Dear Josh

We came by to fuck you, but you were not home.

Therefore, you are gay.

-Tiffany and Amber

What

Looks like someone forgot to log out of their account.

Looks like someone forgot to log out of their account.

What

What

It looks like HeadphonesGirl left their house, someone came by looking for them,
and decided to post on their account which happened to be open on their
computer, as a note to say "We wuz here".

That’s what I took from the OP.

By Josh, did you mean Electra?

Maybe Josh was in a foursome.

with dudes

It looks like HeadphonesGirl left their house, someone came by looking for them,
and decided to post on their account which happened to be open on their
computer, as a note to say "We wuz here".

That’s what I took from the OP.

It is true that women with names like Ruby and Annika regularly come around looking for me and sometimes I’m not there because I’m out with Kortney and Mindy.

I’d like to be out with Kortney and Mindy

I’d like to be out with Kortney and Mindy

They’re alright, but I recommend Veruca and Kenzie.

Hey, I’m open to them girls too. Just as long as it’s not Veruca Salt.

Hey, I’m open to them gilrs too. Just as long as it’s not Veruca Salt.

Okay, but you have to understand her family is being ripped apart, like you and she were ripped apart, like Joe and I were ripped apart.

🙁

If only PonyoBellaNote would come in here for me, things might be different. I’d be like, "Are you here because you need someone, or because you need me?"

And we’d sit there, looking at each other, knowing what we’re feeling.

And I’d say, "I don’t even care."

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A pen.

I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.

Feels like this should be turned into erotica fanfic.

What a waste of Bandwidth…

What a waste of Bandwidth…

Sorry about that. I would have posted it in the incredibly valuable and hilarious use of bandwidth "mrgold’s random corner xD" but I was afraid it would shatter his fragile mind into a million little psychic splinters if he was forced to read the word "fuck."

Don’t think so, what i am sure of ‘tho is that everyone’s IQ Points drop a significant amount everytime they read your inane drivel.

Don’t think so, what i am sure of ‘tho is that everyone’s IQ Points drop a significant amount everytime they read your inane drivel.

Shit, you must be right. I’ve already tanked yours to the point where you’ve forgotten what an apostrophe is used for. Boy, do I feel like a heel.

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On the bright side, there are a lot of really enlightening posts being made in the "what are you DOING?" thread. Give a few of those a gander and I’m sure you’ll recover in no time.

http://i.imgur.com/wCM1axP.gif

TK you fuckboi

fight me

Shit, you must be right. I’ve already tanked yours to the point where you’ve forgotten what an apostrophe is used for. Boy, do I feel like a heel.

Oh, a Grammar Nazi, how thoroughly original.

Weren’t you gone already ? Now, you wouldn’t happen to be one of those people who go back on things they said ?
I thought you were better than that.

However I think I don’t really fit in with you guys, so the time has come for my brief return to the shrine to close.

Oh, a Grammar Nazi, how thoroughly original.

Weren’t you gone already ? Now, you wouldn’t happen to be one of those people who go back on things they said ?
I thought you were better than that.

You’re right, of course. Let us not judge the merits of a man’s writing by its form but by its heart. Originality, in these matters, trumps all. By that measure you’re leagues ahead of me, you clever bard.

Who but a wit to rival shakespeare, for example, could so ingeniously insult one’s missives as to suggest in a mere sentence that the reading of them reduces their poor victim’s intellect? Did you spend many agonizing hours honing the barbs on that remark, or did it spring effortlessly, fully-formed from your fertile mind like Athena from Zeus?

And then, "inane drivel" — what a way to cap it, two words a poem unto themselves. Never before have I seen a pair so deviously conjoined. The Bonnie and Clyde of diction. I wanna tell those words, "Get a room, you two!"

"Cellar door," eat your hearts out.

Anyway, you obviously missed my glorious return:

lol I forgot I made this thread last night. I’d had a fair bit of whiskey. So much for my departure.

Seems I just can’t stay away from you rascals. It must be the never-ending flood of updates you all provide about the mundane events of your everyday lives in minimal, pedestrian phrasing. But I mainly missed PonyoBellanote. He’s so tsundere for me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, there’s someone interesting in the thread.

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http://i.imgur.com/wCM1axP.gif

TK you fuckboi

fight me

Thank fuck, Gentleman Ghost is back.

EXPLAIN:

http://forums.ffshrine.org/f2/interesting-other-facts-you-know-190302/#post2987365

I do miss Gentleman Ghost’s visits, every posts of his i see makes my heart race.

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TK makes the others come back and post again, I miss Neg.

TK Sunglasses when

[/COLOR]TK makes the others come back and post again, I miss Neg.

I don’t think Neg likes me anymore :/

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TK Sunglasses when

TK Sunglasses was compromised by an elite hacker. I think Sarah told me it was safe to go back to it but by then I was used to using this one.

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hi

<3

Yeah, Neg doesn’t like me either. We should make a Neg haters club.

I like trans girls, with glasses.

do not <3 me, i used to love you but then you rejected me because I have a dick that was very rude of you, I didn’t know lesbians liked pussies 🙁

guys from now on I identify myself as trans girl with she they pronouns pls respect i’m very serious in this

totally not doing it to get the pussy

or better, headphonegirls eternal love

I suppose this might be a good time to tell you I’m a dude. The lesbian thing is because ROKUSHO assumed I was female because my avatar was a picture of Tegan Quinn years ago and I let it go on to fuck with him.

Yeah, Neg doesn’t like me either. We should make a Neg haters club.

I’m no hater. I love everyone whether my love is returned or not. Even RayMan.

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Damn it, the joke is ruined

What do I do now?

Don’t worry, I don’t think he’ll read this thread. He’s scared of me. Plus, he’s stupid. I’m pretty sure it’s been explained to him before but he just kind of forgets.

The joke wasn’t for ROKUSHO, it was a little attempt at being funny keeping on with this thread’s joke

I tried. Do I get a star of effort?

It’s my fault. My raging ego compels me to assume all expressions of undying love for me are sincere. Also that all expressions of anything else are expressions of undying love.

What

It’s my fault. My raging ego compels me to assume all expressions of undying love for me are sincere. Also that all expressions of anything else are expressions of undying love.

It’s TK’s fault. His raging ego compels him to assume all expressions of undying love for him are sincere. Also that all expressions of anything else are expressions of undying love.

I’m lost.

I’ve always been

By the time I’m through with you, you’ll believe your avatar is from Balto.

I’m no hater. I love everyone whether my love is returned or not. Even RayMan.
Even Dan Slott?

Even Dan Slott?

Sure, but you can love someone and still think they’re an arrogant, immature hack.

the high spheres of ares are pleased with this topic. it has brought much needed amusement of the other kind after having a blast with the other funtimes we had with the chinese factory explosion.

proceed

Sure, but you can love someone and still think they’re an arrogant, immature hack.

i was in love once with someone like that. she was the defition of a barbie. and, like a barbie, she had humongous breasts and perfect legs.
we parted ways after she founf the definition of ken, and i found my dream girl. i think she is single now with a child.

the high spheres of ares are pleased with this topic. it has brought much needed amusement of the other kind after having a blast with the other funtimes we had with the chinese factory explosion.

proceed

i was in love once with someone like that. she was the defition of a barbie. and, like a barbie, she had humongous breasts and perfect legs.
we parted ways after she founf the definition of ken, and i found my dream girl. i think she is single now with a child.

http://i.imgur.com/ZHdgU5V.gif

I’m no hater. I love everyone whether my love is returned or not. Even RayMan.

Even Donald Trump & :cat: ?

I’m like internet jesus. I’d overturn their tables and drive them out of the temple, but it doesn’t mean I don’t love them.

but unlike church vendors, if someone lays a finger on me i will slice it off, roast it, add butter and salt and then forcefeed it to them.
because i didnt spend 4 years in cooking school for nothing.

to better understand me, ill use dungeons and dragons terms.

im a berserker. when not angered, im calm, friendly, and quite nice to have around.
push me beyond annoyance, and they wont find your body after your suicide.

also, like HPG, i bear no grudges to anyone in this forum, despite all that has happened in the past.

in other news, why is it that google image "the cell" is plagued only with pics of lopez in that hadesawful costume?

im a berserker. when not angered, im calm, friendly, and quite nice to have around.
push me beyond annoyance, and they wont find your body after your suicide.

No you aren’t and this wouldn’t happen. Nobody asked you to explain anything about yourself anyway. Believe me, it’s not necessary.

nothing in this forum is necessary. but people do it anyway. because they can

Odd thread is odd.

Odd thread is odd.

Be sure to check out the ROKUSHO fanfic thread.

Eh. I guess I can’t really say that. I mean, a long time ago I made a thread full of paragraphs regarding masturbation (it’s still around, too), so…