After reading acpo's poem, I was inspired to write some myself. See if you can guess who these Shriners are!
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In a land of many children
One stands tall above the rest
He prefers a supple asian girl
with a not-so-supple chest

His dong is not that pretty
For it has a massive lump
And sometimes it gets in the way
When he needs to take a dump

After many failed attempts
Of seeking older females
He used an alternate strategy
And that was 12-year old tail

And so online he went
And met his dream girl one night
When she asked to see his penis
She got quite a fright!

But this boy would never know
A secret that she had
For this young asian girl
Was really an older lad.

Neko-AT?

INCORRECT.

I hate you, rezo. :'(
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Guess whox2

One can only imagine
The tourment he went through
Dating an amazon woman
Must do something to you

Some say he looks like Jesus
And I must say it's true
But he misses his 'kitten'
It often makes him blue

And one day, he was changed
Gave his new life a whirl
He woke up early one day
and decided to be a girl

So he began to seek a mate
To share in his new life
He found one, named Greta
Who was an Ender look-a-like

And now we're all confused
As to which one is which
He couldn't be the butch
'Cause he surely is the bitch

teh Ender/Sarah

(And the first was RM and SK, right?)

:-(

#1 = Khyros
#2 = Tyr/Steven
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Far away, across the pond
There lived a little tot
He liked to play video games
And his name was Alex Philpott

He had his goals and dreams
To get a video-gaming career
So he attended "collage"
And dropped out after that year

He wept for his broken life
As he sipped some tea
Final Fantasy just wasn't the same
And he vowed that neither would he

He got completely battered
From alcohol from the store
And decided to call up some girl
To call her a "forien hoar"

He then turned to drugs
And his life went down the drain
The final shot of heroine
Took away the last of his pain

And so Alex passed on that day
Many cried and grieved
His family was terribly upset
But FFS was quite relieved!

#2 = Tyr/Steven

This one was really obvious.

Looking like Jesus and all.

Cassie~ these are fantastic!

I can't for the life of me guess though, just comes to show how well I know everyone. :x

The last one couldn't be Alpott87!!!1

:( You hate me so?

Originally posted by Alpott87
:( You hate me so?

The sad part is I remembered that your name had an 87 at the end without looking anything up. :'(

Yes, Tosspot, we do.

Man these are great..