Bad Life Hacks

A "life hack" occurs when the common man discovers something insignificant but vaguely clever that he can do to make his life a little more convenient. One example of a "life hack" is: "when you use your phone as an alarm, put it in a bowl; then it’ll be louder and you’ll have to wake up!"

But what are some bad life hacks you guys can think of? Either stuff that’s just completely obvious or just a bad idea in general.

A couple I have…

Want to save water? Shower, brush your teeth, and go to the bathroom at the same time! You can stomp the shit down the drain if necessary.
When driving, place both hands on the wheel for better control of the vehicle!

Want to save money? Stop hitting up Starbucks every day. (even if you don’t go there in the first place)
Tired of falling off your bike? Try using both hands instead of none. (it really works!)
Tired of all those papers flying off your desk? Make good use of your money, and buy and use a paperweight!

———- Post added at 09:52 AM ———- Previous post was at 09:44 AM ———-

You can stomp the shit down the drain if necessary.

:laugh:

There’s literally nothing wrong with peeing in the shower.

Want an excuse for a new phone? Completely submerge yours in water and then try drying it out by microwaving it.

There’s literally nothing wrong with peeing in the shower.

Agreed. But what about jerking off in the shower? Should I ask Shad what he thinks?