Hmmm We have all heard rumors for Final FAntasy VII so why not crate our own. just make something up for the game wheter it be a hidden character, town, weapon, item, accessory, armor, materia, vehicle or anything for that matter.

JST REMEMBER THEY ARE ONLY RUMORS!!

Have fun.

here's one i've got a lot of critisism about... but it's NOT a rumor!!! cloud is gay, that's why he can't choose a girl to be with... he don't like em... he's in love with sephiroth, then barret gets in the way, and he falls for him. :D hee hee...


i know i just said it ain't, but this is the dumbest rumor i ever heard... and yes, i heard someone actually claim this one!

Half the post on this forums are false anyway.

heh heh, good point!

btw, where's your rumor???

it is actually possible to go on a date with barret to the Glod saucer!
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[ Cloud is staring out A window in the main bedroom ]

Barret: "Yo, Cloud. You still up?"

[ Cloud and Barret aproch eachother. ]

Cloud: "What's wrong?"

Barret: "Uh, I was jes thinkin' of goin' for a walk..."

Cloud: "What, just the two of us?"

Barret: "What's wrong with that!? Don't gimme no lip!! I say we go!"

[ Both walk out to the main hall ]

Lady at the main hall: "Tonight's Enchantment Night! All the attractions are free." "How 'bout it you two? There's going to be an entertaining show in Event Square!"

Barret: "Cloud, wanna take a peak?"

[ both go to event square ]

Host: "Congratulations!!" "You are our 100th couple today...... Oh, wait......no you're not...... Sorry."

[ back to the main hall ]

Barret: "Let's go somewhere where we can talk, in private."

[ off to Round Square ]

Barret: "Hay! You mean just the two of us are gettin' on...? ...yeah, I guess that's cool."

Barret: "yo. Two."

Ride operator: "here you are, two tickets." "Enjoy the sights of Gold Saucer."

[ now on the ride ]

Barret: "Hay foo. What you wanna see fireworks with me for?"

Cloud: "Not having fun?"

Barret: "You should've asked one or the other!"

Cloud: "Which would you have asked?"

Barret: "Oh man, there just ain't no choice!" "Tifa, Aeris." "Ah, Yuffie?"

Cloud: (hoo boy)

Barret: "What the hell's that supposed to mean?" "Hey, you don't mean...Marlene?" "NO WAY! Forget it!" "There ain't no way i'm lettin' a wacko like you anywhere near my little Marlene!" She's my baby. My prized posession."

[ I missed what exactley Barret says next, but it's something about Marlene followd by Barret saying: Shut up! followd by machine gun fire ]

[ Ride stops ]

Barret: Oh, man i'm beat. Let's head back."

[ Both head away ]

[ both catch Cait Sith with the keystone and the chase begins ]
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there


Um i havnt thught of one yet. lol

:D that was FUNNY!!!! i like your dialogue there, tho i never heard that one!!!!

Actually it IS possible to go on a date with Barret, seriously.

Ok another funny way to revive Aeris! (oh god)

Once Aeris dies, stop crying and race out of the City Of The Ancients and skip over to the Gold Saucer. Climb up the main support to the tower and throw barrels off the top at people (like Donkey Kong). Then after you've pummeled about 20 people, jump off the Gold Saucer and land in the "Never Ending Desert Scene' (the part where you get thrown in prison). Now you blindly run around until the stage coach pulls up and asks you for a ride. Say no and say no for the next 23 times. Then on the 24th time say yes and the driver will offer you some pot. Say NO! (that includes all you children too) after surviving the ride, get out and win the chocobo race. Then take the tram back to North Corel and cut the tram cables so anyone at the Gold Saucer will be stuck there! Muahaha! (this is optional) Now jog back to the City Of The Ancients and do a double-backflip into a swan dive into the pool and swim down to the bottom and pull the drainplug. You should find some hair clogged in the drain. Pull it out and climb out of the pool. Somehow Aeris is beside the pool with a Mikes Hard Lemonade in her hands. Remember the hair in the drain? That is the Mystical Butt-Hair Of a Polish Dancing Hampster. Shove the hair down Aeris' throat. She should jump back to life and say: 'WHY THE HECK DID YOU TRY TO CHOKE ME?!?!'

Ta Da! Aeris is revived! Whoo boy that was ALOT of typing... try the proceedure if you must, it usually makes your Playstation blow up and shoot skittles everywhere. USE CAUTION! Well, do it if you want free candy. :p

Actually it IS possible to go on a date with Barret, seriously.
Yeah, I confirm. I've tried before, for laughs. Although it's not nearly as funny as it could be because the attendant makes you skip the play, saying that you're not a "couple" and Barret just whines a bunch about Marlene.

Topic?

After climbing to the second screen of the Northern Cave, there is area on the left that looks it could be a path to somewhere, but actually apparently leads to nowhere. Or does it? This path is actually your key to the much-anticipated tangerine, fuchsia-speckled chocobo. Keep running at the edge of the seemingly empty path for exactly fifteen minutes and thirty seconds. A dialogue box will pop up. At this point, you should immediately stop running because you need to hit "Okay" within two seconds, or the game will recode itself, locking you out of the chocobo for good. If you're on the Playstation (2) version, it might be possible to bypass this and try again by getting a new memory card, but it's a lot more difficult to circumvent if you have the PC version. That's all beside the point though. Assuming that you are successful, you will Hironobu Sakaguchi (or whatever his name is) singing a small snatch of the chocobo theme. That's your cue to hit the power button on either your PC or Playstation (2.) At this point, rather than turning off, a really fancy version of the victory tune will play and the tangerine, fucshia-speckled chocobo will appear. You must then feed it five Riseki Greens. If you don't have any Riseki Greens, well, I can't help you. There are some things that you should just figure out yourself.

good good!!!! (hit the power button... i would die to see someone try it!!!! :D)


well, you all know about jenova synthesis right? (if not, ***SPOILER ALERT***) but anyways, what's with the big sphere with large tentacle arms, and a woman's face, and even the jugs??? well... here's how it goes! remember the first fight with jenova? (jenova birth) after this fight, cloud picks up the peice of her that's left (unbeknownst to the others) and pockets it. (he likes playing with it... :)) but anyways, he later sets up a meeting with sephiroth to discuss this world domination thing... (when nobody's paying attention at costa del sol, he goes to the bar, and seeing sephiroth, he convinces him to listen by taking him to the local strippers club) (btw, if anyone can find out how to get to the strip club, please tell me, i wanna take tifa) anyhoot! after the club, cloud and sephiroth are playing a hand of Texas Hold 'Em (if you don't know, DIE!!! i mean, watch 'rounders', good movie!!!, good game!) and cloud tells sephiroth that he really REALLY likes the 'souvenier' and he wants more of it!!!

Cloud: man! have you tried this stuff???
Sephiroth: dude, i think you've had enough!
C: naw man!!! i NEED more of it!!!
S: i'm serious!!! you need to cut down!
C: HEY!!!!! [i] I [/] say when i've had enough!!!!!!
S: whatever man!
C: look, i know! how 'bout a deal?
S: whaddaya mean?
C: look, we're supposed to be following you right?
S: right!
C: and you've got yo momma right?
S: right!
C: so, while i pretend to be angry and chasing you around, you can leave me some more of the good stuff, i mean really, your mom's HOT!!!!
S: dude!!!!! *stands up w/ sword in hand*
C: sorry, but she is... but yeah, you see where i;m going?
S: *sits down* what's in it for me???
C: oh yeah! well, i could let you have Aeris! i need to get her off my back anyways!!!
S: i TOLD you... it's aerith! i like it that way...
C: whatever, aerith. she's all yours!
S: i think i'm beginning to like this deal!
C: yeah, so where to?
S: well right now, i gotta go to the gold saucer, there's this gal-
C: dude! i thought you liked aerith...
S: i ain't got her yet right? anyways, after that, i'm headin to nibelheim...
C: wait! at the saucer, i got a favor to ask! there's this spyguy; you remember reeve right? well he's got that cat working
S: really??? he got that thing to move???
C: he's got the whole shi-bang! anyways, he's gonna hafta give shinra the keystone we need to get into the temple later! well, i'm gonna get tifa to come over before that, and after a bit of hanky-panky i'm gonna have a chance to attatch that bit of your mom to the stone, discreetly of course, and when you get back at that damn scarlet, you can get the peice and put it back with your mom... she'll prob'ly like that!!! ;)
S: dude you're sick!
C: well!!! who else, you remember tifa being in the mako shower!!! how else do you think she got those things????
S: whatever man! this better be worth it.. what am i saying? it aerith!!!! that's definately worth it!
C: so we got a deal???
S: yeah!
C: alright, after the saucer we can talk again at nibelheim... you can still make those illusions right??
S: dude, i got that mastered!!!!!
C: alright, i know this gal at tifa's old place!...
S: sweet! she got a friend?
C: uhh, i don't think so
S: to bad for you!
C: dude, i got tifa!!!
S: oh yeah!... see you at the mountains then!!!
C: later!

so all takes place as planned, and eventually the party moves on to nibelheim...
once the illusions start...
C: psst! hey sephy...
S: yo?
C: where to after this?
S: well i'm goin to the temple... you comin?
C: actually i thought of somethin since then... i met this dude, cid i think, back just before my soldier days... he's got a plane i could use, and i need to get yuffie off my back... he's got a thing for teens! don't ask me man!
S: uhh, gross... that little girl is so... do you know how many times i wanted to kill her?
C: i can imagine.. anyways, after that i'll meet up with you at the temple!
S: you know i need that black materia!
C: yeah, i couldn't use it with the party watchin'...
S: you know what it does right?
C: yeah, dude... it makes all women love you alone, and keeps 'em off my back while i'm wit yo mom!
S: yeah... you get it!
C: well i'll catch up with you at the temple!
S: k! see ya later!

outside the temple:

Aerith: cloud, i need to go...
C: what are you talking about! i'm supposed to keep you out of danger!
A: well... because i'm an ancient (*heh heh, that'll get him*)
C: well i need tifa to come too!
A: no, wait!!! i mean, we'll need cait sith... he's a toy, and to get the black materia the person will be crushed in the temple
C: great! *nice wild card bitch!!!*
Tifa: *ooh, that bitch is gonna pay*

at the black materia:

A: hey cait, will you tell our future?
C: *man, if sephiroth didn't want her, she would not leave this building alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one one*
Cait: well well well... it looks like you two are perfect for each other... i'll just leave you alone for now! *wink wink*
C: oh please!!!
CS: right, i guess i gotta get this materia thingy

for lack of time: the rest of the story goes... cloud gets peice of seph's mom when they fight jenova life (cloud has water ring equipped and jenova kills others, then she and cloud have a bit of fun, but he has to get on with it so she goes and rubs on tifa a little more, adding to the perfection, and then leaves cloud with her delicates) then down in the ancient city, cloud gets fed up with aerith and goes to kill her when sephiroth comes down and does it first saying: "you little bitch whore... i saw you with that digger dude at the 'bone' village!!! and then the fish!!! and after we had such a great time outside of the temple in the forest!!! die bitch!!! cuz i'm gonna be using your body for MY pleasure for the next 2 disks... i mean untill i get all the other girls!!!"

then, after jenova death, cloud finds out that jenova herself is actually getting to be really hot!!! and conveniently he's able to send all the others away for the last day while he can spend some alone time with tifa and get a little more of her imprinted on the jenova carrying cells... down in the crater, just before the jenova synthesis fight, cloud throws the cells down to jenova (when he's the only one on screen, he quickly throws them and goes back to looking normal... those damn quick japanese lol) and jenova infuses herself with a little more of tifa... then at the beginning of the fight, sephiroth creates an illusion for the rest of the party, so that cloud can take tifa and jenova and they get their happy ending... then sephiroth makes all of the rest beleive that cloud is there fighting along with tifa too, and that they actually defeated sephiroth, and the whole ending cut scene is an illusion, then sephiroth kills all the guys, and yuffie, and casts black materia, to get all the rest of the girls to be with him, and uses white, to revive aerith and have her too!!! yaay!

(btw, i know i know... i'm sick and should never have posted this and should never be allowed to post again! but i actually heard parts of this from other places!) (not all of it tho, i had to fill in the blanks)

Start FF7 with a multitap and 5 controllers plugged in. Hold EACH button on EVERY controller. Choose continue (with the first controller, dumbass) WHILE STILL HOLDING EACH BUTTON ON EVERY CONTROLLER! It is CRITICAL. Anyway, there should be a 16th slot you can load from now.

To load it, you have to solve 20 college AP Calculus problems (if you need help from an FAQ, go to www.nate.com). If you solve them all correctly, you can now play the "Final Fantasy 7 Virtual Reality Hentai Game". There'll be a password at the start screen. Mail this password to SquareEnix to get your free Virtual Reality Hentai Game helmet, where you can then proceed to make love to any girl in the game, totally redefined. Heck, you can even make love to Palmer!

this one took too long to reply to... i was bustin up laughing on my floor for about 15 minutes!!!!!

God I wish that were true :( MAN NOW YOU GOT ME THINKING ABOUT THAT DAMN YOU! HOW GOOD ARE THE GRAPHICS IN THE VIRTUAL REALITY THING? ;)

EDIT: I forgot my rumor, Aeris can be revived!

Aeris can be revived!
Whoa! She can?! Well, come on, don't keep us in suspense! I gotta know how!

Heehee it's a secret :P

ya gotta go thru my version of it! only sephiroth has enough magic affinity to revive her! ;)

What is the deal with you and Sephiroth13 are you related? And no your version sucks! :P

yes we are related... he and me are....... WE!!!! (i got my name changed, same person) and if my version so sucks, then why don't you make one??? or is it that you just plain suck yourself... no i take that back, you don't plain suck; you have a certain style about the way you suck!!! it's unique, if you were sucking, a guy could be like, "Hey! that must be landlord of sector 7! i know that suck!!!" lol (no offence intended, it's just my way of requesting that you actually make up a story!!!)

I've given up trying to revive Aeris. I'm now researching my latest lead on the maroon and cyan-striped chocobo. I'll get back to you guys ASAP on that one.

what about the one that's zebra striped with purple polka dots?

I heard from the sister of my brother's uncle that cloud hooked up with some rats in another thread.

I got a rumor! Aerith and Sephiroth are half brother and sister.

For Cloud and Tifa fans only: What if there was a hidden ending where Cloud and Tifa are married and have babies!?:coolegg: That would be nice!

that ending would be awesome!!! :D

If there was that ending, I'd get it everytime I'd play the game!sexpot sexpot sexpot

This is getting rather dodgy people!!

Getting rather dodgy?! The thread hadn't been posted in for two weeks! Why did you revive it?

i can't beleive that you brought this ... 'thing' back! (lol haha)

I dont really know. When im tired i dont pay to much attention to many things

iv got one for ya!
cloud is riding along his gold chocobo and runs into a building he knocks himself out then the black cloaked people come along and nick all of his weapons materia items armour ect, then they start tking the piss n run off
kinda crap or what jus thought of it!!

Sephiroth has never existed, everyone brought destruction on themselves, however they could not except this, so they thought up sephiroth as a sort of symbol to the end of the world. I think sephiroth was a myth, people kept telling themselves it was true so it became a sortof false reality.

I heard this one from a guy at gamefaqs.com it went like this... yo man if you master 8 KOTR summons and put it into Clouds Ultimate Weapon something will happen and you'll get the ledgendary Excalibur.... lot of BS if you ask me like he took a billion hours to do that?

8 Knights of Round and the Excalibur, LOL! It would've said something in the Strategy guide dontcha think? On gamefaqs.com, lol that would be the first lie I've ever heard from there. Tell me he was kiddin'!

he probably was cuz after a couple guys did over there they were pissed like bees smacked with a tennis racket in their hive done by that guy never caught his name... sad

When you finish the game in 40 hours and have gotten everything in the game and completed all the sidequests, in the ending after the credits, wait for a couple of minutes in the "The End" screen and an ultra secret scene will begin with Cloud having a four-some with Tifa, yuffie and Elena (from the Turks) in that house he bought in Costa del sol.

No no no! How about, doing all of that crap and Aerith getting resurected, and Cloud having a three some with Tifa and Aerith! Now that's a three some!! I'm sure anyone who thinks that love triangle is at peace, make a great three some!! LOLzers!!

lol!!!these are so funny, i cant stop laughing!there should be a fivesome(dont know if that even exists...) with cloud tifa aeris scarlet elena.Maybe you could make it a sixsome and add palmer....

How about a fivesome with, Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, Barret and RedXIII! LOL! Or a sixsome adding, Elena LoL!!

Originally posted by TifaGirl
How about a fivesome with, Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, Barret and RedXIII! LOL! Or a sixsome adding, Elena LoL!!

Please no Bestiary(or whatever Human/animal sex is......)

Oh Cloud seems to be a paedophile. i any of you have gone on the Gold Saucer date with Barret it seems like he has a thing for Marlene!!!!!!!
.....And if he still like Aeris and feels the need to do things with her.... well that also makes im a necrophilliac... Wow! dodgy

Okay, sorry if I offended you. I guess what came to mind were the five closest characters and how they get along and I thought Red XIII was one of them.

I got another rumor!! I've had a recent dream about this. How about if you recruit Vincent at a certain time, and you get to Date Vincent! Lol

thats just wrong and barret is gay first of all for competeing with 3 girls to get clouds sword. Vincent would shoot himself before taking a step on the gondola.

cloud is tifa's mother

Originally posted by VincentValentine
thats just wrong and barret is gay first of all for competeing with 3 girls to get clouds sword. Vincent would shoot himself before taking a step on the gondola.

Lol!! I know, when I went to bed at a night more recently, I had a dream about Cloud and Vincent dating LoL!! Don't ask why though.

Does Cloud really fuck Tifa? I mean he could of dated Barret or Yuffie too. You can't really tell who he likes but I think he likes Aeris the most. He talks about her through the whole beginning

tifagirl it didnt offend me so dont worry.

Um i reckon Cloud should have got Yuffie. but lets not make this turn in2 a fight over who deserved Cloud.

Yeah lets not! I'm glad you don't want it a fight. Same here!

How about a hidden ending where Nanaki turns human and he and Yuffie date?

hahahahaha or one when Yuffie and Elena go all lesbo on each other! hehehehehe

vincent loves it up the arse, cait sith tells you in a sequence

Originally posted by Ujikol
vincent loves it up the arse, cait sith tells you in a sequence

Um ok sure. if you say so. This thread should be renamed Dodgy FFVII Rumors/Fantasies.

How about this? Sephiroth raped Aeris until she loved him when she ran away to the ancient forest. Together, they plotted to fake her death and kill off everyone else so they could be together. However, this back fired and pissed off everyone and propelled them to destroy Sephiroth. All alone, Aeris confronted Tifa (as she was closing shop in the new bar) and revealed that she was bisexual, but after Sephiroth's death, had only feelings for her. Tifa got freaked out and refused to be with her for doing that to everyone, and tried to escape Aeris. However, Aeris summoned a tentacle monster to assault Tifa. Tifa still resisted the asault, and forced Aeris to tie her down and brainwash her into lesbianism. This explains Tifa having emotional problems in Advent Children, as well as that mysterious picture of the ever-hot Aeris standing behind Cloud. This will also earn $500,000,000 if they made it in the new CG and sold it on DVD.

Oh, yeah. I predict a lot of this being censored by the moderators.


Originally posted by heavenscloud01
lol!!!these are so funny, i cant stop laughing!there should be a fivesome(dont know if that even exists...) with cloud tifa aeris scarlet elena.Maybe you could make it a sixsome and add palmer....

No, no, no. It should just be Tifa, Aeris, Scarlet, Elena, and Yuffie.

Dude, thats retarted, but funny. I would be even funnier if they made it into a DVD.

Well, I wasn't serious the thread is about creating rumors about FFVII, so I just came up with the most twisted thing I could.

there is a secret materia called the power materia thats uses every enemy skill and every summon, every magic, that uses 7777 with each charater, ect ect and its a gold coloured materia, it can defeat anybody evan all weapons in one

How about this one: if you use Cloud, Yuffie, and Barret to defeat Sephiroth (using only one materia each and all the basic beginning weapons) then after the credits roll, wait a half an hour and a cgi video starts where Cloud hosts his own unique cooking show where he slaughters fresh meat (A.K.A. cows and pigs and fish) and slices and dices with his buster sword.

That was a good one

Why thank you, Dragon_Lee. Now here's another one, just because making these "rumors" up is so darn fun.

Durning the CGI scene when Cloud lowers Aeris in the water, if you are using a Dualshock 2 controller (and playing the "greatest hits" version), and you enter the code X,X, Square, Circle, X, R3 down, L1, R2, L3 up, L3 left, triangle, up, down, left, right, start and select in under 7.5 seconds, then you are given a menu which gives you a selection of several cgi movies that includes a FFVII: All Your Base video, Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie doing a striptease to the song "Hell" (it's actually a rather upbeat swinging song), and all the characters singing and re-enacting out the "Camelot" song from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

That's a funny one master!

Why, thank you, TifaGirl. I do rather like that one myself. Although, ever since I mentioned the song "Hell", I've had the damn thing stuck in my head ever since! But I think it's worth it.

HAhahahaha that is pretty funny

Anything is possible........









































....With a GameShark.

Originally posted by Purrr
Anything is possible........









































....With a GameShark.

No way dude! Hee hee hee, lol, I know you're kiddin' this is create a rumor thread. I find this thread to be most fun!

I haven't seen a gameshark that lets Megaman fly around and shoot laser beams from his eyes, or one that give a nude code for FFVII (then again, there wouldn't be much of a point to that, would there?)!!! So, not quite "anything" is possible with a Gameshark after all... That would be funny, though.

Disclaimer: All lawsuits filed against me are invalid if they're based on something I say online.

Hey, Master, Purr was just kidding! I think.

Originally posted by TifaGirl
Hey, Master, Purrr was just kidding! I think.

Um I was and I wasn't.

I mean a gameshark might not be able to let you see Cloud's big floppy polygon hanging out his pants but it can let you have Aeris and Sephiroth in your party.

;)

I want a gameshark code to enhance the size of Aeris breasts then we will see who is better out of Tifa and Aeris

That would be nice if Gameshark let you see an ending where Cloud is with Tifa or Aerith, but also having to date one or the other. That would be awsome!

Hey, it's okay, I was just kidding too. A code to enhace the size of Tifa's and Aeris' breasts? I think Tifa would fall over if they were any bigger, and it would only be worth while if there was a graphically updated version (so that it looked better than FFX). That's my opinion anyway... new rumor time!

As it turns out, the Turks were looking for Aeris not to capture her, but rather because they had selected her to be the next "Midgar Idol". To explain Hojo putting her in the sealed cage with Red XIII, he's just a pervert with a thing for beastiality. Also, Barret didn't really loose his arm to a gunshot, he actually lost it during a freak accident with the cotton gin he used to stuff teddy bears with.

Um...its been awhile but did anyone check out that RAT rumor, I heard it might be true!;)

RAT rumor?

Originally posted by Master Nabeshin
Hey, it's okay, I was just kidding too. A code to enhace the size of Tifa's and Aeris' breasts? I think Tifa would fall over if they were any bigger, and it would only be worth while if there was a graphically updated version (so that it looked better than FFX). That's my opinion anyway... new rumor time!


Lol! If Tifa's breast would enhance, it would probably hurt her back big time!

If Tifa's boobs got any bigger, I think she'd have to be confined to her bar, which would have an anti-gravity device so that she could actually walk around without them collapsing on themselves in the effect of gravity and causing twin fusion reactions under their own mass.

Master you just completly lost me.

I was just playing off the fact that Tifa's boobs are so huge... and I just saw Spider-Man 2, so fusion's on the mind. Doc Ock's plot involved a fusion reaction.

Oh ok. Fair enough. ....those boobs are pretty big. and in fanart they grow a few sizes as well.

Yes, quite a few sizes. I'm not sure it's humanly possibly to have boobs that big. Not the female boobs that guys drool over, anyway. Ah, I tried to say that last line in the least offensive way I could. I was excluding man-boobs and such, you see...

Yeah true. What size would her boobs be normally anyway? ....not the fanart boobs either.

I would think either DD or DDD size depending on the official art pictures. Some of them do look either of those sizes though. Mine are DD, almost the same as Tifa's......sorry if you guys didn't wanna know that, I just had to say that 'cause it came to my mind.

Hey who cares if people didn't want to know, its your opinion and your allowed to voice it, just as long as it doesn't insult anyone, which im sure what you wrote wouldn't insult anyone, its all good.

Wow that probably made know sense but im sure you got the idea.

Originally posted by 1_W1nged_Angel
Hey who cares if people didn't want to know, its your opinion and your allowed to voice it, just as long as it doesn't insult anyone, which im sure what you wrote wouldn't insult anyone, its all good.

Wow that probably made know sense but im sure you got the idea.

Well thank you 1_W1nged_Angel! I just know sometimes people I used to know would be like, "did we really need to know that?", but you're right who cares if people didn't wanna know, if they don't like it, that's their problem right? Also, as long as it doesn't insult anyone, that's true, it's all good!

Yup exactly my thoughts.

WOW Tifagirl ur DD? Send me a picture at [email protected]!

*blushes* sorry, I need a scanner.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( NOOO!!! O well TIFA RULES!

ok ok ok, i have a good rumor, you can go in waterfall cave thing where u get vincents level 4 limit break and stuff and you somehow fill the whole place up with pheonix downs, and then explode them all, and when u go back, Lucrecia (or whatever her name is) will be alive, and as a reward, vincent goes on a date with u at gold saucer. but something goes terribly wrong, cus u say something bad about his girlfriend and he transforms into his last limit chaos, and he eats u alive, hahahaha, its not over yet, out of no where vincent/chaos explodes and ice comes out of him and its flying everywhere cus cloud used ice 3 to get out of him, but its still not over. cloud tells lucrecia what happens and she chops off clouds head, nope not over, tifa jumps out of no where and punches a hole through lucrecia, and sews clouds head back on and then they live happily ever after, until aeris came back to life and her and tifa get in a huge fight over cloud, but it ends up that they kill each other and cloud was left alone, so he went on another date with barrett, but barrett shot cloud to death cus cloud admitted he loved marlene, THE END ??????

.....um all i can say is weird.

thanks..... i guess, i couldve went on and on and on but i thought it was long enough

Haha yeah well, you would have just confused me even more if you added to it. lol. but hey its all good.

Originally posted by Cloudfan
ok ok ok, i have a good rumor, you can go in waterfall cave thing where u get vincents level 4 limit break and stuff and you somehow fill the whole place up with pheonix downs, and then explode them all, and when u go back, Lucrecia (or whatever her name is) will be alive, and as a reward, vincent goes on a date with u at gold saucer. but something goes terribly wrong, cus u say something bad about his girlfriend and he transforms into his last limit chaos, and he eats u alive, hahahaha, its not over yet, out of no where vincent/chaos explodes and ice comes out of him and its flying everywhere cus cloud used ice 3 to get out of him, but its still not over. cloud tells lucrecia what happens and she chops off clouds head, nope not over, tifa jumps out of no where and punches a hole through lucrecia, and sews clouds head back on and then they live happily ever after, until aeris came back to life and her and tifa get in a huge fight over cloud, but it ends up that they kill each other and cloud was left alone, so he went on another date with barrett, but barrett shot cloud to death cus cloud admitted he loved marlene, THE END ??????

...Ahhhh..no.

ok ok, so most people probably didnt like that one, oh well, just to let u know i wasnt being serious, even though it wouldve been cool to see tifa and aeris fighting.

Ummm.. no. Girl-fights are ugly, not sexy. Unless you've got issues. It's only sexy when they're pretending to fight and ripping each other's clothes off and throwing each other into giant bowls of pudding and such, and rubbing each other's nipples with lemons...urm, I'm stopping now.

NO NO NO, i didnt mean it'd turn me on or anything, i just thought it'd be cool to see who'd win, but in the rumor they died so i guess i'll never know

Girl fights are sad and ugly. I think it would only be sexy if they were pretending and just playing around. That's the saddest rumor ever; just to see who would fight to the death and win. Please no character deaths. We already had one on poor Aerith, thank you.

I've got a better rumor; you can ressurected Aerith on the American version without the gameshark but you have to have Tifa in the party, and when she gets ressurected, Cloud, Aerith and Tifa, go skinney dipping in the altar, and the third charcter in the party walks out and says, " I'm gonna rest in the rest house in the forgotten city. Come back when you three are done having fun.". So I call it, the Aerith ressurection, and the love triangle three-some in tha altar water! Oh Yeah!

Originally posted by TifaGirl
Girl fights are sad and ugly. I think it would only be sexy if they were pretending and just playing around. That's the saddest rumor ever; just to see who would fight to the death and win. Please no character deaths. We already had one on poor Aerith, thank you.

GOSH I WAS JUST JOKING

How the hell do you defeat your own fantasy? If you wanted to find out who won, then why would you have them die? Oh, well...

new rumor!

When Cloud has to get the dress and wig and other assorted items in order to get into Don Corneo's (or whatever his name is) place, then you must get ALL of the items, then put them on, then go fight thirteen battles without running away, and the on the fourteenth battle run away without causing any damage to your enemies, then save and turn off the power while saving. When you turn the game back on, you will discover that now Cloud wears the dress for the rest of the game, even in battle mode!

That's a nice rumor Master Nabeshin!

I say Master Nabeshin gets the award for most creative rumor creator

I give him an award for the funniest rumors ever! That would be funny if Cloud actually battled in a dress LMAO!!:laugh: *giggles*

My last rumor wasn't too bad either right?

Haha yeah it is pretty good and im sure a few dodgy guys would enjoy that rumor.

Thank you, thank you! *bows* *back makes an unpleasant crunching sound* Ahhh..I shouldn't have done that.... anyway thanks for the compliments, guys!

No problem! Bravo Bravo Bravo!

:eggsweat: .......

you mean you guys just get together to create rumours?

yeah and it's hilarious.u should read the one that Cloud13 wrote.(at least i think he wrote it)but ya its pretty good.

Yeah, that's pretty much what we do here. We just create rumors. It's very fun! Just...don't get too dodgy. That usually doesn't go over too well...or is just not accepted well. A little dodgy is okay. So.. create away!

I have a rumor! There's a code on a game shark and just before Aerith dies after the dating sequence, save the game after, and use the game shark to find a random battle with Ruby Weapon in that same area, the use would be using Aerith's Great Gospel so they're invulnerable, but yeah it would take a long time to kill. I hope my new rumor wasn't too stupid.]

Oh wow! This thread got revived! Don't look at me, I just got an e-mail about a reply. Please don't get mad at me!
:puppydog: :puppydog:

Nah, it wasn't too bad. It wasn't funny (no offense), but since when does it have to be? It was still a good rumor. I'll put up a new one tommorrow, myself. I'm too tired to think of anything really good right now (It's about 1:30 AM where I am). So, yeah... it was a good one. Can't wait for the next one, Tifagirl.

Originally posted by Master Nabeshin
Nah, it wasn't too bad. It wasn't funny (no offense), but since when does it have to be? It was still a good rumor. I'll put up a new one tommorrow, myself. I'm too tired to think of anything really good right now (It's about 1:30 AM where I am). So, yeah... it was a good one. Can't wait for the next one, Tifagirl.

Thank You Master! It wasn't supposed to be funny so I take to offense.

You're welcome, Tifagirl. I'm glad you didn't take offense. Why I'm still up, I'm not quite sure. (maybe it's Inuyasha)...

My ol reviving aries trick near the top of page 1 was good... Magical Butt Hair of A Rare Polish Dancing Hamster. :laugh:

Still, alot of these are HILLARIOUS!!! :D

Originally posted by Chaosrain112
My ol reviving aries trick near the top of page 1 was good... Magical Butt Hair of A Rare Polish Dancing Hamster. :laugh:

Still, alot of these are HILLARIOUS!!! :D

What's that one supposed to mean:confused: ?? Your Aerith reviving trick with what kinda hair:confused: ?? And what the hell is Magical Butt Hair of A Rare Polish Dancing Hamster:confused: ?? Okay I'm confused!

If you kill Sephiroth and beat the game in 2 minutes using the Secret Empyreal Weapon for Cloud, then during the final sequences Tifa will do a strip dance.

If you then restart the game (First you have to enter the secret code at the main menu, the code you found in the hidden safe in the woods near Midgar) then you'll start of with Cloud, Tifa and their 3 children in your party.

Originally posted by Eijiro
If you kill Sephiroth and beat the game in 2 minutes using the Secret Empyreal Weapon for Cloud, then during the final sequences Tifa will do a strip dance.

If you then restart the game (First you have to enter the secret code at the main menu, the code you found in the hidden safe in the woods near Midgar) then you'll start of with Cloud, Tifa and their 3 children in your party.

I like the second part of that rumor alot! Cloud and Tifa having kids and using them as characters! That would be awsome!

Finally! A new rumor! From me! (Aren't you all so happy?)

If you complete the game getting all the characters and not using ANY female characters whenever possible in the game (this means avoiding the Wu Tei side mission!), while using all males, and getting all the male characters to level 69 (and no higher!) on your own, then after the ending credits, instead of the "500 years later" clip with Red XIII and the cubs, you see Cloud, Barret, Vincent, Cid, and Sephiroth in the Village People costumes, singing in a music video of "YMCA", one or two of them drunk and try to come on to the others during the song. To appease any fans disturbed and/or dissapointed by such a thing, the music video sequence quickly switches to a clip of Tifa, Aeris (for some reason or another...space-time continuum error?), Yuffie, and Elena watching the video at a nude slumber party/ all night pillow fight! Everybody's happy!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oohhh Master, that was the funniest rumor you've made yet! I would LMAO if all of the male characters of FFVII would sang the YMCA song! Then Tifa Aerith and Yuffie doing a strip show, alittle weird, but if that happened while the guys singing the song, that would be hillarious!!

LMAO!!that was hilarious good job master!!!

Thank you, thank you all. Spreading joy, laughter, and the word of Sephiroth by means of my new cult, Jenova's Witnesses, is all I live for!

Wow its great to back, and what good thing to come back to another rumor by master.

Well, it's good to have you back, and oooo! Nice sig!

u guys are crazy everybody knows tht cloud and tifa jump on tht motorbike and drive down into the lifestream grab aeris. and go bk to nibelheim for a horny threesome

Originally posted by TifaGirl


What's that one supposed to mean:confused: ?? Your Aerith reviving trick with what kinda hair:confused: ?? And what the hell is Magical Butt Hair of A Rare Polish Dancing Hamster:confused: ?? Okay I'm confused!


Ehehehe, its not supposed to make sense. ;)

I got one,
If u put all 3 discs in your PS at once(i recommend you do it :D ), the game will be slightly discolored, but don't worry about it, and pay no attention to the grinding and cracking noises from your PS. :)
Start a new game, it should work, now after the video ends run up and down the train area 578 times exactly. Why 578? No clue. Get the 2 potions from the dead guard, mix them together, and you should get a mega potion. Enter your first battle, do not attack until your health is at 10 or below, otherwise the 'cheat' won't work. Use your new mega potion and beat the pulp out of your enemies. After you win, the items screen comes up and from the enemies you should see the item 'Magic Shoes x9'. Hit take all and go to your item screen now, and use the Magic Shoes. Since there are 9 characters in the game, eah pair of Magic Shoes are for each character, but use them all on Cloud. Immediately after using all of the Magic Shoes, hit reset, open the PS, flip the top disk over, and shut it. Now when the game boots up, the colors will return to normal, and now, All the characters have their Kingdom Hearts outfits!!! :D Well, except for Cait Sith and Vincent, and Tifa?(cant remember if she was in KH or not)

Thats my uhh... 20 bucks.

Tifa wasn't in it (she better be in the next one)! I bet they won't put her in it, though, 'cause of her boobs. Too "gratuitous" for Disney, and if they downsize them, Square will loose a lot of their fan's faith in their ability to create something awesome.

That's an interesting rumor, though..It think it'd be cool if it worked! Although, I wouldn't want my disks cracking and snaping...

Me too i have one, If you get the maximum amount of gil (without cheating) and you do not save the entire time(How?), enter a battle with Cait Sith and use his Slot limit break and there will be a new slot and if you get it (but it does nothing) , go underwater with the submarine and to the crater on the Ocean floor and there will be a new Limit Break for Cait Sith called ''Heaven Call''. This limit would does 999,999,999 dmg.

That was a good one Nanaki Claws!i liked it.
i have one.(please dont laugh)

Once you get the submarine to use as you please,circle the ENTIRE ocean area 30 times.once you are done, go to the junon underwater reactor and Aeris will be there!she wil tell you that she never died and you will have her as a character again.In the last boss, use Aeris Cloud and Tifa, wait till Sephiroth uses his attack with all the planets(supernova i think) 5 times and when all the movies at the end are done, watch the stars for 2hours and 17 minutes and a new movie will show aeris cloud and tifa rebuilding the midgar church.

Thanks, you have a good one too.

That was very creative heavenscloud01!

I liked both of those rumors. Althought Nanaki Claws' idea of attaining so much without saving....it would certainly be an accomplishment of awesome magnitude. But I liked the rebuilding the church sequence... t'would be very neat to watch.

Hey, Tifagirl, I took that test, and I am, in fact most like Cloud. I did answer honestly, because it's just no fun if you lie.

Well, actually, that test gave me an idea for a new rumor...

In the upcoming PS2 port of Final Fantasy VII, if you beat the game with an outstanding performance (that meaning you get all the ultimate weapons and all types of materia and get all characters up to level 99, as well as beat all extra bosses and such) then after one music cycle on the star field, a screen comes up if you have an eyetoy plugged in and offers to save your beaten game data. Do this, then restart. Start a new game by selecting your beaten game file. When you do this, you are given a personality-likeness test, then you are given the option of using the eyetoy program to paste your picture over the character in the game who you match the most. This feature can be deactivated or reactivated at any time during the game under the options menu.

Cool, i would like to do that!

Master Nabeshim, you're theories are awesome!

On noes kids! You say that Tifa and Cloud are saints do you? Well let me tell you about this trick you can do during the ending FMV.

On the ending FMV, while Cloud helps Tifa up the cliff, you can actually press L1+L2+R1+R2 repeatedly, and the camera should freeze, then you will be able to zoom in up Tifa's skirt, in Cloud's POV, since he does look up her skirt. And if you zoom in the farthest within the 5 seconds that you have,(such a limited time I know. :( ) You will enter a mini game in which you are a chibi Cloud, having to travel into the deepest darkest pits of doom into tifa's body, and collect and retreive mini-tifa's so you can get the better part of this ending..Be warned though, that you only have 1 try and then it's all over. You must collect 100 out of 101 tifas withought dying. o.o They hurt like a bitch.

Ok, it's all normal now. She climbs up the cliff, exept this time Cloud smacks that ass. And with a gasp, Tifa looks at Cloud and blushes furiously. She smacks him back, well, pats him. Noticed how that scene was cut? No wonder Cloud felt so comfortable..Then before the rest of the group comes they have a whole make-out session and cloud feels her up, causing her to become embarassed, saying it's not time yet. Later the ending gives us a sense of emptyness..Boohoo. -___-

Everybody was thinking it, you were just the first to say it, I think. I can just picture that sequnce in my head.

Really? I kinda thought it was dumb..Egh, I guess that's what you get if you stay up way late.

Ah, the infamous hentai ending sequence
But did you hear that its actually possible to turn cloud and sephiroths swords into giant trouser snakes during the final battle by beating the midgar zolom 500 times in a row on the first disc and then talking to him after the fight about sephiroth sexual orientation?! :)

lol that was really funny lapis and especially the one by Tifa_Martila_arts was really hilarious!:D

Master, im not to sure if i have asked you about your rumors yet, but how the hell do you come up with them because they are piss funny

I just sit around until I come up with a good idea, then see if:

A) It's (somewhat) orginal

B) I laugh at it.

C) If I've taken my pills.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Well did you know that you can play a popping boob mini-game with tifa? Right after the weapen sequence on the second disk, keep pressing square+circle furiously, and you will get a bonus scene where you can use your little finger..(you know, the finger?)to poke and probe those polygons as much as you like. Also, it includes a short interview with nomura on why he made them too large and why his co-workers never got any.

LOL!
Yet more hentai! Square sure do love putting hentai in their games...say, I have another one: get barret and ONLY barret to level 99 before leaving Midgar. When you reach Kalm, stop halfway through the flashback and let everyone sleep. When barret awakes he will actually turn into Mr.T!!!
Mr.T has full stats and spouts out catchphrases mid battle.
Also after beating the game with Mr.T on your party you can choose to view the 3 on 1 hentai scene where barret gets totally dominated by Tifa, Yuffie and Aeris!!!
;)

You guys are really funny! I can't seems to create a good one...**sigh**

Ok my rumour...

It is possible to marry chocobo sage as one of your characters.

On disc 1 when dressing up as a woman in the wall market in Midgar, enter the clothes shop with poison, fire, lightning, smelly feet and ice materias all equipted to cloud. walk up to one of the racks of clothes and press O against it 53 times. On the 54th time you will see a little speech box come up saying "oww that hurts". Keep pressing and eventually you will enter a fight scene. Kill the enemy before the time runs out and you will recieve item "wedding cake". You should also recieve item "pencil".

Equip the cake as an accesory to Cloud all the time you are in midgar after being dropped into the sewers by Don Corno.

Next when you visit Nibel (my hometown) and all those little munchkins wearing brown cloaks are wandering about, approach one (any one of them) with the pencil and prod it really hard in the back of its head. It should die screaming "HUIUIUUIIIIIUI!!!"

Go to the Nibel mountains and kill the materia keeper using only super mega gravity fire materia. Go back to Nibel and the body of that little muchkin thing with the pencil still embeded in its head. Press O next to it to recieve "Dirty Brown Munchkin Cloak"

Enjoy the subsequent cut scene in which all the little munchkin people run wild burning down Nibel rather than Septhroth. watch the helierous scene as Septhroth spanks them for being very bad followers.

Then on disc 2 in the whirlwind maze as all septhroths munchkin followers are gathered round put on the dirty brown cloak and fly up to the 89th follower and ask him for direction. he will reply "Gignhnhhnhn" and give you chicken materia.

Equip it when fighting the next Jenova. As you defeat her fly on the back of cids giant donkey to midgar, u will land in the church and chocobo sage will be wearing a wedding dress, give him the cake, and prod him with the pencil. He will over to marry you. Say "okely dokey" and "cheeeeesse dippers" to his resulting questions. Enjoy the cut scene in which chocobo sage fly to the moon in a chariot made of tissues from the battle arena. You will then see a flash back of their marriage, and watch as Tifa dies of malaria.

Its trueeeeeee. TRUUUUUUUEEE I TELL YOU!!!

Ahem......that was original...and funny!


Enjoy the cut scene in which chocobo sage fly to the moon in a chariot made of tissues from the battle arena.

This was the most funniest part of the story!

:D Me and My Brother are Very Bored.

Aerith and Sephiroth were together when he was sane. There was a love triangle with Aerith Zach and Sephiroth. She said Zach left her for another girl when she was talkign to cloud in the playground. He left her for Tifa. There's proof of this by that letter you find in Tifa's room when your'e Cloud and you're telling everybody that story in the inn. It's a letter from Zach. ..... so, feeling sorry for Aerith, Seph asked her out!

Haha. I'm so good.... T_T.

XD That was weird and so funny, Jackbob. Is Sephiroth's alternate weapon a giant hazing paddle? Hmmm... now there's a cosplay idea...

Hentai rumors are fun and funny! Almost always! There...are some instances I've experienced that.. I don't want to talk about...bad..memories... but yes! Those were funny! Barret turning into Mr. T! His gun arm wasn't made of gold and diamond- studded, was it? I'll bet he sold it to pay for his makeover for AC! my first rumor was a hentai rumor, I beleive. Say, what if Aeris' staff was given to her by a perverted ex-boyfriend with secondary functions in mind? Going into battle, armed with a sex toy? How would the sales pitch for a product like that go..? "Defend and pleasure at the same time! Introducing the vibromaster 3000!" Oops, time to go take my pills.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Yet the number 2# number of solid proof why Aeris is..A SLUT.

Nooooo!! I perfer the term "fast-worker". Sorry, but it's such a huge, upsetting impact for me... Aeris was supposed to be a bastion of all that is good and pure! A golden goddess! No more!
*moans and shouts in despair for 43 1/2 minutes*

Okay I'm over it now. Now, then.

A highly-guarded secret that nomura and his staff kept, there is an alternate way to finish the game. After the jets on the highwind are revealed, retreive the huge materias, as well the Ultima and Knights of the round materias. You may retreive the huge materias by walking up to them entering a sequence code the demands perfection of execution. Enter the room with Cloud, Barret, and Tifa, set their Limit breaks to level 4, and equip their Ultimate weapons filled with Mastered Materia. Then hold Square for 2 seconds, then up,up,down,left, R1, L2, Select, Stat, X and you will get the Huge materias. Next, you board the Highwind. a new, secret door in the wall has appeared on the second deck that leads to the engine room. Place the huge materias in the engine and go to the deck. Circle the planet in a straight line 80 times (without turning at all!) and the huge materias will kick in and cause the ship to leave the planet's atmoshpere and the crew will kamikaze into meteor, effectivley destroying it. The remains of the ship and meteor will crash directly into the crater, crushing Jenova and Sephiroth into molecules. This was to be the original ending, but members of the staff started killing themselves out of depression, so they changed it to the ending that everyone knows and (possibly) loves.

That was very orginal I never tought of a secret ending, i don't know why...

LOL...did anyone know that if you leave Cloud idle for a long time in the final battle against Sephiroth there is a small chance that they will drop their weapons and begin to talk. It goes like this:
Cloud: why did you have to kill aeris, man?
Sephy: ah, you know the thrill it gives you?! I walked away from the city of the ancients with something longer and harder than my sword under my cloak!!!
Cloud: Dude, uncool, duuuude!
Sephy: I didnt mean to kill her actually I just meant to spank her with my sword...I love that shit, me being an S and M freak and all. Hey wanna see my leather underwear?

Cloud then takes his own life in fear of being in such a compromising position...

GAME OVER

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL these rumors keep gettin better!

dude where do you get this shit from XD how in the hell do you think cloud'll say the word "dude" well if that's true i must try it i'm gonna try every rummor in here just to see if anyworks,i know that none of them will but well i've kill the weapons and now there are no challanges so i'm just gonna try them XD

Haha! For some reasen I'm thinking about the large trouser snakes one somebody posted.

Man, these are getting really good. Lapis, I'm going to play off of your rumor a little bit...

Cloud: Heart boxers (HP+ 10%)

Tifa: White panties (we all know it) (Distracts male enemies, Luck+20)

Aeris: Pink g-string (MP+ 15%)

Barret: Breifs ( Lowers HP, but increases attack power and MP)

Cid: The ever-disturbing gigilo-issue party thong (Frightens enemy, lowers defense)

Vincent: Elegant enchanted underwear from the underworld made from demon's flesh, ensures maximum freedom and support for each wearer. (Strength+10%)

Yuffie: Uncertain-possibly fishnet material if anything at all. (Agility+15)

Cait Sith: Doesn't apply.

Red XIII: Also does not apply.

Sephiroth: Irish leather underwear. (instant death)

Yeah the leather underwear thing gave me the whole idea. Please don't call me a rip-off. I did give credit where credit was due.

Originally posted by heavenscloud01
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL these rumors keep gettin better!

Yup, you have got that right.

I laughted at that one Master.

LOL, no worries Master, that kicked ass, but why doesn't Cait Sith wear: Sparkly Gay Cat Pants (Luck + 10, distracts gay enemies like um..er..Sephiroth???)
Also Red should have: Red Hot Chilli Peppers crotch Sock, to keep his privates from...getting in the way...you know (Atk % +20)

Firey Crotch sock and sparkly gay underwear it is, then!

YES!
I geuss its time to start working on the sexually-orientated secret weapons then huh?
To start you all off:
Barret- Vibrator Arm (pleasures female foes, Atk 80, Atk% 0 due to uncontrollable vibration!!!)
Anyone have any other ideas?

Cloud- Giant, oversized spanking paddle. ( def+20)

Tifa- Lubricated latex gloves (???)

Aeris- Vibrating rubber staff (regains HP)

Cid- long tickling feather. (lowers enemy def)

Vincent- body paint gun. (luck+15)

Cait Sith- Horny Horn (???)

Red XIII- his own "animal" attraction. (Def+50)

Sephiroth- Bullwhip (Attack+ 15)

HAHAHA. That was a good one.

dammit this thread is dying.

LOL!!! That was great Master!
Um, I better think up another rumour....

Okay, defeat all of the Weapons with Tifa landing the final hit. Next go to her house in Nibelheim and check under her bed, you will find her magic Boob Pump!!!
Use the Item in the inventory and Tifa's breasts will grow so big that you can actually fly through space on them ( like 2 hot air balloons)!!!
This can also be achieved by entering Tifas name as LARACROFT(!)

...desperate attempt i think, but none the less it was still good

Well, I kinda liked it. I loved the "magic boob pump" thing. I'm laughing as I write this, because I find anything that says "magic" followed by any sexually oriented device hilarious for some unknown reason.

I know what you mean...
MAGIC LOVE LUBE!!!
(giggle)

Yes, that's what I mean!

I tried to post something here earlier, but something happened, and it didn't go through. I'll try to put it up again later, because I'm not up to re-typing it right now. Either later tonight or tomorrow.

I got another one when you're doin the flash back and when you ggo to Tifa's room go into her drawers and get the undies... then when Tifa asks if that was true keep holding down on the control pad for an 1 and 30 minutes till a secret third selection appears... you cant see it's like the one from ff VIII.... sooo then she asks you to talk to her privatley in another room..... if you used Tifa in your party for all the times you could she'll have sex with you but if you totally ignore her she'll start slappin you crazy and leave you there. IF you got the first one you said.... Baby you know i wouldn't do a mean thing like that i'm sorry i made that up but if you got the second one you said.... of course i did bitch i looked on the tag and your'll only a size 4 damn you got a small ass!!

First person who trys to do it i'll send 50$ to across Western Union or whatever its called!!

Okay... ever wonder what goes on whenever you use a tent out in the wild in FFVII? Well, if you buy 99 tents, then use them all consecutivley, you can find out, as you are treated to a hidden CGI scene!

*Life in the Tent...*

As night falls, you see everyone getting comfortable...Barret putting Red XIII out on the front mat of the tent, then polishing his gun-arm, Cid settling on a stump, preparing to smoke and look at girly magazines all night, and everyone else concentrating on restraining Yuffie upside down on a tree branch in a kevlar straightjacket with titanium locks, lest she try to make off with their materia in the night. A few hours later, and night has fallen. Outside the tent, Barret is still lovingly polishing and cleaning out his gun arm, occasionally kissing it, Cid continues to smoke and veiw girly pictures by moonlight, Cait Sith is mysteriously silent and still (Reeve is using the computer systems in the doll body to download music illegally and burn them onto CDs), and Vincent is hanging upside down like a bat next to the struggling Yuffie, just to make sure all her blood doesn't run to her head. Inside the tent, Cloud is struggling with temptation as he wakes up after Tifa kneeing him in the kidneys to find Aerith and Tifa huddling together in their sleep for warmth. Cloud eventualy ties himself up and knocks himself out to get to sleep. In the morning, Cid is still smoking, but is now hiding his mags. Barret's arm is now so shiny, the reflection from the sun not only blinds, but sets a passing deer on fire! Venicin, anyone? Cloud is still asleep, having not succumbed to temptation, but for some reason, Tifa's skirt and Aeris' ribbon are missing anyway (check Cid's secret trophy gallery!) After freeing Yuffie and untying Cloud, breakfast begins on Cloud's buster sword/ buffet table (hey- it's big enough!). Now you know what goes on in that tent! Although it may now be more of a mystery as to how they regain all HP and MP than it was before!

Barret's arm is now so shiny, the reflection from the sun not only blinds, but sets a passing deer on fire!

crazy stuff:)

Originally posted by Lapis
I know what you mean...
MAGIC LOVE LUBE!!!
(giggle)

seriously, magic love lube.....

Originally posted by Master Nabeshin
Okay... ever wonder what goes on whenever you use a tent out in the wild in FFVII? Well, if you buy 99 tents, then use them all consecutivley, you can find out, as you are treated to a hidden CGI scene!

*Life in the Tent...*

As night falls, you see everyone getting comfortable...Barret putting Red XIII out on the front mat of the tent, then polishing his gun-arm, Cid settling on a stump, preparing to smoke and look at girly magazines all night, and everyone else concentrating on restraining Yuffie upside down on a tree branch in a kevlar straightjacket with titanium locks, lest she try to make off with their materia in the night. A few hours later, and night has fallen. Outside the tent, Barret is still lovingly polishing and cleaning out his gun arm, occasionally kissing it, Cid continues to smoke and veiw girly pictures by moonlight, Cait Sith is mysteriously silent and still (Reeve is using the computer systems in the doll body to download music illegally and burn them onto CDs), and Vincent is hanging upside down like a bat next to the struggling Yuffie, just to make sure all her blood doesn't run to her head. Inside the tent, Cloud is struggling with temptation as he wakes up after Tifa kneeing him in the kidneys to find Aerith and Tifa huddling together in their sleep for warmth. Cloud eventualy ties himself up and knocks himself out to get to sleep. In the morning, Cid is still smoking, but is now hiding his mags. Barret's arm is now so shiny, the reflection from the sun not only blinds, but sets a passing deer on fire! Venicin, anyone? Cloud is still asleep, having not succumbed to temptation, but for some reason, Tifa's skirt and Aeris' ribbon are missing anyway (check Cid's secret trophy gallery!) After freeing Yuffie and untying Cloud, breakfast begins on Cloud's buster sword/ buffet table (hey- it's big enough!). Now you know what goes on in that tent! Although it may now be more of a mystery as to how they regain all HP and MP than it was before!

LOL that was the best! But I have another question...What went on in the highwind scene? It will forever be a mystery..:(

Originally posted by Master Nabeshin
Tifa kneeing him in the kidneys

you are obsessed with tifa kneeing you in the kidneys!!

I agree. Wouldn't that hurt?

yeah, i've been kneed in my kidneys by one of my mates and it hurts like hell.... but i wouldn;t mind if tifa did it to me...

Yeah, it's kinda kinky, but I would prefer if she sat on my face!
Also, nice rumour, Master, the best yet. Im working on thinking of one now, just give me a few hours...

Originally posted by Sephiroth's Brother


you are obsessed with tifa kneeing you in the kidneys!!

Yes I am. I think kickers are funny. Also, I am immune to kidney punches/ kicks (due to a mysterious armor shell of bone and muscle. No, seriously.) So, I'm sorry for your kidney- harming experience, but I can't relate...
otherwise, thanks for the compliments everyone!

how about this one.....

Tifa had an affair with her martial arts trainer, Zangan. That's why Cloud is always so unhappy, as he fancies Tifa. He cannot tell anyone about it as (like Master Nabeshin would enjoy) she would knee him in the kidneys repeatedly. When cloud met Aeris, Tifa was jealous as she enjoyed making men upset over herself.

so whaddya think...

i havent posted in a while but i am most impressed with the whole secret underwear thing!omg that was hilarios!

I RETUUUURRRNNNN...! Oh, wait. DAMN! must go!

FFVII Rumor (most UNlikely)

Go to the burial grounds of Aeris. Use 13 Phoenix Downs on Cloud. After you've used all 13, a window should pop up saying
Aeris
"Cloud! You've awaken me! Here is a gift!"
then she gives a key to midgar so you can travel through EVERY section. aeris continues
Aeris
"Cloud, have Yuffie throw my most powerful weapon that you still have at a tonberry. Then, meet me at Costa de Sol!"

(rumor 2)
Go to Sector 5 in disc 3 after yo uget the key in the bone yard place. Go to the HONEYBEE INN. If you keep asking, the guy will give in and let you in. Go into the ladies changing room. Search through all the drawers until you find "magical orange thong". Go back outside midgar. During battles, Cloud will wear ONLY this orange thong, raising all females attack power to 999 (not to mention their lust ;))

sorry about the thong rumor :) :( it just came out