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J. Peterman
07-11-2008, 07:20 PM
i saw a cat run through the yard
it had an expired credit card
SINGING THE BLUES IT DID SO WELL
I WAS CRYING GOING TO SWELL

CAT CAT CAT RUNNING THROUGH MY YARD
YOU ARE DUMB AND SMELLY TARD
GIVE ME BACK MY EXPENSIVE CAR
AND LET ME DRINK AND MY CRUMMY BAR

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE DASHBOARD
OH BABY CALIFORNIA I LOVE YOU

the end


Pimp Daddy McSnake
07-11-2008, 07:41 PM
MAN I LIKE IT. VERY POST-MODERN

AND ENDS IN FREE VERSE!!!


OrionRezil
07-11-2008, 09:27 PM
Meh.

*shakes head*

It’s just not good writing, really.


Pimp Daddy McSnake
07-11-2008, 10:09 PM
Meh.

*shakes head*

It’s just not good writing, really.

Sorry sir, but you can’t seem to appreciate fine literature. Go back to school.


J. Peterman
07-14-2008, 07:25 AM
man here is a better open

Oh baby I humped you like a box
Oh baby you smell but I don’t care you were begging for seconds and I was still horny
Oh baby you are so hot but I was drunk so you were even hotter
Oh baby I left my wallet in the car I’ll pay you tomorrow


Ngrplz
07-14-2008, 08:23 AM
ELITE LITERATURE GLOTY!11

J. Peterman
07-14-2008, 08:49 AM
man wtf is a better open i was like man too much oh yeah fvvii

Ngrplz
07-16-2008, 06:15 AM

Gentleman Ghost
07-16-2008, 07:29 AM
Chocolate Says:
I love chicken, I love liver,
Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver!
I love chicken, I love liver,
Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver!
I love chicken, I love liver,
Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver!

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