Nikola Tesla and Mark Twain were good friends. One day Twain decided to check out Tesla’s ‘earthquake machine’, a giant vibrating platform. Twain stood on the platform for far too long because the feeling was so cool; eventually he found it to be a useful laxative.
Consequently, this was observed from people who worked 9-5 jobs, Monday to Friday, full time for decades upon decades.
Since you actively know you’re not going to work, your subconsience in your sleep hates the idea of being useless so it literally just dies on you.
So find a hobby. Get active in a scheduled volunteer event. Or just lie down and die.
State: Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
City of Alamosa: Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
City of Aspen: Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
City of Boulder: It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
Cripple Creek: It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
Hmmmm…But then smokin’ pot is okay…go figure!