This is a stupid, not to be taken seriously, series containing fictional stories about the forum/slash whatever else titled: Shrine Wars. It is a parody of sorts of Star Wars, obviously :p. Episodes I-II are partially based off of actual events, drama that has been in the past. Episodes IV-IX to follow soon.
Official Shrine Wars theme song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU1w21nQN0U).
This thread is subject to slight alterations in the stories, and updating the OP.
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Shrine Wars οΏ½ Episode I: The Present Mission (http://www.starwordz.com/starwordz/starwordz.php?intro=A+long+time+ago+in+a+forum+far %2C+far+away….&episode=Episode+I+&title=THE+PRESENT+MISSION&crawl=The+SHRINE+is+yet+again+engulfed+in+turmoil. +As+more+GIF+Battles+rage+on%2C+the+struggle+to+fi nd+another+GIF+KING+continues.&crawl2=Through+the+ranks+of+Shriners%2C+there+has+ been+dread+of+this+moment+in+time.+Even+with+the+m inor+victories+of+the+battles+against+THE+SPARKTAN K%2C++and+the+operation+to+uproot+all+Sockpuppet+A ccounts%2C++a+major+victory+for+the+FINAL+FANTASY+ SHRINE+RESISTANCE+looks+to+be+far+from+the+horizon .&crawl3=But+the+RESISTANCE+still+continues+to+battl e%2C+in+quest+to+find++another+GIF+KING+in+place+o f+the+previous%2C+and+in+the+struggle++for+peace+a nd+to+restore+freedom+to+the+Shrine….)
A long time ago in a forum far, far away….
SHRINE WARS
Episode I
THE PRESENT MISSION
The SHRINE is yet again engulfed in turmoil.
As more GIF Battles rage on, the struggle to
find another GIF KING continues.
Through the ranks of Shriners, there has been
dread of this moment in time. Even with the
minor victories of the battles against THE SPARKTANK,
and the operation to uproot all Sockpuppet Accounts,
a major victory for the FINAL FANTASY SHRINE RESISTANCE
looks to be far from the horizon.
But the RESISTANCE still continues to battle, in quest to find
another GIF KING in place of the previous, and in the struggle
for peace and to restore freedom to the Shrine….
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A long time ago in a forum far, far away….
SHRINE WARS
Episode II
ATTACK OF THE CYBER-CLONE
With MR GOLD, the GIF KING, having found his place
once again, rejoining the F.F.S.R., they rejoice,
now that partial peace has been restored.
But there is more conflict afoot!
When new threads emerge, pertaining to the temporary
ban of PONYO, and a Victory Thread regarding his return,
the incredibly irritating TERRY-KUN ravages these threads with nonsense.
After insults directed towards the GIF KING by TERRY-KUN,
the F.F.S.R. has had enough. One of the members of the RESISTANCE stands by the GIF KING.
It is now up to CLONEMASTER, the SEINFELD-COSTANZA GIF KING,
and his so-called "power of words and vocabulary" to drive TERRY-KUN
out of the forum and restore peace and harmony to the shrine….
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….
SHRINE WARS
Episode III
REVENGE OF THE THIRD ORDER
War! After defeating the sinister TERRY-KUN, the RESISTANCE is
collapsing under the attacks of the ruthless Ex-Moderator, THE SPARKTANK.
He and his THIRD ORDER are said to be plotting a revenge against the RESISTANCE.
Little do they know, however, that the RESISTANCE is planning a counterattack
against the THIRD ORDER and are dispatching SKELLY, EDITOR SUPREME, and DAK,
FILM MIX KING on a secret mission to disable basic posting permissions.
Along with SULLEY, MANRAY, and CLONEMASTER on standby, PONYO goes to ensure
the success of the Mission, only to find that DAK and SKELLY have been captured by
the THIRD ORDER. PONYO, BELLA NOTTE LOVER, reports to MR GOLD, The GIF KING,
and it is decided that they will need to send out all members of the F.F.S.R to rescue SKELLY and DAK.
Now knowing they must delay their counterattack, and that they must ensure success of the mission,
MANRAY, PONYO, LOCKDOWN, AZETLOR, SULLEY, and CLONEMASTER move out to secure a victory
for the RESISTANCE and to once more restore peace to the Shrine….
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Hey! How did you know George was in on this?! :p
:laugh:
One of the Dark Area, you are. :p
That will come after the saga. :p
ill wait for the rereleased special editions.
said to be the final editions.
also in 4k 3d.
there will be more NOOOs added, more justified shooting, actor replacement, and cgi’d stuff that were once practical.
Can’t wait for the complete box set with extras such as the director’s commentary and deleted scenes and comedy bloopers.
As if his own series did not give him enough "HELL’S MODERATION" (Spoof of "Hell’s Kitchen)…
Ah yes you and Dak were Kidnapped/Prisoners of war.
He’s a greedy one
Lol, I’d love to see a show like that. :laugh:
You starred in it xD
Oh, :laugh:
If only this was another sort of parody, I don’t think the Shrine will be having a Pope at all anytime soon. :p
Spartank sued for not having enough credit
I’ll sue for being sued.
And, I’ll speak to George about the special editions. :p
If only this was another sort of parody, I don’t think the Shrine will be having a Pope at all anytime soon. :p
…
That’s ok, it’s a reference to another thread on the shrine. Replacing words in film titles with "Pope". π
You know it bro. :p
That’s ok, it’s a reference to another thread on the shrine. Replacing words in film titles with "Pope". π
Yep, its a good one. :laugh:
There’s nothing wrong with CGI enhancements as long as they’re done tastefully… π
Indeed he does.
We all know George Lucas still refers to his penis as Han Solo.
"This is my penis. He’s the captain of the Millennium Falcon".
Han doesn’t even shoot at all. He was too lazy and wanted to hang with Chewie instead.
… We have had too many idiots with delusions of grandeur, ego stroking and elitist behavior here over the years…
The anonymity of the internet has given these… ‘people’… a means to voice bs…
Hope that Sparktank didn’t go through with it, and someone managed to help him before…
Neither have I.
Hope that Sparktank didn’t go through with it, and someone managed to help him before…
Me too.
Hopefully he was referring to people here rather than literally anyone. Let us know if his relative gets back to you.
Please.
Samuel Johnson was right, being hanged in the morning has a wonderful way of focusing the mind.
Samuel Johnson was right, being hanged in the morning has a wonderful way of focusing the mind.
Right.
You’re a real bag of sunshine, fella. I’d love to know what "trouble" I have caused besides getting your jimmies super rustled.
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Yeah, well I have reasons to think that he committed suicide, it’s a complete assumption though, I’m also not trying to make a joke about suicide either. I honestly think he might’ve.
:/
He gave the impression of being quite a bit off when he blew up here recently but nothing like that. Hope it’s nothing.
I would rather this thread not be cluttered with your bullshit, TK. May I please direct you to go play in your own, dear thread, instead. Have Fun (Thread 198365)
This song and dance is getting old, man. Can we skip to the part where I’ve called you out for not having any control over what I do and then you try to save face by pretending you were joking?
I never pretended.
You’re damn right.
I just don’t want TK filling this thread with crap, that is all.
Eh, I’m working on it. Haven’t had a lot of free time, lately. When I wrote Episodes I-III, I had a lot of time, as you were able to tell. :p
Maybe you can wait for the technology to get better before starting your next trilogy. Just like George Lucas.
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Thats probably his advice. :p
Well we need to learn skelly’s fate. And what the villain’ s plan is…
Oh, no worries. We’ll know soon enough. π
He should have started with IV and ended with III!
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I ain’t pullin that shit. :laugh:
Edit: Damn, I just noticed the Episodes get longer as they go on. Fuck. :p
I just don’t want TK filling this thread with crap, that is all.
Well let me see if I can open you up to another perspective, Revan Jr.
Your thread here, which I realize is intended as a joke (keep trying, you will successfully make one at some point), specifically calls me out as "incredibly irritating" and posting "nonsense."
I find it a bit contradictory that you would complain when I respond on the topic of my own posts (not even to you directly, but to Darth Revan) in your thread that brought them up in the first place. So, with absolute humility, I beg your pardon, but I won’t oblige if you make posts about me and then demand I stay out of discussion on them. Feel free to post a bunch of pictures of George Costanza and storm troopers.
Thank you. I am glad to be serving under him.
Your thread here, which I realize is intended as a joke (keep trying, you will successfully make one at some point), specifically calls me out as "incredibly irritating" and posting "nonsense."
Yeah, well, why the hell do you think I put those phrases in there? Because that was my experience with you. I’m obviously not the only one who thinks you’re "incredibly irritating" and that you post "nonsense"
I already clearly have made a successful joke, too.
I find it a bit contradictory that you would complain when I respond on the topic of my own posts (not even to you directly, but to Darth Revan) in your thread that brought them up in the first place. So, with absolute humility, I beg your pardon, but I won’t oblige if you make posts about me and then demand I stay out of discussion on them. Feel free to post a bunch of pictures of George Costanza and storm troopers.
Shrine Wars was originally written out of a false understanding I had that Mr Gold, was not The GIF King anymore. So I thought I would, "freak out", and type up a hilarious parody post about it. A lot seemed to enjoy it, so I thought I would make a "saga" about Final Fantasy Shrine just for fun. Shrine Wars was also based off of actual events, a lot of the shit drama with Sparktank, and you making fun of Mr Gold, which is what sparked me typing "incredibly irritating" and posting "nonsense".
And its Clone Troopers. There is a difference, you know.
Clone Trooper
Stormtrooper
You asked.
Well that’s all very educational, but you see I don’t have any problem with you expressing it if you find me incredibly irritating and think I post nonsense. Express away.
My point is that if you are going to go ahead and exercise your freedom to do so, it’s hypocritical to complain about me exercising my freedom to respond. So if you want to accept that I can and will say whatever I want in your thread, then we could talk, or just make sarcastic remarks at each other, whatever you want really. Telling me to leave your thread isn’t going to get you anywhere, though.
My point is that if you are going to go ahead and exercise your freedom to do so, it’s hypocritical to complain about me exercising my freedom to respond. So if you want to accept that I can and will say whatever I want in your thread, then we could talk, or just make sarcastic remarks at each other, whatever you want really. Telling me to leave your thread isn’t going to get you anywhere, though.
No, it won’t. But I thought I would throw in my fucking two cents anyway. You are like a virus, I did not want you to spread to this thread, and now, its happened. I can’t even take a lot of your posts completely seriously, because, almost everything you post is a half-assed joke. You were obviously trying to continue an argument with Darth Revan, so.
So how come you don’t hold him responsible for making a post about me in the first place, when all I did was respond to an accusation?
If you didn’t want me to "spread" to your thread, surely not posting about me in it, and discouraging others from doing so, would be a good strategy, wouldn’t it? Don’t you think if Revan insists on making accusations towards me in your thread it’s only natural I would respond to them?
I do hold him responsible, not of wrong doing, of course. He was not even directing his accusation towards you, as he was talking with Lockdown.
If you didn’t want me to "spread" to your thread, surely not posting about me in it, and discouraging others from doing so, would be a good strategy, wouldn’t it? Don’t you think if Revan insists on making accusations towards me in your thread it’s only natural I would respond to them?
Yes. But, as I said, this was based of off actual events, and when I wrote this I was just pissed off with you. I think I handled your insertion into the story rather well, now don’t you think?
And, have you forgotten?—
….not to be taken seriously….
I will have you know now that you will not be in any further point in the story.
Hey, you can’t just never mention me again, it’ll be a plothole. You’ve gotta find some clever way to write me out.
Personally I thought the direction it should have gone was me being Darth Revan’s father. Now that would be funny.
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Yes. But, as I said, this was based of off actual events, and when I wrote this I was just pissed off with you.
Yeah, you should really work on that.
Personally I thought the direction it should have gone was me being Darth Revan’s father. Now that would be funny.
If that was even a remote possibility, Darth Revan would be your father. His username has Darth in it, yours does not. Its the only way it would make any sense.
Yeah, you should really work on that.
I don’t have to work on it. I didn’t really make it a problem for anyone else, but you. And that was on purpose, I could’ve just logged off of the damn site.
I will never go on a rant like Sparktank has in the past, it is pointless, and immature.
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Well, when you’re of old age, about 900 years old, you would be a complete nutball by that point. :p
Problem? This is what I’m here for, padawan.
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TK can be Yoda, but instead of turning out to be wise and sage he can be a complete nutball like when we first meet him in ESB.
This is actually way more appropriate than I think you realized. :laugh:
Padawan? No. Master. You mean Master.
Well, then you are no Master to me, and I am no Padawan to you.
I am a Master of all Clones and Stormtroopers.
….And Costanzas
Ha! True. :p
(I’m totally not defending him because he gave me a brojob a few days ago.)
O_O;;;;;;;;;;
Shhh, do not deny it, darling, you loved it <3
Eh…. I’m not so sure about that. But, I will not be having this thread closed, therefore, we are done with this topic.
(I’m totally not defending him because he gave me a brojob a few days ago.)
O_O;;;;;;;;;;
Shhh, do not deny it, darling, you loved it <3
This shit is fucked up. :p
Chumbawamba. Most people are familiar with their hit "Tubthumping" from the 90s, but unaware of their history of radical anarchist politics.
In the early 2000s they agreed to let General Motors use one of their songs in a car commercial for $100,000 and then donated all of the money to an activist group that used it to launch an information campaign about GM’s shitty environmental practices.
I thought that was pretty funny.
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Eh…. I’m not so sure about that.
Yeah, don’t listen to Ponyobellanote, we are mortal enemies forever because I made fun of Mr Gold’s incomprehensible special snowflake text.
In the immortal words of Bill, "Some things, once you do them, can never be undone."
This thread was about Shrine Wars, and will continue to be.
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Chumbawamba. Most people are familiar with their hit "Tubthumping" from the 90s, but unaware of their history of radical anarchist politics.
In the early 2000s they agreed to let General Motors use one of their songs in a car commercial for $100,000 and then donated all of the money to an activist group that used it to launch an information campaign about GM’s shitty environmental practices.
I thought that was pretty funny.
Oh yes, it was a hoot.
Yeah, don’t listen to Ponyobellanote, we are mortal enemies forever because I made fun of Mr Gold’s incomprehensible special snowflake text.
In the immortal words of Bill, "Some things, once you do them, can never be undone."
Yeah, I’m still not good with you on that.
I thought so too!
Another good one was when, after they got signed to EMI and had mainstream recognition, one of their members went on a talk show in the late 90s and openly told people who couldn’t afford to buy their music to steal the CDs from chain stores. :laugh:
Yeah, I’m still not good with you on that.
I know, right? In my defense, the text was pretty stupid. What’s your favorite Chumbawamba song?
Another good one was when, after they got signed to EMI and had mainstream recognition, one of their members went on a talk show in the late 90s and openly told people who couldn’t afford to buy their music to steal the CDs from chain stores. :laugh:
I know, right? In my defense, the text was pretty stupid. What’s your favorite Chumbawamba song?
Nope, still doesn’t break the ice.
Humamba Mambo
Not really, no homo, it was just a brojob. I don’t know why he’s denying it though. I thought we had something. π
Yeah, don’t listen to Ponyobellanote, we are mortal enemies forever because I made fun of Mr Gold’s incomprehensible special snowflake text.
:laugh:
In all seriousness though, nothing’s wrong with this thread, and nothing’s gonna happen to it, you’re just overexagerating as always, and no joke here, I know TK can say stupid shit sometimes, but don’t waste your time on him or having him as "your enemy", it’s childish of you, he’s just a dude wanting to have some fun sometimes trolling. If he goes out of his way, just ignore him, really. Don’t make a big deal out of it.
I just posted an emoticon…
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Nope, still doesn’t break the ice.
Humamba Mambo
I’m not sure you’re quite right about what the expression "break the ice" means!
I’m not aware of any Chumba song called Humamba Mambo. How does it go? Could you make a recording of yourself signing it on Vocaroo so I can tell what song you mean?
I know, baby, I know. It just was a emoticon of shock and I thought you were denying our love π
Enough with the jokes, the man’s got a girlfriend so I’ll respect that. :laugh:
It was fun for me while it lasted.
In all seriousness though, nothing’s wrong with this thread, and nothing’s gonna happen to it, you’re just overexagerating as always, and no joke here, I know TK can say stupid shit sometimes, but don’t waste your time on him or having him as "your enemy", it’s childish of you, he’s just a dude wanting to have some fun sometimes trolling. If he goes out of his way, just ignore him, really. Don’t make a big deal out of it.
I’m over exaggerating? I don’t think I’m one to do that sort of thing. He is not "my enemy", I’m more just "going along with it". But, you are right, it is unwise to waste my time on something such as this (not that I did so much in the first place), I have better things to do.
What started this…. "feud" in the first place is when he poked fun at Mr Gold. That’s what I don’t like.
I’m not sure you’re quite right about what the expression "break the ice" means!
I know what it means, I’m just using it differently. I mean that you and I will never be good friends, but a maybe a friend.
I’m not aware of any Chumba song called Humamba Mambo. How does it go? Could you make a recording of yourself signing it on Vocaroo so I can tell what song you mean? Oh shit, they’re a real band!? I knew I saw that cover somewhere…. :p
You never know. PonyoBellanote didn’t like me when I first entered his life, but we’re best friends now. You should try being more bonanza about things.
(I know what the word bonanza really means by the way, I’m just using it to say something completely different from what it means right now.)
Oh shit, they’re a real band!? I knew I saw that cover somewhere…. :p
I’m flattered that you thought I could come up with a band as good as Chumbawamba myself! I would definitely encourage you to check out their discography. You can pirate it all, they don’t care.
Late-ass reply, am I right!?:p
I agree mostly.
Remember, threads like this are the SOLE reason he comes here.
That means they are the only reason. The singe, solitary one. No other reason exists.
I don’t think I have to remind everyone what an FFS without ROKUSHO would be like.
Remember, this thread is the
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SOLITARY
SINGLE
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reason he posts here.
Let’s all come together and work together to make sure ROKUSHO keeps posting here.
I’m fairly sure it was the video of my girlfriend I posted that managed to keep his interest for this long, so here is a video of her husband that I think will also help to make sure he continues to grace the forum:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkX1giNels
On another note, Sarah, I think that more people would be likely to view this video, and therefore understand the value of ROKUSHO’s presence here, and therefore extend the livelihood of the forum if I could embed it instead of just linking it here. We should really be able to embed youtube videos. Also, if we could do that, I would embed ASMR videos of sexy doctor role plays.
I don’t know if I want to see that….
Oh, trust me, you do.
I have a Brazillian one in particular in mind who would be sure to give you, uh, "tingles." Lots of "tingles."
I have a Brazillian one in particular in mind who would be sure to give you, uh, "tingles." Lots of "tingles."
No, I don’t.
:laugh:
You may want to switch that comment around….
I have a feeling you’re about post something really…. I don’t know, yet.
Remember, threads like this are the SOLE reason he comes here.
An awfully long time ago, in a galaxy awfully, awfully far away… (Start the music…)
Sock-puppet Wars : Episode IV A New Sock
With the sock-puppet wars temporarily on hold, the rebellion taking some R&R, kicking-back, shooting the shit, etc, the Empire has secretly been building a small moon ("that’s no moon, it’s a motherfucking space station! We’re doomed I tells ya!") capable of vapourising entire planets harbouring incessant sock-puppets.
The Empire obsessed with dishing out comeuppance has amassed a huge army of storm-puppets that will go to town on the asses of sock-puppets belonging to some hippy force belief system, but a new sock-puppet will emerge to continue the tradition of posting time-wasting material on the net.
go here and insert your own intros : http://www.starwordz.com/starwordz/
(When it’s done copy the whole url back here)
(When it’s done copy the whole url back here)
I only wish instead of STAR WARS it could say SHRINE WARS. :p
OP currently updated with title crawl for Episode I: The Present Mission.
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Eh, its kind of a fail. My stories are too long, so it fades out before they are finished.
or condense it, like in force awkens, that say "luke has vanished" they didnt say why, or how, they just said that he vanished
or condense it, like in force awkens, that say "luke has vanished" they didnt say why, or how, they just said that he vanished
There is no option to speed up the text, and also, its going to be very hard to condense my existing stories and have to condense future ones. It has to be interesting.
That would be the STS era. π
Wokka-wokka.
:this:
Don’t worry, I’ll get back in the killer mode I was in when I was pumping these out and they’ll be all done this month. :p
