A Spoiler Free Aeris Thread 8D

Wtf is up with her insanely massive boots? I mean, they’re completely disproportionate.

Check these mad paint skills that emphasize my point. :/

(But srsly, her real boots are pretty huge.)

Somebody was a weeee bit bored.

haha that made me laugh more than it should, for some reason.

Why do I find this funny? I just don’t get it.

:laugh:

SPOILER!!!

lol

END SPOILERS!!

Why do I find this funny? I just don’t get it.

Hyperbole FTW.

Am I the only one who read "boots" as "boobs"?

Also that might explain a lot of things…but since this isn’t a spoiler thread

I WILL NOT SAY THAT SHE DIED AND LIKE FELL TO THE BOTTOM OF A LAKE LIKE IN UNCANNY SPEED (maybe it was the BOOTS!|)

you keep saying you’ve got something for me.
something you call love, but confess.
You’ve been messin’ where you shouldn’t have been a messin’
and now someone else is gettin’ all your best.

These boots are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin’
and you keep losin’ when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin’ when you oughta be changin’.
Now what’s right is right, but you ain’t been right yet.

These boots are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

You keep playin’ where you shouldn’t be playin
and you keep thinkin’ that you�ll never get burnt.
Ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he know you ain’t HAD time to learn.

Are you ready boots? Start walkin’!

lol

;868724′]

(But srsly, her real boobs are pretty huge.)

awww man, you guys spoiled everything…. :/

lmfao

she’s a freaking prostitute

hussy

Not trying to change the subject or anything….but we all know who the bigger hussy/prostitute was. (Cough) Tifa. >>

Well, Tifa was never really a prostitute. A whore, yes, but she never tried to exchanged sexual favors for any form of service.

Aeris did, I mean she promised Cloud a "date" for protecting her, and we all know what she meant by this "date" of hers.

That slut.

Am I the only one who read "boots" as "boobs"?

Sadly, no.

haha that made me laugh more than it should, for some reason.

lol funny. I like bums.

maybe she has like that hair disorder and her legs look like wolverines;)

Karen: "And you know what they say about girls with big feet!"
Jack: "….."
Karen: "….."

*Everybody thinks hard, but fail.*

Well, Tifa was never really a prostitute. A whore, yes, but she never tried to exchanged sexual favors for any form of service.

Aeris did, I mean she promised Cloud a "date" for protecting her, and we all know what she meant by this "date" of hers.

That slut.

youre only a whore/prostitute if you do it for money…she was a freelance slut

aeris was doing it for services rendered so she is prostitute

tifa is just a whore

i think cait sith was the bigger slut since he was always riding that moogle

i think cait sith was the bigger slut since he was always riding that moogle

Wow, thats interesting……try not to think about it….

i think cait sith was the bigger slut since he was always riding that moogle

LMAO, bad visions….bad visions…..ew…