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Anaximander
04-11-2012, 10:43 PM
To revive this thread more, do you guys use any special techniques to make the ejaculation more pleasant or do you guys just ejaculate normally? Ones that don't cause health problems, of course, like that one thing I can't remember who mentioned.

When I changed my position to face down (I used to lay down and jack off), where I'm supporting myself with my left hand, on my knees, and stroking with my right hand, right after the orgasm (when you can really feel the semen in your penis), but before ejaculation, I lift myself up on my knees and hold it a bit, then go back down and let it out.

What I do: I pull down my pants and underwear, but leave my shirt on. I then do the above of getting up and holding it when I get to the orgasm part, take my shirt off, put it on the floor, and ejaculate. Because I don't want to get / like getting semen on my carpet, it gives me something to "worry" about, so to say. What I mean is if I have my shirt down on the floor from the beginning and stroke over it, it doesn't make me think as much, so I just ejaculate without getting up. However, when my shirt's on, it forces me, since I don't want it on my carpet, to hold it, get up, take my shirt off, and put it down on the floor.

Lately, I've been doing one of the following:


Pulling pants and underwear down just before my knees (sometimes all the way down to my feet) while keeping shirt on
Taking pants and underwear off completely while keeping shirt on (same as above, really, just that you're more naked. I just do it because.)


I usually keep my shirt on normally, but the last few times, I've put the front over my head so it takes longer to take get it off, making me hold it a bit longer so I can get an even better feeling.

Another thing I don't often do is lay down on my back, get my penis erect, and take the two fingers right of the thumb (right hand) and rub them back and forth on my penis glands -- one finger on each side, making a triangle kind of. I do that for a while to get a kind of tickle-y feeling and then turn around and do my usual masturbating routine of facing the floor.

Also, one thing I was reading online a long time ago is that you can stimulate yourself and ejaculate without touching your penis by rubbing it against things, such as mattresses. However, I've tried this, and while I've gotten stimulated (erect / hard), I haven't been able to jack off doing that. Has anyone else being able to do this?

Anyway, any techniques you guys have?

:chrishansen:

Sackboy
04-12-2012, 12:58 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL YOUR TUMMIES! STAY AWAY FROM THIS!




This is one of the most horrid macaronis I have ever encountered ; ; I try to raise awareness of how bad it is....

Perhaps, but this commercial, and girl who stars in it, is all kinds of win. One of my favorite commericals ever.

Kraft Homestyle Macaroni And Cheese 2010 Commercial - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYKTqnfWSNM&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL58D881B5AE85CCC6)

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And bacon~

Bacon is reserved for the ~STS~ thread.

docrate1
04-12-2012, 01:10 AM
To revive this thread more, do you guys use any special techniques to make the ejaculation more pleasant or do you guys just ejaculate normally? Ones that don't cause health problems, of course, like that one thing I can't remember who mentioned.

When I changed my position to face down (I used to lay down and jack off), where I'm supporting myself with my left hand, on my knees, and stroking with my right hand, right after the orgasm (when you can really feel the semen in your penis), but before ejaculation, I lift myself up on my knees and hold it a bit, then go back down and let it out.

What I do: I pull down my pants and underwear, but leave my shirt on. I then do the above of getting up and holding it when I get to the orgasm part, take my shirt off, put it on the floor, and ejaculate. Because I don't want to get / like getting semen on my carpet, it gives me something to "worry" about, so to say. What I mean is if I have my shirt down on the floor from the beginning and stroke over it, it doesn't make me think as much, so I just ejaculate without getting up. However, when my shirt's on, it forces me, since I don't want it on my carpet, to hold it, get up, take my shirt off, and put it down on the floor.

Lately, I've been doing one of the following:


Pulling pants and underwear down just before my knees (sometimes all the way down to my feet) while keeping shirt on
Taking pants and underwear off completely while keeping shirt on (same as above, really, just that you're more naked. I just do it because.)


I usually keep my shirt on normally, but the last few times, I've put the front over my head so it takes longer to take get it off, making me hold it a bit longer so I can get an even better feeling.

Another thing I don't often do is lay down on my back, get my penis erect, and take the two fingers right of the thumb (right hand) and rub them back and forth on my penis glands -- one finger on each side, making a triangle kind of. I do that for a while to get a kind of tickle-y feeling and then turn around and do my usual masturbating routine of facing the floor.

Also, one thing I was reading online a long time ago is that you can stimulate yourself and ejaculate without touching your penis by rubbing it against things, such as mattresses. However, I've tried this, and while I've gotten stimulated (erect / hard), I haven't been able to jack off doing that. Has anyone else being able to do this?

Anyway, any techniques you guys have?

This thread is STILL ALIVE ????

Ok, anyway...special fap techniques...lemme think. up down, up down...nah, that normal...

Oh, yeah, real special one.

go out, get a life and then...



























Get laid.

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Perhaps, but this commercial, and girl who stars in it, is all kinds of win. One of my favorite commericals ever.

Kraft Homestyle Macaroni And Cheese 2010 Commercial - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYKTqnfWSNM&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL58D881B5AE85CCC6)

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Bacon is reserved for the ~STS~ thread.


Eurysilas
04-12-2012, 01:37 AM
Poor Amaury. XD

In the space of a day or two, he has gotten an internet visit from both Caleb and Chris Hansen. :D

One tried to shoot his dick off, the other wants to interview him to death. ;p

EDIT- And then there was Mammi, who probably shrunk his wang to the size of a raisin with a single look.

HDHipHop1
04-12-2012, 05:03 AM
:chrishansen:

What do you want?

There's no pedophilia or ephebophilia in here. :eye:

Chocolate Misu
04-12-2012, 08:56 PM
:chrishansen:












































HDHipHop1
04-12-2012, 08:58 PM


Mmmmmmmmmm, booty warrior!!

Olde
04-13-2012, 07:54 AM
:chrishansen:













































HDHipHop1
04-13-2012, 08:07 AM





Olde
04-13-2012, 08:16 AM

HDHipHop1
04-13-2012, 08:21 AM
I can't fap to this. :sad:

Olde
04-13-2012, 08:29 AM
I can't fap to this. :sad:

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=5035583378358592&id=ac35030f7dd8071cdb9e4b74e207b25f

HDHipHop1
04-13-2012, 08:30 AM
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=5035583378358592&id=ac35030f7dd8071cdb9e4b74e207b25f

Now that just reminds me of our lost comrade, bud. :sad:

Anaximander
05-23-2012, 11:30 PM

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
05-23-2012, 11:35 PM
we gon' have jack off pics in here? :puppydog:

cuckoo77
05-23-2012, 11:45 PM
Now that just reminds me of our lost comrade, bud. :sad:

We are had our spats but he was interesting.

*sniff sniff*

I'm cashing in on that group hug as soon as Brimley gets here.

Orie
05-23-2012, 11:47 PM
this is still alive............................................. .............................................
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510
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WHAT???
I'm hungry!!!! and right now I would do it with chocolate.
By "do it" I meant eat it.
By "eat it" I meant the chocolate.
By "Chocolate" I meant my girlfriend.
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wait...... now I remember.... I have no girlfriend.0.0
http://m.UploadEdit.com/ban/1337813237138.gif

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
05-23-2012, 11:50 PM
group hug

:169:

Amanda
05-24-2012, 12:10 AM
? What happened to Bud??

How am I s'posed to make ejaculation more pleasent? And, WHY would I care really. So, now just getting there isn't enough, it's gotta be special too?

oaqm
05-24-2012, 08:02 AM



loadit
07-11-2012, 01:25 PM
wtf

impudent urinal
07-11-2012, 04:03 PM
Necro fap.

HDHipHop1
07-13-2012, 07:40 AM
dark necro fap

cuckoo77
07-13-2012, 07:42 AM
dusty necro fap with a slight scent of sweaty cheese.

HDHipHop1
07-13-2012, 07:45 AM
Not enough dark flavor. Can't fap to it.

Sackboy
07-14-2012, 01:15 AM
I will gladly take $1,000,000 to reenact that American Pie scene, but with a bowl of mac n cheese instead of apple pie.

HDHipHop1
07-14-2012, 06:27 AM
fettuccine alfredo for me

JonC
07-14-2012, 06:40 AM
I will gladly take $1,000,000 to reenact that American Pie scene, but with a bowl of mac n cheese instead of apple pie.
Angelina Jolie for me.
JonC

ZeLobster
07-15-2012, 01:26 AM
Ohai, I'm new here. :)

*reads this thread*



I'll....just be...going...now... :|

HDHipHop1
07-15-2012, 01:39 AM
We've scared the new blood away. :169:

Sackboy
07-15-2012, 03:21 AM
We've scared the new blood away. :169:

They're clearly not sts worthy.

HDHipHop1
07-15-2012, 04:06 AM
Hello, Man With the Jessica Chobot avatar.

Sackboy
07-15-2012, 04:21 AM
Jessica Chobot! :swoon:

HDHipHop1
07-15-2012, 06:05 AM
Christina Hendricks :swoon:


impudent urinal
07-15-2012, 06:13 AM
I'm housesitting and feel like fapping, but it feels weird to do it in someone else's place.

HDHipHop1
07-15-2012, 06:19 AM
Though Christina is pushing me towards it.

You shouldn't have said this.


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HDHipHop1
07-17-2012, 07:40 PM


I wonder how he'd feel about the abomination that is the Twilight books?

Sarah
08-05-2012, 03:56 AM
stuff/stuff/tapirs

i'm upset i missed this post until now.

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I want to get this done but there's no place close to me that does it.

i never understood the fascination with threading, it doesn't last any longer than waxing D:

MoreToLife
08-14-2012, 06:27 AM
I'm just going to leave this here....


AFMG
08-14-2012, 03:07 PM
Hi guys, what's going on he...

*checks last post*

...I'm so gonna love this place!

docrate1
08-14-2012, 03:20 PM
I wonder how he'd feel about the abomination that is the Twilight books?

He'd burn the books, then the author.

MoreToLife
08-14-2012, 05:16 PM
Lol!!! Same here!


(oh shoot I didn't mean to reply without quoting someone!!!)

Orie
09-01-2012, 01:44 AM
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/167/6/c/The_Tobi_Dance_by_Spicesky.gif
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10934411/oretachi%20ni%20tsubasa%20wa%20nai%20small.gif
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/167/6/c/The_Tobi_Dance_by_Spicesky.gif

*hidden masturbation*

HDHipHop1
09-04-2012, 10:55 PM
Because this thread needs a more noticeable black presence:

Orie
09-04-2012, 11:01 PM
I dont like her face

Williamtaylor1969
09-11-2012, 03:34 PM
Pictures of PeeWee Herman?? On a thread discussion about masturbation?? There is something SOOOOO wrong about that! :)

William

Lunchbox McGillicuddy
09-14-2012, 12:41 PM
Is this picture relevant



Yes or Yes

Orie
09-14-2012, 12:57 PM
I think I would prefer something MORE Relevant like this:






But this also works :p


Lunchbox McGillicuddy
09-14-2012, 12:58 PM
Oh, so like this then?


Orie
09-14-2012, 01:02 PM





She seems to like it. Can't argue with her There. :D

Lunchbox McGillicuddy
09-14-2012, 01:04 PM
Yeah


Orie
09-14-2012, 01:06 PM

gunnerx7
09-14-2012, 02:49 PM
wtf did i walk into??

Amanda
09-14-2012, 03:12 PM
Yer best not asking those sorts of questions. Or,...err...turning on the lights. Just go with the flow, and cry it out later...:awsm:

AFMG
09-14-2012, 03:24 PM
http://imageshack.us/a/img841/5296/boner.gif

Relevant to this discussion.

HDHipHop1
09-14-2012, 05:03 PM
Conducive to masturbation:

Marceline
09-14-2012, 07:39 PM
HD, come participate in this round of 10 songs, please. It's remixes~

Orie
09-14-2012, 09:02 PM
http://imageshack.us/a/img841/5296/boner.gif

Relevant to this discussion.

Suspicious.


AFMG
09-15-2012, 01:11 AM
That reminded me "There's Something About Mary"... and Cameron Diaz back in "The Mask". That's good material :D

HDHipHop1
09-15-2012, 05:34 AM
HD, come participate in this round of 10 songs, please. It's remixes~

Sure will! :D

I just need to finish the first two rounds. :laugh:

JonC
09-15-2012, 06:07 AM
Why?
I've only done the first three of Round One.
And that was after I did all 10 of Round Two.
In fact, the first one I posted was Volume 19.
Just jump on in wherever.
JonC

Tom Toonami Tunes
09-15-2012, 06:17 AM
Because this thread needs a more noticeable black presence:


Where's her nipples? It's like comics with PG-13 nudity that don't feature the naughty bits but don't cover them properly.

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Oh, so like this then?



Ohhh I remember that stuff. IT was like sweeter rice chex with lucky charms marshmallows in it. I also remember the turtle fruit pies and this weird squeeze tube of stuff you ate.

HDHipHop1
09-15-2012, 08:11 AM
Where's her nipples? It's like comics with PG-13 nudity that don't feature the naughty bits but don't cover them properly.

MY MAN!!! Ask and you shall receive. :D
One chocolate goddess for the gentleman.

impudent urinal
09-15-2012, 08:12 AM
The question still stands. Those nips are huge. Where was she hiding them before?

HDHipHop1
09-15-2012, 08:13 AM
In yo mouth!!! :neckroll:

cuckoo77
09-15-2012, 08:22 AM

JBHankin
11-07-2014, 03:15 AM
Kitty porn?

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
11-07-2014, 05:15 AM
Congratulations.

You have the power to revive dead threads.
Now hit them in the head and keep 'em dead.

AFMG
11-08-2014, 01:34 AM
Now hit them in the head and keep 'em dead.

So you mean... masturbate? Are we doing phrasing anymore?

tehƧP@ƦKly�ANK� -Ⅲ�
11-08-2014, 03:35 AM
Just a little spit.
To get it going.