I have a lot of free time due to my automated affiliate marketing incomes, and she has a lot of time as well, so we�ve been able to see each other for almost every day for at least couple of hours.
She lives 3 blocks from me which is great as well.
The only problem is that she doesn�t wanna have sex.
She is claiming to be a virgin (she�s 25)
What do you think, how can I make her want to have sex asap?
She�s horney but always stops me at some point.
i don�t know what to do anymore :/
Help guys
If you want sex then just meet some hoe at the bar. Or just swipe right on someone else.
So you’re making out, it’s getting all hot and heavy, and you tell her to suck it. She’s like "nah I don’t wanna suck it Billy" or whatever the fuck your name is. So what you do is, be like, "oh, that’s cool baby, you don’t have to do anything you don’t wanna do" but then you start acting cold. When she goes to kiss you again, instead of kissing her, just spit in her mouth. She’ll be like "wtf?" and then you spit in her hair. She’ll probably start crying at that point. Bitches cry all the time. This is where you know you have her. Take her in your arms and be all like, "it’s ok, baby, don’t worry, I brushed my teeth" and she’ll probably start burying her face in your shoulder at this time as great, heaving sobs wrack her fragile body. She’ll realize she needs your protective manly embrace. This will quickly turn into sex. The only problem is she’ll still be crying the whole time, but then again some guys like that. As you feel her virginity ripped away from her, know that you’ve become a man.
GL let me know how it goes. I’m sure if ROKUSHO sees this thread he’ll have some sage advice as well.
Listen to HeadphonesGirl.
…because of her I’ve been having hot sweaty gooey sex with myself every night for the past decade. 😀
His approach is much less subtle than mine, but very effective. As I understand it, he basically screams directly in front of a woman’s face in such a weird and repulsive way that it momentarily stuns her. Then he just kind of knocks her over and falls down on top of her and starts humping until his dick finds purchase in something. If she starts to move he unleashes his wretched banshee yelp in her ear again.
Most people don’t have the time and patience it takes to perfect this technique though so I’m hoping he’ll be able to give some advice for beginners.
See?
So you’re making out, it’s getting all hot and heavy, and you tell her to suck it. She’s like "nah I don’t wanna suck it Billy" or whatever the fuck your name is. So what you do is, be like, "oh, that’s cool baby, you don’t have to do anything you don’t wanna do" but then you start acting cold. When she goes to kiss you again, instead of kissing her, just spit in her mouth. She’ll be like "wtf?" and then you spit in her hair. She’ll probably start crying at that point. Bitches cry all the time. This is where you know you have her. Take her in your arms and be all like, "it’s ok, baby, don’t worry, I brushed my teeth" and she’ll probably start burying her face in your shoulder at this time as great, heaving sobs wrack her fragile body. She’ll realize she needs your protective manly embrace. This will quickly turn into sex. The only problem is she’ll still be crying the whole time, but then again some guys like that. As you feel her virginity ripped away from her, know that you’ve become a man.
GL let me know how it goes. I’m sure if ROKUSHO sees this thread he’ll have some sage advice as well.
The best part is, even if doesn’t work you’re SURE to have sex in jail afterwards.
let her know there has to be equivalence. you make her happy with whatever she wants, she makes you happy with swalloing or anal if shes adamant on no sex. the law of equivalent exchange dictates so.if shes not willing no anything, then shes not the one for you. let her know shes just counting down to menopause and will only serve as a feast for her cats when she dies and nobody noticed for 2 weeks.
She’s either saving it for her marriage or wants it to be a special occasion. Don’t rush it, give her time and she’ll reward you in the end. If you can’t be bothered to be caring with her, just end the relation and go do butt stuff on Tinder.
Butt stuff is what Tinder is about. xD