goin to da reactor
preventin disaster
gonna fight the guard scorpion
no object but to win
we're losin time gotta escape
no time to stall cant be late
goin to the church fallin thru da ceilin
this girl named aeris was like how u feelin
oh no we gettin chased down
gotta escape to another town
cross dressin up in sector five
in order to get out of midgar alive
escape the city goin through the wilderness
out in the world u can save ur proGRESS

thers a ranch with da chocobo
were gonna need one if we want to go
crossin da swamp wit the giant snake
we got to the cave its a piece of cake
goin to the town with a giant cannon
best rest up so we get a plannin
gotta give a little girl some cpr
whats this we're a supastar
goin a ship goin down low
headin to da paradise costa del sol

were goin to the mountain of da corel
ya this story doesnt have a morel
goin to the saucer goin to gamble
osama bin laden likes to fuck a camel
WHATS THIS WE GOT ARRESTED
goin to the prison
i think we learned a lesson
cosmo canyon home of da red dog
goin to the nibel hometown of cloud
goin to the rocket gonna blast into space
TEMPLE OF ANCIENTS WHAT A SCARY PLACE
whats this is the jenova
aeris got stabbed OH MY GODA

icein and fightin to the icey inn
if we get thru the glacier we can win
TO MIDELL were cloud goes retarded
no he just has a learning disorder
new world order
corel reactor
preventin more disaster
FORT CONDOR with a shit mini game
back to mideel we continu da game
back to da forgotten city gettin some holy
oh my god diamond weapon holy moley
to midgar we kick his ass
to disc 3 GONNA SMASH

to the north cave we meet sephiroth
he dies we win i hate dem goth
omnislash his face he starts to bleed
AERIS SAVES THE WORLD, theres bread to kneed
thats the end we raped this place
DONT MAKE FUN OF MY MEXICAN RACE

Haha.

That's grammy worthy right there.

Awesome. I hope rap fan fiction becomes the new hot trend.

rofl juan you rox. :swoon:

TO MIDELL were cloud goes retarded
no he just has a learning disorder


Best lines ever. Ever.

You are truly an inspiration to us all.

dude....sweet!

goin to da reactor
preventin disaster
gonna fight the guard scorpion
no object but to win
we're losin time gotta escape
no time to stall cant be late
goin to the church fallin thru da ceilin
this girl named aeris was like how u feelin
oh no we gettin chased down
gotta escape to another town
cross dressin up in sector five
in order to get out of midgar alive
escape the city goin through the wilderness
out in the world u can save ur proGRESS

thers a ranch with da chocobo
were gonna need one if we want to go
crossin da swamp wit the giant snake
we got to the cave its a piece of cake
goin to the town with a giant cannon
best rest up so we get a plannin
gotta give a little girl some cpr
whats this we're a supastar
goin a ship goin down low
headin to da paradise costa del sol

were goin to the mountain of da corel
ya this story doesnt have a morel
goin to the saucer goin to gamble
osama bin laden likes to fuck a camel
WHATS THIS WE GOT ARRESTED
goin to the prison
i think we learned a lesson
cosmo canyon home of da red dog
goin to the nibel hometown of cloud
goin to the rocket gonna blast into space
TEMPLE OF ANCIENTS WHAT A SCARY PLACE
whats this is the jenova
aeris got stabbed OH MY GODA

icein and fightin to the icey inn
if we get thru the glacier we can win
TO MIDELL were cloud goes retarded
no he just has a learning disorder
new world order
corel reactor
preventin more disaster
FORT CONDOR with a shit mini game
back to mideel we continu da game
back to da forgotten city gettin some holy
oh my god diamond weapon holy moley
to midgar we kick his ass
to disc 3 GONNA SMASH

to the north cave we meet sephiroth
he dies we win i hate dem goth
omnislash his face he starts to bleed
AERIS SAVES THE WORLD, theres bread to kneed
thats the end we raped this place
DONT MAKE FUN OF MY MEXICAN RACE
:laugh: Good job!

Ladies and gentlemen, he's done it again.

Fantastic.

goin to the saucer goin to gamble
osama bin laden likes to fuck a camel


lmao

niiiiice

goin to da reactor
preventin disaster
...
we're losin time gotta escape
no time to stall cant be late
goin to the church fallin thru da ceilin
this girl named aeris was like how u feelin
....
cross dressin up in sector five
in order to get out of midgar alive
...

....
goin to the town with a giant cannon
best rest up so we get a plannin
....

were goin to the mountain of da corel
ya this story doesnt have a morel
goin to the saucer goin to gamble
>>>osama bin laden likes to fuck a camel
WHATS THIS WE GOT ARRESTED<<<
goin to the prison
i think we learned a lesson
.....

..
...
to midgar we kick his ass
to disc 3 GONNA SMASH

to the north cave we meet sephiroth
he dies we win i hate dem goth
omnislash his face he starts to bleed
AERIS SAVES THE WORLD, theres bread to kneed
thats the end we raped this place
DONT MAKE FUN OF MY MEXICAN RACE

well, thats what I liked. The part between <> had nothing to do with the game, but it was remotely funny.

The last part about making fun of your mexican race. I had my hopes up, than I read that...now im sad.

All in all, gj.

Originally Posted by acpo
goin to the church fallin thru da ceilin
this girl named aeris was like how u feelin

lol

goin to da reactor
preventin disaster
gonna fight the guard scorpion
no object but to win
we're losin time gotta escape
no time to stall cant be late
goin to the church fallin thru da ceilin
this girl named aeris was like how u feelin
oh no we gettin chased down
gotta escape to another town
cross dressin up in sector five
in order to get out of midgar alive
escape the city goin through the wilderness
out in the world u can save ur proGRESS

thers a ranch with da chocobo
were gonna need one if we want to go
crossin da swamp wit the giant snake
we got to the cave its a piece of cake
goin to the town with a giant cannon
best rest up so we get a plannin
gotta give a little girl some cpr
whats this we're a supastar
goin a ship goin down low
headin to da paradise costa del sol

were goin to the mountain of da corel
ya this story doesnt have a morel
goin to the saucer goin to gamble
osama bin laden likes to fuck a camel
WHATS THIS WE GOT ARRESTED
goin to the prison
i think we learned a lesson
cosmo canyon home of da red dog
goin to the nibel hometown of cloud
goin to the rocket gonna blast into space
TEMPLE OF ANCIENTS WHAT A SCARY PLACE
whats this is the jenova
aeris got stabbed OH MY GODA

icein and fightin to the icey inn
if we get thru the glacier we can win
TO MIDELL were cloud goes retarded
no he just has a learning disorder
new world order
corel reactor
preventin more disaster
FORT CONDOR with a shit mini game
back to mideel we continu da game
back to da forgotten city gettin some holy
oh my god diamond weapon holy moley
to midgar we kick his ass
to disc 3 GONNA SMASH

to the north cave we meet sephiroth
he dies we win i hate dem goth
omnislash his face he starts to bleed
AERIS SAVES THE WORLD, theres bread to kneed
thats the end we raped this place
DONT MAKE FUN OF MY MEXICAN RACE

stfu bitch

OMG JUAN'S GOT SOME COMPETITION

THE PUERTO RICANS ARE ROLLIN INTO TOWN

wot

goin to da reactor
preventin disaster
gonna fight the guard scorpion
no object but to win
we're losin time gotta escape
no time to stall cant be late
goin to the church fallin thru da ceilin
this girl named aeris was like how u feelin
oh no we gettin chased down
gotta escape to another town
cross dressin up in sector five
in order to get out of midgar alive
escape the city goin through the wilderness
out in the world u can save ur proGRESS

thers a ranch with da chocobo
were gonna need one if we want to go
crossin da swamp wit the giant snake
we got to the cave its a piece of cake
goin to the town with a giant cannon
best rest up so we get a plannin
gotta give a little girl some cpr
whats this we're a supastar
goin a ship goin down low
headin to da paradise costa del sol

were goin to the mountain of da corel
ya this story doesnt have a morel
goin to the saucer goin to gamble
osama bin laden likes to fuck a camel
WHATS THIS WE GOT ARRESTED
goin to the prison
i think we learned a lesson
cosmo canyon home of da red dog
goin to the nibel hometown of cloud
goin to the rocket gonna blast into space
TEMPLE OF ANCIENTS WHAT A SCARY PLACE
whats this is the jenova
aeris got stabbed OH MY GODA

icein and fightin to the icey inn
if we get thru the glacier we can win
TO MIDELL were cloud goes retarded
no he just has a learning disorder
new world order
corel reactor
preventin more disaster
FORT CONDOR with a shit mini game
back to mideel we continu da game
back to da forgotten city gettin some holy
oh my god diamond weapon holy moley
to midgar we kick his ass
to disc 3 GONNA SMASH

to the north cave we meet sephiroth
he dies we win i hate dem goth
omnislash his face he starts to bleed
AERIS SAVES THE WORLD, theres bread to kneed
thats the end we raped this place
DONT MAKE FUN OF MY MEXICAN RACE


Roflmao!!

i actually gotta say thats awesome even though i hate rap in every possible way

icein and fightin to the icey inn
if we get thru the glacier we can win
TO MIDELL were cloud goes retarded
no he just has a learning disorder
new world order
corel reactor
preventin more disaster
FORT CONDOR with a shit mini game
back to mideel we continu da game
back to da forgotten city gettin some holy
oh my god diamond weapon holy moley
to midgar we kick his ass
to disc 3 GONNA SMASH


That Was Great!!

nice kinda remind me of that parapa the rapper game nice I should give u props

lol apco deserves a record deal

lol yeah def jam records man

but nice rap

I want to know where the .wav/mp3 is, damnit.

Joe, you're gonna be bigger than 50 dawg.

I wish I had gone in the Fiction Poetry forum before now so that I had seen this sooner because it so fantastic.

awesomeness, and cool... oh yeah good motherfucking job...

(Reply to ACPO'S fantastic FF7-rap)
wow, that's great! Eminem's out for you, you better hide before D12 knock down your front door!

Damn, that's some pretty good shit. You gotta do more of that.

Nice!

More! More! Spank the other FFs with your paddle of rap!

ROFL! OMFG Acpo!

I couldn't stop laughing that was great ROFLMMFAO!!