mrmonkeyman
05-11-2004, 10:36 PM
Well.
Today was the Media Briefing - the last of the big three's briefings, and, well, the other two haven't been two amazing. Sony's was PSP-centric, and in general felt a bit underwhelming, and Microsoft's spent 50% of the time saying how lame Sony were, and how laughable their online stuff is, and so on and so forth. Nintendo's setup was pretty impressive, and I got a bit manhandled in the way in.

You see, I don't so much look like a terrorist, but I look a lot like a british kid who isn't really sure where he's going, who isn't 100% sure he's meant to be there, and one who probably doesn't have any proof that he's meant to be there. I did have proof, but that didn't stop them from nearly denying me based upon some clause about needing other people from my work there, that wasn't mentioned upon registration.

Oh well, regardless, I got in.

We were greeted by a lovely man called Reggie, who apparently worked for Nintendo in some way, shape, or form.

He gave a speech about how Sony were evil, and wanted us to all use their "memory sticks" to interface with only THEIR HARDWARE. He made it sound like they were planning to take over our lives and our genitals, and that he had been sent back in time to stop this from happening. At this point I sung the imperial march theme and made about 9 people around me laugh.

Either way, there he was. He walked on, looked at us all funny, and then said "We at Nintendo like a kick ass, and make games," or something to that effect.

And then he showed us some videos.

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Samus returns, looking even more cool and shiny than she did before. She shoots a few aliens, who look far cooler, graphically and stylistically, than the first game's, and enters a portal. We see various shots of her fighting off aliens, and rolling around as she does. Then she runs into something, and it shocks her. From out of this...thing appears a black, evil looking Samus. An...echo, as it were. We see them fight, and it looks cool, with various different bubble effects as gun shots go off. Samus also is seen bouncing around in ball form, which is interesting. The most impressive and interesting element, however, for me, is the introduction of multiplayer - up to four players appear to be able to rock their way around the metroid universe in competetive games - no word yet on cooperative, which could be interesting enough.

This game received many whoops and claps from the appreciative american crowd. Personally, I just laughed at them. It wasn't long before I was joining in. More to come on that.

Starfox
This was great to see, after the lukewarm Starfox Adventures. We see a very cheesy space-schlok opening, with an arwing entering a portal. We then see lots of mixing footage between ground, space, and airborne combat; this time it's pure arcade action, on foot, in tanks, and arwings, and I wouldn't be surprised if there was some underwater action too. To me it looked great fun, and beautiful in places, but again, I call into question the substance of the game; Lylat Wars was quite short and limited, so this could put right wrongs in the past, then again, it could not, who knows. Shown was also the four player mode - the game is due out in the US sometime in November this year.

There was some interested clapping, but not as much as Metroid.

Resident Evil 4
This was less interesting. As usual, the graphics were great, the twist being that A) it was on the gamecube and didn't look like ass, and B) that the zombies were intelligent. Included was a chainsaw and a gatling gun. Oooh. How interesting. Yeah, i wasn't too impressed. Sniper rifle too. Oh, and a Yeti.

The crowd followed suit. They wanted to see Metroid again I think.

Here is when my notes suddenly become more dense than the average forest.

I wont bore you with all of these facts. Some guy called George Harrison walked out, showed - and I quote from my notes - "bullshit graphics, apparently they are win. Industry growth by Nintendo." Funny thing was, they gave all these stats, which actually showed they were second best instead of the best. I guess they were just happy to beat Microsoft. There was then all of this info nobody in the room cared about.

Then, Reggie was back. Rapture!

He talked about the introduction of Gameboy Advance Video, and the way in which they were already planning Pokemon and Spongebob GBAV's, and how impressive it all was. Again, they really didn't show anything, and thus it was rather underwhelming, but on paper it sounds interesting.

The classic line was announced, similar to the japanese re-release of SM1, Donkey Kong, etc, and a special NES-gameboy, which to me looks rather ugly, but each to his own.

A load of GBA games were shown in quick succession - A brand new Zelda game, Mario Party Advance, Donkey Kong Country 2, Mario Pinball (which looked surprisingly good!), and Mario and Donkey Kong.

The Gba, apparently, outsells the PS2. But there are obvious reasons for that.

Then came the rolling demos of the GC's new class.

Pikmin 2, Paper Mario 2, Zelda: Four Swords (again, a dark horse success I predict, it looks really good), Geist (which looks nothing short of amazing), and Advance Wars on the GC, which gained the biggest cheers yet, even from me. Viewtiful Joe 2 also received much whooping, as did Baiten Kaos and Tales of Symphoria, which made me wet myself.

However, the true brilliance of the event was yet to come.

As any press event, this was all propoganda. However, I was beginning to, at this moment, feel the love from Nintendo for actually making games as opposed to making "entertainment experiences" as Sony wishes to. I was liking it at this point, and there was a good, impressive air to what Nintendo were doing.

He then started talking about the Nintendo DS.

A tangent, yes, I know, but I'd just like to make a point to everyone saying it looks dodgy, and all that. So does the SP. The SP is plasticy and is generally not that aesthetically pleasing. The DS looks similar, but I like it more. That, and it's mooted at about $95 pricewise, which is reasonable. Anywho, point is, is that the gameboy has always been about games, and the DS seems so.

He began talking about it, and then from inside his jacket, he pulled one. He gave us the expected talk about it being a gaming revolution. At the moment, I'm not really feeling that, because I'm not a developer and don't have the vision to do crazy things. The two demos they showed were Mario 64/64, and Metroid. The mario one showed one screen involving a map, with a mario head on it, and the other showed mario and wario flying around. It looked really, really slick. Better than the N64, which is saying something.

Now I do realise that Sony has the power behind their console, but I'm wondering about exactly how much fun it'll be to play these games on the go.

There was a lot of interview footage, including this from Yoichi Wada, President and Representative director of Square Enix;


"I believe that Square Enix has a promising chance in the platform, since Nintendo DS allows users to experience whole new game play with both its input system and its output system."

Amongst others, there were Atari, Activision, Namco, THQ, and Vivendi showing their support for the system.

To me, it looked great, and sounds really promising. The version of Metroid they had showing was incredible, with a map on one screen and first person action on the other. It didn't, to be honest, look that different from the GC version, but more on that once I play with both the PSP and DS tommorow.

There was a lot more talk about the innovation and revolution of it; the touch screen technology, the four buttons, the full WiFi capabilities of it (This got a resounding applause and "WOOOHOOOO" from the americans. I turned to my friend and said "Easily impressed," because this is pretty much a standard in everything, including toasters. Still, it means a lot for wireless multiplayer gaming.) and the way that everything you saw was genuine footage and that you could play it tommorow.

Then, the president of Nintendo came on, and talked about their next console in broken english, and about how he didn't want to tell us about the specs, as they weren't really important. The general message was that it was going to be a revolution, and that games were becoming stale because each system just updates the graphics and never really does anything really "different."

There was a lot of talk about the difference of the new systems. What I question is whether difference will equal success, but I'm reasonably confident that Nintendo will get it right, as they seem to have their eyes on getting things out cheaply and effectively.

Now, the best part was yet to come.

Reggie came back on, and told us he was so happy to see us all, and that we'd all play the Ds tommorow, and that he wanted to take us to another world to finish it all off.

That was when everyone broke into spontaeneous amazement, and I screamed "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!" at the top of my voice, but it was absorbed by the rest of the crowd.

The new gamecube Zelda, sporting those very same (but upgraded) graphics that originally demonstrated the gamecube. Fighting with a gigantic lava creature, and riding on a horse, FIGHTING ON A HORSE, fighting in general, lots of rolling plains and stuff. And then, out of the darkness as the screens went off, appeared...Shiguero Mayamato, with a Link Shield and Sword, grinning like a drunken japanese man at a kareoke bar. I had earlier made a joke about him dressing up like mario, and I was kinda shocked. He's become a bit of a joke character at nintendo now, appearing at events like this doing like, stand up comedy. Anywho, he spoke a bit about the game, and how that nintendo are giving us the big name in games. Reggie then finished it all off and thanked us for coming.

My thoughts are very positive. Nintendo impressed me. The speech from the Nintendo President was in a way very sweet, and I admit I am biased. He's either a great actor, or genuinely gives a shit about what he's doing. He made it clear he knew the specs, but didn't care about them, more about innovation and doing something different, and actually progressing the genre, and how he was really looking forward to the revolution it would bring.

I'm enthusiastic about the DS, moreso than the PSP, and whatever joke console Microsoft has to bring to the plate. The portable xbox, which also functions as a portable toilet.

Screenshots as I get them uploaded, but that could take a day or two :)

More once I get back from E3 tommorow!

Loki
05-11-2004, 11:45 PM
Oh God I can't wait to read your review on things that I've already read about.

mrmonkeyman
05-12-2004, 12:01 AM
I'm surprised that such a cunt is still a mod. If you ever post something constructive, I'll be very surprised. If it's not some hilarious post about how superior to everyone you are, it's something about how inadequate everyone's opinion is.

Fuck these forums, eh.

MogKnight
05-12-2004, 12:30 AM
Mr Monkey. ;_;

Sarah
05-12-2004, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by mrmonkeyman
The portable xbox, which also functions as a portable toilet.


haha. :-[

also: I think the DS looks kinda scary. I can't imagine any real advantage for games having two seperate screens. I'm guessing that the support from developers will be pretty minimal compared to regular handhelds.

What they should really do for mobile gaming is the same thing they do with portable DVD players: it needs to be something that's impressive enough to actually be enjoyable, but can also be plugged directly into the TV and played on there.

You'd have to figure something out for the controllers, though. I'm not really sure how they'd sort that out. :-(

MogKnight
05-12-2004, 01:02 AM
The DS looks interesting but I can't really view anything great from the prelim screenshots. The second screen should be put to great use and with a touch screen and all, it doesn't seem bad.

I also like the idea of adding in Bluetooth Technology so I can walk around campus and some guy can go "HEY! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON DUEL" and get embarrassed like shit.

Raidenex
05-12-2004, 01:29 AM
I think you're sort of biased MMM - the Nintendo DS is okay and all, but it was completely out-classed by Sony's showing of the PSP.

They had Gran Turismo 4 running on the thing for crying out loud.

I was slightly disappointed by the DS - when I saw 'Super Mario 64 x 4', I was thinking I was getting some sort of extended version of my favourite 3D platformer... and instead, it's some clunky-to-control 3D run around Peach's Castle.

Oh well... at least we've got the new 2D/3D Super Mario Bros...

...but wait, the PSP is running Metal Gear Solid. Sorry Nintendo.

MogKnight
05-12-2004, 04:24 AM
The PSP Metal Gear looks like a card RPG game. o_O;

BAM
05-12-2004, 08:14 AM
PSP Metal gear is there any screens yet. And i am a big fan of resident evil but number 4 looks a bit crap becouse its like day time and one of the monsters looks like something from lord of the rings but leons in it so it will rock. and a pokemon game for the Ds would be cool but if its like the one for the n64 and you cant walk about it will be crap. and go to www.gamespot.com for all the latest e3 screens of all the new games, the new zelda looks rad its not cartoony

Meph
05-12-2004, 10:06 AM
haha, awesome review MMM.

My interest in gaming has dwindled to almost being non-existant since going to university, so alot of what is happening in that field these days is just flying straight over my head.

But I like Reggie. He sounds like a guy who loves his alcohol.

*mmm is applaud'd*

rezo
05-12-2004, 05:36 PM
I think you're sort of biased MMM - the Nintendo DS is okay and all, but it was completely out-classed by Sony's showing of the PSP.




NO WAY.


Either way, there he was. He walked on, looked at us all funny, and then said "We at Nintendo like a kick ass, and make games," or something to that effect.

I wonder where he came from, but at least I know that Nintendo won't be trying to BS me. They know that I Want the best of the classics, and I want the cutting edge, just like all other teens and 20-somethings.

Raidenex
05-12-2004, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by MogKnight
The PSP Metal Gear looks like a card RPG game. o_O;

I know...that weirded me out a bit. But hey... it's Snake.

mrmonkeyman
05-13-2004, 12:39 AM
Eh, the xbox technically outclasses the other systems, doesn't it? It's all about support, and in the handheld market, Nintendo currently holds all the cards. That, and the PSP's control system looks widdles to me.

And of course I'm biased. I don't like the look of the PSP.

Raidenex
05-13-2004, 12:45 AM
Yeah, but the greatest game of all time is on the Xbox - Knights of the Old Republic. BioWare chose wisely :p.

How can you not be excited about the PSP though? It's got more support than the DS - the GBA's advantage was that it got ALL of the publishers, because there wasn't another option. EA has jumped ship to the PSP already, bringing its top franchises along with it. Gran Turismo 4 has been transferred perfectly, and Metal Gear AC!D looks ace - even if it is a turn based tactical shooter, rather than Tactical Espionage Action.

Chuck in the UMD - audio and video portable? The DS might be able to do it via special cartridges (IE, the Pokemon episodes Nintendo is releasing for the GBA), but it won't have the possibilities the PSP has. For instance, Memory Stick Duo Pro support means that you can quite possibly transfer your own MP3s and AVIs to watch on the fly.

Of course, the downside to this is battery life - 10 hours for games is decent, it's all you need, but 2 hours for video could be a bitch if you're on a car trip and you want to watch Lord of the Rings.

Loki
05-13-2004, 12:52 AM
KOTOR is on PC too... and is much better on PC also. In fact, I can't think of one game offhand on X-box that isn't on PC or another console... which is why there is no need for me to ever purchase an X-box.

mrmonkeyman
05-13-2004, 12:56 AM
Eh.
I want a games console.
I don't want a video-musical-bullshit box.

That's how I've always felt, and that's why I disliked the n-gage so much.

That, and it does just suck.

E3 Day One Post:

And lo', twas the day in which the Electronics Entertainment Expo was due to start. It all kicked off with the media breakfast, which was great fun for several reasons. First and foremost, nobody watching the briefing was really taking it seriously. Except of course the president of the ESA, who like an overenthusiastic headmaster rattled on about the success of the industry, and the wonderful new oppurtunity that gaming was going to give us all to make money and such. Second of all, it was free food. Media briefing + Media BREAKFAST! Okay, it was a crappy croissant, but it was good starbucks coffee, and I made yet more contacts which will I will probably never speak to again. Indeed, it was an interesting morning, and I still have not completely accustomed myself to these crazy timings, awaking at 6:30 in the morning, and falling asleep at 8:30 or earlier. Thus waking up early for the event was not a problem. Not eating in the morning was, however. Remind me never to not eat a proper breakfast again!

And so, friend in tow, we entered the west hall, amongst a crowd of screaming peoples.

Five seconds later, and I was on my own again.

Now was when it all got a bit much for me. You see, this is the first time I've ever seen the americans do a trade show, or anything remotely entertaining beyond Television. In england, when we have a trade show, it's a big room with a few signs, and we all sort of clap a bit and say "Come to our booth, I'm not going to help you, it's more than my job's worth." In america, they have FULL ON LIGHT SHOWS AND GIGANTIC BOUNCING WARIOS AND BEAUTIFUL LADIES WHO ENTICE YOU TO VIEW THEIR GAMES.

Though it's reasonable to assume that 90% of the time, the bigger the company, the least likely you are to find any booth babes. Believe me on this one. Sony? No. Nintendo? No.

Xbox?

You betcha!

Ohhh, in the zone.

From what I saw today, there were some interesting revelations.

Final Fantasy XII
I'd love to say that I went away from playing this with a head full of butterflies, and lots of hyperbole to describe the epic brilliance of it. However, as the worm turns, Square appear to have lost the plot as to what sort of game they are making. From the cinematics I saw, the game looks the part - beautifully motion captured, and in no way as jerky and badly acted as Final Fantasy X was. However...the battle system has completely changed. Instead of the game's old active time battle system of turn based combat that, I, personally, have always liked, we now have something very much similar to a simplified FFXI combat system.

My jaw dropped too.

So, now you run around your enemy, comically waiting and hitting them, then they hit you, like some sort of misguided and laggy Everquest battle. There is no more ritual to the battle, which while some may enjoy, as you now flow into battles as if you are playing Zelda, or, say, FFXI, I personally believe that this is an enourmous dumbing down of the series, and the first sign that Final Fantasy may be going in a very bad direction. The story itself is something I really cannot comment on, as the game was incomplete and wasn't prepared in the same format as the metal gear trailer. But overall, I'm very worried. I have no doubt that I'll buy it, as the story looks good enough from what I've seen, and it is quite fun to play, but it doesn't seem...it doesn't seem FF-ish enough. It's hard to explain.

Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater
I wont speak a long time about this, as it is COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY IT IN A CROWDED EXHIBITION HALL. Unlike the square exhibit, which came with gigantic headphones to immerse you, and big seats to rest on, Snake Eater was stood up, with low sound. Thus, the entire atmosphere of the game was lost, and it merely became a frustrating jungle simulator. From what I played, it's quite hard to get used to the jungle as opposed to facilities. From the huge video that they showed, though, the storyline is just as cool, epic, and brilliantly cinematic as MGS2. I expect great things.

The Phantom
Okay. Now, Infinitum Labs, I heartily apologise for my conduct today. I'm not sure what came over me. It may have been the utter ludicrious pricing of your console. Maybe it was the fact that it was the size of a small country. I mean it, I have stools smaller than that fucker. And I don't mean turds, I mean stools you sit on. The phantom is a gigantic tumour of a console-cum-pc-cum-whale, that gives you various games you can play on the PC for cheaper for the low low price of $30 a month.

I admit, I caused a bit of a stir. I made a few comments.

(On entry to the exhibit)
Me: Good god, it's HUGE!
(An infinitum labs man looks at me disapprovingly. The guys next to me are laughing lots.)
Me: Well I'm not denying it's groundbreaking. I mean, if you drop it, your tiles are fucked.
(We move on. I ask to pick one up, and actually hurt my back slightly doing so. Really, this is heavy as hell. A nice infinitum labs person turns to me.)
IL man: (Cocky) So, any questions my man?
Me: Yes. Do you expect people to be able to carry this thing home? Or do you have a deal with various hauling firms that will tie in with the launch?

I then move on and get my free t-shirt. I then cracked an all-too-loud joke about Bill Gates taking them out for making a bigger console than the xbox. On leaving, a Q+A session of sorts is taking place, with a few people crowded round a TV screen.

IL Man: Well, as you can see, the phantom has all the games you could ever want, and you can subscribe to or hire them for $30 a month, and if you subscribe for two years, you receive the console free! Yes, you, sir, in the orange t-shirt.
Me: Hello. Do you expect people to actually be stupid enough to pay $700 for a console service, when they're able to pick up a dell that can do probably more than your system will for $500? That, and you've already said it's unupgradeable...

At this point, the phantom people weren't looking too pleased with me. The crowd was grinning ear to ear, though, people around me were stifling laughter. However, I had the feeling from the two infinitum heavies moving towards me that I had to split, and fast.

And thus I did.

Ejection from Blizzard's booth.
A little while later, I found myself at Blizzard's booth.

I noticed a connection screen for World of Warcraft, and sat down, and logged myself on. A blizzard rep stood beside me, watching me play. He then realised my character was 25.

Rep: He...hey! What're you doing? You're not meant to do that! Get the hell out of here!

At this point I logged off, wiped my info from the screen, and made like Zoidberg.

The Babe Ratio
Ahh, yes, the babes. The comission I have involves their pictures. You'd think that these girls would understand that, yes, they're there to look pretty and have their pictures taken. Most of them are very much willing to, and pose in various suggesting ways for the budding pervert to take a picture of them with, or without their friend. The playboy bunnies were happy to have their picture taken, as was this friendly vampire. However, some appeared to have some sort of vicious aversion to the camera, scowling nastily at anyone who revealed one near them. Some smiled sweetly, and posed in a pretty manner. What was funnier, was others who just seemed to scowl at anyone who LOOKED at them. Why do they think they are hired? Their intellectual capabilities? Their knowledge of volaire? Their ability to burp the national anthem?

At the moment, the winning sexiness is a tossup (I've been waiting all day to find a reason to say that) between the G4 girls, and the Tecmo Ninja Gaiden death woman girl. Rumblings, yes.

I apologise for the brief update, but nothing really interesting beyond updates from other sites that you can find easily was seen. Tommorow I hit Kentia Hall, to see all the minor companies, and get my remaining 5 shots!

FurY
05-13-2004, 10:40 PM
Great stuff. Keep the posts coming, EMM EMM EMM.

mrmonkeyman
05-14-2004, 12:33 AM
Brief update, as I'm hideously tired :/
I sat down and played a heavier session of FFXII, meaning that I actually sat down and used the headphones they gave us, at least trying to reach the state of immersion needed to play the game. And alas, it was still the same game, and still the same battle system. The storyline seems boring, and unoriginal. The environments the same that we've seen in other RPGs, other FF's, even. The same classic storyline about a land taken over by an evil empire and the lower classes rising up or something. A defiant stand against an evil leader. It all feels very tired, and very already done many times better. The battle system is, also, the worst used in an FF ever.

I also tried the sublime Guild Wars. The team combat aspect of this game really does kick in once you play a few heated games straight with the same character set, getting used to your abilities and seeing what way you can use them in combat to take down your enemies. The beauty of it is that you actually do need to thing strategically to win, and with your teammates in mind - for example, if you're being attacked by a close-combat fighter, shoot them in the legs with your pin-down ability and run away, to heal yourself and take them out from a distance. Protect your healer from group attacks from the enemy, or take out that troublesome enchanter, or at least divert their attention to allow your friends to heal themselves, or you, even.

I suggest, if you haven't already, logging onto the guildwars site and downloading the client. It's about 50kbs - I'm sure it's that small. It's fantastic, get it now.

City of Villains is like City of Heroes but with villains. The PVP aspect of the game is boring at best. Sorry to tell you that.

Doom3.

Now, I expect you want a huge diary of how amazing it is and how you should all be saving your pennies to buy it now. To put it bluntly, it's the same old crap. Run. Shoot. Dead monster. Ohh, many monsters. Shoot. Dodge. Monsters dead. Move on. Key. Move. Door. Monsters. Shoot monsters. Dead monsters. Innovative my ass.

I spent a lot of the day hanging with the guy/s from etoychest (http://www.etoychest.org), and he/they are very funny to talk to and such. I also got Tycho and Gabe to sign me a copy of their splinter cell comic, which was interesting. I also swindled my way into the cue, realising that the line was far too great for me to ever receive a signed comic. You see, at the place that I entered, near the front of the line, it seemed there was a point where people felt somehow willed to cross through the crowd at. Thus, I crossed through, but ended up stopping mid-transit and standing in the line, acting as if it was truly my purpose to stand where I was. And lo and behold, somebody got chatting to me the moment I stopped, affirming my place.

Hahah, so long suckers.

So, yeah.

That's all I have to say, sorry.

TK
05-14-2004, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by mrmonkeyman
Eh.
I want a games console.
I don't want a video-musical-bullshit box.


Eeeeeeeeeeeexactly.

I'm sure the PSP will be highly successful, but fuck that. The DS will undoubtedly be more fun to play.

And I will probably never play either one, ever.

KREAYSHAWN
05-16-2004, 11:39 AM
I see no reason to think the PSP will do much better than the N-Gage. Except for the morons who buy any terrible license rubbish developers shit out on a slow-day. DS will probably have more GOOD games, at any rate... :(

That was a very enjoyable read, mmm. ;-) <3

Hogan
05-24-2004, 11:56 PM
I also tried the sublime Guild Wars. The team combat aspect of this game really does kick in once you play a few heated games straight with the same character set, getting used to your abilities and seeing what way you can use them in combat to take down your enemies. The beauty of it is that you actually do need to thing strategically to win, and with your teammates in mind - for example, if you're being attacked by a close-combat fighter, shoot them in the legs with your pin-down ability and run away, to heal yourself and take them out from a distance. Protect your healer from group attacks from the enemy, or take out that troublesome enchanter, or at least divert their attention to allow your friends to heal themselves, or you, even.

I played the Guild Wars beta online and i agree it rocks plus the whole no monthly fee thing is going to be nice for the finacially impaired gamers who live in Wisconsin

mrmonkeyman
05-25-2004, 07:14 AM
Originally posted by Belle
I see no reason to think the PSP will do much better than the N-Gage. Except for the morons who buy any terrible license rubbish developers shit out on a slow-day. DS will probably have more GOOD games, at any rate... :(

PSP has more money, power, and support than the n-gage.
And the fanbois will buy anything.
INCLUDING ME :( :( :(