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CD Collection.

Monty Pythons Flying Circus [1970]

1CD
MP3 192Kbs
19 Tracks
55Mins

Track Listing

1. Flying Sheep
2. A Man With Three Buttocks
3. Crunchy Frog
4. Nudge, Nudge Wink, Wink
5. The Mouse Problem
6. Buying a Bed
7. Interesting People
8. Barber Shop Sketch
9. Lumberjack Song
10. Interview
11. Arthur Two Sheds
12. Children’s Stories
13. Visitors
14. Albatross
15. Mr.Hilter
16. The North Minehead By-Election
17. Me, Doctor
18. Dead Parrot Sketch
19. Self-Defence
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Another Monty Python Record [1971]

1CD
MP3 128kbs
20 Tracks
54Mins Approx

Track Listing

1. Apologies
2. Spanish Inquistion
3. World Forum
4. Gumby Theatre Ect.
5. The Architect Sketch
6. Spanish Inquistion, Part 2
7. Ethel the Frog (The PIranha Brothers)
8. Death of Mary, Queen Of Scots
9. Penguin On The TV
10. Spanish Inquistion, Part 3 Comfy Chair
11. Be A Great Actor
12. Theatre Critic
13. Royal Festival Hall Concert
14. Spam
15. The Judges
16. Stake Your Claim
17. Still No Sign of Land
18. The Judges (Again)
19. Undertaker
20. Spanish Inquistion, Part 4 Folk Songs
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Monty Python’s Previous Record [1972]

1CD
MP3 128Kbs
20 Tracks
45Mins

1. Embarrassment-Book At Bedtime
2. Dennis Moore
3. The Money Programme
4. Dennis Moore Continues
5. Australian Table Wines
6. The Argument Clinic
7. How To Do It Lessons
8. Putting Budgies Down
9. Eric the Half A Bee
10. Radio Quiz Game
11. Travel Agency
12. A Massage
13. Silly Noises Quiz
14. Miss Anne Elk
15. We Love The Yangtse
16. A Minute Passed
17. Eclipse of the Sun
18. Alistair Cook
19. The Wonderful World of Sounds
20. A Fairy Tale
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The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief [1973]

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1CD
MP3 128
16 Tracks
45Mins Approx

Track Listing

1. Church Police"
2. Elephantoplasty"
3. Novel Writing"
4. Word Association"
5. Bruces/Philosopher’s Song"
6. The Adventures of Ralph Mellish/Hot Dogs and Knickers"
7. Cheese Shop sketch"
8. Wasp Club/Tiger Talk"
9. Great Actors"
10. The Background to History"
11. First World War Noises"
12. Boxing Tonight (Fight Of The Century)"
13. Minister for Overseas Development (aka Mrs. Niggerbaiter explodes)"
14. Oscar Wilde and Friends"
15. Buying A Cat (aka Taking in the Terrier)"
16. Phone-In"
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Live at Drury Lane [1974]

1CD
MP3 128
22 Tracks
60Mins

Track Listing

1. Inrtoduction
2. Llamas
3. Gumby Flower Arranging
4. Terry Jones Link
5. Secret Service
6. Wrestling
7. Communist Quiz (Including World Forum)
8. Idiot Song
9. Albatross
10. Nudge Nudge
11. Silly Noises
12. Cocktail Bar
13. Travel Agent
14. Spot the Brain Cell
15. Bruce’s Song
16. Argument Song
17. Four Yorkshirmen
18. Election Special (Medley)
19. Lumberjack Song
20. Theme Song "Liberty Bell"
21. Parrot Sketch
22. Liberty Bell
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The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail [1975]

1CD
MP3 128
25 Tracks
45Mins

Track Listing

1. Introduction To The Executive Version
2. Tour Of The Classic Silbury Hill Theatre
3. Live Broadcast From London: Premiere Of The Film
4. Narration From The Silbury Hill Gentlemen’s Room / You’re Using Coconuts (extended version on 1997 CD)
5. Bring Out Your Dead
6. King Arthur And The Old Woman: A Lesson In Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune Living
7. A Witch?
8. A Lesson In Logic
9. Knights of the Round Table
10. The Quest For The Holy Grail
11. Live From The Parking Lot At The Silbury Hill Theatre
12. The Castle Of Louis De Lombard: A Strange Person (extended version on 1997 CD)
13. Bomb Scare
14. This Is Side Two!
15. Executive Version Announcement – Apology
16. The Story Of The Film So Far
17. The Tale Of Sir Robin
18. The Knights Who Say Ni!
19. Interview with Filmmaker Carl French
20. The Tale Of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle
21. Tim the Enchanter / A Shakespearean Critique
22. A Foul-Tempered Rabbit
23. The Bridge of Death (1997 CD version only)
24. Executive Version Addendum
25. The Castle Aaargh / The End
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Monty Python Live at City Center [1976]

1CD
MP3 128
19 Tracks
62Mins

Track Listing

1. Introduction/"Llama"
2. Gumby Flower Arranging"
3. Short Blues" by Neil Innes
4. Wrestling"
5. World Forum"
6. Albatross"/"Colonel Stopping It"
7. Nudge Nudge"
9. Crunchy Frog"
10. Bruces’ Song"
11. Travel Agent"
12. Camp Judges"/"Blackmail"
13. Protest Song" by Neil Innes
14. Pet Shop"
15. Four Yorkshiremen"
16. Argument Clinic"
17. Death of Mary, Queen of Scots"
18. Salvation Fuzz"/"Church Police"
19. Lumberjack Song"
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The Monty Python Instant Record Collection [1977]

1CD
MP3 128
24 Tracks
56 Mins Approx

Track Listing

1. Introductions
2. Alistair Cooke
3. Nudge, Nudge
4. Mrs. Nigger-Baiter
5. Constitutional Peasants
6. Fish Licence / Eric the Half a Bee
7. Australian Table Wines
8. Silly Noises
9. Novel Writing
10. Elephantoplasty
11. How To Do It
12. Gumby Cherry Orchard
13. Oscar Wilde
14. Introduction
15. Argument
16. French Taunter
17. Summarise Proust Competition
18. Cheese Emporium
19. Funerals at Prestatyn
20. Camelot
21. Word Association
22. Bruces
23. Parrot
24. Monty Python Theme
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Monty Python’s Life of Brian [1979]

1CD
MP3 128
30 Tracks
55Mins Approx

Track Listing

1. Introduction
2. Brian Song
3. The Wise Men At The Manger
4. Brian Song (Continued)
5. Sermon on the Mount (Big Noise)
6. Stone Salesman
7. Stoning
8. Ex-Leper (Nortius Maximus)
9. You Mean You Were Raped
10. Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
11. Romans Go Home
12. What Have the Romans Ever Done For Us
13. Ben
14. Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)
15. Prophets
16. Beard Salesman
17. Brian’s Prophecy
18. The Hermit
19. He’s Not the Messiah
20. He’s A Very Naughty Boy
21. Pilate Sentences Brian
22. Nisus Wettus
23. Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger)
24. Nisus Wettus with the Gaolers
25. Release Brian
26. Not So Bad Once Your Up
27. Revs Salute Brain
28. Cheeky Is Released
29. Mandy to her Son
30. Look On The Bright Side of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)
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Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album [1980]

1CD
MP3 128
24 Tracks
45 Mins Approx

Track Listing

1. Sit on My Face
2. Announcement
3. Henry Kissinger
4. String
5. Never Be Rude to an Arab
6. I Like Chinese
7. Bishop
8. Medical Love Song
9. Farewell to John Denver
10. Finland
11. I’m So Worried
12. Bet You They Won’t Play This Song On The Radio
13. Martyrdom of St. Victor
14. Here Comes Another One
15. Bookshop
16. Do What John
17. Rock Notes
18. Muddy Knees
19. Crocodile
20. Decomposing Composers
21. Bells
22. Traffic Lights
23. All Things Dull & Ugly
24. A Scottish Farewell
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The Hastily Cobbled Together for a Fast Buck Album [1981]

1CD
MP3 128
26 Tracks
54 Mins

Track Listing

1. An Announcer
2. Here Comes Another One [A Clockwork Orange Version]
3. I’m So Worried! [Country/Western version]
4. Mrs. Particle and Mrs. Velocity
5. Otto and the Suicide Squad (deleted scene from Life of Brian)
6. Otto Song
7. Rooting Around in My Attic
8. Psychopath
9. Olympic Shopping
10. Bunn Whackett Buzzard Stubble and Boot
11. Talking Science (DNA)
12. School Song
13. Headmaster/Dead School Boy
14. Laughing at the Unfortunate
15. I’ve Got Two Legs
16. Leg Amputation
17. Re-assuring You About the Doctor
18. Deep-Sea Insurance Agent/Accountancy Shanty
19. Indian Restaurant
20. Minister of Defence
21. Freelance Undertaker
22. Rudyard Kipling
23. Apology
24. Memory Training
25. Acronyms
26. Hi-fi Shop
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Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life [1983]

1CD
MP3 128
24 Tracks
55Mins Approx

Track Listing

1. Introduction
2. Fish Introduction
3. The Meaning Of Life Song
4. Birth
5. Birth Link/Frying Eggs
6. Every Sperm is Sacred
7. Potestant Couple
8. Adventures Of Martin Luther
9. Sex Education
10. Trench Warfare
11. The Great Tea of 1914-18
12. Fish Link
13. Terry Gilliam’s Intro
14. Accountancy Shanty
15. Zulu Wars
16. Link (Michael Palin)
17. The Dungeon Restaurant
18. Link-Live Organ Transplants
19. The Galexy Song
20. The Nit Noel Coward (Penus) Song
21. Mr. Creosote
22. The Grim Reaper
23. Christmas In Heaven
24. Dedication (To Fish)
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The Final Rip Off [1987]

2CD
MP3 128
47 Tracks
115 Mins

Track Listing

CD1
1. Introduction
2. Constitutional Peasant
3. Fish License
4. Eric the Half-a-Bee Song
5. Finland Song (alternative mix)
6. Travel Agent
7. Are You Embarrassed Easily?
8. Australian Table Wines
9. Argument
10. Henry Kissinger Song (extended version) (See also: Henry Kissinger)
11. Parrot (Oh, Not Again)
12. Sit On My Face (alternative mix)
13. Undertakers
14. Novel Writing
15. String
16. Bells
17. Traffic Lights
18. Cocktail Bar
19. Four Yorkshiremen
20. Election Special
21. The Lumberjack Song

CD 2

1. I Like Chinese (alternative mix)
2. Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1
3. Cheese Shop
4. Cherry Orchard
5. Architects Sketch
6. Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 2
7. Spam
8. Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 3
9. Comfy Chair
10. Famous Person Quiz
11. You Be the Actor
12. Nudge, Nudge
13. Cannibalism
14. Spanish Inquisition Revisited
15. I Bet You They Won’t Play This Song on the Radio (alternative mix)
16. Bruces’ Philosophers Song
17. Bookshop
18. Do Wot John
19. Rock Notes
20. I’m So Worried
21. Crocodile
22. French Taunter
23. Marilyn Monroe
24. Swamp Castle
25. French Taunter, Pt. 2
26. Last Word
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Monty Python Sings [1991]

1CD
MP3 128
25 Tracks
1Hr

Track Listing

1. "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
2. "Sit on My Face
3. "Lumberjack Song"
4. "Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)"
5. "Oliver Cromwell"
6. "Money Song"
7. "Accountancy Shanty"
8. "Finland"
9. "Medical Love Song"
10. "I’m So Worried"
11. "Every Sperm Is Sacred"
12. "Never Be Rude to an Arab"
13. "I Like Chinese"
14. "Eric the Half-a-Bee"
15. "Brian Song"
16. "Bruces’ Philosophers Song (Bruces’ Song)"
17. "The Meaning of Life"
18. "Knights of the Round Table (Camelot Song)"
19. "All Things Dull and Ugly"
20. "Decomposing Composers"
21. "Henry Kissinger"
22. "I’ve Got Two Legs"
23. "Christmas in Heaven"
24. "Galaxy Song"
25. "Spam Song"
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The Ultimate Monty Python Rip Off [1994]

1CD
MP3 160
29 Tracks
75Mins

Track Listing

1. "Introduction"
2. "Finland"
3. "Travel Agent"
4. "I Like Chinese"
5. "French Taunter"
6. "Australian Table Wines"
7. "Spanish Inquisition"
8. "The Galaxy Song"
9. "Every Sperm is Sacred"
10. "Grim Reaper"
11. "Sit on My Face"
12. "Argument"
13. "Death of Mary, Queen of Scots"
14. "Four Yorkshiremen"
15. "Lumberjack Song"
16. "Albatross"
17. "Nudge, Nudge"
18. "Parrot"
19. "Bruces / Philosophers’ Song"
20. "Fish Licence"
21. "Eric the Half"-a-Bee
22. "The Spam Song"
23. "Big Nose"
24. "Stoning"
25. "Link 1"
26. "Welease Woger"
27. "Link 2"
28. "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
29. "Spanish Inquisition" (Ending)

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Eric Idle Sings Monty Python [2001]

1CD
MP3 128
22 Tracks
57 Mins

Track Listing

1. Spam Song
2. The Meaning of Life
3. Money Song
4. Every Sperm is Sacred
5. Accountancy Shanty
6. The Meaning Of Life Poem
7. I Like Chinese
8. The Bruces’ Philosophers Song
9. Men Men Men
10. Shopping
11. Sit On My Face
12. Penis Song
13. All Things Dull And Ugly
14. Eric The Half A Bee
15. One Foot In The Grave
16. I Must Be In Love
17. Rock Notes
18. The Galaxy Song
19. Medical Love Song
20. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
21. Lumberjack Song
22. Liberty Bell
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Spamalot [2006]

1CD
MP3 128
25 Tracks
52Mins

1. Tuning
2. Overture
3. Historian’s Introduction to Act 1
4. Finland/Fish Slapping Dance
5. Monks Chant/He Is Not Dead Yet
6. Come With Me
7. Laker Girls Cheer
8. The Song That Goes Like This
9. He Is Not Dead Ye (Play Off)
10. All for One
11. Knights of the Round Table/That Song Goes Like This (Reprise)
12. Find Your Grail
13. Run Away
14. The Intermission
15. Historian’s Introduction To Act II
16. Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
17. Beave Sir Robin
18. You Won’t Succeed on Broadway
19. Diva’s Lamnet (Whatever Happned to My Part?)
20. Where Are You?
21. His Name Is Lancelot
22. I’m All Alive
23. Twice in Every Show
24. Act II Finale
25. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (Company Bow)
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De Wolfe Presents: Monty Python: 30 Musical Masterpieces 69-74 [2009]

1CD
MP3 192
30 Tracks
73 Mins

Track Listing

1. Liberty Bell (Monty Python’s Flying Circus Theme)
2. Ad Lib (The Visitors)
3. Academy Award (Light Entertainment Awards)
4. Man of Power (Film Director / Teeth)
5. Peter Pan (Children’s Story)
6. Bright Lights (Blackmail) Sam Fonteyn
7. Market Research (The Golden Age of Ballooning)
8. Roving Report No.2 (It’s a Living)
9. Hearts & Flowers (Blood, Devastation, Death, War & Horror)
10. Eye of Horus (D???j??? v???) Peter Willshire & Keith Chester
11. Early Dusk (Dennis Moore)
12. Pastoralia (Gumby Flower Arranging)
13. Flute Promenade (Animation)
14. Comedy Set Variation 2 (The Pantomime Horse Is a Secret Agent Film)
15. Eveil a L’Aube (Owl Stretching Time)
16. Arena March (Ideal Loon Exhibition)
17. Man of Destiny (Whicker’s World/Njorl’s Saga)
18. The Hunt (Mosquito Hunters)
19. March Trident (Olympic Hide & Seek Final)
20. Ripcord (Salad Days)
21. Aggression (Scott of the Sahara)
22. The Poor Soul (Zeppelin)
23. Theatre Overture (Trim Jeans Theatre)
24. David & Goliath (The Attila the Hun Show)
25. The Bankquet Pt. 3 (Brandle de Bourgogne)
26. Trumpet Call (Elizabeth L)
27. Military Preparation (The All England Summarize Proust Competition)
28. Casbah (Archaeology Today)
29. The Long Haul (Russian 42nd International Clambake)
30. On the River (Royal Episode 13)

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Monty Python Sing Again (Deluxe)[2014]

2CD
MP3 256
50 Tracks
2 Hrs 3 Mins

Track Listing

Disc: 1
1. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
2. Meaning Of Life
3. The Silly Walk Song
4. Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)
5. Money Song
6. Oliver Cromwell
7. Accountancy Shanty
8. Finland
9. Medical Love Song
10. I’m So Worried
11. Every Sperm Is Sacred
12. I Like Chinese
13. The Naval Medley
14. Sit On My Face
15. Never Be Rude To An Arab
16. Eric The Half A Bee
17. Brian Song
18. Rudyard Kipling
19. Nudge Rap / Blackmail
20. Bruces’ Philosophers’ Song
21. Knights Of The Round Table
22. All Things Dull And Ugly
23. Decomposing Composers
24. Henry Kissinger
25. I’ve Got Two Legs
26. Rainy Day In Berlin
27. Christmas In Heaven
28. Galaxy Song
29. Spam Song
30. Lousy Song
31. Lumberjack Song

Disc: 2

1. Flying Sheep
2. A Man With Three Buttocks (Television Interviews)
3. Crunchy Frog (Trade Description Act)
4. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
5. The Mouse Problem
6. Buying A Bed
7. Interesting People
8. Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber)
9. Lumberjack Song
10. Interview
11. Arthur Two Sheds
12. Children’s Stories
13. Visitors
14. Albatross
15. Mr Hilter
16. The North Minehead By-Election
17. Me, Doctor
18. Dead Parrot Sketch
19. Self Defence
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Monty Python Total Rubbish [2014]

9CD
MP3 320
10Hrs +

Track Listing/CD Listing

CD1: Monty Python’s Flying Circus

1. Flying Sheep
2. A Man with Three Buttocks
3. Crunchy Frog (Trade Description Act)
4. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
5. The Mouse Problem
6. Buying a Bed
7. Interesting People
8. Barber Shop Sketch(The Barber)
9. Lumberjack Song
10. Interview
11. Arthur Two Sheds
12. Children’s Stories
13. Visitors
14. Albatross
15. Mr Hilter
16. The North Minehead By – Election
17. Me, Doctor
18. Dead Parrot Sketch
19. Self Defence

CD2: Another Monty Python Record

1. Introduction (Part 1)
2. Introduction (Apology)
3. Spanish Inquisition (Part 1) (Extended)
4. Gumby Theatre
5. Contradiction
6. Abattoire
7. Spanish Inquisition (Part 2)
8. Ethel The Frog
9. Mary Queen Of Scots (Extended)
10. Spanish Inquisition (Ending) (Extended)
11. Sound Quiz
12. Be A Great Actor
13. Neville Shunt
14. Festival Hall Emille
15. Spam Sketch
16. Spam Song (Edit)
17. Camp Judges
18. Stake Your Claim
19. Lifeboat
20. Camp Judges (Part 2)
21. Undertaker (1:40)
22. Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch
23. Treadmill Lager
24. Bishop At Home (Mr. Stoddard)
25. Court Room Sketch
26. Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)

CD3: Monty Python’s Previous Record

1. Introduction
2. Are You Embarrassed Easily?
3. A Book At Bedtime
4. England 1747 Denis Moore
5. Money Program
6. Money Song
7. Denis Moore (Part 2)
8. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)
9. Australian Table Wine
10. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme) (Part 2)
11. Argument (Edit)
12. How To Do It
13. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme) (Part 3)
14. Pepperpots
15. Personal Freedom
16. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme) (Part 4)
17. Eric The Half A Bee Sketch
18. Eric The Half A Bee
19. What Do You Do Quiz
20. Travel Agent
21. Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister
22. Silly Noises
23. An Elk Sketch
24. Yangtse Kiang Sketch
25. Yangtse Kiang Song
26. Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister (Part 2)
27. A Minute Past
28. 1972 Eclipse Of The Sun
29. Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck
30. Wonderful World Of Sound
31. Certified Stiff
32. Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister (Part 3)
33. Happy Valley
34. Baxter’s
35. Meteorology
36. Blood, Devastation, War & Horror
37. The Great debate
38. Mortuary Visit
39. Flying Fox Of The Yard
40. Is There
41. Teach Yourself Heath
42. The Book Ad
43. Big Red Bowl
44. Pepperpots (Part 2)
45. Pellagra

CD4: Monty Python’s Matching Tie and Handkerchief

1. Election Forum
2. Dead Bishops/ Rats
3. Elephantoplasty
4. Novel Writing
5. Word Association
6. Bruce’s Sketch
7. Bruce’s Song
8. Ralph Mellish
9. Doctor Quote
10. Cheese Emporium
11. Wasp/ Tiger Club
12. Raspberry
13. Great Actors
14. Background To History
15. Record Shop
16. First World War
17. Mrs Niggerbaiter
18. Oscar Wilde
19. Pet Shop
20. Phone In
21. Psychopath
22. TelePrompter Football Results
23. Radio Tuning Radio 4 – Announcer Graham Chapman/ Radio Time Announcer Terry Jones
24. Radio Shop
CD5: Monty Python Live at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane

1. Introduction
2. Llamas (Including ‘Granada’)
3. Gumby Flower Arranging
4. Terry Jones Link
5. Secret Service
6. Wrestling
7. Communist Quiz (Including ‘World In Action’)
8. Idiot Song
9. Albatross
10. Nudge Nudge
11. Silly Noises
12. Cocktail Bar
13. Travel Agent
14. Spot The Brain Cell
15. Bruce’s Song
16. Argument Song
17. Four Yorkshiremen
18. Election Special (Medley)
19. Lumberjack Song
20. Theme Song ‘Liberty Bell’
21. Parrot Sketch
22. Theme Song ‘Liberty Bell’ (Part 2)
23. UK Tour Interview Promo

CD6: Monty Python’s Holy Grail

1. Introduction (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)
2. Introduction (Part 2) (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)
3. Arrival At Castle
4. Constitutional Peasants
5. Witch Burning
6. Logician
7. Camelot
8. Camelot Song
9. Arthur And God
10. Classic (Silbury Hill)
11. French Castle
12. Announcement (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)
13. Apology (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)
14. So Far
15. Brave Sir Robin
16. The Knights Who Say "Ni"
17. Classic (Silbury Hill) (Part 2)
18. Marilyn Monroe
19. Sir Lancelot & Swamp
20. Tim The Enchanter
21. Drama Critic
22. Hand Grenade Of Antioch
23. Announcement (Monty Python And The Holy Grail) (Part 2)
24. End Of Quest
25. Arthur’s Song
26. Documentary – Terry Jones And Michael Palin
27. Run Away Song

CD7: Monty Python’s Life Of Brian

1. Introduction
2. Brian Song
3. The Wise Men At The Manger
4. Brian Song (Part 2)
5. Sermon On The Mount (Big Nose)
6. Stone Salesman
7. Stoning
8. Ex – Leper
9. You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)
10. Link To Revolutionaries In The Amphitheatre (Loretta)
11. Revolutionaries In The Amphitheatre (Loretta)
12. Romans Go Home
13. What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?
14. Ben
15. Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him To The Floor)
16. Prophets
17. Beard Salesman
18. Brian’s Prophecy
19. The Hermit
20. He’s Not The Messiah
21. He’s A Very Naughty Boy
22. Pilate Sentences Brian
23. Nisus Wettus
24. Pilate With The Crowd (Welease Wodger)
25. Nisus Wettus With The Gaolers
26. Release Brian
27. Not So Bad Once You’re Up
28. Revs Salute Brian
29. Cheeky Is Released
30. Mandy To Her Son
31. Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)
32. Otto Sketch
33. Otto Song
34. Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)
35. Brian Song – Alternate Version
36. Radio Ad – Record Shop
37. Radio Ad – Twice As Good

CD8: Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album

1. Sit On My Face
2. Announcement
3. Henry Kissinger
4. String
5. Never Be Rude To An Arab
6. I Like Chinese
7. The Bishop
8. Medical Love Song
9. Finland
10. I’m So Worried
11. I Bet You They Won’t Play This Song On The Radio
12. Martydom Of St Victor
13. Here Comes Another One
14. Bookshop
15. Do What John
16. Rock Notes
17. Muddy Knees
18. Crocodile
19. Decomposing Composers
20. Bells
21. Traffic Lights
22. All Things Dull And Ugly
23. A Scottish Farewell
24. Contractual Obligation – Terry Jones And Graham Chapman Promotional Interview
25. Radio Ad Obligation Promo
26. Medical Love Song – Alternate Demo Version
27. I’m So Worried (Demo Version)

CD9: Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life

1. Intro (The Meaning Of Life)
2. Fish (Morning)
3. The Meaning Of Life
4. (Part One) The Miracle Of Birth
5. MP Link
6. (Part Two) The Third World (Yorkshire)
7. Every Sperm Is Sacred
8. Bloody Catholics
9. Link (Martin Luther)
10. (Part Three) Growth And Learning
11. (Part Four) Fighting Each Other
12. Terry Gilliam Introduction
13. Accountancy Shanty
14. (Part Five) Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)
15. (Part Six) The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)
16. (Part Seven) Death (Christmas In Heaven)
17. MP Link (Dedication To Fish)
18. Intro Title Song Demo Meaning Of Life – Piano Version
19. Alternate Intro Title Song Meaning Of Life – Band Version
20. Fat Song – Deleted Intro To Mr Creosote Sketch
21. Alternate Christmas In Heaven Song
22. Radio Ad – Philisophers Corner
23. Radio Ad – Officer
24. Radio Ad – German Translation
25. Greasy Hair
26. Dino Viccotti
27. Stretch The Script
28. Grand Prix
29. Hard Of Thinking
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Disc 1: https://mega.nz/#!eEg0FbTI!d8MDsmm4qL5HK2eoe7XkB78ORG582CnFM-r5_Lnhb84
Disc 2: https://mega.nz/#!ORR1ADJS!Q1g7DF2M3IaqvFlghbbCIA7WF7fz6YhqgSQLa6euudM
Disc 3: https://mega.nz/#!TIAmmCrQ!OcJES8ooHpazN6_01ZtB73-D7eCEip0EUJONZjIhsKw
Disc 4: https://mega.nz/#!nFAh0ICT!aeCYeI1BxEfBaiUK5ZV044a4nIDOsQ4wawTi-L8JfS0
Disc 5: https://mega.nz/#!uRh0jLCK!6NGmSYmJn09UxZnD_x4KJw9SZR_eBgzXqw47jbCnffs
Disc 6: https://mega.nz/#!3UQ0mLRT!zZeToVuJ9Ku4sXerZ3ZSCCEFOLD1wSRckm_0c6J4efA
Disc 7: https://mega.nz/#!zIQzHCSD!3RbDOMx_1-T8MPDki1D8oXrqmeLuPEzma7uebxLt66Q
Disc 8: https://mega.nz/#!7QYwFaiZ!JdWDVn4Qx3vZ6kCyASkfx3joEHYk6KNhiBg_rw16B5A
Disc 9: https://mega.nz/#!SMg3kDra!5_G_g_WvAun1Aq3TBXwanXBRIBvS1k1oEEwwP6QhQh4
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Monty Python Live! (Mostly) One Down Five to Go (DVD Rip) [2014]

2CD
MP3 320
52 Tracks
2Hrs 17Mins

Track Listing

CD1

1. Overture
2. 20th Century Vole/One Down Five to Go/Retardis
3. The Llama
4. Liberty Bell
5. Four Yorkshirman
6. Missing Lips
7. The Fish Slap Dance
8. The Penis Song
9. The Navel Medley
10. Camping Out
11. Chaplin
12. The Colonel (It’s Silly)
13. The Ballet Townswomen Guild Presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour
14. Michelangelo’s David
15. Michelangelo & The Pope
16. Every Sperm Is Sacred
17. The Blacklifts
18. God Appears
19. Silly Olympics
20. The Lion Tamer
21. The Lumberjack Song
22. Charles Atlas
23. Philospher’s Football Pt 1
24. The Bruces (Feat, Eddie Izzard)
25. Philospher’s Football Pt.2
26. Crunchy Frog
27. Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
28. I Like Chinese/Pepperpots (Intermission)

CD 2

1. Spam Lake
2. Sit On My Face
3. Mary Queen of Scots
4. Gumby Flower Arranging
5. Camp Judges
6. Full Frontal Nudity
7. Albatross
8. Nudge Nudge
9. Blackmail Song
10. Blackmail (Feat, Mike Myers)
11. Anne Elth’s Teory on Brontosaures
12. Conrad Pooh’s Dancing Teeth
13. The Spanish Inqusition
14. Galexy Song
15. Brian Cox & Stephen Hawking
16. Venus De Mile
17. Silly Walk Song
18. Argument Clinic
19. Spam Cafe’
20. Dead Parrot
21. Exploding Orchestra
22. Cannibal Pram
23. Christmas In Heaven
24. Always Look On The Bright Side of Life/Credits
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Disc 1 = https://mega.nz/#!jQJwmChL!ffCEYTX0fQtz35wIENgu8IED-vMhUY7jUOI80gtN1JY
Disc 2 = https://mega.nz/#!LVhkXRYS!_OtZKvUUKK8Owmqarwf79LnemBUG45pNP0H-ADDoJpU
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BONUS: Monty Python’s Little Black Round Thing [LP]

1CD
2 Tracks
MP3 320
14 Mins

Track Listing

1. Introduction from Head of New Musical Express / Election Night Special: part 1 / Hair Spray Ad
2. Reviews / Election Night Special: part 2 / The Lumberjack Song
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https://mega.nz/#!aYIwGD4L!pgzdMx9JUGrON4bevbqpCIHVSBTka_OMBTDag5bVFzo
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Monty Python: The Autobiography

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nd%2BBJ7ScL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
2CD
MP3 128
2.5 Hrs
40 Tracks
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https://mega.nz/#!6ZIWATxT!7RpN5WVvYiiVDbs9wKl8irefiPZsiRNYDAVBPpjlW2I
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Wowsers or should I say Ni, ni!
Nice share!, it’s like a Golden Grail hidden inside a giant wooden rabbit! I’m still trying to get out of Castle Anthrax, feeling weaker everyday!

Links received, thanks Kirk!

Thxs Spectre 🙂

Kirk101, could you please send me the links to this marvelous collection. Thank you for the post and the links.

Can I get the links sent to me when ready? Awesome assortment, thanks!

Links Sent
Thankyou For Your Patience

A link to the "Eric Idle Sings…" would be most welcome.
Cheers

Link Sent

Can I have a link please?

Links would be fab. Ni!

You Need To Post Some More Before I Can PM You

Would love the link to this – thanks in advance

WoW! This is fantastic. I have a few of these on cassette (Somewhere.). Would love to get the link. Thanks for the great post, Kirk101.

Your Welcome

Great upload!
May I have the links, please?

Ni… I love a listen…

Links Sent (Except Halibutt 2209 You Need to Post More Times to Unlock PM Box)

Thanks to Sprectre & Petros For the Rep
And Thanks to All Who Clicked The "Like" Button It Helps Motivate Me To Make More Threads Enjoy

Link received! Many thanks…

brian your a very naughty boy ….. would love the links… thanks !!

Links Sent!!

"And Now For Something Completely Diffirent….A Man With Three Buttocks"

I’d love links in a PM when you have a chance. Thanks!

Links Sent

Received.
Many thanks!

links please! THANK YOU GOOD SIR!

Links would be much appreciated. Thanks

Could you send me the links please? Thank you.

This looks awesome! May I have some links please?

Pleases links.
Thank you

Welease Wodger!

Please, can I have the links….

Also wick wick

and several butchers aprons

(am I a fan or what)

Hi Kirk, May i have the links please, and thanks for this awesome share.

All Links Sent
Enjoy People!

It looks like a mindblowing collection… Could you send me the links please? Thank you so much in advance!

Link Sent

May I please have the links. There are a couple of the early ones that I had on vinyl but don’t anymore. Thanks, in advance… scott

This is just Awesome, looking forwards to seeing them all (minus one) back together next month! Please can I have the link to this great collection?! TIA

Links received. Thank you, Kirk101 for this great post.

Would love links as well. Thank you.

Please send the links. Many thanks!

Awesome! Thanks for the link 🙂

1. All Links Sent
2. Thanks For Letting Me Know You Recived!
3. Thankyou For the "Likes" And Rep I Am Very Greatful

Enjoy!
Kirk101

I just got them, and thanks again Kirk, great job!

Thanks again the links, love this collection!

Links would be great. Thanks in advance.

Yes please!

Links please
Thanks in advance

Links Sent

This looks awesome!
Pleases links.
Thank you!!

You Need to Post A Few More Times To Unlock Your PM Box

Hi there, please send links for, "Flying Circus", "Another MP Record", "MP’s Previous Record" and "MP’s Matching Tie and Handkerchief". Haven’t seen these since I had them as a kid. Thanx!

Links received! Thank you!!!

Hi there, please send links for, "Flying Circus", "Another MP Record", "MP’s Previous Record" and "MP’s Matching Tie and Handkerchief". Haven’t seen these since I had them as a kid. Thanx!

Links Sent

I would absolutely love this link

thank you in advance

Links Sent

Could I have links please? Thank you very much.

Link Sent

might i trouble you for some links kind sir?

Link Sent

many many many thanks indeed ;0

Hoo-boy. Great share.

Pre-thanks for a link?

Links received, thanks Kirk. "Nudge, nudge. Wink wink. Say no more". I couldn’t find Spamalot included but here it is monty python's spamalot (2005 original broadway cast) – Download – 4shared – Admusicals (http://search.4shared.com/postDownload/9Mh9vYdL/monty_pythons_spamalot__2005_o.html).

It Is Its Entitled Original Broadway recorfing In The Link I Sent All Soundtracks Are In There

Links, please and thanks!

Link Sent

Could I possibly get links for the first two albums pretty please? Thanks.

Hello Mr Gold…May I have the links? Thank you very, very much!!!!

Would love the links please!

I would love to get the links. Are they wafer thin?

link for The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. thanks in advance!

All Links Sent

Link received. Many thanks!

Link please? What a set!

Links received! Thanks so much!

I’d love a copy of the links too please? Many thanks.

Links Sent

Yes please, I’m missing a few of these.
Cheers!

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Links received, thanks very very much!

Link received, thank you kindly!

Can I ask for a link? Thanks!

Link Sent

Link received.
Many thanks!

Links received, thank you!

Got the link….and dling now……thanks Gold!

What’s the bit rate on these and it wasn’t released as a complete set was it?

Thanks.

Mr. Gold – I too would love these links. I’m not quite dead yet.

Mr. Gold – I too would love these links. I’m not quite dead yet.

Link Sent

Link Sent

Links received and thank you very much!! I’ll be laughing my *ss off in a bit.

Link received. Thank you!

I have the link now, thanks a lot!

Phenomenal collection you have. A link would be appreciated. Many thanks in advance.

Edit: Link received. Thanks so very much.

Link Sent

Could I please request the link.

[Edit] Received, thanks!

Link Sent

Dear fine Sir,

one would like to aquire a copy of the Link to these fine Tunes.

Link Sent

Thank you kind Sir for the quick delivery, one was pleased.

aka

gratz bro, imma’ happy

what a inviting presentation.i can???t resist.if you find the time in between all the link sending….i???ll be up all night.thanks.

Link sent

what a tasteful,elaborate presentation,and thanks for the prompt delivery,too.
???another monty python record??? does not download,even after several trials.just this one file.

Interesting collection,,, and I`m interested, Thanks Mr G

Any chance I can get the links? Thanks for sharing.

I’m very keen for the link to Holy Grail please. Thank you!

Link Sent

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what a tasteful,elaborate presentation,and thanks for the prompt delivery,too.
???another monty python record??? does not download,even after several trials.just this one file.

I Have Just Checked the File Seems Fine. Sometimes After You Have Downed A Few Files On MEGA Its Times Out Just Give It An Hr And It’ll Be Alright

What a great job! Of course I’d like links.
Thank you very much for this great post

Link Sent

Link Sent

Thanks a lot, got the links.

Hi Mr Gold! Can you please send me the links as well?

Link Sent

Links received thank you very much

Links received, awesome!!! Thank you very,very much!!

Great list. I so look forward to asking for them.

Link Sent

More comedy gold…Wow! Again, Mr Gold if you could furnish me with a download link that would be splendid! Many thanks!

Link Sent

Hi, can you send me the links?

Link Sent

Hi, great collection. Would you happen to have the remastered Monty Python Sings (Again) deluxe edition that was released today?

No Only What Is On Page One But I Can Look For It

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Gimmie A Couple of Days And I’ll Keep An Eye

Thanks, I’m sure it’ll turn up sooner or later.

Getting excited to see their final live performance on 7/20! Even though it’ll be in a movie theater…

Heck Better Than Nothing I Don’t Know How It Would Be Without Grahem Chapman He Did Quite A Lot of the Posh Leader Roles.

FYI The New Album Tracklist

Track Listings

Disc: 1

1. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
2. Meaning Of Life
3. The Silly Walk Song
4. Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)
5. Money Song
6. Oliver Cromwell
7. Accountancy Shanty
8. Finland
9. Medical Love Song
10. I’m So Worried
11. Every Sperm Is Sacred
12. I Like Chinese
13. The Naval Medley
14. Sit On My Face
15. Never Be Rude To An Arab
16. Eric The Half A Bee
17. Brian Song
18. Rudyard Kipling
19. Nudge Rap / Blackmail
20. Bruces’ Philosophers’ Song
21. Knights Of The Round Table
22. All Things Dull And Ugly
23. Decomposing Composers
24. Henry Kissinger
25. I’ve Got Two Legs
26. Rainy Day In Berlin
27. Christmas In Heaven
28. Galaxy Song
29. Spam Song
30. Lousy Song
31. Lumberjack Song

Disc: 2

1. Flying Sheep
2. A Man With Three Buttocks (Television Interviews)
3. Crunchy Frog (Trade Description Act)
4. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
5. The Mouse Problem
6. Buying A Bed
7. Interesting People
8. Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber)
9. Lumberjack Song
10. Interview
11. Arthur Two Sheds
12. Children’s Stories
13. Visitors
14. Albatross
15. Mr Hilter
16. The North Minehead By-Election
17. Me, Doctor
18. Dead Parrot Sketch
19. Self Defence

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Disc 2 Is The Flying Circus Disc Already Posted.

Disc 2 Is Sings Again But It Has 3 Less Tracks Than Its Original Release

Yep, looks like there’s 6 extra songs on the album, newly recorded by Eric Idle.

And the second disc is just a remaster of the first album (Flying Circus).

Yes.

I Just Ordered Off Amazon! So Will Be Here In A Few Days I Will Rip (MP3 320kbs)

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Will Be Here In 2-3 Days :awsm;

please may I have these.
I’m seeing them on Saturday

Link Sent

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It Has A Free Auto-Rip Function So I Am Uppin Now 🙂

Woo-hoo! Thanks. Can I be the first one to get a PM for the link, pretty please? =)

Aye I Will Send It Your Way Upon Arrival LOL Its 20% Will Be Half Hr Or So Ok??

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I’m Hoping This New Live One Gets A CD Release

Sounds good. Really appreciate this, man.

No Probs I Would Have Got It Anyway! LOL

FYI Disc 2 Is Actually Live At Camden Town Hall London Remastered Not The Fying Circus Disc :awsm:

Monty Python: Sings Again [Deluxe Edition][2014] uploaded

THANK YOU SO MUCH! YOU’RE AWESOME!!! 😀

Your Welcome So The Whole Collection Comes to 20 Disc Now! LOL Enjoy My Friend. :awsm:

Thanks also for hosting it on MEGA. Download already finished, I’m off to enjoy the tunes. 😉

MEGA Is Better. Yes Enjoy I’m Off to Bed Its 23.38PM Here Laters

Hi! Could you send me the links please?

I want another shrubbery!

(And the links!)

Thanks!

May I please have the link to the MP Sings Again?

Thank you for the links Mr Gold! Splunge!

Links Sent

Thank you for the links Mr Gold! Splunge!

Your Welcome

Could you send me the links to Monty Python Sings (Again) Deluxe Edition please? Also, do you plan on getting and uploading the Total Rubbish boxset that was released on the same day as Sings (again)? Yes, it’s consists of re-releases of a few classic Python CDs, but this new release adds extra tracks and is also recently remastered.

I Won’t Be Getting That Because It Is Literally Everything Already Upped.

Oh, ok. Well, could you please give me the link to Monty Python Sings (Again) Deluxe Edition? I would really appreciate it.

Link Sent.
I Just Read On Amazon To Celebrate The Relases Of Sings Again They Have Collectd Every Other Album (Which Is Posted Here) And Put Them In A Box So People Can Buy Them All Together. So Not Worth Paying ???76 And Hours Of Uploading. But TBH Its LIterally All Of Them In A Nice Box. :awsm:

Thanks for the link! If I want any of the other Python discs, I’ll let you know!

You are very, very kind to offer this amazing collection. I have some of these, but only on cassette from about 25 years ago. If you would be willing to provide me links for all of these, I would be very happy and very thankful.

Cheers to you for all your hard work on this.

-DM

Link sent

I’d like a link for Monty Python Sing Again please 😀

link sent

Link received, smooth downloading! Thanks a lot 😀 😀

Merci beaucoup!

May I have the links, please?

Link Sent

Hey, I’m also interestet in that music:)

Link Sent

Very fast answer, thank you very much!

I just saw the [brilliant] live show so am ready for a glut of Monty Python; link please. 😉

Link Sent

Hi Mr Gold,

If I can have a link please, it would be very much appreciated. Thank You, Sir!

Pooch

Link Sent

Thanks, Mr Gold! 🙂

FYI Disc 2 Is Actually Live At Camden Town Hall London Remastered Not The Fying Circus Disc :awsm:

Just to clarify, they are the same thing. They have renamed it for some reason recently.

Well Its Another Disc Anyway! :awsm:

Hi Mr Gold…links please? Thanks very much 🙂

link sent

Could you please send me the links, as well? Thank you!

Link Sent

Links received, Cheers sir!

This is wonderful! Thank you very much!

Could I ping you for the Sings (Again) link pl0x?

You Need More Posts To Unlock Your PM Box 🙂

I would love a link for this collection please

Dont forget The final Monty Python reunion show at London’s O2 Arena is to be broadcast live on UK television.

Monty Python Live (Mostly) will be screened on comedy channel Gold on 20 July 2014, marking the end of the group’s 10-night run.

The three-hour event will be preceded with a live backstage programme.

You Need More Posts To Unlock Your PM Box 🙂

Bum. Not be a mo…

Edit: ah. Turns out that this post did it. Once more with feeling, then…? 😉

That Worked :awsm:

Links Sent (To Both)

Cheers dude (again :p) – looks like I need to tweak settings…:kirbywalk:

omg! please could i have these links?

i’m totally floored….

thank you so much!

Outstanding collection. Thank you so very much! Rep added to you!

omg! please could i have these links?

i’m totally floored….

thank you so much!

Link Sent

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Outstanding collection. Thank you so very much! Rep added to you!

Thankyou "Your The Greastest" :awsm:

Links received. Thank you! 😉

Could you send me a link too, please?

hello
please send me the link for your nice collection. thank you

Thanks for the link, Mr Gold!

Can you send me the links, please?
Thank you very much! Greetings from Hungary! 🙂

You Need Between 5-10 Posts To Activate Your PM Box

Well, now it’s already ok. 🙂

Link Sent

links received, thanks

Thankyou All For Your Thankyou, Likes And Rep
I Am Most Greatful 🙂

New Album Added To Post 1

Links, please!

any chance these can be posted in flac format.

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Love this thread.
I brought the iTunes copy of TOTALLY RUBBISH, but my download ended up with a hissing sound in one of the tracks from it.
Can’t wait to have a retail CD copy, so pissed off with iTunes.
A day and a half I had it.
luckily got a full refund.
Due to the amount of days I had it.

MP3 Is All I Do I’m Afaraid But Will Be 320

(FLAC Files Take Up A Lot of Room And I Have A Lot Of Threads)

I saw it on 5th July, guest star was Matt Lucas.
Amazing night.
So rude and couldn’t believe what they got away with.
Hope GOLD doesn’t sensor it.
But it’s coming to blu-ray in November.

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Nice one.
Thank you very much.
Your a good friend

Regarding Blu-Ray/DVD
Yes I Am Hoping To Rip The Audio From It 🙂
(Unless It Gets A CD Relese of Course) :awsm:

FYI
I Have Had This Thread Renamed so People Can Post Pics or General Chat About the Pythons 🙂

Cleese couldn’t stop talking without putting a F or 2.

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they also forgot some lines, and some props were not on stage either so they had to improvise

Ha
Tell Me Did Palin Remember The Lyrics To Lumberjack

In The Paper During An Interview He Said He Was Worried He Would Forget
:awsm:

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Links, please!

Link Sent !!

even before it reached 9pm and kids around the ages of 8 at the event they started singing Penis Song and The Naval Medley.
With penis cannons with bubbles poring out of it…
🙂

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yep he remembered to put Lumberjack in the right order.

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I just couldn’t watch Galaxy Song, Christmas In Heaven and Nudge Rap / Blackmail.
Epilepsy.
apart from that all was 10-10.

This title will be released on November 10, 2014.
Product Description

Live performance by British surreal comedy group Monty Python recorded at the O2 Arena in London as part of their reunion tour. Involving all five surviving members of The Pythons, the show includes some of their best-known material, which has been reimagined for a contemporary audience.

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where’s the post to the first link

What Link??

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No Links Are Posted On The Thread You Have to Request Them
All Info For Albums Is Page 1 Post 1
:awsm:

to 1st post.

Go Back to Page 1 At the Bottom of the Page Just Abouve Where You Type Your Message Click First

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TINY BLACK ROUND THING ADDED (FILES PROVIDED BY ASEEF PLEASE SEND YOUR THANKS) :awsm:

Who have the guests been in the live shows? I know Stephen Fry, Lee Mack and Matt Lucas, anyone know the others?

If anyone can fill in the gaps, I’ll tell who the Pythons WANT to get for the final show if the practicalities can be sorted out. [No kidding, I heard it direct from Eric Idle!]

Everthing Is Upped (Except Total Rubbish) LOL Exsected Within The Week 🙂

Bill Baily

Sketch of the Day

Dead Parrot

The cast:
MR. PRALINEJohn Cleese SHOP OWNERMichael Palin
The sketch:

A customer enters a pet shop.

Mr. Praline: ‘Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(The owner does not respond.)

Mr. Praline: ‘Ello, Miss?

Owner: What do you mean "miss"?

Mr. Praline: (pause)I’m sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

Owner: We’re closin’ for lunch.

Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue…What’s,uh…What’s wrong with it?

Mr. Praline: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. ‘E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it!

Owner: No, no, ‘e’s uh,…he’s resting.

Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

Owner: No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

Mr. Praline: The plumage don’t enter into it. It’s stone dead.

Owner: Nononono, no, no! ‘E’s resting!

Mr. Praline: All right then, if he’s restin’, I’ll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) ‘Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I’ve got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show…

(owner hits the cage)

Owner: There, he moved!

Mr. Praline: No, he didn’t, that was you hitting the cage!

Owner: I never!!

Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!

Owner: I never, never did anything…

Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) ‘ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o’clock alarm call!

(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)

Mr. Praline: Now that’s what I call a dead parrot.

Owner: No, no…..No, ‘e’s stunned!

Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?

Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin’ up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.

Mr. Praline: Um…now look…now look, mate, I’ve definitely ‘ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not ‘alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

Owner: Well, he’s…he’s, ah…probably pining for the fjords.

Mr. Praline: PININ’ for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got ‘im home?

Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin’ on it’s back! Remarkable bird, id’nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

(pause)

Owner: Well, o’course it was nailed there! If I hadn’t nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent ’em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn’t "voom" if you put four million volts through it! ‘E’s bleedin’ demised!

Owner: No no! ‘E’s pining!

Mr. Praline: ‘E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

(pause)

Owner: Well, I’d better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I’ve had a look ’round the back of the shop, and uh, we’re right out of parrots.

Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.

Owner: (pause) I got a slug.

(pause)

Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?

Owner: Nnnnot really.

Mr. Praline: WELL IT’S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)

Mr. Praline: Well.

(pause)

Owner: (quietly) D’you…. d’you want to come back to my place?

Mr. Praline: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.

Alternate ending:

Mr. Praline: (sweet as sugar) Pray, does it talk?

Owner: Nnnnot really.

Mr. Praline: WELL IT’S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

Owner: Look, if you go to my brother’s pet shop in Bolton, he’ll replace the parrot for you.

Mr. Praline: Bolton, eh? Very well.

(The customer leaves.)

(The customer enters the same pet shop. The owner is putting on a false moustache.)

Mr. Praline: This is Bolton, is it?

Owner: (with a fake mustache) No, it’s Ipswitch.

Mr. Praline: (looking at the camera) That’s inter-city rail for you.

(Mr. Praine goes to the train station. He addresses a man standing behind a desk marked "Complaints".)

Mr. Praline: I wish to complain, British-Railways Person.

Attendant: I DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS JOB, YOU KNOW!!!

Mr. Praline: I beg your pardon…?

Attendant: I’m a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss!

Mr. Praline: Excuse me, this is irrelevant, isn’t it?

Attendant: Yeah, well it’s not easy to pad these python files out to 150 lines, you know.

Mr. Praline: Well, I wish to complain. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswitch.

Attendant: No, this is Bolton.

Mr. Praline: (to the camera) The pet shop man’s brother was lying!!

Attendant: Can’t blame British Rail for that.

Mr. Praline: In that case, I shall return to the pet shop!

He does.

Mr. Praline: I understand this IS Bolton.

Owner: (still with the fake mustache) Yes?

Mr. Praline: You told me it was Ipswitch!

Owner: …It was a pun.

Mr. Praline: (pause) A PUN?!?

Owner: No, no…not a pun…What’s that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?

Mr. Praline: (Long pause) A palindrome…?

Owner: Yeah, that’s it!

Mr. Praline: It’s not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don’t work!!

Owner: Well, what do you want?

Mr. Praline: I’m not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!

Sergeant-Major: Quite agree, quite agree, too silly, far too silly… (takes customer by the arm) Come on, you, you’ve got to go do another sketch now! Come on… (he walks off stage left, followed by the director and cameramen, leaving the owner alone on the set)

Four out of five guest stars so far: Stephen Fry, Lee Mack, Bill Bailey, Matt Lucas.

Come on someone must know who the fifth was??

The only thing missing is the Oscar Wilde sketch. Everything else is triffic. Really triffic.

Yes There Are A Few Bits Not Added Shame I Am Debating On Doing DVD Rips of the Flying Circus

There are a couple of sketches that should be isolated, but it’s tough – where should one begin?

TOO MANY!

Thanks for this Pythonfest.

I didn’t have Live at the City Center, Live at Camden Town Hall and Tiny Black Round Thing!

The rest is a one mega upgrade!

Well The Total Rubbish Should Be UP nEXT wEEK

Oscar Wilde sketch is on Matching Tie and Handkerchief.

Oscar Wilde sketch is on Matching Tie and Handkerchief.
Yes! Your Quite Right 🙂

Yes, that’s true. It’s right there.

Four out of five guest stars so far: Stephen Fry, Lee Mack, Bill Bailey, Matt Lucas.

Come on someone must know who the fifth was??

Bill Bailey, before he left the stage, yelled out excited something like: "I’m on stage with the Pythons!!"
Did the others comment something as well?

Sketch of the Day

Buying A Bed

Husband (Terry Jones): Hello, my wife and I would like to buy a bed, please.

Mr Lambert (Graham Chapman): Certainly sir, I’ll get someone to help you.

Wife (Carol Cleveland): Thank you.

Lambert: Mr Verity!

Mr Verity (Eric Idle): Can I help you, sir?

Husband: Yes, we’d like a bed, a double bed, and I wondered if you’d got one for about fifty pounds.

Verity: Oh no, I’m afraid not, sir. Our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds, sir.

Husband and Wife: Eight hundred pounds?

Lambert: Excuse me, sir, but before I go, I ought to have told you that Mr Verity does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high.

Husband: I see.

Lambert: Otherwise he’s perfectly all right.

Husband: I see. Er… your cheapest double bed then is eighty pounds?

Verity: Eight hundred pounds, yes, sir.

Husband: I see. And how wide is it?

Verity: It’s sixty feet wide.

Husband: Yes…

Wife: (whispers) Sixty feet?

Husband: (whispers) Six foot wide, you see.

Wife: (whispers) Oh.

Husband: …and the length?

Verity: The length is… er… just a moment. Mr Lambert, what is the length of the Comfidown Majorette?

Lambert: Ah. Two foot long.

Husband: Two foot long?

Verity: Yes, remembering of course that you have to multiply everything Mr Lambert says by three. It’s nothing he can help, you understand. Otherwise he’s perfectly all right.

Husband: I see, I’m sorry.

Verity: But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot long, it is in fact sixty foot long, all right?

Husband: Yes, I see.

Verity: That’s without the mattress, of course.

Husband: How much is that?

Verity: Er, Mr Lambert will be able to tell you that. Lambert! Could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?

Husband: Dog kennels? No, no, the mattresses!

Verity: I’m sorry, you have to say ‘dog kennel’ to Mr Lambert, because if you say ‘mattress’ he puts a bucket over his head. I should have explained. Otherwise he’s perfectly all right.

Husband: Oh. Ah. I see. Er, excuse me, could you show us the dog kennels, please, hm?

Lambert: Dog kennels?

Husband: Yes, we want to look at the dog kennels, hm.

Lambert: Ah yes, well that’s the pets department, second floor.

Husband: No, no, no, we want to see the DOG KENNELS.

Lambert (irritated): Yes, second floor.

Husband: No, we don’t want to see dog kennels, it’s just that Mr Verity said that…

Lambert: Oh dear, what’s he been telling you now?

Husband: Well, he said we should say ‘dog kennels’ instead of saying ‘mattresses’.

(Lambert puts bucket on his head)

Husband: Oh dear. Hello? Hello? Hello?

Verity: (approaching) Did you say ‘mattress’?

Husband: Well, yes, er…

Lambert: (muffled) I’m not coming out!

Verity: I did *ask* you not to say ‘mattress’, didn’t I?

Husband: But I mean, er…

Lambert: (muffled) I’m not!

Husband: Oh.

Verity: Now I’ve got to get him to the fish tank and sing.

Husband: Oh.

Verity: (sings) And did those feet, in ancient time…

Another assistant (John Cleese): (walking up, hearing the singing) Oh dear,did somebody say mattress to Mr Lambert?

Husband: Yes, I did.

(Assistant gives nasty look at Husband)

Verity: (still singing) …walk upon England’s mountains green…

(Assistant joins in) …and was the Holy Lamb of God…

(Lambert removes bucket; Verity and Assistant immediately stop singing; assistant leaves.)

Verity: He should be all right now, but don’t… you know… don’t!

Husband: No, no. (to Lambert) Excuse me, could we see the dog kennels please?

Lambert (irritated): Yes, pets department, second floor.

Husband: No, no, no. Those dog kennels, like that. You see?

Lambert: Mattresses?

Husband: (relieved) Yes.

Lambert: But if you want a mattress, why not say ‘mattress’?

Husband: (nervously) Ha ha, I mean…

Lambert: I mean, it’s a little confusing for me when you say ‘dog kennel’ if you want a mattress. Why not just say ‘mattress’?

Husband: But you put a bucket over your head last time we said ‘mattress’.

(Lambert puts the bucket over his head again)

Verity: (running on the scene again) Oh dear! (sings) And did those feet…

Assistant: (to Husband) We *did* ask! (duet) …in ancient times, walk upon England’s mountains green…

(singing continues throughout the next few lines of dialogue)

Yet Another Assistant (Michael Palin): (running in) Did somebody say ‘mattress’ to Mr Lambert?

(Cleese points angrily towards the Husband and Wife)

Verity: *Twice*!

Other Assistant: (shouting throughout the store) Hey, everybody! Somebody said ‘mattress’ to Mr Lambert — *twice*! (joins in the singing)

(Organ music swells and they carry on singing)

Verity: It’s not working, we need more!

(The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir begins to sing in the background. Sounds of water splashing; eventually Lambert removes the bucket again and they stop singing)

Lambert: I’m sorry, can I help you?

Wife: (brightly) We want a mattress!

(Lambert puts the bucket over his head again. Verity, husband and assistants all groan and glare accusingly at wife)

Wife: But it’s my only line!!!

I Am Glad I Ordered Total Rubbish Yesterday LOL At ???51 Its ???76 Today!!

Hello Kirk!

May I please ask for the link for your collection (…nudge, nudge)?

Thanks so much, have to prepare for the "One down, five to go" show. F.H.

You Need More Posts to Activte Your PM Box
And It Mr Gold Plz 🙂

Thx, Mr. Gold, I’ll try.

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It seems that I can alread access my PM box, so I’ll give it another try and kindly ask for the links. I Own about half of the material (including "Sings (again)", which I bought last week), but I do not know several of he discs. It will be great to listen to them before I am going to see the July 20 show in our local cinema (live broadcast).

Thanks so much!!

Link Sent

It seems that I can alread access my PM box, so I’ll give it another try and kindly ask for the links. I Own about half of the material (including "Sings (again)", which I bought last week), but I do not know several of he discs. It will be great to listen to them before I am going to see the July 20 show in our local cinema (live broadcast).

Thanks so much!!

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Link received, you made my day!

Stupid but entretaining [ entre? Enter ..thats more like it …feeble attempt at humour or typo …you choose ]
Hope you are having a great day MR Gold [ a shining and valued one …just like the perceived precious metal you are named after ]

?? You Have Confused Me??

Maggie Thatcher performs the Dead Parrot sketch:

Margaret Thatcher does the Dead Parrot Sketch – YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ6TgaPJcR0)

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Cleese and Palin perform the Dead Parrot sketch – after Maggie Thatcher:

John Cleese & Michael Palin – ‘The Parrot Sketch Revisited’ – YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTV3lQc4AmQ)

And Now For Something Completly Diffirent A Man With A Silly Walk.

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Sketch Of The Day
Resaurant/Dirty Fork Sketch
(Scene : A couple are seated at a table in a restaurant.)

Wife: (Carol Cleveland) It’s nice here, isn’t it?

Man: (Graham Chapman) Oh, very good restaurant, three stars you know.

Wife: Really?

Man: Mmm…

Waiter: (Terry Jones) Good evening, sir! Good evening, madam! And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!

Man: Oh thank you. Well there you are dear. Have a look there, anything you like. The boeuf en croute is fantastic.

Waiter: Oh if I may suggest, sir … the pheasant ??? la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.

Man: Em… that sounds good. Anyway just have a look… take your time. Oh, er by the way – got a bit of a dirty fork, could you … er.. get me another one?

Waiter: I beg your pardon?

Man: Oh it’s nothing … er, I’ve got a fork a little bit dirty. Could you get me another one? Thank you.

Waiter: Oh … sir, I do apologize.

Man: Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn’t worry me.

Waiter: Oh no, no, no, I do apologize. I will fetch the head waiter immediatement.

Man: Oh, there’s no need to do that!

Waiter: Oh, no no… I’m sure the head waiter, he will want to apologize to you himself. I will fetch him at once.

Wife: Well, you certainly get good service here.

Man: They really look after you… yes.

Head Waiter: (Michael Palin) Excuse me monsieur and madame. (examines the fork) It’s filthy, Gaston … find out who washed this up, and give them their cards immediately.

Man: Oh, no, no.

Head Waiter: Better still, we can’t afford to take any chances, sack the entire washing-up staff.

Man: No, look I don’t want to make any trouble.

Head Waiter: Oh, no please, no trouble. It’s quite right that you should point these kind of things out. Gaston, tell the manager what has happened immediately!

(The Waiter runs off)

Man: Oh, no I don’t want to cause any fuss.

Head Waiter: Please, it’s no fuss. I quite simply wish to ensure that nothing interferes with your complete enjoyment of the meal.

Man: Oh I’m sure it won’t, it was only a dirty fork.

Head Waiter: I know. And I’m sorry, bitterly sorry, but I know that… no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery.

Man: It wasn’t smelly.

Head Waiter: It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it. Nasty, grubby, dirty, mingy, scrubby little fork. Oh… oh… oh…

(runs off in a passion as the manager comes to the table)

Manager: (Eric Idle) Good evening, sir, good evening, madam. I am the manager. I’ve only just heard. May I sit down?

Man: Yes, of course.

Manager: I want to apologize, humbly, deeply, and sincerely about the fork.

Man: Oh please, it’s only a tiny bit. I couldn’t see it.

Manager: Ah you’re good kind fine people, for saying that, but I can see it. To me it’s like a mountain, a vast bowl of pus.

Man: It’s not as bad as that.

Manager: It gets me here. I can’t give you any excuses for it – there are no excuses. I’ve been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven’t been too well. (emotionally) Things aren’t going very well back there. The poor cook’s son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there’s Gilberto’s war wound – but they’re good people, and they’re kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch. There was light at the end of the tunnel… now this… now this!!

Man: Can I get you some water?

Manager: (in tears) It’s the end of the road!!

(The cook comes in; he is very big and comes a meat cleaver.)

Cook: (John Cleese, shouting) You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! Look what you’ve done to him! He’s worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt, this fine, honoorable man, whose boots you are not worthy to kiss. Oh, it makes me mad. Mad! (slams cleaver into the table)

(The head waiter comes in and tries to restrain him. )

Head Waiter: Easy, Mungo, easy… Mungo… (clutches his head in agony) the war wound!… the wound… the wound…

Manager: This is the end! The end! Aaargh!! (stabs himself with the fork)

Cook: They’ve destroyed him! He’s dead!! They killed him!!! (goes completely mad)

Head Waiter: (trying to restrain him)No Mungo… never kill a customer. (in pain) Oh . .. the wound! The wound! (he and the cook fight furiously and fall over the table)

(On the Screen a Caption appears – ‘AND NOW THE PUNCH-LINE’)

Man: Lucky we didn’t say anything about the dirty knife.

(Audience Boo)

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Mr Gold. Would you be so kind and send me the links as well?
Otherwise I’d have to consider the comfy chair for you….

Good Lord I Was Not Expecting A Kind of Spanish Inqisition

Link Sent

Our chief weapon is surprise… surprise and —two weapons – surprise and a big THANK YOU!!!! 🙂

I’ve done some research. Does the Total Rubbish box set render the entire Monty Python collection (that you posted) before it obsolete? It looks like everything in it is the same or better than what was on the market before, since all the digital copies of Python online, Mr. Gold included, are from the pre-remaster without the extended sketches or bonus tracks.

If I’m wrong, let me know. I’ve heard of two different versions of the "Holy Grail" soundtrack, I just don’t know if this one has absorbed them both or what.

Following the release of Monty Python Sings (again), the Pythons will also unveil a career spanning box set entitled Monty Python’s Total Rubbish: The Complete Collection. Monty Python’s nine UK albums – "Monty Python’s Flying Circus", "Another Monty Python Record", "Monty Python’s Previous Record", "Matching Tie and Handkerchief", "Live at Drury Lane", "Holy Grail", "Life of Brian", "Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album" and "The Meaning Of Life" – will be united for the first time to create the ultimate collectors’ edition purchase. Both releases also include a limited edition 7" Single of their 1974 flexi-disc ‘Monty Python’s Tiny Black Round Thing’

Could I get the links to these amazing uploads please?

Once again.
You need more post to activate your Pm box.

Could I get the links to these amazing uploads please?

Someday there will be an unknown action that when fulfilled You will see wonders beyond our imaginations, for reasons only those who have seen or heard it happen can relay It to others to steer those just becoming aware of treasures lying in wait. Some even expired!

Someday there will be an unknown action that when fulfilled You will see wonders beyond our imaginations, for reasons only those who have seen or heard it happen can relay It to others to steer those just becoming aware of treasures lying in wait. Some even expired!
And for those that don’t speak wise man?

What a newb I am :s Thanks for the links Mr Gold!

Then they will just have to get pissed and throw dog shit at us!

Ah i see. Shit a la canine.

And now for something completely different a man wih dog shit on his face. :awsm:

Must be near Washington D.C. That’s all they do there. Oh the humanity! We must nuke it, it’s the only solution. Though with all that shit everywhere you could probably just toss a match on it.

They could be part of the how ro be seen sketch where all the houses get bombed :awsm:

I’m looking for the link to: "Monty Python Sing Again [Deluxe Edition][2014]" – Thanks in advance!!

Link Sent

Pardon me
That was not my intention good sir !!

MONTY PYTHON: TOTAL RUBBISH: UPLOADING!!!!!!!!!

Total Rubbish Track List Added to Post 1 🙂

I am also in the long queue 😉

MONTY PYTHON: TOTAL RUBBISH: UPLOADING!!!!!!!!!

Total Rubbish Track List Added to Post 1 🙂

LINK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀

Monty Python: Total Rubbish Uploaded

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Links Sent
Cluckyou
Aseef
Chalguss

I’M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks. 😉

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You should change your name to Mr. Platinum, because you’re awesome!

So… I’m back after being banned, again. I got banned for voicing my opinion on an open forum. Said something about one of the powers that be, and it didn’t go down very well so I got banned! So, I put it to all of you. Some "johnny come lately" troll from another site, comes over here, downloads all the files that he can get his hands on, and turns around and reuploads them on his own file storage site, and then posts them back on the same site he got them from, but they are remixed, duplicated tracks, and different covers, etc. and says not one word of thanks to the original poster, grabbing credits all over the place, making him the big man on campus. What do all of you think about that?
I know several people here who have complained about this very same situation, and have deleted their links, because their files were stolen in this same manner, and posted on other sites without giving the original uploader credit, but this is a different problem.
Tell me what you think, and do it fast before I get banned again, because I am "starting trouble"

Got the links. Thanks so much. 🙂

Would love the Total Rubbish/Tiny Black Round Thing links, thanks 🙂

Link Sent

Could I also have your links, Mr. Gold? Thanks!

Link Sent

Links please… and….. would you like to go back to my place.. ?

Could I please have the links to the Total Rubbish box set and the Tiny Black Round Thing? Thanks for putting those up!

Links Sent

Please send links to: The Total Rubbish Box Set, Monty Python’s Tiny Black Round Thing, Monty Python’s Autobiography and Monty Python Sing Again (2014 Deluxe Edition). Many thanks!

Can I get the links to all of these?

lINKS sENT

Links (again) please 😉

The Pythons are back on stage tonight for the final section of the live run. Never did find out who the fifth guest star was from the first week. Someone out there must know.

For the final show the Python’s hoped-for guest star is Stephen Hawking. The problem is that access backstage is very difficult and it may prove just too awkward getting the prof through safely. But he is still going to attend the final show even if they can’t get him on stage. I hope it can be fixed, it would be so funny to see Hawking roll out on stage with a bag over his head! 😀

I didn’t get any PMs with the links…

Monty Python Sing Again (2014 Deluxe Edition)
Is your copy an Amazon MP3 or retail CD rip.
if you have a retail CD rip please can I have a copy…

I wish I hadn’t jumped the gun and asked for the early version of the Monty Python collection last week…

Can I have the links for More Monty Python’s Flying Circus, De Wolfe Music, Autobiography, Black Round Thing and Total Rubbish? That’s literally all that is left! If I find the "alternate version" of the Holy Grail album, I will post it here for you too!

Well score
if you have proof i would think the right thing to do would be to name names
Apart from a ban what else could be done ?
I think you were right to expose such dishonourable behaviour
It is disrespectful to the posters and an insult to their kindness
Trouble is we live in a world of egotism / insecurity / greed and injustice so i for one am not surprised :rob:

I’m confused… was there some kind of a scandal in this thread that I missed?

on the 5th which was the night I saw them it was Matt Lucas

Links sent.

@aseef its the mp3 free download that comes with purchase i upped that because people wanted and it was quicker.

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Some of the monty python links are from torrents but i upped them myself. If people are unhappy with the quality im sorry there is nothing i can do. But i only posted them because i like MP and wanted to share what i had.

Thats all im saying
Have a good day.
Mr gold.

Thanks mate!

Links received. Many thanks!!!!

This is very impressive 🙂 any chance of links to "Sings Again" and "Total Rubbish" please? Thanks!

May I have the links please?

Links Sent

Can I have those links please? And does anyone have the Unreleased Library Music for Holy Grail? It’s posted elsewhere on the site, but the OP hasn’t responded to my request for the link.

Link Sent

Interested by Total Rubbish 🙂

Link Sent

Could i have the links please? Thanks in advance

on the 5th which was the night I saw them it was Matt Lucas

David Walliams was the guest tonight (18th). Not a naturally funny person without a script, Michael Palin was surprised that Walliams didn’t have much to give!

If anyone can add a guest star name to the list please do. So far I know it was Stephen Fry, Lee Mack, Bill Bailey, Noel Fielding, Matt Lucas in the first run of five, plus David Walliams in one this week.

Only two days to go and then Monty Python is bleedin demised. 🙁

I’d love to hear this version of the Holy Grail, thanks.

Mr Gold, may I have the links as well, please?

Link Sent

Thank you Mr Gold. You are more reliable than the Spanish Inqusition.

So far I know it was Stephen Fry, Lee Mack, Bill Bailey, Noel Fielding, Matt Lucas in the first run of five, plus David Walliams in one this week.

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I saw pictures with Simon Pegg, Warwick Davis on Stage…

It May Be An Older Peformance But I Saw A Pic of Tim Curry On Stage With The Pythons :awsm:

I saw pictures with Simon Pegg, Warwick Davis on Stage…

So maybe they were in shows 6 and 7. Last night (9) was Eddie Izzard. One show left.

Tim Curry was maybe a promo shot for when he was in Spamalot?

links for Monty Python’s Total Rubbish Please? Thanks

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Just Watched The Show On GOLD Tonights Guest Mike Myers (Austin Powers)

Links for Total Rubbish please and thanks!

Links for Total Rubbish please and thanks!

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Just Watched The Show On GOLD Tonights Guest Mike Myers (Austin Powers)

It was a great live show, even though I only saw it in theatres (and there were technical difficulties in the first half). I really wish I could have seen them live. I’ve grown up on Monty Python and I’ve kept up with them my whole life (TV, films, albums, biographies, computer games, DVD special features and commentaries), so it’s just sunk in that they’ve really retired Monty Python for good. The final performance was completely worth it (The Stephen Hawking cameo was also wonderful) and I can’t think of a better, more amicable way they could have gone out. I hope if they release a CD of the live performance, they include the orchestral medleys of all the Python songs. And finally, I recognize all those new tunes on Monty Python Sings (Again)!

Yes The Old Nudge Nudge Rap & Silly Walk Song LOL (As John Cleese Can No Longer Perform The Silly Walk)

Yes The Old Nudge Nudge Rap & Silly Walk Song LOL (As John Cleese Can No Longer Perform The Silly Walk)

That’s the other thing I wanted to mention. Despite their advanced age, they were still top-notch! None of them have gone senile or anything. It’s so delightful to see these old men in drag with their sense of humor intact. 🙂

Yes It Was An Impressive Performance I Can’t Wait For The DVD :awsm:

Hi Mr. Gold, Link for Total Rubbish appreciated…Many thanks in advance

I also loved all the nods and references to their real counterparts… It was especially amusing when they flubbed their lines and broke character. It makes me wonder…were the flubs part of all the live performances, or were they really authentic? It’s hard to know for sure in this cynical day and age…

I also loved all the nods and references to their real counterparts… It was especially amusing when they flubbed their lines and broke character. It makes me wonder…were the flubs part of all the live performances, or were they really authentic? It’s hard to know for sure in this cynical day and age…

I Think The Chocolate Frog Was Real But The Parrot With DR Chapman Was Part of It

Hi Mr. Gold, Link for Total Rubbish appreciated…Many thanks in advance
(Link Sent Mr Merrick)

Thanks again for all the links, Mr. Gold. I’m enjoying Monty Python Sings (Again) as we speak…

P.S. Anyone else feel depressed right now?

Not Really I Am Happy That They Can Now Relax After Bring Decades Of Fun To Millions But I Can Always Watch The DVDs Or Play The CDs I Just Bought The Script Book & Autobiography So I Can Now Read While Listening to it LOL

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And Another Thing You Can Remember All You Fav Moments Here By Talking In The Thread 🙂 I Love A Laugh

And…..

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There’s fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It’s depressing and it’s senseless, and that’s why…
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they’re always friendly, and they’re ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There’s nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You’d better learn to like them; that’s what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they’re cute and they’re cuddly, and they’re ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they’ve done to impress.
There’s Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they’re wise and they’re witty, and they’re ready to please.

All together.

[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees…

I Think The Chocolate Frog Was Real But The Parrot With DR Chapman Was Part of It

(Link Sent Mr Merrick)

What was that thing about the Daily Mail (or Mirror?) during the parrot/cheese sketch?
Did they actually give them a bad review?
Does anybody have a link to that?

What was that thing about the Daily Mail (or Mirror?) during the parrot/cheese sketch?
Did they actually give them a bad review?
Does anybody have a link to that?

Monty Python get mixed reaction from fans at O2 reunion show | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2677596/Monty-Pythons-DYING-circus-Mixed-reaction-fans-famous-fives-4-5m-O2-reunion-critics-kinder-apart-Quentin.html)

Link Sent

Many many thanks!

Could I be bold enough to ask for the link to the Python Autobiography? Many thanks!

Link Sent

I also loved all the nods and references to their real counterparts… It was especially amusing when they flubbed their lines and broke character. It makes me wonder…were the flubs part of all the live performances, or were they really authentic? It’s hard to know for sure in this cynical day and age…

I saw the show live more than once and the flubs were NOT a scripted part of the show because there were different mistakes each night! Eric DID do the loose moustache bit during Nudge Nudge more than once.

What was that thing about the Daily Mail (or Mirror?) during the parrot/cheese sketch?
Did they actually give them a bad review?
Does anybody have a link to that?

Each night in the Parrot Sketch John Cleese would improvise a comment to the audience while Palin was off looking for a replacement. Sometimes it was only brief but sometimes the two of them would go with it for several minutes. Cleese took advantage of the final opportunity to stick the boot in to the Daily Mail. The reference to "Dr Chapman" was also only in the last show.

Links please?
Thank You!

Link Sent

Link received!
Thanks again! 🙂

I saw the show live more than once and the flubs were NOT a scripted part of the show because there were different mistakes each night! Eric DID do the loose moustache bit during Nudge Nudge more than once.

Each night in the Parrot Sketch John Cleese would improvise a comment to the audience while Palin was off looking for a replacement. Sometimes it was only brief but sometimes the two of them would go with it for several minutes. Cleese took advantage of the final opportunity to stick the boot in to the Daily Mail. The reference to "Dr Chapman" was also only in the last show.

Thanks for the clarification. Makes it that much more special. 🙂

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Ah…Thanks!

can I ask for the link of De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python’s Flying Circus?

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thank you very much 🙂

And Now For Something Completly Different….
Mr And Mrs Git Sketch

(A cocktail party in Dulwich. Quiet party-type music. Constant chatter.)

Host (Graham Chapman): Ah, John. Allow me to introduce my next-door neighbour. John Stokes, this is A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Git. Ah!

Mr Git (Terry Jones): Hello, I noticed a slight look of anxiety cross your face for a moment just then, but you needn’t worry – I’m used to it. That’s the trouble of having a surname like Git.

John (Michael Palin): Oh … yes, yes.

Mr Git: We did think once of having it changed by deed-poll, you know – to Watson or something like that. But A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Watson’s just as bad eh?

John: Yes, yes, I suppose so, yes.

(Mrs Git approaches.)

Mr Git: Oh, that’s my wife. Darling! Come and meet Mr… what was it?

John: Stokes. John Stokes.

Mr Git: Oh yes. John Stokes, this is my wife, Dreary Fat Boring Old.

John: Oh, er, how do you do.

Mrs Git (John Cleese): How do you do.

(Mrs Stokes appears.)

Mrs Stokes (Carol Cleveland): Darling, there you are!

John: Yes, yes, here I am, yes.

Mr Git: Oh, is this your wife?

John: Yes, yes, yes, this is the wife. Yes. Um darling, these, these are the Gits.

Mrs Stokes: (slightly shocked) What?

John: The Gits.

Mr Git: Oh, heaven’s sakes we are being formal. Does it have to be surnames?

John: Oh, no, no. Not at all. No. Um, no, this… this… this is my wife Norah, er, Norah Jane, Norah Jane Stokes. This is A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Git. And this is his wife Dreary Fat Boring Old Git.

Mr Git: I was just telling your husband what an awful bore it is having a surname like Git.

Mrs Stokes: (understanding at last) Oh. Oh well, it’s not that bad.

Mr Git: Oh, you’ve no idea how the kids get taunted. Why, only last week Dirty Lying Little Two-Faced came running home from school, sobbing his eyes out, and our youngest, Ghastly Spotty Horrible Vicious Little is just at the age when taunts like ‘she’s a git’ really hurt. Yes.

(Mrs Git gobs colourfully into her handbag.)

John: Do… do you live round here?

Mr Git: Yes, we live up the road, number 49 – you can’t miss it. We’ve just had the outside painted with warm pus.

John: (with increasing embarrassment) Oh.

Mr Git: Yes. It’s very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we’ve got smeared all over the front door.

Mrs Stokes: I think we ought to be going. We have two children to collect.

Mr Git: Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

Mrs Stokes: Well…

Mr Git: It’s Ghastly Spotty Cross-Eyed’s birthday and she’s having a disembowelling party for a few friends. The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage.

Voice Over: (and caption) ‘And Now a Nice Version of That Same Sketch’ (Cut to exactly the same set-up as before.)

Host: John! Allow me to introduce our next-door neighhour. John, this is Mr Watson.

Watson: Hello. I noticed a slight look of anxiety cross your face just then but you needn’t worry.

(Cut to nun.)

Nun: I preferred the dirty version.

(She is knocked out by the boxer. Cut to Women’s Institute applause film.)

Monty Python Sings (Again)[Deluxe Edition][2 Disc][MP3 256Kbs] link

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Please, could I have the links of the "Life of Brian" The Meaning of Life" & the Deluxe Edition of "Monty Python’s Sings" Thanks in advance pal!

Please, could I have the links of the "Life of Brian" The Meaning of Life" & the Deluxe Edition of "Monty Python’s Sings" Thanks in advance pal!

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Just thought that people online may want to take a look.

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Does anyone have Monty Python Sings (Again) in flac if not mp3 would be appriciated please

My son came home from college the other day and said "I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail" I am so proud, we finally have something to talk about 🙂

Monty Python Rocks Your Son Has Aquired Good Taste :awsm:

can i get the links for Total Rubbish and Monty Python Sings (Again)(Deluxe Edition)?
thanks!

can i get the links for Total Rubbish and Monty Python Sings (Again)(Deluxe Edition)?
thanks!
Ditto please

Mr. Gold, what script book did you buy? Is it still "All the Words," in two volumes? I bought that back in the day, and I don’t know if my copy had a serious printing error or what, but both books had pages missing or pages duplicated in place of other pages. It was disappointing.

Maybe there’s a better volume that’s replaced those two since then.

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This is my flying circus 1

Funny story – I went to the 5th show at the 02. On my left side, i had a couple who watched the first run of the first ep in 1969 and said it was one of the first things they watched on their "new telly" in their new house they just moved into the month they got married. They knew every word to every sketch but laughed all the way through. It was very, very sweet.
On my right side, i had a bratty teenager who was dragged along by her mum who scoffed the whole way through the show, said "i don’t geddit" maybe twenty times and couldn’t understand why people were laughing.
After the fish-slapping dance was shown on the screens, the wife on the left leans in to me and whispers "if i had one of those halibuts i’d fair stick it right up that incorrigible bitch’s assflaps", referring to the teenager who exclaimed "THAT isn’t even funny"…….

I would like links to all! Thanks!

Anyone know if Mark Hamill of Star Wars went to the Monty Python Live show? One night I was there and thought "wow, that guy looks like Mark Hamill with a bushy beard". Then this week I saw a current photo of Mark Hamill and he DOES have a bushy beard now. He is in London this summer too filming the new Star Wars of course.

Has he maybe mentioned going on Facebook or Twitter? I don’t follow any of those sites.

In the 02 shows, was the dig at Michael Palin’s travel shows being boring (Mainly by Cleese) done at all shows or was it an ad-lib at the one i saw?

Oh wow, link request.

Wow perfect thread, since I ordered the total rubbish box on vinyl I have no chance to hear the tracks in the train.
Plz send me a link to this album. 🙂

In the 02 shows, was the dig at Michael Palin’s travel shows being boring (Mainly by Cleese) done at all shows or was it an ad-lib at the one i saw?

There was the scripted part in the penguin on TV sketch but IIRC Cleese did maybe comment on the travel shows during the parrot sketch one night (maybe Sat 19th)? Also Lee Mack referred to them when he was the Blackmail guest.

I would like links to all! Thanks!

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Oh wow, link request.

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Wow perfect thread, since I ordered the total rubbish box on vinyl I have no chance to hear the tracks in the train.
Plz send me a link to this album. 🙂

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thnak you!

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Sketch of the Day

The Tale Of The Piranha Brothers

Voice Over: And now a choice of viewing on BBC Television. Just started on BBC2, the semi final of Episode 3 of ‘Kierkegaard’s Journals’, staring Richard Chamberlain, Peggy Mount and Billy Bremner, and on BBC1, ‘Ethel the Frog’

(Introduction sort of music with Caption ‘ETHEL THE FROG’ Cut to Presenter sitting behind desk)

Presenter: Good evening. On ‘Ethel the Frog’ tonight we look at violence The violence of British Gangland. Last Tuesday a reign of terror was ended when the notorious Piranha brothers, Doug and Dinsdale, after one of the most extraordinary trials in British legal history, were sentenced to 400 years imprisonment for crimes of violence. We examined the rise to power of the Piranhas, the methods they used to subjugate rival gangs and their subsequent tracking down and capture by the brilliant Superintendent Harry ‘Snapper’ Organs of Q Division. Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born, on probation, in this small house in Kipling Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic. In 1928 he had married Kitty Malone, an up-and-coming East End boxer. Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later; and again a week after that. Someone who remembers them well was their next door neighbour, Mrs April Simnel.

Mrs Simmel: Oh yes Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other’s houses with each other’s property all day. They were a cheery lot.

Interviewer: Was it a terribly violent area

Mrs Simmel: Oh no……yes. Cheerful and violent. I remember Doug was very keen on boxing, but when he learned to walk he took up putting the boot in the groin. He was very interested in that. His mother had a terrible job getting him to come in for tea. Putting his little boot in he’d be, bless him. All the kids were like that then, they didn’t have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism.

Presenter: At the age of fifteen Doug and Dinsdale started attending the Ernest Pythagoras Primary School in Clerkenwell. When the Piranhas left school they were called up but were found by an Army Board to be too unstable even for National Service. Denied the opportunity to use their talents in the service of their country, they began to operate what they called ‘The Operation’… They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. Four months later they started another operation which the called ‘The Other Operation’. In this racket they selected another victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn’t pay them. One month later they hit upon ‘The Other Other Operation’. In this the victim was threatened that if he didn’t pay them, they would beat him up. This for the Piranha brothers was the turning point.

(Cut to Superintendent Organs – Subtitle: Harry ‘Snapper’ Organs)

Organs: Doug and Dinsdale Piranha now formed a gang, which the called ‘The Gang’ and used terror to take over night clubs, billiard halls, gaming casinos and race tracks. When they tried to take over the MCC they were for the only time in their lives, slit up a treat. As their empire spread however, we in Q Division were keeping tabs on their every move by reading the colour supplements.

Presenter: One small-time operator who fell foul of Dinsdale Piranha was Vince Snetterton-Lewis.

Vince: Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale’s boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale’s place and Dinsdale’s there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called ‘Kierkegaard’, who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says ‘I hear you’ve been a naughty boy Clement’ and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name’s not Clement and then… he loses his temper and nails me head to the floor.

Interviewer: He nailed your head to the floor?

Vince: At first yeah

Presenter: Another man who had his head nailed to the floor was Stig O’ Tracy.

Interviewer: I’ve been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor.

Stig: No. Never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to buy his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me.

Interviewer: But the police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to the floor.

Stig: (pause) Oh yeah, he did that.

Interviewer: Why?

Stig: Well he had to, didn’t he? I mean there was nothing else he could do, be fair. I had transgressed the unwritten law.

Interviewer: What had you done?

Stig: Er… well he didn’t tell me that, but he gave me his word that it was the case, and that’s good enough for me with old Dinsy. I mean, he didn’t *want* to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to let me off. He’d do anything for you, Dinsdale would.

Interviewer: And you don’t bear him a grudge?

Stig: A grudge! Old Dinsy. He was a real darling.

Interviewer: I understand he also nailed your wife’s head to a coffee table. Isn’t that true Mrs O’ Tracy?

Mrs O’ Tracy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Stig: Well he did do that, yeah. He was a hard man. Vicious but fair

(Cut back to vince)

Interviewer: Vince, after he nailed your head to the floor, did you ever see him again

Vince: Yeah…..after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we’d shake hands and then he’d nail my head to the floor

Interviewer: Every Sunday?

Vince: Yeah but he was very reasonable. Once, one Sunday, when my parents were coming round for tea I asked him if he’d mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.

Presenter:Clearly Dinsdale inspired tremendous fear among his business associates. But what was he really like?

Gloria:I walked out with Dinsdale on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders,

Interviewer (off screen): How had he met them?

Gloria:Through his work for charities. He took a warm interest in Boys’ Clubs, Sailors’ Homes, Choristers’ Associations and the Grenadier Guards.

Interviewer:Was there anything unusual about him?

Gloria: I should say not. Except, that Dinsdale was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as ‘Spiny Norman’.

Interviewer: How big was Norman supposed to be?

Gloria: Normally Spiny Norman was wont to be about twelve feet from snout to tail, but when Dinsdale was depressed Norman could be anything up to eight hundred yards long. When Norman was about Dinsdale would go very quiet and start wobbling and his nose would swell up and his teeth would move about and he’d get very violent and claim that he’d laid Stanley Baldwin.

Interviewer: Did it worry you that he, for example, stitched people’s legs together?

Gloria: Well it’s better than bottling it up isn’t it. He was a gentleman, Dinsdale, and what’s more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

Presenter: But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet:

Ciminologist: It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing… I’m sorry. After all we should remember that a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bugger.

Presenter: Most of the strange tales concern Dinsdale, but what about Doug? One man who met him was Luigi Vercotti.

Vercotti: I had been running a successful escort agency — high class, no really, high class girls — we didn’t have any of *that* — that was right out. And I decided (phone rings) Excuse me (he answers phone) Hello……no, not now……shtoom…shtoom….right……yes, we’ll have the watch ready for you at midnight…….the watch…..the Chinese watch….yes, right-oh, bye-bye…..mother (he hangs up phone) Anyway I decided to open a high class night club for the gentry at Biggleswade with International cuisine and cooking and top line acts, and not a cheap clip joint for picking up tarts — that was right out, I deny that completely –, and one evening in walks Dinsdale with a couple of big lads, one of whom was carrying a tactical nuclear missile. They said I had bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it.

2nd Interviewer: How much did they want?

Vercotti: They wanted three quarters of a million pounds.

2nd Interviewer: Why didn’t you call the police?

Vercotti: Well I had noticed that the lad with the thermonuclear device was the chief constable for the area. So a week later they called again and told me the cheque had bounced and said… I had to see… Doug.

2nd Interviewer: Doug?

Vercotti: Doug (takes a drink) Well, I was terrified. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I’ve seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug.

2nd Interviewer: What did he do?

Vercotti: He used… sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and… satire. He was vicious.

Presenter: By a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Piranha brothers by February 1966 controlled London and the Southeast of England. It was in February, though, that Dinsdale made a big mistake.

Gloria: Latterly Dinsdale had become increasingly worried about Spiny Norman. He had come to the conclusion that Norman slept in an aeroplane hangar at Luton Airport.

Presenter: And so on Feb 22nd 1966, Dinsdale blew up Luton. (shot of a H-Bomb exploding) Even the police began to sit up and take notice.

(Cut back to ‘Harry Snapper’ Organs)

Organs: The Piranhas realized they had gone too far and that the hunt was on. They went into hiding. I decided on a subtle approach, viz some form of disguise, as the old helmet and boots are a bit of a giveaway. Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. I tracked them to Cardiff, posing as the Reverend Smiler Egret. Hearing they’d gone back to London, I assumed the identity of a pork butcher, Brian Stoats. On my arrival in London, I discovered they had returned to Cardiff, I followed as Gloucester from ‘King Lear’. Acting on a hunch I spent several months in Buenos Aires as Blind Pew, returning through the Panama Canal as Ratty, in ‘Toad of Toad Hall’. Back in Cardiff, I relived my triumph as Sancho Panza in ‘Man of la Mancha’ which the ‘Bristol Evening Post’ described as ‘a glittering performance of rare perception’, although the ‘Bath Chronicle’ was less than enthusiastic. In fact it gave me a right panning. I quote…

Voice Over: As for the performance of Superintendent Harry ‘Snapper’ Organs as Sancho Panza, the audience were bemused by his high-pitched Welsh accent and intimidated by his abusive ad-libs.

Organs (off screen):The ‘Western Daily News’ said……

Voice over (John Cleese): ‘Sancho Panza (Mr Organs) spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of ‘What’s all this then?’

***************** TV Series version continues as follows *******************

(Cut to back stage dressing room where Harry ‘Snapper’ Organs and a Policeman are doing their makeup in front of mirrors)

Policeman: Never mind Snapper love you can’t win ’em all

Organs: True constable. Could I have my eye-liner please?

2nd Policeman: Telegram for you love

Organs: Good-oh Bet it’s from Binkie

2nd Policeman: Those flowers are for Sergant Lauderdale – from the gentleman waiting outside

Organs: Oh good

(There is a knock at the door. A man pokes his head in)

Man: Thirty seconds superintendent

Organs: Oh blimey, I’m on. Is me hat on straight constable?

Policeman: Oh it’s fine

Organs: Right here we go then Hawkins

Policeman : Oh, merde superintendent

Organs: Good luck then

(Cut to exterior of Police Station. ‘Snapper’ and Policeman walk down stairs and then along pavement. Mr Teabag – Minister of Silly Walks – walks by. Cut to a Newspaper seller) Newspaper Seller: Read all about it Piranha brothers escape (Cut to suburban street, with people clearing the streets very fast. Cut to a picture of an empty street. A very large hedgehog peers over the houses looking for Dinsdale) Hedgehog: Dinsdale? Dinsdale? Dinsdale?

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Links would be much appreciated. Many Thanks 🙂

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just in case my request was lost.. can i please get the links for "Total Rubbish" and "Monty Python Sings Again [Deluxe]"??
thanks in advanced!!

Does anyone have a link to their "Contractually obligated" album?

Would love to have the links for "De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python’s Flying Circus" and "Total Rubbish"

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Awesome collection. Could I please have the links for all of them? Thank you very much!

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Sorry to pile on – I would love the links to these.

Sorry to pile on – I would love the links to these.

Links Sent

Thanks again, and so quick!

links received. it’s perfect! thanks!

Hello, will love to have the links. Merci Beaucoup !

Links Sent

Merci !

Thank’s again, it’s really really great. Did someone will have the "Total Rubbish" booklet pdf ? Merci !

Its A Heavy Hardback Book. I Won’t Scan It As To Damage It

Thank you, if someone have it from itunes, i’m interested.

Would love the link to this one:

De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python’s Flying Circus [2009][MP3 192Kbs]

Thanks!

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Sorry for to be off-topic but can somebody explain how to remove a post? I just sent one through in error.
Thank you

I’d love to hear the Holy Grail piece if u still have it, thanks for sharing.

Thank you for your effort! Would love to have a link 🙂

I’d love the links if they’re still available. Thanks!

Links Sent

Thanks.

I’d like to have the links for Total Rubbish.

Thanks!

Fairly new in these parts (though a lot of my parts are getting on a bit) – but would love the links if possible – pretty please.

Thank you very much! Keep up the good work.

Links Sent

Great upload!!!!! May I also have the links, please?

Link Sent

Thank you very much.

Superb thankyou v. much.

Thanks for the links!

Just discovered this amazing thread. Mr Gold, could I please have links for Total Rubbish and MP Sings Deluxe? Thank you!!!

Links Sent

THis is really a great share. Thank you in advance. I would love links.

Link Sent

Could I get the links? Thanks!

Could I get the links? 🙂

May I also request a copy of the links please?

Links Sent

Links received, many thanks.

Whoo hoo! Thanks! 🙂

We, the people of the Judean People’s Front, not to be confused with the People’s Front of Judea request the link…..and a shrubbery……or we shall say…..Ni!

Can you send me the link for the Spamalot album please? 🙂

A link would be wonderful if possible please…

I would like to register a request! I need a link called Eric! Thanks in advance!

Could I get the link please?

link for the total rubbish would be very much appreciated, thanks 🙂

Does anybody happen to own the double-cd from the new "Monty Python Live (Mostly) – One Down Five To Go Deluxe Edition"?
Monty Python / Monty Python Live Mostly – One Down Five To Go Deluxe Edition DVD+Blu-ray+2CD DVD 2014 NTSC: Amazon.co.uk: Monty Python: DVD & Blu-ray (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00MFQU0AW/)

Is it just the Audio from the whole show? Or something else??

I bought the BluRay to early and just noticed, that this came out as well….

I Have Ripped the Audio From the DVD I Can Upload If Wanted??

Monty Python Live! (Mostly) One Down Five to Go [DVD Rip][2CD Mp3 320Kbs]

Visit Post One Page One For Details!

Hi Mr. Gold, please can I have the links for

De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python’s Flying Circus

Monty Python’s Autobography

Total Rubbish

Tiny Black Round Thing

Monty Python: More Flying Circus

Monty Python Live! (Mostly) One Down Five to Go

Thanks

Hi Mr. Gold, please can I have the links for

De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python’s Flying Circus

Monty Python’s Autobography

Total Rubbish

Tiny Black Round Thing

Monty Python: More Flying Circus

Monty Python Live! (Mostly) One Down Five to Go

Thanks

Links sent

Hello, would love the Dewolf/Python music links if at all possible. thanks.

Hello, could I get the Total Rubbish link.
Thanks in advance.

Links sent

Thankyou Mr. Gold, downloading now 🙂

Thanks a bunch!

Hello, would love the Dewolf/Python music links if at all possible. thanks.
Hello, could I get the Total Rubbish link.
Thanks in advance.

Links sent

Link received, downloads in progress, many thanks!

Is this the right room for an argument?

thanks for the link.

Thankyou Mr. Gold, downloading now 🙂

Yeah!! THANKS!! 🙂

anyone have the Total Rubbish link?

thanks 🙂

what is The Reta

May I have the links to all of them? Have a couple on LP. Yeah, LPs. Thanks!!

Links sent

Thanks, Mr Gold!!

Could you please send me the links? Thanks!

WOuld love to get the links to Total Rubbish and One Down, Four to Go. Thanks in advance and merry Christmas!

WOuld love to get the links to Total Rubbish and One Down, Four to Go. Thanks in advance and merry Christmas!
Link sent. Sorry for delay 🙁

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Could you please send me the links? Thanks!

You need more posts to unlock your pm box

Hi, may I please have the links for:

Monty Python Live! (Mostly) One Down Five to Go [DVD Rip][2CD Mp3 320Kbs]
and
De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python’s Flying Circus [2009][MP3 192Kbs]

Thanks in advance!

Help! 😛

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How many posts do I need?

love Monte Python – will have to check this place out- Hello to all you chaps 🙂

Hey Max!

Hi Mr Gold. when I was a teenager my friends and I would listen to Monte Python records at a friends house. We would sometimes get to watch the flying circus on TV when we could pick up the signal. Brings back a lot of good memories just thinking about it. I have all the movies on DVD. 🙂

Hi Mr Gold, Could you send me the links to this wonderful collection, please? Thank you very much, Mr Gold, for sharing these with us python fans!

Could I possibly get the links to these wonderful albums?

All Links Sent Enjoy

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Hi Mr Gold. when I was a teenager my friends and I would listen to Monte Python records at a friends house. We would sometimes get to watch the flying circus on TV when we could pick up the signal. Brings back a lot of good memories just thinking about it. I have all the movies on DVD. 🙂

Sounds Nice 🙂

I Have The Movies, Complete Series And Live DVDs Aswell As These Albums And Books (Autobiography, Scripts) So Big Python Fan lol

Link received! Thank you so much, Mr. Gold!

Dear Mr. Gold,

Wow! That’s amazing. Thank you so very much!!!

Mr Gold, I am very much enjoying the Monte Python files you shared, thank you so much. I needed a good laugh or two.

No Worries My Friend 😉

Could I pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaase have the wonderous Python collection I see here?

If I’m not too late I’d like links for Eric Idle Sings Monty Python, De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python’s Flying Circus and Monty Python Sings (Again)[Deluxe Edition] please 🙂

anyone have the Total Rubbish link…please 🙂 🙂

Links sent.

Links sent.

many thanks 🙂 🙂

Links sent.

Sorry, but I haven’t received a pm with links. Are you sure you sent those?
Regards

Recieved. Thanks a lot 🙂

Can i Pleasse have the links to this wonderful monty python collection?:zillafire:

May I have the link to ”De Wolfe Music presents Monty Python’s Flying Circus” please?

EDIT:

Scratch what I said for the request, I’ve just found the Monty Python Flying Circus music as a torrent..

Please send me the links .
Thank you very much in Advance !

Could You send me the links too please?

Much appreciated

I’d be grateful for the links. Thank-you in advance!

Hello Mr. Gold !!!

I have a question: are you going to add to the threat the new Monty Python single of "the Galaxy Song"…STARRING PROFESSOR STEPHEN HAWKING!!!!!! ?!?!?!?
I would be awesome to hav that one on our collection. Thanks for your answer in advance 😉

Cheers from the Metropolitan!!!

Does anyone have "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" score by Dewolfe?

I am sorry people but i have had my monty python folder deleted by MEGA. So i am unable to pm the links.

Okay People Everything Is Re-Upped (Finally) So Please Post In The Thread Your Requests. NO Pms Thanks.

Page 1 Updated.

a link please for the live show (mostly) and tiny black thing, thank you

Seeing As I Don’t Really Spend Much Time In The Downloads Section Anymore And Will Forget to Check This Thread, I Have Posted All The Links On Page 1 With Updated Track Inf.

Enjoy!

MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING CIRCUS
WAS CONCEIVED, WRITTEN AND SPAM PERFORMED BY
SPAM TERRY JONES
MICHAEL SPAM PALIN
JOHN SPAM JOHN SPAM
JOHN SPAM CLEESE
GRAHAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM CHAPMAN
ERIC SPAM EGG AND
CHIPS IDLE
TERRY SPAM SAUSAGE SPAM
EGG SPAM GILLIAM
ALSO APPEARING ON TOAST
THE FRED TOMLINSON SPAM EGG
CHIPS AND SINGERS
RESEARCH PATRICIA HOULIHAN AND SAUSAGE
MAKEUP PENNY PENNY PENNY AND SPAM NORTON
COSTUMES EGG BAKED BEANS SAUSAGE AND TOMATO, OH, AND
HAZEL PETHIG TOO
ANIMATIONS BY TERRY (EGG ON FACE) GILLIAM
FILM CAMERAMAN JAMES (SPAM SAUSAGE EGG AND TOMATO)
BALFOUR (NOT SUNDAYS)
FILM EDITOR RAY (FRIED SLICE AND GOLDEN THREE DELICIOUS)
MILLICHOPE (SPAM EXTRA)
SOUND CHIPS SAUSAGE LIVERWURST, PHEASANT, SPAM, NEWSAGENTS, CHIPS, AND PETER ROSE
LIGHTING OTIS (SPAM’S OFF DEAR) EDDY
DESIGNER ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT BERK AND TOMATO
PRODUCED BY IAN (MIXED GRILL) MACNAUGHTON 7/&D
BBC SPAM TV
SERVICE NOT INCLUDED

E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!’

Quite agree, quite agree, too silly, far too silly…

Quite agree, quite agree, too silly, far too silly…

Now I Like A Laugh Just As Much As Everyone, Except Maybe My Wife, And Captain Sander, And Some of Thier Friends, Come to Think of It Everyone Likes A Good Laugh More Than Me.

May I please obtain the links to Monty Python Total Rubbish? Please, its only WAIFFER THIN!?

May I please obtain the links to Monty Python Total Rubbish? Please, its only WAIFFER THIN!?

All Links Now On Post 1

Bugger, My mistake! Sorry. Its just I’m mainly in comedy…I’d like to be in programme planning actually, but unfortunately I’ve got a degree.

Listening to flying circus cd lol.
Whats Brown and sounds like a bell?

Retired

Sorry, I know I am very late. May I request for a link to those Monty Python albums?

Sorry Took So Long But I Have Manged to Re-Up These, So Splash Out Before They Go Again. 😛

This is good because you know "Every Sperm is Sacred"

This is good because you know "Every Sperm is Sacred"

:awsm:

Thanks for these MR. GOLD saw Spamalot at the Hollywood bowl and forgot to buy a cd afterwards cause the bus was leaving.

Dewolfe’s Holy Grail library music hasn’t been release, has it?

If it’s still available, would you be so kind as to either re-up the links or forward them in a PM?
THANKS in advance for the share!

All Links, Info And Everything Updated. Enjoy!

Thanks

Welcome.

Holy crap! This collection is awesome!
Thank you so, so, so, so much for sharing all this!!

Enjoy!

thank you for these!

Welcome.