes, you need some sort of Japanese addy for it).

When you actually participate on this board.

If your party is so strong they only allow Safer Sephiroth one move (wall) before finishing him off.

If you've maxed out your Gil. (I got 10.2 million Gil and it's not maxed...imagine how long this would take).

whoops im guilty of the the third,

when all your characters are level 99, all limit breaks, all materias mastered all stats at 255 and you have full amount of gp points

im sad i suppose

when youve read the entire advent children thread

ive read all the advent children threads repeetedly, now thats sad

When you organize a "dress like an FF7 character day" at your school!

You know you play Final Fantasy 7 too much when you know the exact time it takes for that little bar when u save/load a game takes to finish

When you realise how horrible it really is.

oh no...you don't even need to have finished the first disc to be guilty of that!!!!!

oh no...you don't even need to have finished the first disc to be guilty of that!!!!!

lol

please stop hating, it wuz a good game, not the best, but a good 1...and you no you play too much wen, the only way your girlfriend turns you on is if she's wearing suspenders, a short skirt, a middrift white t-shirt, and boxing gloves

When you paint your cat red and set its tail alight. ROFL

You Know You Like Tifa Too Much When...

1.You make your boyfriend dye his hair blonde and wear it spiked up.
2.Your car liscence plate reads "TIFA 4EVR".
3.You go to a store and ask them if they carry black leather miniskirts and white tank tops.
4.You're a guy and you do number 3.
5.You start taking karate lessons so you can fight like Tifa.
6.Whenever someone makes you angry, you tell them that you're going to use Final Heaven.
7.You injure yourself trying to pull off a Somersault.
8.You wear your black miniskirt and white tanktop everywhere you go, even during winter.
9.You try to grow your hair down to your knees so you can wear it like Tifa.
10.Your dream in life is to move to an innercity slum and open a bar called "Seventh Heaven".
11.You really dislike the name "Aeris".
12.When you go to the beach, you try to catch a dolphin to help you fight.
13.You play Final Fantasy VII over and over, just so you can see the FMV sequences with Tifa.
14.You dream about Tifa every night.
15.You make a shrine website all about Tifa.
16.You get extremely angry when someone says bad things about Tifa.
17.You refuse to play Final Fantasy VIII (or any other game) because Tifa is not in it.
18.You draw Tifa fan-art in your free time.
19.You make a "You Know You Like Tifa Too Much When..." list.
20.You wear leather gloves everywhere you go, just in case you run into ShinRa soldiers and need to fight.
21.You call your best friends "Barret" and "Cloud".
22.You make everyone call you "Tifa".
23.You legally change your name to "Tifa Lockhart".
24.You're a guy and you do numbers 22 and/or 23.
25.Your girlfriend demands to know why you keep calling her "Tifa".
26.Your e-mail address is something like "[email protected]".
27.You write libraries full of Tifa-related stories and poems.
28.You're constantly getting into fights at school, just so you can show off your martial arts skills.
29.You find yourself only attracted to girls with long brown hair and ruby-colored eyes.
30.You find yourself only attracted to guys with spiky blonde hair and Makou-colored blue eyes.
31.You write to SquareSoft demanding that they put Tifa in more games.
32.You learn to hack just so you can take down those anti-Tifa websites.
33.You make a shrine to Tifa in your room... complete with thousands of pictures, candles and incense, and prayer offerings.
34.You spend every free minute searching for Tifa pictures on the internet.
35.You begin to think you're falling in love with Tifa.
36.You daydream about marrying Cloud.
37.You're convinced Tifa is a real person.
38.When you played FF7, Cloud and Tifa were together for the "date" sequence.
39.You start acting out Tifa's scenes from the game.
40.Your goal in life is to get Tifa's autograph.
41.You plan to name your child "Tifa", even if it's a boy.
42.You buy every piece of Tifa-related merchandise you can find.
43.You want someone to make an anime series about Tifa.
44.You're convinced that Tifa is a hidden character in FF8.
45.While doing your homework, you write "Tifa" as the answer to every math problem.
46.You look everywhere for silver teardrop earrings just like Tifa's.
47.You weld a spiked metal plate to the side of your shoe.
48.You search the phone book for Tifa's number.
49.You learn how to play "Tifa's theme" on any musical instrument.
50.That instrument happens to be a kazoo.
51.You crack FF7 PC's files just to get a background 3D image of Tifa for your desktop.
52.You buy dual Voodoo 2 SLI 12MB's just to see Tifa without those nasty pixels getting in the way (texture smoothing).
53.You play Quake 3 Arena under the alias TifaX.
54.You take up 2 GB of hard drive space with Tifa stuff.
55.You make a Tifa Winamp skin.
56.Your Windows desktop image is a Tifa picture.
57.You carry a picture of Tifa in your wallet and tell people she's your girlfriend from Midgar.
58.You wish Tifa would come out with her own line of products, so you can use the same shampoo and toothpaste she uses.
59.You cry when people say Tifa isn't real.
60.You constantly ask your boyfriend/girlfriend if he/she remembers "those starlit nights back in Nibelheim".
61.You want your spouse to change his/her name to "Cloud".
62.You practice until your biggest talent is your ability to mix a great drink.
63.You hurt your back trying to use Meteodrive on the school bully.
64.One of your hobbies is flaming Tifa-haters.
65.You hang around with people who have type-B blood, in case Tifa ever needs surgery.
66.Your internet screen name always has the word "Tifa" in it.
67.You begin to think that you and Tifa are somehow related.
68.You cried more when Tifa was hurt by Sephiroth than when Aeris was killed by him.
69.You always have Tifa in your party when you play FF7.
70.On your FF7 game, Tifa is at a higher level than Cloud.
71.You have been known to kick people while dumping a glass of water over their heads and saying, "Waterkick!"
72.Your teacher asks you to write an essay on a famous person, and you choose Tifa.
73.You look everywhere for red contact lenses.
74.You make a life-sized model of Tifa out of papier-mach�.
75.For your art class assignments, you always draw Tifa.
76.You always dress up as Tifa for Halloween... and every other occasion.
77.You get chosen "best Tifa costume" at a cosplay event, and you say, "What costume? I always dress like this!"
78.You are known as "The Tifa Clone" at school.
79.People who haven't even played FF7 know who Tifa is, thanks to you.
80.When people make fun of Tifa, you kick them and dump a glass of water over their heads...
81.You know you must be Tifa's twin brother/sister.
82.You get plastic surgery so you can have big anime eyes just like Tifa's.
83.You try to find out Tifa's measurements so you can exercise and have a figure like her's.
84.You're a guy and you do number 83.
85.You cry when your black miniskirt and white tank top get lost in the laundry and you have to wear something else for a change.
86.You save your game at the point where Cloud gets lost in the Lifestream and Tifa takes over, then play it over and over again.
87.Instead of praying to god, you pray to Tifa.
88.Whenever you play a game that lets you name your character, you always call him/her "Tifa".
89.The most important date on your calendar is May 3.
90.You slash your chest with a knife so you can have a scar like Tifa's.
91.You get Tifa's name and face tattooed all over your body.
92.You buy a ZIP drive for your computer just to store all your Tifa stuff.
93.When you see a girl wearing a black miniskirt and/or a white tank top, you have to slap yourself and repeat "It's not really Tifa" over and over.
94.You get a custom keychain made with your name, and aka Tifa written on it.
95.You buy Tifa's earrings and wear em everyday, and get upset when you have to take 'em off.
96.You have a habit of writing Tifa's name everywhere(on notebooks etc).
97.You get angry when people say Cloud and Aeris are a good couple.
98.You get even angrier when people say Cloud and YUFFIE are a good couple!
99.You mix an 8 minute long techno version of Tifa's Theme.
100.You create dozens of Shockwave Flash clips for various Tifa sites.
101.You create CG graphix of Tifa.
102.You submit stuff to this list!
103.Your fan-fic(s) is told from Tifa's point of view.
104.Every other word in your sentence is "Tifa". For example, "Tifa Final Fantasy VII Tifa is Tifa cool! Tifa."
105.In your game, Tifa reaches level 99 first.
106.You wish football teams were named after her.
107.You try to do Final Heaven on people if the conversation is not about Tifa.(Including teachers!)
108.You die if you see, hear, or read nothing of Tifa within 3 seconds.
109.You wish your boyfriend would SOLDIER.
110.You do Beat Rush on anybody that wears a pink dress.
111.You turned down Michael Jordan's autograph to get Tifa's.
112.You see someone dressed as Tifa at an anime convention, and you bug her until she gives you her autograph... on every part of your body.
113.You own a life-sized poster of Tifa.
114.You constantly practice what you're going to say to Tifa when you meet her.
115.You carry pictures of Tifa with you everywhere so you can look at them all day.
116.You go to karate tournaments in hopes of seeing Tifa there.
117.All the items on the "YKYLTTMW" list apply to you.
118.You memorize all Tifa's lines from the game.
119.You have more in common with Tifa than with your real friends.
120.You name your gloves "Premium Heart".
121.You make stuffed dolls of people who hate Tifa and stick pins in them.
122.You hum Tifa's theme in the shower.
123.When a men's magazine has a poll to find the top 100 sexiest females, you mailbomb them with entries for Tifa.
124.You want to make a pilgrimage to Nibelheim.
125.You can't remember what your life was like before Tifa came into it.
126.You have type-B blood transfusions in the hope that it will bring you closer to Tifa.
127.You are convinced that Tifa-worship is the only true path to spiritual enlightenment and eternal salvation.
128.You write love letters to Tifa and e-mail them to Square.
129.You send Square a birthday card for Tifa every year.
130.You attempt suicide when someone wipes all the Tifa stuff from your computer.
131.You print out all your pictures of Tifa and bury them in a time capsule so that people in the year 2999 will know about her.
132.You believe that the name "Tifa" has incredible arcane significance.
133.You run for election so that you can make laws to have people executed if they say anything bad about Tifa.
134.You clean your FFVII CDs with a silk cloth dipped in holy water.
135.You start a Tifa fan club.
136.You turn down every girl who asks you on a date because you don't want to be unfaithful to Tifa.
137.You turn down every boy who asks you on a date because you don't want to be unfaithful to Cloud.
138.You buy the domain name http://www.tifaforever.com.
139.You rewrite the Bible so that it saya, "On the first day Tifa created..."
140.You propose that May 3rd should be renamed International Tifa Day.
141.You're depressed all the time because you know you can't ever be with Tifa.
142.You always let Tifa fight in the Battle Square.
143.You always let Tifa play the snowboarding game.
144.You name your gold chocobo Tifa.
145.You spend all your free time looking for Tifa Shrines on the internet.
146.You find out how to play other songs on Tifa's piano.
147.You spend hours collecting sources(power, speed, luck, magic, guard, and mind) just to get all Tifa's stats to 255.
148.You never put Aeris or Yuffie in your party, because you only want Tifa and Cloud in your party(without getting anyone between them).
149.You call your local radio station and dedicate a love song to Tifa.
150.Your parents and friends have resorted to dressing as Tifa to get your attention.
151.Your room has a huge scroll of Tifa on the wall.
152.You put several Tifa pictures in your locker.
153.You named a cat you found outside Tifa...then unfortunatly found out she was a he :( But took the kitten in anyhow


So long.......

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM...how long did that exakly take? almos as long as it took me to finish FFVII 204 times and counting cuz i restarted las week b4 i wuz punish'd.
I wanna play it until i no the hole game by hart

25.Your girlfriend demands to know why you keep calling her "Tifa".


LOL No its when u start shouting TIFA TIFA when ur shaging ur girlfriend

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM...how long did that exakly take? almos as long as it took me to finish FFVII 204 times and counting cuz i restarted las week b4 i wuz punish'd.
I wanna play it until i no the hole game by hart
I put it on Microsoft Word, then copied and pasted here. Took about 30 min.

holy shit Bizzaro,that is one long list.very funny though.If any one exhibits any of those traits I recommend immediate termination

LMAO, good list Bizarro.

nice list bizarro, i thought it was amusing so i joined the forum. i have one to add to it, though. several people have actually done this.... joined the U.S. Army so that they could be called "SOLDIER." Oh, FYI, Tifa wall scrolls are not allowed in the barracks :(

i think some people on here have OCD

i think some people on here have OCD

OCD?

When you play other video games and feel guilty that you're not playing FFVII.

OCD?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

when you think "Hey 5 pencils while refine in to one mechanical pencil"

or wen u start trying to sharpen up all the knives in your house into swords
or if you spend your whole summer tryin to get the perfect shade of blue for your homemade Cloud costume

When watching any movie with a villian you sit there thinking "if cloud was there he'd kick that guys ass" and then you sit there fantasizing a new story for the movie involving cloud and the other ff characters that you zone out and miss the rest of the movie becuase you are instead watching you fantasy.

wen u try to figga out whos betta between Cloud an Kenshin Himoura, who wood reely win?
now im gonna go test it out on paper...STATISTIKS BABY!!!!!

wen u try to figga out whos betta between Cloud an Kenshin Himoura, who wood reely win?
now im gonna go test it out on paper...STATISTIKS BABY!!!!!


"kenshin himoura" who is this?

how does one figure it out on paper?

Kenshin Himura, from the Anime/manga Ruroni Kenshin. Hes a wandering Manslayer who has left his leathal ways in the past.

Kenshin would win, he beats Sanosuke, who uses a sword similar to Clouds

Hmm, I've just reconfigured my PC sounds so that it now sounds like a PC from FF7

"if i was there i'd lick that guys ass"

what? i need a reason now... the guy's a fuckbag retard

When did i say that?

You didn't; you said "If Cloud were there he'd kick that guy's ass." He altered the deal. *plays imperial march*

When you try to cast knights of the round during school and everyone stares at you, so you try to cast it on them.

when u are on this forum IN class

when u are on this forum IN class


what about at work?

When did i say that?

i didn't alter this, it's just funny as it is

wen you jack off to thoughts of tifa an aeris naked evry nite b4 bed (definetly NOT guilty)

When your class takes a field trip to the renaissance festival and while watching a sword fight without thinking you say "Use Omnislash" (guilty)

You realize how much of your freetime you've used on this website

nice list bizarro, i thought it was amusing so i joined the forum. i have one to add to it, though. several people have actually done this.... joined the U.S. Army so that they could be called "SOLDIER." Oh, FYI, Tifa wall scrolls are not allowed in the barracks :(
I have another one...

..when you post a list that long even though you really don't like Tifa as much as the other characters (true)

using Kalm as part of your return address

again, i state, wut could we do with the time we spend doin this? If we wern't doin this, we could probly end world hunger. o yea an you know you play too much FFVII wen...
You are punished an cant play an from that you get the shakes worse than six recoverin crackheads

i don't get the shakes anymore, but when i argue with people i can hear battle music playing. when i drive home from work, i also hear the music from the bike mini-game

LOL WHEN YOU CAL MONEY GIL LOL, oh wait did someone already say thta I!!!!

when you think a ship that has had its wing shot can actually be used to pilot the shallows.

when you think a ship that has had its wing shot can actually be used to pilot the shallows.

wen you make cheezy home videos of your new show called, "Jackass FFVII" which doesnt last long because of a few lawsuits and of course your own death from sed plane

'again, i state, wut could we do with the time we spend doin this? If we wern't doin this, we could probly end world hunger. o yea an you know you play too much FFVII wen...'

or enjoying another can of cider.mmmm

wen you make cheezy home videos of your new show called, "Jackass FFVII" which doesnt last long because of a few lawsuits and of course your own death from sed plane

Oh my God.

When you improve the graphics and rebuild FF 7 yourself since no one in Square will do it. And then you sell it to Square for a million bucks.

...when you ask a scientist if he made any new animals yet.

when you go to the emergency room complaing of Mako burns due to prolonged mako exposure.

when you ask the guy at the counter of a drugstore in your town if they have seen a guy in a black cape...then ask for an turbo ether

When you call your girlfriend "Sephiroth"!

When you harrass random Flower Girls screaming "You took Cloud from me! You did it!"

When you go to restaurants and say "I've had better dog food."

when you go to the emergency room complaing of Mako burns due to prolonged mako exposure.

when you ask the guy at the counter of a drugstore in your town if they have seen a guy in a black cape...then ask for an turbo ether

are we sure those mako burns arent...THE CLAP!!!!!?

When you've posted in this thread.^^










OH MY GOD! its contagious!

haha, when you set up the sound files on your PC, so that it sounds like a computer fgrom FF-VII ( I have done this )

You you make real life connections to things in FFVII. Such as "My Bloody Valentine" and "Loveless"

Oh my God.

When you think about where God was during that whole game. Why didn't he stop Sephiroth? *God strikes me with lightning as he finishes a bottle of wiskey*

when you find a green marble on the street, dust it off, and try to cast Demi2 with it.

Sit on top of a doll calling a mog and yelling stuff at people with microphones

When you say "I've had better dog food," in a restaurant and don't understand when you get kicked out.

i have had better dog food...some dog foor tastes great!

apparently, eating dog food is why you got your r's and d's mixed up, IT'S VENOMOUS POISON!!!!!!!!!!

.... You raise a Gold Chocobo (Thats right bitches... but what FF7 freak hasn't done that?)

..... Your so up for money that you Sold the Ultima Materia (Oh god... I seriously did this)

You actually look through your telescope trying to find meteor

when you actually find meteor

When you kill the people in white coats who come to get you because of you making many calls to 911 because you claim to have seen a giant magical meteor heading for earth that only you can stop.

hey is anyone crazy enough to actually go north and say its the Northenr Crater?

You could pick up a crab from the sand in the beach, call it ruby weapon and beat the crap out of it. When it attacks back with its pincers you scream that he is using the tentacles.

hey is anyone crazy enough to actually go north and say its the Northenr Crater?

U no u play too much FFVII when you answer this question with:

"If I take the Highwind, does that count as frequent flyer miles?"

when you actually start a tonberry hunting expedition and head north towards what you believe to be northern crater

When the Female characters start hitting on you.

i bet $5 that someone really did take a knife and put the letters XIII on their pet dog or cat or watever :-D

i bet $5 that someone really did take a knife and put the letters XIII on their pet dog or cat or watever :-D

can i get this in writing, cuz i'll do it.

okay but write it on a stray dog that has rabies that likes to maul people and get a picture of it and ill give you $20 :-P

make it a rampaging elephant in the sahara for $50 and you've got a deal

okay but put XIII on each elephant for $100( i like Red XIII)

I'll give one Mil if you put it on a women with PMS. :) and get a pic of it.

and i will double it

we've sent him to his doom.

well his dead if he comes back alive ill pay 2000

i couldnt do it, my uh...mom locked me in da house cuz uh...i'm punished and uh...i kinda tried to brand XIII on her cuz i was still thinkin bout da elephant!!

*chokes on pepsi* AHAHAHAHHA-*cough*HAHAHAHHAH *cough cough* do u have a picture or a video of it?

You could put it on yourself =)

Yeah I'll make T-shirt with the pic on it.

do you think i'm crazy enough to brand my dam sel...wait a minute, s**t don't ansa dat. but any way maybe we shood get bak 2 da matta at hand wich i 4got wut it wuz

When the weapons appear in your hands.

oh yea, i rememba now.

When everytime you see a tanned bald guy you wanna draw an elipse (.....) next to him.

wow do i feel stupid for not getting that...i guess im not as big as fan as i thought i was...care to shed some light on me my man?

Rude is tanned and bald and he never speaks half the time anyway. most of his lines say, ....

when you and your freinds refer to yourselves as shinra, AVALANCHE, or the turks

when the foods on the screen appear in your room and you think you are eating them.

when you download winamp just to get the ff skins for it even thought it cant play all ur music and ur wmp works fine

when the foods on the screen appear in your room and you think you are eating them.

actually that happens only with a combination of various hallucinogens and being very tired

The very tired works for me. ok lets see when your friends glow when you hit them enough when your sparing against each other.

when you have a limit break because you cant figure out the answers to your state test that determines if you will graduate highschool.

You develop a one track mind that only thinks "FF7, FF7, FF7, FF7, I could really go for a twinkie i mean FF7, FF7."

You try to show everyone in your school "The light" which is FF7.

You actually succeed at doing that.

This ones FF8 but its still good:
You develop a very muscular right forearm from boosting the GF's (Guilty of this one)

You develop a very muscular right forearm from boosting the GF's (Guilty of this one)

Are you sure THAT is how you aquired a "very muscular" right arm? i think you were doing something else...sinner. :notgood:

not bicep, forearm and it was only from boosting the GF's its pretty much gone now cuz i havent played in like 1-2 years.

when you think that you need to beef up and get a Gunarm just to save the world from...hunger, war, poverty, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

when the doctor tells you that you have contracted herpes and you blame it on Jenova's cetra-Killing virus..." Damned Jenova, gave me herpes...now the planet will never heal!"

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha!!!! are we speaking from experience?

When you download the FF7 Demo on a computer at your school to play becuase you just can't get enought! (Guilty)

when you get suspended because downloading such material is illegal at school

when you scare an old lady because you were yelling at her cat for standing on a fortune-telling machine and stealing the key stone.

when you scare a business executive by yelling at him for possesing a cat to get it to stand on a fortune telling machine and steal the keystone

When you kill your mom when she is 70 because she had gray hair and you thought she was Sephiroth.

nah thats just a little crazy.

when you paint an oistrich(sp) blue and try to run over the ocean

wen you're so dillusional from 24 hour video game sessions, you believe the ostrich actually allowed you to paint it blue

when you try to kill fat bald guys in airplane propellers

When you get put out of a magic show because you called the magician a fraud because he couldn't do Ultima

wen you're so dillusional from 24 hour video game sessions, you believe the ostrich actually allowed you to paint it blue
(good one! =)
when you find a green bottle on the ground and drink i t cause you thinks its a potion (*hick... =)

(good one! =)
when you find a green bottle on the ground and drink i t cause you thinks its a potion (*hick... =)

When you allow all the Hobo's around to convince you it is a potion

When a life insuracne sellmen tells you to buy his insurance or he will eat your soul and you fight him and win and find 1000 Gil and level up.

when you get your dog and burn scars that look like red's scar's and think he can talk (son of sam!)

(guilty)

*lol* when you tape your cat on a white bear thing and call it "Cait Sith"

(Guilty)

*lol*(me too and i got the scars to prove it)

it went up a tree and I had a bb gun and shot it out of the tree.

cat for dinner! :)

thats good eatin

cat: the OTHER other white meat

why cant it be the other red meat?

cuse it was a white cat and tassted like chicken

finger licken' goooood! (or should i say paw!)

yup it tastes better if you put catsup on it. lol

lol

yum yum oh and that was it's name was too.

*lol*huh????*lol*

...

cuse it was a white cat and tassted like chicken

wut i mean is, why doesn't anyone ever say, "The other red meat," it's always the other white meat. Is red meat bad?

acctually yeah, its more fatty and stuff, but i dont give two shits i eat it any way!

ok, now we know why. thank god the world is so health conscious *looks at statistics* DAM!!! more than half the population of my state is overweight!!! Guess they love their "white meat"

*lol* i know what your saying! BK burggers are 1% 100% real beef and 99% meal worm! yummy!

meal worm?! wut the hell?! *throws up on sister's new dress* uh oh...

lol* pretty gross (we need to come up with stuff.....)(srry for chatting)

I got to eat Highschool food its your basic carboard with a side of gress and shit choc. milk. that shit make ya constapaed. T_T

yeah, im in hospitality right now so i get to see them deliver and make it sometimes, i swear ithought i saw them cut circles of card board and placed in between two buns!
.......when you attack someone and play the winning music after you have one(i dont like this one)

ha ha ha!!!
and here's 1
you know you play too much FFVII wen you start thinking your hands should be box shaped instead of these ugly, large...FISTS!!!!!

hahahaha....they dont have fingers until the cut sceens

lol umm when a really large ball appears in the sky and you think it's meator.

when you find a pearl in an oyster and think its a materia

when you fight random people for gil

when you have played all final fantasy games and beat them but you have beat this one more than 2 times like me i own all final fantasy games but most in boxes i have beat this one 6 times

when you fight random people for gil

When you actually believe gil is a real currency...OR IS IT?

when all you can do is play ff7

when you can beat the game in under 5 hours

when you mastered the etire game's lines

youve beatin the game over 30 times

you cry when arieth dies everytime you play ff7

when your hole room looks like a new demension because of all the ff7 crap

you look for ways to revive aries for days and never give up

you beat the crap out of people for sayin aries is gay or for sayin
ff7 is gay

you kill yourself hoping to go to the planet when you die and become part of the lifestream

when all you want in a girlfriend/boyfriend is to look like a ff char

you play with marbles thinking there materia

you have a shrine to ff7 in your room and you pray for ff7 all the time

you hack the game so bad that the game disk looks like a straight line

you spend millions of dollars to look exacly like cloud

you spends millions of dollars to have all the ff7 weapons ever used

This is all i can think of for now....

when you ummm well masterbait to tifa. I know this is not spelled right

when all you want in a girlfriend/boyfriend is to look like a ff char

haha, i am guilty of this one...when will Yuffie apear at my door... :-(

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You know the world is obsessed with FFVII when there is a list this long dedicated to something about final fantasy.


i don't have much to say,being a new final fantasy 7 finatic!

when in other games that have a create a character function, you create characters from ff games (this is especially good in wrestling games, say what you want but watching aeris and yuna beat the crap out of each other is funny as hell)

when all you can do is play ff7

when you can beat the game in under 5 hours

when you mastered the etire game's lines

youve beatin the game over 30 times

you cry when arieth dies everytime you play ff7

when your hole room looks like a new demension because of all the ff7 crap

you look for ways to revive aries for days and never give up

you beat the crap out of people for sayin aries is gay or for sayin
ff7 is gay

you kill yourself hoping to go to the planet when you die and become part of the lifestream

when all you want in a girlfriend/boyfriend is to look like a ff char

you play with marbles thinking there materia

you have a shrine to ff7 in your room and you pray for ff7 all the time

you hack the game so bad that the game disk looks like a straight line

you spend millions of dollars to look exacly like cloud

you spends millions of dollars to have all the ff7 weapons ever used

This is all i can think of for now....
im not sure but i think most, if not all of these have been used.....they are still good though =) when you go to church, break the floor and plant yellow flowers and sell them

whent you step on said flowers and think you will catch, "...Holy Hell..." for it.

you know, that line may actually have been one of the least realized foreshadowing in a video game ever, i mean we dont actually know if reno had left midgar completely when it struck, what if he did actually catch "holy hell" when midgar was destroyed? think about it

except hes in advent children, nevermind that then

LMAO when your mom looks like Jenova

When you in trouble you believe Cloud and the gang will come save you.

When people say Halo is the greatest game ever you beat the living shit out of them, smack them in the face with FF7, and then tie them to a chair and force them to play FF7 and beat it 50 times to realize its greatness and to open their eyes to the inferiority of Halo. (My dream to do to all Halo fanatics!)

When you send birthday cards to squaresoft for each characters birthday.

When your parents call you your real name you spaz out and say "No, NO!! I'm not (your name) I'm Cloud (or some other FF7 character) CALL ME CLOUD!!!" then you take the figurine of Cloud (or other FF7 character) and start banging it on the desk saying "WHY...CAN'T...I...BE........YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

When you scare people by doing the above things.

i also want to do that to all Halo fans. and there's also wen you dress up in a final fantasy costume for crazy dress day at school.

when you comite a very wierd and haniss act as an FF7 Char.

When you believe that you've been caught at a rival school because you're tail is hanging out of your pants.

when you hear the theam song in your head. or when ever one around you has a little blue screen next to their heads when they talk.

When you believe that fights in real life are turn based and get beat to hell because of it

When you speak to FFVII characters in you sleep.

When you believe that fights in real life are turn based and get beat to hell because of it


lol.my friend was actually a victim of that...one day at school he got pissed of cuz some dude was talking to his girlfriend so he got up from his desk and pushed the guy out of his chairthen he put his fists up for a fight then the guy just stood there and looked and said"wuts ur prob?"my friend"wanna hit on my girl again homo?"guy"i was just talking to her"(friend smacks him)(guy puts up fists)my friend just keep saying "GO!!...GO!!...GO!! ITS UR TURN TO ATTACK MUTHERFUCKER!!!!!!lol all our friends just kept laughing and then before he knew it the guy just hitted him 1time ,friend fell on the ground,then guy just punded him in his face like 20 times(we go to a ghetto school where the hall monitors actualluy ask u for weed...to buy not to see if u have)so no one,not even the teacher, tried to stop itthe next day his girlfriend was all like"u need to learn how to fight...pussy" lol it was funny should've been there

I wish I could've seen it. lucky bastard

That has got to be the funniest thing I have ever heard.

i think that after he got beat to hell i would've have helped him up and...*smacks sister away from computer* YEAH RITE! i wish i wuz there so i could make it worse by walking up to him to let him know, in these exact words, "Young man...Young man! You got knocked the fuck out!" and by the way, 4 gil says my school is worse than yourz

When you in trouble you believe Cloud and the gang will come save you.

When people say Halo is the greatest game ever you beat the living shit out of them, smack them in the face with FF7, and then tie them to a chair and force them to play FF7 and beat it 50 times to realize its greatness and to open their eyes to the inferiority of Halo. (My dream to do to all Halo fanatics!)

When you send birthday cards to squaresoft for each characters birthday.

When your parents call you your real name you spaz out and say "No, NO!! I'm not (your name) I'm Cloud (or some other FF7 character) CALL ME CLOUD!!!" then you take the figurine of Cloud (or other FF7 character) and start banging it on the desk saying "WHY...CAN'T...I...BE........YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

When you scare people by doing the above things.

lol that one was funny! i should do that to my brother hes a halo fanatic

I do this, all the time, and my g/f likes it for some reason, shes called me cloud before hehe, but not a lot, but i allways allways call her tifa, her real name is tiffany so people dont really ponder, but i like it, and she likes it to!! te-he lol

when you want your love life to be exactly as the ff7 or any other ff characters.
how did i come up with this? my uncle who loves final fantasy also, has a childhood in philippines friend who likes him, and he's now in canada and met another girl that he likes. he told me that his love life is so amazing. he said he's like cloud. i remember that day, i think i laughed the whole day!

When people make fun of you for playing with your FF7 "dolls" you feel insulted and scream "THEY'RE NOT DOLLS!!!, THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES!!!"