Loki
12-12-2003, 02:38 AM
Those of you who talk to me know that sometimes I break out in the middle of a conversation and start being almost a narrator in a strange story. I just start typing really dumb stuff, but some people seem to think it's funny, so I'll go ahead and post them here. This is an actual conversation between FaerieLady that had her laughing for a good while.
James says:
no i don't talk to other people... i only talk to you
FaerieLady says:
uh uh...you lie!
FaerieLady says:
i know u talk to that woman! i saw you!
FaerieLady says:
lol
James says:
what woman???
James says:
i don't even know any women
FaerieLady says:
heehee
FaerieLady says:
what am i to you then?! nothing?! lol
FaerieLady says:
j/k
FaerieLady says:
lol
FaerieLady says:
this is a funny conversation!
James says:
oh well of course your a woman! but i wasn't counting you there cuz you were talking about other women... and i don't know any other women
FaerieLady says:
heehee
FaerieLady says:
ur silly
FaerieLady says:
i'll bet you talk to SOMEBODY .....ANYBODY?
James says:
nope... i dont talk to people... i don't even talk to animals... i don't even talk to my plants, or even myself
James says:
just you
FaerieLady says:
no one else from the shrine? *can't believe him*
James says:
nah i don't like anybody from the shrine
James says:
cept you
FaerieLady says:
only me? really?
FaerieLady says:
*feels special*
FaerieLady says:
make some friends!
FaerieLady says:
what did u do before i got there?
James says:
there was nothing before you got there
James says:
the world was an empty abyss... and then there was you...
FaerieLady says:
lol
FaerieLady says:
awwwwww
James says:
and the world became bright and sparkly and smelled like cheese
James says:
and the world was full of shiny things and yummy yummy turkey
James says:
and the sun shined every day and the grass was the brightest green
FaerieLady says:
weird....i suppose....ok
FaerieLady says:
^_^
FaerieLady says:
glad i could help!
FaerieLady says:
lol
James says:
and then there was other shriners... and the world became depressed and dark
FaerieLady says:
no....
James says:
but FaerieLady fought back the darkness, and rolled the darkness up into a little ball, and left the ball on the ground... and there it stayed for many many years
FaerieLady says:
years?
FaerieLady says:
o.0
FaerieLady says:
heehee
James says:
then FaerieLady's dog came along and saw the ball and started playing with it. He slapped it back and forth and the depressed shriners inside were knocked all over eachother and hit their heads against eachother many times, giving most mild concussions
FaerieLady says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James says:
after the dog got tired of playing with the ball of darkness, he kicked it, and it started rolling. It rolled out the door and down the sidewalk into the street where it was ran over by a large vehicle. The shriners inside were smashed and blended together into one flat sheet of goo and darkness
FaerieLady says:
ugh!
James says:
An old homeless man walked by and picked up the shriner goo and put it into his little bag. He carried it back into his alley and put it down by his box and fell asleep. The shriners were restless... they did not like being goo... they needed a new body. Slowly the shriner goo moved itself toward the old man and into his ear.
FaerieLady says:
eweeeewwwwwwwww
James says:
The man woke up in the morning and felt different. He heard a voice in the back of his head... a different voice than the one he usually heard... the voice told him to go find FaerieLady
FaerieLady says:
ahg! oh no! help me!
James says:
so the man made his way to FaerieLady's apartment... he watched her through her window... and after he got done playing with himself he broke the lock on her door and walked inside... he took two steps and fell on his face... Loki had come from behind and grabbed his ankles causing him to trip.
FaerieLady says:
"and after he got done playing with himself".....um.....ew? gross? ugh?
FaerieLady says:
yay for loki!
FaerieLady says:
my hero!
James says:
Loki then proceeded to kick the man in the testicles many many times. Then stomped on his head a couple of times, and after a few more stomps, FaerieLady noticed the ooze coming back out of the old mans ear
FaerieLady says:
eeeeewy!
James says:
Loki looked down at the ooze and recognized a few shriners that he used to know. He kept stomping until all the ooze came out. The old man would have been back to normal then, and would have proceeded to pick up cans off the side of the highway to sell to recycling centers... but his head was crushed... so he was dead
FaerieLady says:
uh oh/........ppor guy...wrong place at wrong time i suppoise
James says:
Loki bent down and picked up the ooze in his hand... FaerieLady wondered what to do with it. Loki looked at her and said "The ooze will never stop hunting you" Then Loki put the ooze in his mouth. After trying to swallow he spit it back up. "That shit is really gross" he said
FaerieLady says:
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FaerieLady says:
you sillyhead! u shouldn't eat it! lol
James says:
After a few more attempts, he finally was able to stomach the ooze down. "Now I can fight the other shriners back internally... then they will not be able to find you."
James says:
and FaerieLady lived happily ever after... but Loki could not taste anymore, could not say anything with the letter R in it, and pissed purple for the rest of his life
James says:
no i don't talk to other people... i only talk to you
FaerieLady says:
uh uh...you lie!
FaerieLady says:
i know u talk to that woman! i saw you!
FaerieLady says:
lol
James says:
what woman???
James says:
i don't even know any women
FaerieLady says:
heehee
FaerieLady says:
what am i to you then?! nothing?! lol
FaerieLady says:
j/k
FaerieLady says:
lol
FaerieLady says:
this is a funny conversation!
James says:
oh well of course your a woman! but i wasn't counting you there cuz you were talking about other women... and i don't know any other women
FaerieLady says:
heehee
FaerieLady says:
ur silly
FaerieLady says:
i'll bet you talk to SOMEBODY .....ANYBODY?
James says:
nope... i dont talk to people... i don't even talk to animals... i don't even talk to my plants, or even myself
James says:
just you
FaerieLady says:
no one else from the shrine? *can't believe him*
James says:
nah i don't like anybody from the shrine
James says:
cept you
FaerieLady says:
only me? really?
FaerieLady says:
*feels special*
FaerieLady says:
make some friends!
FaerieLady says:
what did u do before i got there?
James says:
there was nothing before you got there
James says:
the world was an empty abyss... and then there was you...
FaerieLady says:
lol
FaerieLady says:
awwwwww
James says:
and the world became bright and sparkly and smelled like cheese
James says:
and the world was full of shiny things and yummy yummy turkey
James says:
and the sun shined every day and the grass was the brightest green
FaerieLady says:
weird....i suppose....ok
FaerieLady says:
^_^
FaerieLady says:
glad i could help!
FaerieLady says:
lol
James says:
and then there was other shriners... and the world became depressed and dark
FaerieLady says:
no....
James says:
but FaerieLady fought back the darkness, and rolled the darkness up into a little ball, and left the ball on the ground... and there it stayed for many many years
FaerieLady says:
years?
FaerieLady says:
o.0
FaerieLady says:
heehee
James says:
then FaerieLady's dog came along and saw the ball and started playing with it. He slapped it back and forth and the depressed shriners inside were knocked all over eachother and hit their heads against eachother many times, giving most mild concussions
FaerieLady says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James says:
after the dog got tired of playing with the ball of darkness, he kicked it, and it started rolling. It rolled out the door and down the sidewalk into the street where it was ran over by a large vehicle. The shriners inside were smashed and blended together into one flat sheet of goo and darkness
FaerieLady says:
ugh!
James says:
An old homeless man walked by and picked up the shriner goo and put it into his little bag. He carried it back into his alley and put it down by his box and fell asleep. The shriners were restless... they did not like being goo... they needed a new body. Slowly the shriner goo moved itself toward the old man and into his ear.
FaerieLady says:
eweeeewwwwwwwww
James says:
The man woke up in the morning and felt different. He heard a voice in the back of his head... a different voice than the one he usually heard... the voice told him to go find FaerieLady
FaerieLady says:
ahg! oh no! help me!
James says:
so the man made his way to FaerieLady's apartment... he watched her through her window... and after he got done playing with himself he broke the lock on her door and walked inside... he took two steps and fell on his face... Loki had come from behind and grabbed his ankles causing him to trip.
FaerieLady says:
"and after he got done playing with himself".....um.....ew? gross? ugh?
FaerieLady says:
yay for loki!
FaerieLady says:
my hero!
James says:
Loki then proceeded to kick the man in the testicles many many times. Then stomped on his head a couple of times, and after a few more stomps, FaerieLady noticed the ooze coming back out of the old mans ear
FaerieLady says:
eeeeewy!
James says:
Loki looked down at the ooze and recognized a few shriners that he used to know. He kept stomping until all the ooze came out. The old man would have been back to normal then, and would have proceeded to pick up cans off the side of the highway to sell to recycling centers... but his head was crushed... so he was dead
FaerieLady says:
uh oh/........ppor guy...wrong place at wrong time i suppoise
James says:
Loki bent down and picked up the ooze in his hand... FaerieLady wondered what to do with it. Loki looked at her and said "The ooze will never stop hunting you" Then Loki put the ooze in his mouth. After trying to swallow he spit it back up. "That shit is really gross" he said
FaerieLady says:
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FaerieLady says:
you sillyhead! u shouldn't eat it! lol
James says:
After a few more attempts, he finally was able to stomach the ooze down. "Now I can fight the other shriners back internally... then they will not be able to find you."
James says:
and FaerieLady lived happily ever after... but Loki could not taste anymore, could not say anything with the letter R in it, and pissed purple for the rest of his life