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Links please... and..... would you like to go back to my place.. ?

Could I please have the links to the Total Rubbish box set and the Tiny Black Round Thing? Thanks for putting those up!

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Please send links to: The Total Rubbish Box Set, Monty Python's Tiny Black Round Thing, Monty Python's Autobiography and Monty Python Sing Again (2014 Deluxe Edition). Many thanks!

Can I get the links to all of these?

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Links (again) please ;-)


The Pythons are back on stage tonight for the final section of the live run. Never did find out who the fifth guest star was from the first week. Someone out there must know.


For the final show the Python's hoped-for guest star is Stephen Hawking. The problem is that access backstage is very difficult and it may prove just too awkward getting the prof through safely. But he is still going to attend the final show even if they can't get him on stage. I hope it can be fixed, it would be so funny to see Hawking roll out on stage with a bag over his head! :D

I didn't get any PMs with the links...

Monty Python Sing Again (2014 Deluxe Edition)
Is your copy an Amazon MP3 or retail CD rip.
if you have a retail CD rip please can I have a copy...

I wish I hadn't jumped the gun and asked for the early version of the Monty Python collection last week...

Can I have the links for More Monty Python's Flying Circus, De Wolfe Music, Autobiography, Black Round Thing and Total Rubbish? That's literally all that is left! If I find the "alternate version" of the Holy Grail album, I will post it here for you too!

Well score
if you have proof i would think the right thing to do would be to name names
Apart from a ban what else could be done ?
I think you were right to expose such dishonourable behaviour
It is disrespectful to the posters and an insult to their kindness
Trouble is we live in a world of egotism / insecurity / greed and injustice so i for one am not surprised :rob:

I'm confused... was there some kind of a scandal in this thread that I missed?

on the 5th which was the night I saw them it was Matt Lucas

Links sent.

@aseef its the mp3 free download that comes with purchase i upped that because people wanted and it was quicker.

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Some of the monty python links are from torrents but i upped them myself. If people are unhappy with the quality im sorry there is nothing i can do. But i only posted them because i like MP and wanted to share what i had.

Thats all im saying
Have a good day.
Mr gold.

Thanks mate!

Links received. Many thanks!!!!

This is very impressive :) any chance of links to "Sings Again" and "Total Rubbish" please? Thanks!

May I have the links please?

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Can I have those links please? And does anyone have the Unreleased Library Music for Holy Grail? It's posted elsewhere on the site, but the OP hasn't responded to my request for the link.

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Interested by Total Rubbish :)

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Could i have the links please? Thanks in advance

on the 5th which was the night I saw them it was Matt Lucas

David Walliams was the guest tonight (18th). Not a naturally funny person without a script, Michael Palin was surprised that Walliams didn't have much to give!

If anyone can add a guest star name to the list please do. So far I know it was Stephen Fry, Lee Mack, Bill Bailey, Noel Fielding, Matt Lucas in the first run of five, plus David Walliams in one this week.

Only two days to go and then Monty Python is bleedin demised. :-(

I'd love to hear this version of the Holy Grail, thanks.

Mr Gold, may I have the links as well, please?

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Thank you Mr Gold. You are more reliable than the Spanish Inqusition.

So far I know it was Stephen Fry, Lee Mack, Bill Bailey, Noel Fielding, Matt Lucas in the first run of five, plus David Walliams in one this week.

(

I saw pictures with Simon Pegg, Warwick Davis on Stage...

It May Be An Older Peformance But I Saw A Pic of Tim Curry On Stage With The Pythons :awsm:

I saw pictures with Simon Pegg, Warwick Davis on Stage...

So maybe they were in shows 6 and 7. Last night (9) was Eddie Izzard. One show left.


Tim Curry was maybe a promo shot for when he was in Spamalot?

links for Monty Python's Total Rubbish Please? Thanks

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Just Watched The Show On GOLD Tonights Guest Mike Myers (Austin Powers)

Links for Total Rubbish please and thanks!

Links for Total Rubbish please and thanks!

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Just Watched The Show On GOLD Tonights Guest Mike Myers (Austin Powers)

It was a great live show, even though I only saw it in theatres (and there were technical difficulties in the first half). I really wish I could have seen them live. I've grown up on Monty Python and I've kept up with them my whole life (TV, films, albums, biographies, computer games, DVD special features and commentaries), so it's just sunk in that they've really retired Monty Python for good. The final performance was completely worth it (The Stephen Hawking cameo was also wonderful) and I can't think of a better, more amicable way they could have gone out. I hope if they release a CD of the live performance, they include the orchestral medleys of all the Python songs. And finally, I recognize all those new tunes on Monty Python Sings (Again)!

Yes The Old Nudge Nudge Rap & Silly Walk Song LOL (As John Cleese Can No Longer Perform The Silly Walk)

Yes The Old Nudge Nudge Rap & Silly Walk Song LOL (As John Cleese Can No Longer Perform The Silly Walk)

That's the other thing I wanted to mention. Despite their advanced age, they were still top-notch! None of them have gone senile or anything. It's so delightful to see these old men in drag with their sense of humor intact. :)

Yes It Was An Impressive Performance I Can't Wait For The DVD :awsm:

Hi Mr. Gold, Link for Total Rubbish appreciated...Many thanks in advance

I also loved all the nods and references to their real counterparts... It was especially amusing when they flubbed their lines and broke character. It makes me wonder...were the flubs part of all the live performances, or were they really authentic? It's hard to know for sure in this cynical day and age...

I also loved all the nods and references to their real counterparts... It was especially amusing when they flubbed their lines and broke character. It makes me wonder...were the flubs part of all the live performances, or were they really authentic? It's hard to know for sure in this cynical day and age...

I Think The Chocolate Frog Was Real But The Parrot With DR Chapman Was Part of It


Hi Mr. Gold, Link for Total Rubbish appreciated...Many thanks in advance
(Link Sent Mr Merrick)

Thanks again for all the links, Mr. Gold. I'm enjoying Monty Python Sings (Again) as we speak...

P.S. Anyone else feel depressed right now?

Not Really I Am Happy That They Can Now Relax After Bring Decades Of Fun To Millions But I Can Always Watch The DVDs Or Play The CDs I Just Bought The Script Book & Autobiography So I Can Now Read While Listening to it LOL

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And Another Thing You Can Remember All You Fav Moments Here By Talking In The Thread :) I Love A Laugh



And.....


The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.

[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...

I Think The Chocolate Frog Was Real But The Parrot With DR Chapman Was Part of It


(Link Sent Mr Merrick)

What was that thing about the Daily Mail (or Mirror?) during the parrot/cheese sketch?
Did they actually give them a bad review?
Does anybody have a link to that?

What was that thing about the Daily Mail (or Mirror?) during the parrot/cheese sketch?
Did they actually give them a bad review?
Does anybody have a link to that?

Monty Python get mixed reaction from fans at O2 reunion show | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2677596/Monty-Pythons-DYING-circus-Mixed-reaction-fans-famous-fives-4-5m-O2-reunion-critics-kinder-apart-Quentin.html)

Link Sent

Many many thanks!

Could I be bold enough to ask for the link to the Python Autobiography? Many thanks!

Link Sent

I also loved all the nods and references to their real counterparts... It was especially amusing when they flubbed their lines and broke character. It makes me wonder...were the flubs part of all the live performances, or were they really authentic? It's hard to know for sure in this cynical day and age...

I saw the show live more than once and the flubs were NOT a scripted part of the show because there were different mistakes each night! Eric DID do the loose moustache bit during Nudge Nudge more than once.


What was that thing about the Daily Mail (or Mirror?) during the parrot/cheese sketch?
Did they actually give them a bad review?
Does anybody have a link to that?

Each night in the Parrot Sketch John Cleese would improvise a comment to the audience while Palin was off looking for a replacement. Sometimes it was only brief but sometimes the two of them would go with it for several minutes. Cleese took advantage of the final opportunity to stick the boot in to the Daily Mail. The reference to "Dr Chapman" was also only in the last show.

Links please?
Thank You!

Link Sent

Link received!
Thanks again! :)

I saw the show live more than once and the flubs were NOT a scripted part of the show because there were different mistakes each night! Eric DID do the loose moustache bit during Nudge Nudge more than once.

Each night in the Parrot Sketch John Cleese would improvise a comment to the audience while Palin was off looking for a replacement. Sometimes it was only brief but sometimes the two of them would go with it for several minutes. Cleese took advantage of the final opportunity to stick the boot in to the Daily Mail. The reference to "Dr Chapman" was also only in the last show.

Thanks for the clarification. Makes it that much more special. :)

Monty Python get mixed reaction from fans at O2 reunion show | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2677596/Monty-Pythons-DYING-circus-Mixed-reaction-fans-famous-fives-4-5m-O2-reunion-critics-kinder-apart-Quentin.html)

Ah...Thanks!

can I ask for the link of De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python's Flying Circus?

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thank you very much :)

And Now For Something Completly Different....
Mr And Mrs Git Sketch


(A cocktail party in Dulwich. Quiet party-type music. Constant chatter.)

Host (Graham Chapman): Ah, John. Allow me to introduce my next-door neighbour. John Stokes, this is A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Git. Ah!

Mr Git (Terry Jones): Hello, I noticed a slight look of anxiety cross your face for a moment just then, but you needn't worry - I'm used to it. That's the trouble of having a surname like Git.

John (Michael Palin): Oh ... yes, yes.

Mr Git: We did think once of having it changed by deed-poll, you know - to Watson or something like that. But A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Watson's just as bad eh?

John: Yes, yes, I suppose so, yes.

(Mrs Git approaches.)

Mr Git: Oh, that's my wife. Darling! Come and meet Mr... what was it?

John: Stokes. John Stokes.

Mr Git: Oh yes. John Stokes, this is my wife, Dreary Fat Boring Old.

John: Oh, er, how do you do.

Mrs Git (John Cleese): How do you do.

(Mrs Stokes appears.)

Mrs Stokes (Carol Cleveland): Darling, there you are!

John: Yes, yes, here I am, yes.

Mr Git: Oh, is this your wife?

John: Yes, yes, yes, this is the wife. Yes. Um darling, these, these are the Gits.

Mrs Stokes: (slightly shocked) What?

John: The Gits.

Mr Git: Oh, heaven's sakes we are being formal. Does it have to be surnames?

John: Oh, no, no. Not at all. No. Um, no, this... this... this is my wife Norah, er, Norah Jane, Norah Jane Stokes. This is A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Git. And this is his wife Dreary Fat Boring Old Git.

Mr Git: I was just telling your husband what an awful bore it is having a surname like Git.

Mrs Stokes: (understanding at last) Oh. Oh well, it's not that bad.

Mr Git: Oh, you've no idea how the kids get taunted. Why, only last week Dirty Lying Little Two-Faced came running home from school, sobbing his eyes out, and our youngest, Ghastly Spotty Horrible Vicious Little is just at the age when taunts like 'she's a git' really hurt. Yes.

(Mrs Git gobs colourfully into her handbag.)

John: Do... do you live round here?

Mr Git: Yes, we live up the road, number 49 - you can't miss it. We've just had the outside painted with warm pus.

John: (with increasing embarrassment) Oh.

Mr Git: Yes. It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

Mrs Stokes: I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect.

Mr Git: Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

Mrs Stokes: Well...

Mr Git: It's Ghastly Spotty Cross-Eyed's birthday and she's having a disembowelling party for a few friends. The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage.

Voice Over: (and caption) 'And Now a Nice Version of That Same Sketch' (Cut to exactly the same set-up as before.)

Host: John! Allow me to introduce our next-door neighhour. John, this is Mr Watson.

Watson: Hello. I noticed a slight look of anxiety cross your face just then but you needn't worry.

(Cut to nun.)

Nun: I preferred the dirty version.

(She is knocked out by the boxer. Cut to Women's Institute applause film.)

Monty Python Sings (Again)[Deluxe Edition][2 Disc][MP3 256Kbs] link

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Please, could I have the links of the "Life of Brian" The Meaning of Life" & the Deluxe Edition of "Monty Python's Sings" Thanks in advance pal!

Please, could I have the links of the "Life of Brian" The Meaning of Life" & the Deluxe Edition of "Monty Python's Sings" Thanks in advance pal!

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thought people may like to take a peek at this.

https://www.supraphonline.cz/umelec/186463-monty-python

thought people may like to take a peek at this.

https://www.supraphonline.cz/umelec/186463-monty-python

Its Not Free You Have To Pay.

I know.
Just thought that people online may want to take a look.

Fair Enough

Does anyone have Monty Python Sings (Again) in flac if not mp3 would be appriciated please

My son came home from college the other day and said "I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail" I am so proud, we finally have something to talk about :)

Monty Python Rocks Your Son Has Aquired Good Taste :awsm:

can i get the links for Total Rubbish and Monty Python Sings (Again)(Deluxe Edition)?
thanks!

can i get the links for Total Rubbish and Monty Python Sings (Again)(Deluxe Edition)?
thanks!
Ditto please

Mr. Gold, what script book did you buy? Is it still "All the Words," in two volumes? I bought that back in the day, and I don't know if my copy had a serious printing error or what, but both books had pages missing or pages duplicated in place of other pages. It was disappointing.

Maybe there's a better volume that's replaced those two since then.

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This is my flying circus 1

Funny story - I went to the 5th show at the 02. On my left side, i had a couple who watched the first run of the first ep in 1969 and said it was one of the first things they watched on their "new telly" in their new house they just moved into the month they got married. They knew every word to every sketch but laughed all the way through. It was very, very sweet.
On my right side, i had a bratty teenager who was dragged along by her mum who scoffed the whole way through the show, said "i don't geddit" maybe twenty times and couldn't understand why people were laughing.
After the fish-slapping dance was shown on the screens, the wife on the left leans in to me and whispers "if i had one of those halibuts i'd fair stick it right up that incorrigible bitch's assflaps", referring to the teenager who exclaimed "THAT isn't even funny".......

I would like links to all! Thanks!

Anyone know if Mark Hamill of Star Wars went to the Monty Python Live show? One night I was there and thought "wow, that guy looks like Mark Hamill with a bushy beard". Then this week I saw a current photo of Mark Hamill and he DOES have a bushy beard now. He is in London this summer too filming the new Star Wars of course.

Has he maybe mentioned going on Facebook or Twitter? I don't follow any of those sites.

In the 02 shows, was the dig at Michael Palin's travel shows being boring (Mainly by Cleese) done at all shows or was it an ad-lib at the one i saw?

Oh wow, link request.

Wow perfect thread, since I ordered the total rubbish box on vinyl I have no chance to hear the tracks in the train.
Plz send me a link to this album. :)

In the 02 shows, was the dig at Michael Palin's travel shows being boring (Mainly by Cleese) done at all shows or was it an ad-lib at the one i saw?

There was the scripted part in the penguin on TV sketch but IIRC Cleese did maybe comment on the travel shows during the parrot sketch one night (maybe Sat 19th)? Also Lee Mack referred to them when he was the Blackmail guest.

I would like links to all! Thanks!

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Oh wow, link request.

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Wow perfect thread, since I ordered the total rubbish box on vinyl I have no chance to hear the tracks in the train.
Plz send me a link to this album. :)

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awsome thanks

can i get the links please?
thnak you!

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Sketch of the Day

The Tale Of The Piranha Brothers

Voice Over: And now a choice of viewing on BBC Television. Just started on BBC2, the semi final of Episode 3 of 'Kierkegaard's Journals', staring Richard Chamberlain, Peggy Mount and Billy Bremner, and on BBC1, 'Ethel the Frog'

(Introduction sort of music with Caption 'ETHEL THE FROG' Cut to Presenter sitting behind desk)

Presenter: Good evening. On 'Ethel the Frog' tonight we look at violence The violence of British Gangland. Last Tuesday a reign of terror was ended when the notorious Piranha brothers, Doug and Dinsdale, after one of the most extraordinary trials in British legal history, were sentenced to 400 years imprisonment for crimes of violence. We examined the rise to power of the Piranhas, the methods they used to subjugate rival gangs and their subsequent tracking down and capture by the brilliant Superintendent Harry 'Snapper' Organs of Q Division. Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born, on probation, in this small house in Kipling Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic. In 1928 he had married Kitty Malone, an up-and-coming East End boxer. Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later; and again a week after that. Someone who remembers them well was their next door neighbour, Mrs April Simnel.

Mrs Simmel: Oh yes Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot.

Interviewer: Was it a terribly violent area

Mrs Simmel: Oh no......yes. Cheerful and violent. I remember Doug was very keen on boxing, but when he learned to walk he took up putting the boot in the groin. He was very interested in that. His mother had a terrible job getting him to come in for tea. Putting his little boot in he'd be, bless him. All the kids were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism.

Presenter: At the age of fifteen Doug and Dinsdale started attending the Ernest Pythagoras Primary School in Clerkenwell. When the Piranhas left school they were called up but were found by an Army Board to be too unstable even for National Service. Denied the opportunity to use their talents in the service of their country, they began to operate what they called 'The Operation'... They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. Four months later they started another operation which the called 'The Other Operation'. In this racket they selected another victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them. One month later they hit upon 'The Other Other Operation'. In this the victim was threatened that if he didn't pay them, they would beat him up. This for the Piranha brothers was the turning point.

(Cut to Superintendent Organs - Subtitle: Harry 'Snapper' Organs)

Organs: Doug and Dinsdale Piranha now formed a gang, which the called 'The Gang' and used terror to take over night clubs, billiard halls, gaming casinos and race tracks. When they tried to take over the MCC they were for the only time in their lives, slit up a treat. As their empire spread however, we in Q Division were keeping tabs on their every move by reading the colour supplements.

Presenter: One small-time operator who fell foul of Dinsdale Piranha was Vince Snetterton-Lewis.

Vince: Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's place and Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not Clement and then... he loses his temper and nails me head to the floor.

Interviewer: He nailed your head to the floor?

Vince: At first yeah

Presenter: Another man who had his head nailed to the floor was Stig O' Tracy.

Interviewer: I've been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor.

Stig: No. Never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to buy his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me.

Interviewer: But the police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to the floor.

Stig: (pause) Oh yeah, he did that.

Interviewer: Why?

Stig: Well he had to, didn't he? I mean there was nothing else he could do, be fair. I had transgressed the unwritten law.

Interviewer: What had you done?

Stig: Er... well he didn't tell me that, but he gave me his word that it was the case, and that's good enough for me with old Dinsy. I mean, he didn't *want* to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to let me off. He'd do anything for you, Dinsdale would.

Interviewer: And you don't bear him a grudge?

Stig: A grudge! Old Dinsy. He was a real darling.

Interviewer: I understand he also nailed your wife's head to a coffee table. Isn't that true Mrs O' Tracy?

Mrs O' Tracy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Stig: Well he did do that, yeah. He was a hard man. Vicious but fair

(Cut back to vince)

Interviewer: Vince, after he nailed your head to the floor, did you ever see him again

Vince: Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor

Interviewer: Every Sunday?

Vince: Yeah but he was very reasonable. Once, one Sunday, when my parents were coming round for tea I asked him if he'd mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.

Presenter:Clearly Dinsdale inspired tremendous fear among his business associates. But what was he really like?

Gloria:I walked out with Dinsdale on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders,

Interviewer (off screen): How had he met them?

Gloria:Through his work for charities. He took a warm interest in Boys' Clubs, Sailors' Homes, Choristers' Associations and the Grenadier Guards.

Interviewer:Was there anything unusual about him?

Gloria: I should say not. Except, that Dinsdale was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as 'Spiny Norman'.

Interviewer: How big was Norman supposed to be?

Gloria: Normally Spiny Norman was wont to be about twelve feet from snout to tail, but when Dinsdale was depressed Norman could be anything up to eight hundred yards long. When Norman was about Dinsdale would go very quiet and start wobbling and his nose would swell up and his teeth would move about and he'd get very violent and claim that he'd laid Stanley Baldwin.

Interviewer: Did it worry you that he, for example, stitched people's legs together?

Gloria: Well it's better than bottling it up isn't it. He was a gentleman, Dinsdale, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

Presenter: But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet:

Ciminologist: It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... I'm sorry. After all we should remember that a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bugger.

Presenter: Most of the strange tales concern Dinsdale, but what about Doug? One man who met him was Luigi Vercotti.

Vercotti: I had been running a successful escort agency -- high class, no really, high class girls -- we didn't have any of *that* -- that was right out. And I decided (phone rings) Excuse me (he answers phone) Hello......no, not now......shtoom...shtoom....right......yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....yes, right-oh, bye-bye.....mother (he hangs up phone) Anyway I decided to open a high class night club for the gentry at Biggleswade with International cuisine and cooking and top line acts, and not a cheap clip joint for picking up tarts -- that was right out, I deny that completely --, and one evening in walks Dinsdale with a couple of big lads, one of whom was carrying a tactical nuclear missile. They said I had bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it.

2nd Interviewer: How much did they want?

Vercotti: They wanted three quarters of a million pounds.

2nd Interviewer: Why didn't you call the police?

Vercotti: Well I had noticed that the lad with the thermonuclear device was the chief constable for the area. So a week later they called again and told me the cheque had bounced and said... I had to see... Doug.

2nd Interviewer: Doug?

Vercotti: Doug (takes a drink) Well, I was terrified. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug.

2nd Interviewer: What did he do?

Vercotti: He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious.

Presenter: By a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Piranha brothers by February 1966 controlled London and the Southeast of England. It was in February, though, that Dinsdale made a big mistake.

Gloria: Latterly Dinsdale had become increasingly worried about Spiny Norman. He had come to the conclusion that Norman slept in an aeroplane hangar at Luton Airport.

Presenter: And so on Feb 22nd 1966, Dinsdale blew up Luton. (shot of a H-Bomb exploding) Even the police began to sit up and take notice.

(Cut back to 'Harry Snapper' Organs)

Organs: The Piranhas realized they had gone too far and that the hunt was on. They went into hiding. I decided on a subtle approach, viz some form of disguise, as the old helmet and boots are a bit of a giveaway. Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. I tracked them to Cardiff, posing as the Reverend Smiler Egret. Hearing they'd gone back to London, I assumed the identity of a pork butcher, Brian Stoats. On my arrival in London, I discovered they had returned to Cardiff, I followed as Gloucester from 'King Lear'. Acting on a hunch I spent several months in Buenos Aires as Blind Pew, returning through the Panama Canal as Ratty, in 'Toad of Toad Hall'. Back in Cardiff, I relived my triumph as Sancho Panza in 'Man of la Mancha' which the 'Bristol Evening Post' described as 'a glittering performance of rare perception', although the 'Bath Chronicle' was less than enthusiastic. In fact it gave me a right panning. I quote...

Voice Over: As for the performance of Superintendent Harry 'Snapper' Organs as Sancho Panza, the audience were bemused by his high-pitched Welsh accent and intimidated by his abusive ad-libs.

Organs (off screen):The 'Western Daily News' said......

Voice over (John Cleese): 'Sancho Panza (Mr Organs) spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of 'What's all this then?'

***************** TV Series version continues as follows *******************

(Cut to back stage dressing room where Harry 'Snapper' Organs and a Policeman are doing their makeup in front of mirrors)

Policeman: Never mind Snapper love you can't win 'em all

Organs: True constable. Could I have my eye-liner please?

2nd Policeman: Telegram for you love

Organs: Good-oh Bet it's from Binkie

2nd Policeman: Those flowers are for Sergant Lauderdale - from the gentleman waiting outside

Organs: Oh good

(There is a knock at the door. A man pokes his head in)

Man: Thirty seconds superintendent

Organs: Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight constable?

Policeman: Oh it's fine

Organs: Right here we go then Hawkins

Policeman : Oh, merde superintendent

Organs: Good luck then

(Cut to exterior of Police Station. 'Snapper' and Policeman walk down stairs and then along pavement. Mr Teabag - Minister of Silly Walks - walks by. Cut to a Newspaper seller) Newspaper Seller: Read all about it Piranha brothers escape (Cut to suburban street, with people clearing the streets very fast. Cut to a picture of an empty street. A very large hedgehog peers over the houses looking for Dinsdale) Hedgehog: Dinsdale? Dinsdale? Dinsdale?

fantastic! thank you!

Links would be much appreciated. Many Thanks :)

Link Sent

Many thanks :D laughing so hard right now :D

"Hello. Good evening and welcome to the middle of the thread!"

just in case my request was lost.. can i please get the links for "Total Rubbish" and "Monty Python Sings Again [Deluxe]"??
thanks in advanced!!

Does anyone have a link to their "Contractually obligated" album?

Would love to have the links for "De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python's Flying Circus" and "Total Rubbish"

Best! :)

Links Sent

Awesome collection. Could I please have the links for all of them? Thank you very much!

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Just one more.

Sorry to pile on - I would love the links to these.

Sorry to pile on - I would love the links to these.

Links Sent

Thanks again, and so quick!

links received. it's perfect! thanks!

Hello, will love to have the links. Merci Beaucoup !

Links Sent

Merci !

Thank's again, it's really really great. Did someone will have the "Total Rubbish" booklet pdf ? Merci !

Its A Heavy Hardback Book. I Won't Scan It As To Damage It

Thank you, if someone have it from itunes, i'm interested.

Would love the link to this one:

De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python's Flying Circus [2009][MP3 192Kbs]


Thanks!

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Sorry for to be off-topic but can somebody explain how to remove a post? I just sent one through in error.
Thank you

I'd love to hear the Holy Grail piece if u still have it, thanks for sharing.

Thank you for your effort! Would love to have a link :)

I'd love the links if they're still available. Thanks!

Links Sent

Thanks.

I'd like to have the links for Total Rubbish.

Thanks!

Fairly new in these parts (though a lot of my parts are getting on a bit) - but would love the links if possible - pretty please.

Thank you very much! Keep up the good work.

Links Sent

Great upload!!!!! May I also have the links, please?

Link Sent

Thank you very much.

Superb thankyou v. much.

Thanks for the links!

Just discovered this amazing thread. Mr Gold, could I please have links for Total Rubbish and MP Sings Deluxe? Thank you!!!

Links Sent

THis is really a great share. Thank you in advance. I would love links.

Link Sent

Could I get the links? Thanks!

Could I get the links? :)

May I also request a copy of the links please?

Links Sent

Links received, many thanks.

Whoo hoo! Thanks! :)

We, the people of the Judean People's Front, not to be confused with the People's Front of Judea request the link.....and a shrubbery......or we shall say.....Ni!

Can you send me the link for the Spamalot album please? :)

A link would be wonderful if possible please...

I would like to register a request! I need a link called Eric! Thanks in advance!

Could I get the link please?

link for the total rubbish would be very much appreciated, thanks :)

Does anybody happen to own the double-cd from the new "Monty Python Live (Mostly) - One Down Five To Go Deluxe Edition"?
Monty Python / Monty Python Live Mostly - One Down Five To Go Deluxe Edition DVD+Blu-ray+2CD DVD 2014 NTSC: Amazon.co.uk: Monty Python: DVD & Blu-ray (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00MFQU0AW/)

Is it just the Audio from the whole show? Or something else??

I bought the BluRay to early and just noticed, that this came out as well....

I Have Ripped the Audio From the DVD I Can Upload If Wanted??

Monty Python Live! (Mostly) One Down Five to Go [DVD Rip][2CD Mp3 320Kbs]

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Hi Mr. Gold, please can I have the links for

De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python's Flying Circus

Monty Python's Autobography

Total Rubbish

Tiny Black Round Thing

Monty Python: More Flying Circus

Monty Python Live! (Mostly) One Down Five to Go

Thanks

Hi Mr. Gold, please can I have the links for

De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python's Flying Circus

Monty Python's Autobography

Total Rubbish

Tiny Black Round Thing

Monty Python: More Flying Circus

Monty Python Live! (Mostly) One Down Five to Go

Thanks

Links sent

Hello, would love the Dewolf/Python music links if at all possible. thanks.

Hello, could I get the Total Rubbish link.
Thanks in advance.

Links sent

Thankyou Mr. Gold, downloading now :)

Thanks a bunch!

Hello, would love the Dewolf/Python music links if at all possible. thanks.
Hello, could I get the Total Rubbish link.
Thanks in advance.

Links sent

Link received, downloads in progress, many thanks!

Is this the right room for an argument?



thanks for the link.

Thankyou Mr. Gold, downloading now :)

Yeah!! THANKS!! :)

anyone have the Total Rubbish link?

thanks :)

what is The Reta

May I have the links to all of them? Have a couple on LP. Yeah, LPs. Thanks!!

Links sent

Thanks, Mr Gold!!

Could you please send me the links? Thanks!

WOuld love to get the links to Total Rubbish and One Down, Four to Go. Thanks in advance and merry Christmas!

WOuld love to get the links to Total Rubbish and One Down, Four to Go. Thanks in advance and merry Christmas!
Link sent. Sorry for delay :(

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Could you please send me the links? Thanks!

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Hi, may I please have the links for:

Monty Python Live! (Mostly) One Down Five to Go [DVD Rip][2CD Mp3 320Kbs]
and
De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python's Flying Circus [2009][MP3 192Kbs]

Thanks in advance!

Help! :P

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How many posts do I need?

love Monte Python - will have to check this place out- Hello to all you chaps :)

Hey Max!

Hi Mr Gold. when I was a teenager my friends and I would listen to Monte Python records at a friends house. We would sometimes get to watch the flying circus on TV when we could pick up the signal. Brings back a lot of good memories just thinking about it. I have all the movies on DVD. :)

Hi Mr Gold, Could you send me the links to this wonderful collection, please? Thank you very much, Mr Gold, for sharing these with us python fans!

Could I possibly get the links to these wonderful albums?

All Links Sent Enjoy

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Hi Mr Gold. when I was a teenager my friends and I would listen to Monte Python records at a friends house. We would sometimes get to watch the flying circus on TV when we could pick up the signal. Brings back a lot of good memories just thinking about it. I have all the movies on DVD. :)

Sounds Nice :)

I Have The Movies, Complete Series And Live DVDs Aswell As These Albums And Books (Autobiography, Scripts) So Big Python Fan lol

Link received! Thank you so much, Mr. Gold!

Dear Mr. Gold,

Wow! That's amazing. Thank you so very much!!!

Mr Gold, I am very much enjoying the Monte Python files you shared, thank you so much. I needed a good laugh or two.

No Worries My Friend ;)

Could I pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaase have the wonderous Python collection I see here?

If I'm not too late I'd like links for Eric Idle Sings Monty Python, De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python's Flying Circus and Monty Python Sings (Again)[Deluxe Edition] please :)

anyone have the Total Rubbish link...please :) :)

Links sent.

Links sent.


many thanks :) :)

Links sent.

Sorry, but I haven't received a pm with links. Are you sure you sent those?
Regards

Recieved. Thanks a lot :)

Can i Pleasse have the links to this wonderful monty python collection?:zillafire:

May I have the link to ''De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python's Flying Circus'' please?

EDIT:

Scratch what I said for the request, I've just found the Monty Python Flying Circus music as a torrent..

Please send me the links .
Thank you very much in Advance !

Could You send me the links too please?

Much appreciated

I'd be grateful for the links. Thank-you in advance!

Hello Mr. Gold !!!

I have a question: are you going to add to the threat the new Monty Python single of "the Galaxy Song"...STARRING PROFESSOR STEPHEN HAWKING!!!!!! ?!?!?!?
I would be awesome to hav that one on our collection. Thanks for your answer in advance ;)

Cheers from the Metropolitan!!!

Does anyone have "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" score by Dewolfe?

I am sorry people but i have had my monty python folder deleted by MEGA. So i am unable to pm the links.

Okay People Everything Is Re-Upped (Finally) So Please Post In The Thread Your Requests. NO Pms Thanks.

Page 1 Updated.

a link please for the live show (mostly) and tiny black thing, thank you

Seeing As I Don't Really Spend Much Time In The Downloads Section Anymore And Will Forget to Check This Thread, I Have Posted All The Links On Page 1 With Updated Track Inf.

Enjoy!

MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS
WAS CONCEIVED, WRITTEN AND SPAM PERFORMED BY
SPAM TERRY JONES
MICHAEL SPAM PALIN
JOHN SPAM JOHN SPAM
JOHN SPAM CLEESE
GRAHAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM CHAPMAN
ERIC SPAM EGG AND
CHIPS IDLE
TERRY SPAM SAUSAGE SPAM
EGG SPAM GILLIAM
ALSO APPEARING ON TOAST
THE FRED TOMLINSON SPAM EGG
CHIPS AND SINGERS
RESEARCH PATRICIA HOULIHAN AND SAUSAGE
MAKEUP PENNY PENNY PENNY AND SPAM NORTON
COSTUMES EGG BAKED BEANS SAUSAGE AND TOMATO, OH, AND
HAZEL PETHIG TOO
ANIMATIONS BY TERRY (EGG ON FACE) GILLIAM
FILM CAMERAMAN JAMES (SPAM SAUSAGE EGG AND TOMATO)
BALFOUR (NOT SUNDAYS)
FILM EDITOR RAY (FRIED SLICE AND GOLDEN THREE DELICIOUS)
MILLICHOPE (SPAM EXTRA)
SOUND CHIPS SAUSAGE LIVERWURST, PHEASANT, SPAM, NEWSAGENTS, CHIPS, AND PETER ROSE
LIGHTING OTIS (SPAM'S OFF DEAR) EDDY
DESIGNER ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT BERK AND TOMATO
PRODUCED BY IAN (MIXED GRILL) MACNAUGHTON 7/&D
BBC SPAM TV
SERVICE NOT INCLUDED

E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!'

Quite agree, quite agree, too silly, far too silly...

Quite agree, quite agree, too silly, far too silly...

Now I Like A Laugh Just As Much As Everyone, Except Maybe My Wife, And Captain Sander, And Some of Thier Friends, Come to Think of It Everyone Likes A Good Laugh More Than Me.

May I please obtain the links to Monty Python Total Rubbish? Please, its only WAIFFER THIN!?

May I please obtain the links to Monty Python Total Rubbish? Please, its only WAIFFER THIN!?

All Links Now On Post 1

Bugger, My mistake! Sorry. Its just I'm mainly in comedy...I'd like to be in programme planning actually, but unfortunately I've got a degree.

Listening to flying circus cd lol.
Whats Brown and sounds like a bell?

Retired

Sorry, I know I am very late. May I request for a link to those Monty Python albums?

Sorry Took So Long But I Have Manged to Re-Up These, So Splash Out Before They Go Again. :P

This is good because you know "Every Sperm is Sacred"

This is good because you know "Every Sperm is Sacred"

:awsm:

Thanks for these MR. GOLD saw Spamalot at the Hollywood bowl and forgot to buy a cd afterwards cause the bus was leaving.

Dewolfe's Holy Grail library music hasn't been release, has it?

If it's still available, would you be so kind as to either re-up the links or forward them in a PM?
THANKS in advance for the share!

All Links, Info And Everything Updated. Enjoy!

Thanks

Welcome.

Holy crap! This collection is awesome!
Thank you so, so, so, so much for sharing all this!!

Enjoy!

thank you for these!

Welcome.