In This Thread: We have pun

I’m a real whisk taker.

But really if it doesn’t go well, ice cream.

All yolking aside, if no one participates I won’t carrot all.

Don’t take me for granite.

That was terrible, I don’t even think that’s by the rules of this thread.

Correct me.

That was terrible, I don’t even think that’s by the rules of this thread.

Correct me.

If I cared about this thread as much as I care about cheese, I’d brie really upset.

That wasn’t grate George, but I’m confident you can do cheddar.

Go ahead and slap anyone who doesn’t pun well with others.

Well, you brat this on yourself.

"Do you bleed?"

Ever heard of brats? Psh. You’re the wurst. :laugh:

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Keep them away from that wonderful fruit.

He was shattered

I was going to make puns but he’s really fragile

He would have been floored

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Heres a late breaking pun

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

I am going to say this at work

I think this is the first time I’ve seen you be sassy.

Tell the joke I wanna see if this esoteric chemistry pun is all it’s cracked up to be

Tell the joke I wanna see if this esoteric chemistry pun is all it’s cracked up to be

this isn’t a pun

Well neither was that

Tell the joke I wanna see if this esoteric chemistry pun is all it’s cracked up to be

I think that was the pun

There’s a reputation point for anyone who gets this pun without having to look it up.

There’s a reputation point for anyone who gets this pun without having to look it up.

i did not look it up

But do you get it? Stating you didn’t look it up doesn’t mean anything to me. -_-

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Anyone want to see a 12 inch pianist?