I am drunk with power~

Penguin celebration thread

Post penguins guise

I’m just drunk.

I also approve of my post edit.

Penguin is a mod?

oohhhh noooooo

I always was, buddy~

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I’m just hangin.

lol, he actually did it the absolute madman.

Reposting this then for celebration

Still just hangin’. This time with my buds. We should all get together.

Still just hangin’. This time with my buds. We should all get together.

"The tribunal finds you, General Zod, guilty of sedition, treason and murder."

"This council has no hesitation in proclaiming you… all guilty! Guilty!"

YAY PENGUINS

Congratulations for your power!

I’m going to watch Top Chef tonight and enjoy a chocolate milk

I’m going to watch Top Chef tonight and enjoy a chocolate milk

I love watching cooking shows while eating dinner. It makes me feel like I am a decent cook. Except when I watch things like MasterChef. That just makes me feel bad because home cooks who look like they crawled out from under a disco rock can cook better than me.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/2e1b61203568b7098ee81c5863537965/tumblr_ng36wsVKdi1tt216bo1_400.gif

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Penguin, why do your people have such fearsome mouths?

imagine putting your dick in there lol

:-*

here is a photo of a cute penguin~

snip

imagine putting your dick in there lol

Do you think penguin scientists have ever taken bets to do that?

"Hey Frank, bet you 20 bucks you won’t put your dick in there."

*Frank unzips pants*

Do you think penguin scientists have ever taken bets to do that?

"Hey Frank, bet you 20 bucks you won’t put your dick in there."

*Frank unzips pants*

*Lawsuit*