Darth Revan
02-14-2004, 01:34 PM
Simple thread this one. Just list 5 games which you've played, which you though were the most horrid, despicable and a blasphemy against the God of Video games, that they were ever made.

Here's my 5 -

5> Mummy Returns on Playstation 2.
I got this as a gift, and I almost killed the person who gave it to me. Bad graphics, worse voice acting, and the gameplay and sound weren't too great either. Only thing it had going for it, you could choose to be the good guy, O'connell or the mummy, Imhotep. Other than that, nothing good...

4> Vigilante 8 2nd offvense on Sega Dreamcast.
After playing Twisted Metal on PSX, I thought this was gonna be a good game (I've never played the first...), but I was disappointed. The controls were weird, and I couldn't get the hang of it. In my opinion, it was bad.

3> The Blues Brothers on SNES.
I love the Blues Brothers. I have all four of their albums, and both of their movies. I had heard of this game for some time, but never got round to playing it. I got a copy off of eBay (Didn't cost much, around $5 AUS. THAT should've alerted me to how bad the game was...), and had a go. 5 minutes later, I turned it off, ejected the cartridge and boxed it away. A shame this sucked.

2> SeaQuest DSV on SNES.
I liked this series, I really did. The game on the other hand... well, it sucked like a Hoover vaccuum machine. Bad controls, bad sound made this a bad experience for me.

and my number 1 worst game ever....

ET on the Atari 2600!!!
All you could do was walk along a path, fall in a hole and that's it! Game over! No wonder almost all of the cartridges where buried somewhere in the Nevada Desert.

Anywayz, that's my five worst games... What's yours?

MogKnight
02-14-2004, 04:03 PM
5. Home Alone 2 - SNES

I can never figure out why I had to kill vacuums and why I had a rocket launcher with a punching glove on the end...

4. Cowboy Bebop (JPN)- PSX

Seeing as though as it's a Japanese game that is really just a Star Fox rip off and a bad one at it... it makes the list of my worst games.

3. Dance Dance Revolution 1st Mix (JPN)- Arcade

I love the DDR series... just not this one. The reason is because this version had a whole mess of stuff that would make you vomit (and I mean it). While innovative at it's time, there's not much of a reason to actually play it now. Go pick up DDRMAX2 or something.

2. Dragon Ball Z: The Legacy of Goku - GBA

While the second game was actually good, the first game was just horrible in many ways. Hit detection was extremely horrible, you would basically just trade off hits every time!

1. Dragon Ball Z: Collectible Card Game - GBA

The game didn't even have a tutorial mode.... what the heck is that? The interface is extremely chunky and it looks like I can duplicate the whole game on Flash if I wanted to.

Alpott
02-14-2004, 08:40 PM
1. Army men

2. Army men sea and air

3. Army men air and sea

4 Army men sea and air 2

5. Army men 2

oh yeah and army men!

Kuro
02-14-2004, 08:51 PM
i'd hav to agree there with Alpott

Bahamut ZERO
02-14-2004, 08:58 PM
Judging by Alpott's answer, he doesn't like Army Men... *Avoids ever trying out that game.*

I'm not sure how big I can make my list... I'll just write games I generally can't stand which stand out in my mind and do those...

Legend of Kartia, PSX: God awful story, god awful battle system, that's the two main things I look for in a good RPG... And the music annoyed the crap out of me.

Golf, NES: Right from the start of the game with Mario as your player, and the sound effects ("Whoooooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo") It was a terrible game to have in your collection from the start...

... I seriously can't think of anymore without being controversial. I could put Kingdom Hearts in there for the lack of anything interesting in the storyline, the lack of finesse in the battle system, and the really, REALLY annoying music.

Loki
02-15-2004, 01:40 AM
ET would definately be the top.

I'm sure there was more terrible games... and i will post as I think of them... but mostly I have the uncanny ability of forgetting crappy games.

Oh shit... Bad Dudes on NES.

That stupid Contra game on PSX

Every old Forgotten Realms game on PC.

NOOO!!! THE MEMORIES ARE RETURNING!!!

Jamie
02-16-2004, 07:31 PM
Any game EA makes.

The Ricky
02-16-2004, 07:43 PM
FF8
Legend of Dragoon
DBZ: Goku
Dead or Alive
Pokemon: Collectable Card Game

Lightning Mage
02-16-2004, 11:29 PM
Just one.
Any one remember The Fifth Element?
I do. And It's cRaZy.
"Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here."
I'm prety sure that was said in a movie.

Fanaticalism
02-17-2004, 06:26 AM
Pokemon.. argh.. tats all i can remember