Mr. Gold’s Random Corner!!

MR GOLD’S RANDOM CORNER

For Those Nights When There Is Nothing To Do. Post Gifs and Random Conversations

(please leave All the Horrible Sexual Things Away!)
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Alot of People Ignore Your Comments. THEN Here is A Fun Place.

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Hmmmm…… 😀

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Ooo, video editing. What kind of video editing?

Just stuff for YouTube.

I used to do a bunch of video editing back in the day.

Mostly Bionicle stuff.

Be interesting. Seeing as ignored everywhere else…..

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Let’s Pick the Random Conversation Topic Of the Day!

Donno. Lol

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This

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1) Food
2) Film
3) Composer (Pick ONE)
4) Hobby
5) Television Series

Mine are:

1) Cheese (Edam)
2) A Million Ways To Die In the West
3) ARGH. SO DIFFICULT… Harald Kloser. I’m sorry.
4) Sleeping
5) Family Guy (Maybe Once Upon a Time… Just give me some time.)

Here. Have a cookie.

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Stewie: We’re in the robot chicken universe
Peter: Will you guys move, you’re blocking the tv
Chris: Look! GI Joe, Transformers, Thunder Cats, He-Man. Yay! Those shows existed!
Stewie: how does it feel to be on a major network for 30 seconds*
Chris: $!%@ you!

OH MY GOD!
(Pig Punches Brian)

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Peter: "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Is When I Can’t Find the Droids I’m Looking For"
(SCENE Cuts: 2 Storm Troopers from Star Wars Sat In A Lounge with TV Dinners Watching the News)
Storm Trooper: " Yes What’s With That!?"

Mmmmmmm. Pie. Yum.

Owner: Yes?

C: You told me it was Ipswitch!

O: …It was a pun.

C: A PUN?!?

O: No, no…not a pun…What’s that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?

C: A palindrome…?

O: Yeah, that’s it!

C: It’s not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don’t work!!

Nice one jay!

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Customer: I understand this IS Bolton.

Owner: Yes?

C: You told me it was Ipswitch!

O: …It was a pun.

C: A PUN?!?

O: No, no…not a pun…What’s that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?

C: A palindrome…?

O: Yeah, that’s it!

C: It’s not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don’t work!!

Classic!!

"I Don’t Wish To Continue My Line Of Enquiry for i feel this sketch is getting to silly."

New Jersey: Why is there a watermelon there?
Reno: I’ll tell you later.

Mission Control: Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?
Buckaroo Banzai: Tell him yes on one and no on two.
Mission Control: Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia… or number 2?

Perfect Tommy: Emilio Lizardo. Wasn’t he on TV once?
Buckaroo Banzai: You’re thinking of Mr. Wizard.
Reno: Emilio Lizardo is a top scientist, dummkopf.
Perfect Tommy: So was Mr. Wizard.

Buckaroo Banzai: I’ve been ionized, but I’m okay now.

Buckaroo Banzai: Let her out.
Female Prisoner: Hey, me too.
Perfect Tommy: Let her out?
Buckaroo Banzai: That’s right, let her out. I’ll be responsible.
Perfect Tommy: But she’s a killer.
Buckaroo Banzai: No, she’s not. Now, let her out and give her your coat.
Perfect Tommy: Why me?
Buckaroo Banzai: Because you’re perfect.
Perfect Tommy: You have a point there.

President Widmark: Buckaroo, I don’t know what to say. Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named "John"?

Ed: President’s calling, Buckaroo.
Buckaroo Banzai: The president of what?
Ed: The President of The United States.
Buckaroo Banzai: Oh.

Lectroid: We are not in the Eighth dimension, we are over New Jersey. Hope is not lost.

Robber: Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don’t panic, just hand over all your money.

Assistant (Eric Idle): (politely) This is a lingerie shop, sir.

Robber: Fine, fine, fine. (slightly nonplussed) Adopt, adapt and improve. Motto of the round table. Well, um… what have you got?

Assistant: (still politely) Er, we’ve got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.

Robber: Fine, fine, fine, fine. No large piles of money in safes?

Assistant: No, sir.

Robber: No deposit accounts?

Assistant: No sir.

Robber: No piles of cash in easy to carry bags?

Assistant: None at all sir.

Robber: No luncheon vouchers?

Assistant: No, sir.

Robber: Fine, fine. Well, just a pair of panties then please.

I’m okay

We’ve gone on holiday by mistake.

I demand to have some booze!

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!

I assure I’m not [drunk], officer, honestly, I’ve only had a few ales.

Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! The wankers don’t drink it because they can’t afford it!

There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this fucking mountainside!

Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can’t.

Look at this; accident blackspot? These aren’t accidents, they’re throwing themselves into the road! Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness. [Heckles pedestrian] Throw yourself into the road, darling, you haven’t got a chance!

I feel like a pig shat in my head.

Look at my tongue. It’s wearing a yellow sock.

Don’t threaten me with a dead fish!

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I’m inclined to believe Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Making enemies of our own futures.

I could hardly piss straight with fear. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who’d taken a dislike to me. What had I done to offend him? I don’t consciously offend big men like this. And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. Get any more masculine than him and you’d have to live up a tree.

We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires!

You’re full of Scotch, you silly tool!

Jesus Christ! Why have you drugged their onions?!

Gets funnier with each re-telling.

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LOFL!

Iraq Lobster
I thought he said "A Rock Lobster"…

Iraq Lobster
I thought he said "A Rock Lobster"…

He Did In The Original Song To Cleveland, This Is A Second Song In A Newer Season.

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Hi.

…

No.

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Last Tuesday a reign of terror was ended when the notorious Piranha brothers,
Doug and Dinsdale, after one of the most extraordinary trials in British legal
history, were sentenced to 400 years imprisonment for crimes of violence. We
examined the rise to power of the Piranhas, the methods they used to subjugate
rival gangs and their subsequent tracking down and capture by the brilliant
Superintendent Harry ‘Snapper’ Organs of Q Division.

Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born, on probation, in a small house in Kipling
Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen. Their father Arthur
Piranha, a scrap metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police,
and a devout Catholic. In 1928 he had married Kitty Malone, an up-and-coming
East End boxer. Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later;
and again a week after that. Someone who remembers them well was their next
door neighbour, Mrs April Simnel.

"Oh yes Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of
each other’s houses with each other’s property all day. They were a cheery
lot. Cheerful and violent. Doug was keen on boxing, but when he learned to
walk he took up putting the boot in the groin. He was very interested in that.
His mother had a terrible job getting him to come in for tea. Putting his
little boot in he’d be, bless him. All the kids were like that then, they
didn’t have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism."

At the age of fifteen Doug and Dinsdale started attending the Ernest Pythagoras
Primary School in Clerkenwell. When the Piranhas left school they were called
up but were found by an Army Board to be too unstable even for National
Service. Denied the opportunity to use their talents in the service of their
country, they began to operate what they called ‘The Operation’… They would
select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called
protection money. Four months later they started another operation which the
called ‘The Other Operation’. In this racket they selected another victim and
threatened not to beat him up if he didn’t pay them. One month later they hit
upon ‘The Other Other Operation’. In this the victim was threatened that if he
didn’t pay them, they would beat him up. This for the Piranha brothers was the
turning point.

Doug and Dinsdale Piranha now formed a gang, which the called ‘The Gang’ and
used terror to take over night clubs, billiard halls, gaming casinos and race
tracks. When they tried to take over the MCC they were, for the only time in
their lives, slit up a treat. As their empire spread however, Q Division were
keeping tabs on their every move by reading the colour supplements.

One small-time operator who fell foul of Dinsdale Piranha was Vince
Snetterton-Lewis.

"Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the
hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale’s
boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word
with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape
round to Dinsdale’s place and Dinsdale’s there in the conversation pit with
Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man
they called ‘Kierkegaard’, who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and
Dinsdale says ‘I hear you’ve been a naughty boy Clement’ and he splits me
nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my
name’s not Clement and then… he loses his temper and nails me head to the
floor."

Another man who had his head nailed to the floor was Stig O’ Tracy.

Rogers: I’ve been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor.
Stig: No. Never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to buy his mother
flowers and that. He was like a brother to me.
Rogers: But the police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to
the floor.
Stig: (pause) Oh yeah, he did that.
Rogers: Why?
Stig: Well he had to, didn’t he? I mean there was nothing else he could do,
be fair. I had transgressed the unwritten law.
Rogers: What had you done?
Stig: Er… well he didn’t tell me that, but he gave me his word that it was
the case, and that’s good enough for me with old Dinsy. I mean, he
didn’t *want* to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He
wanted to let me off. He’d do anything for you, Dinsdale would.
Rogers: And you don’t bear him a grudge?
Stig: A grudge! Old Dinsy. He was a real darling.
Rogers: I understand he also nailed your wife’s head to a coffee table.
Isn’t that true Mrs O’ Tracy?
Mrs O’ Tracy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stig: Well he did do that, yeah. He was a hard man. Vicious but fair.

Vince Snetterton-Lewis agreed with this judgement.

Yes, definitely he was fair. After he nailed me head to the table, I used to
go round every Sunday lunchtime to his flat and apologise, and then we’d shake
hands and he’d nail me head to the floor. He was very reasonable. Once, one
Sunday I told him my parents were coming round to tea and would he mind very
much not nailing my head that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to
a cake stand."

Clearly Dinsdale inspired tremendous fear among his business associates. But
what was he really like?

Gloria Pules knew him intimately.

"I walked out with Dinsdale on many occasions and found him a charming and
erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities,
celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders,
who he had met through his work for charities. He took a warm interest in
Boys’ Clubs, Sailors’ Homes, Choristers’ Associations and the Grenadier Guards.
"Mind you there was nothing unusual about him. I should say not. Except, that
Dinsdale was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he
referred to as ‘Spiny Norman’. Normally Spiny Norman was wont to be about
twelve feet from snout to tail, but when Dinsdale was depressed Norman could be
anything up to eight hundred yards long. When Norman was about Dinsdale would
go very quiet and start wobbling and his nose would swell up and his teeth
would move about and he’d get very violent and claim that he’d laid Stanley
Baldwin."

Rogers: "Did it worry you that he, for example, stitched people’s legs
together?"

Gloria: "Well it’s better than bottling it up isn’t it. He was a gentleman,
Dinsdale, and what’s more he knew how to treat a female impersonator."

But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet:

"It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only
did what many of us simply dream of doing… I’m sorry. After all we should
remember that a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a
looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bugger."

Most of the strange tales concern Dinsdale, but what about Doug? One man who
met him was Luigi Vercotti.

"I had been running a successful escort agency — high class, no really, high
class girls — we didn’t have any of *that* — that was right out. So I
decided to open a high class night club for the gentry at Biggleswade with
International cuisine and cooking and top line acts, and not a cheap clip joint
for picking up tarts — that was right out, I deny that completely –, and one
evening in walks Dinsdale with a couple of big lads, one of whom was carrying a
tactical nuclear missile. They said I had bought one of their fruit machines
and would I pay for it? They wanted three quarters of a million pounds. I
thought about it and decided not to go to the Police as I had noticed that the
lad with the thermonuclear device was the chief constable for the area. So a
week later they called again and told me the cheque had bounced and said… I
had to see… Doug.
Well, I was terrified. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I’ve seen grown men
pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of
Doug. He used… sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor,
bathos, puns, parody, litotes and… satire. He was vicious."

In this way, by a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Piranha brothers by
February 1966 controlled London and the Southeast of England. It was in
February, though, that Dinsdale made a big mistake.

Latterly Dinsdale had become increasingly worried about Spiny Norman. He had
come to the conclusion that Norman slept in an aeroplane hangar at Luton
Airport. And so on Feb 22nd 1966, Dinsdale blew up Luton.

Even the police began to sit up and take notice. The Piranhas realised they
had gone too far and that the hunt was on. They went into hiding. But it was
too late. Harry ‘Snapper’ Organs was on the trail.

"I decided on a subtle approach, viz. some form of disguise, as the old helmet
and boots are a bit of a giveaway. Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me
in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. I tracked them
to Cardiff, posing as the Reverend Smiler Egret. Hearing they’d gone back to
London, I assumed the identity of a pork butcher, Brian Stoats. On my arrival
in London, I discovered they had returned to Cardiff, I followed as Gloucester
from _King Lear_. Acting on a hunch I spent several months in Buenos Aires as
Blind Pew, returning through the Panama Canal as Ratty, in _Toad of Toad Hall_.
Back in Cardiff, I relived my triumph as Sancho Panza in _Man of la Mancha_
which the "Bristol Evening Post" described as ‘a glittering performance of rare
perception’, although the "Bath Chronicle" was less than enthusiastic. In fact
it gave me a right panning. I quote: ‘as for the performance of
Superintendent Harry "Snapper" Organs as Sancho Panza, the audience were
bemused by his high-pitched Welsh accent and intimidated by his abusive
ad-libs.’ The "Western Daily News" said: ‘Sancho Panza (Mr Organs) spoilt an
otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and
persistent cries of "What’s all this then?"’"
Against this kind of opposition for the Piranha Brothers the end
was inevitable.

THE END

The Cuteness Is Strong With This One!

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"Hello
Can I join in?" Aha

Computer Operator: Gentlemen, I know how anxious you’ve all been during these last few days. But now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well-spent. We’re about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the 3 remaining golden tickets.

[he pushes buttons on the machine; the machine prints out a response]

Computer Operator: It says: "I won’t tell. That would be cheating."

[he pushes the buttons on the machine again]

Computer Operator: I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize.

[the machine prints out another response]

Computer Operator: He says: "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"

[he sighs, then pushes the buttons once again]

Computer Operator: I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with the lifetime supply of chocolate.

"Sometimes shit happens. Its just usually not walking through New York in an Astronaut suit on fire"?

"Sometimes shit happens. Its just usually not walking through New York in an Astronaut suit on fire"?

yes.

They don’t have to know. >:)

They Will When You Fall Asleep At The Dinner Table….

I Know, What I Mean If You Are Awake All Night You Will Be Very Tired In The Day… Just Go To Sleep Before We Confuse Each Other :p NIGHT!

Mike Tv: "Can We Walk?"
Wonka: "If The Good Laord Had Intended Us to Walk, He Would Not Of Invented Rollar Skates"

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FYI – This was the very first movie i saw.

FYI – This was the very first movie i saw.

Awesome! One of my favorite movies too. Timon and Pumbaa always have the most wacky ideas hahaha

By the way, I love your edition of the soundtrack, great job, my friend!! 😀

If "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" is not released soon, I hope you can do what you have done with "The Lion King" and "Pocahontas". You have great edit skills. I am sure Mr. Gold would be so happy with that as well.

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Belive it or not my first movie was not a disney lol. 😉
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If "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" is not released soon, I hope you can do what you have done with "The Lion King" and "Pocahontas". You have great edit skills. I am sure Mr. Gold would be so happy with that as well.
Oh Boy Would I!!! :awsm:
Jay’s Collection Always Rock!!!

^WTF?? :awsm:

I Just Picture Some Guy Coming Out A McDonalds.
"Hey That’s My F***ing Car!!"

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Tracklist:
01. – 02. The Virgina Company (Song and Instrumental)
03. – 04. Ship at Sea (Album and Film Versions)
05. – 06. The Virginia Company (Reprise) (Song and Instrumental)
07. – 08. Main Title (Steady as the Beating Drum) (Album and Film Versions)
09. – 10. Pocahontas (Album and Film Versions)
11. "Too Old for These Games?"
12. Father Knows Best
13. Steady as the Beating Drum (Reprise) (+1 if i can do a correct instrumental)
14 – 16. Just Around The Riverbend (Album, Film and Instrumental version)
17. – 18. Grandmother Willow (Album and Film Version)
19. – 21. Listen with Your Heart (Album, Film, and Instrumental)
22. Radcliffe’s Cabin
23. Pocahontas Watches / Meeko / Trumpet Fanfare (Source)
24. – 25. Council Meeting (Album and Film)
26. Drumroll (Source)
27. Percy’s Bath
28 – 31. Mine, Mine, Mine (A, F, AI, FI)
32. Cat and Mouse
33. They Meet at the River’s Edge (Seperate from "Listen with Your Heart – Part 2")
34. Listen with your Heart (Part 2)
35. Skirmish (otherwise known as "Indians vs. Virginians")
36. "These Men Are Dangerous"
37. First Meeting
38. "Savage is Just A Term"
39 – 40. Colors of the Wind (A and I)
41. Pocahontas Leaves John
42. "Something Wrong, John?"
43. "That’s What Guns Are For!"
44. Meeko and Percy II
45. – 46. Picking Corn (A and F)
47. ? / Listen with Your Heart (Part 3)
48. Search Party
49. John Leaves
50. The Warriors Arrive
51. Meeko and Percy III / John Returns
52. Sneaking Out (A and F)
53. Meeko and Percy IV
54. – 55. The Fight (A and F)
56. The Aftermath
57 – 58. I’ll Never See Him Again (A and F)
59. – 60. If I Never Knew You (A and I)
60. Thomas Returns and Reports
61. – 63. Savages (Part I) (A, F, and I) (If possible)
64. – 65. Epiphany (A and F)
66. – 67. Savages (Part II) (A and I) (if possible)
68. Execution
69. "Now’s Our Chance"
70. – 72. Farewell (A, SE and SEI)
73. If I Never Knew You (End Credits)
74. Colors of the Wind (End Credits)

"Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
A mose is a mose!
A rose is a rose!
A toes is a toes!
Hooptie doodie doodle
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
For Moses he knowses his toeses arent roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
Moses
(Moses supposes his toeses are roses)
Moses
(Moses supposes erroneously)
Moses
(Moses supposes his toeses are roses)
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
A Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is
A rose is what Moses supposes his toes is
Couldn’t be a lily or a daphi daphi dilli
It’s gotta be a rose cuz it rhymes with mose!
Moses!
Moses!
Moses!
(Dance Sequence)
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

WTF IS THAT!

Hell’s only TV show.

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Japan truly has some of the strangest TV commercials, of the WTF? variety.

I Hated It Because The Constant Bad Language Is Just Not Nice And I Clicked the Link And Heard no Speaking At All (Unless The Link Is Faulty)

So You Please Stop.

Put each other on ignore, please.

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Thanks JESSIE

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*cough*

Post Gifs and Random Conversations (please leave All the Horrible Sexual Things Away!)

Well, I find it uncomfortable. I imagine Mr Gold will too. It’s just not really necessary. There are plenty of other random things that aren’t sexually oriented. 🙂

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:this: Is Random LOL
Welcome Amanda 😀

I like pie.:)
HAHAHAHA. Everybody loves pie!

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Not my type of party………
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Now this is my type of party. 😉

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Nobody’s too old for anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl6fWlcD3NI

Smart move. 😛

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Something else that you, me and Dean Winchester have in common. :awsm:

Mad Max? what are talking about Sully?

Is that not Tom Hardy that Mr Gold posted? Maybe he just looked similar.

What Did I Post??

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I ask myself that every morning when I get up….

:this:

😀

…and is that Tom Hardy?

Sulley, Which Picture

Oh, I get it. Jensen Ackles is the name of the actor. He just looks a bit like a young Tom Hardy. :p

Yes.

This person. 😀

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http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4456518/jackass-valentines-punch-o.gif

Well…..maybe….

oh,ok then.

NO! Just….no.

Well…..maybe….

oh,ok then.

I Just Picture A Drawn Out Bus On The Road Knock Him Off His Bike Followed By A Drawn Out Ambulance… Is It Going To Far.

Best be on the lookout:
http://i.imgur.com/U4Hofdk.gif

Oh Good Grief.
=============

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4366164/tv-bars-error-o.gif
We Would Like To Apologise…We Are Afraid Due to Unknown Technical Difficulties The Random Corner Has Timed Out. We Are Trying to Rectify This In The Mean Time A Cartoon

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/75953/michigan-j-frog-o.gif

Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal

Send me a kiss by wire
Baby my heart’s on fire

If you refuse me
Honey you loose me
Then you’ll be
Left alone

Oh baby telephone
And tell me I’m
Your own

http://2damnfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Spongebob-Squrepants-Loves-His-Hands.gif

Yes, who and what is beautiful is in the eye of the beholder.

With this in mind, I find it safe to say that the Amazing Spider-Man franchise was beautiful. 🙂

And yet: "None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see."

How did I guess it was you when I read the comment in the notification email? lol

Perhaps the best version of Spider-Man yet seen on the screen?

LOL! When I watch this I hear Alien Antfarm’s cover of Smooth Criminal (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iomgAHj5188) by Michael Jackson. :p

This week saw some serious changes in the Marvel braintrust. Kevin Feige almost walked from Marvel because of the constraints, budgetary and creative, Perlmutter – who owns Marvel and is by all accounts a micromanager of the first order- put on Feige. The aforementioned braintrust had a habit of dithering and interfering in the movie making process and is one of the reasons Wright left Ant-Man. (Sadly, we’ll never see his version. That would have been quite something.)

The braintrust was also one reason we’ve yet to see a stand alone Marvel heroine film. Falling into the category of "Are-you-kidding me" decisions Perlmutter nixed the idea of a line of Black Widow toys. Now the "logic" – and I use that word very loosely – of the Marvel’s comment of how Black Widow works better as a supporting character makes sense: you’ve got a 72 year old millionaire making decisions in the 21st century but using a 1950’s mindset to inform him. (Probably thinks Mad Men is a documentary instead of fiction.)

Even before Lucy Marvel should have a beaten a path to Johansson’s door and signed her to a Black Widow stand alone. That’s a license to print money kind-of-deal. And if more incentive is needed look how audience’s responded to Theron’s Furiosa or Atwell’s Peggy Carter. Women and men want to see that kind of female character on the big and small screen.

So now Feige reports directly to Disney bypassing Perlmutter which can only be a good thing. Because right now a certain sameness is creeping in the Marvel movies and audiences, while they might not articulate seeing that sameness, are indicating their displeasure with their wallets. To wit:

Avengers: $623,357,910

Avengers: Age of Ultron: $457,815,697

Guardians of the Galaxy: $333,176,600

Ant-Man: $170,934,000

I included GoTG and A-M because they both were, except to comic book readers, unheard of characters. Yet GoTG made twice what A-M did. Perhaps because Gunn did a better job with his many tweets of selling his film or maybe because A-M looked like more of the same. And with Fantastic Four being the summer’s second biggest flop – Tomorrowland has the dubious honor of being the biggest – superhero films are not the slam dunk at the box office some might have thought.

Screenwriter William Goldman famously said that in Hollywood no-one knows anything. Would be a nice change if Hollywood reads the writing on the wall and adjusts accordingly.

http://i.imgur.com/3XlDewR.webm

Nice gif! <3

EDIT: oh. wait. I’ve seen the whole .gif now.. lol someone wanted their dog to die or something, letting them eat spaghetti just for the sake of the video, knowing they could choke or something..It seems like the dog just swallowed a WHOLE LOT without even munching.. how.. why’d it? *shrugs*

Ahahahaa I feel really bad now! :169:

I imagine the dog was naughty and ate what he shouldn’t have and the owners just filmed him puking it. Besides, dogs aren’t exactly foreign to eating stupid stuff and puking. :p

Oh, people do that all the time. Letting their pets and children get hurt so that they can post it to reddit.

On the one hand, it’s mean. On the other hand, it’s always really funny to watch! :p

Ahahahaha

In the words of Sloth: "Hay ewe guise!"

WHERE?

I believe it’s from the tv series "Vicious" Vicious (TV Series 2013? ) – IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2582590/)

Good call.

Thank you for making me laugh out loud. xD

I see things like this and I know the human race is doomed to extinction because of our stupidity.

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http://31.media.tumblr.com/9c1e3fd0cb7edca1d257f040ca4de2f0/tumblr_inline_mrsongN5CU1qz4rgp.gif

The current GIF champion is in the house! When will the challenger arrive?

1. No hitting below the belt (no gifs to insult)
2. Gifs or images with funny comments only.
3. First person to be unable to find a gif or image with a sutible response looses.
4. If you are unable to find a gif, its over.
Get ready
http://media.giphy.com/media/QJvwBSGaoc4eI/giphy.gif

Game on.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Meg4PTH32tPpe/giphy.gif

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141107153042/satireknight/images/1/1a/We_wasn‘t_talking_to_you.gif

It was for Azetlor. He was sassing me and I had to retaliate. :p

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http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141107153042/satireknight/images/1/1a/We_wasn‘t_talking_to_you.gif

It was for Azetlor. He was sassing me and I had to retaliate. :p

I was stateing azeltor was taking to long need to be quicker lol.

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http://couldneverdothat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/howgif.gif

http://media.giphy.com/media/uGQzgCguwflss/giphy.gif

Of course. I just have no idea how to reply to these. "Nothing is impossible"… Thank you, I guess? There’s no funny conversation line to go after that.

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http://media.giphy.com/media/uGQzgCguwflss/giphy.gif
http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb351/Scabiorsnatcher/Rumpelstiltskin%20and%20OUAT/Rumpelhugtumblr_lvr09fAfMJ1qgwefso3_250.gif

I see no image.

http://forums.imore.com/attachments/ask-question/89141d1440610457-apple-music-how-show-only-music-device-tumblr_mc9lrzec0a1qkab13o1_500.gif

I’ve been trying to trip you up… but now we have to move our game to another stage. It’s time to

http://media.giphy.com/media/qUDenOaWmXImQ/giphy.gif

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/8/17/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-28987-1404855155-10.gif

I’ve been trying to trip you up… but now we have to move our game to another stage. It’s time to

http://media.giphy.com/media/qUDenOaWmXImQ/giphy.gif

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-8255-OH-HELL-TO-THE-NO-gifs-veiL.gif

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102010/1287507909_soccer-fight.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchuqkxt6j1r8devm.gif

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While I wait for Azetlor’s reply, I’ll just leave my magnum opus of gifs here (http://forums.ffshrine.org/f92/tyler-bates-sucker-punch-sessions-186789/#post2908508)….

https://media.giphy.com/media/jJv0dmnQyA4nu/giphy.gif

I want to watch LOTR. The Extended Version Blu-ray. It’s 40 euros right now in Amazon ES.. but spending my so-hard saved money (I just get 20 a month) in this.. I know it’s worth it probably, and I’ll have fun with my dad who loves LOTR, but.. it’s just.. until I get 18 next month, I’d have to go through my mom, bro, and bank, etc, so buying something online is annoying. And it might be in my markt, but not for 40 euros.

I’m just trying to find a 1080P rip via torrent.

Well? You gonna just stand there? No more banter, time for real business.

http://i41.tinypic.com/iyfkvq.gif

I’m just trying to find a 1080P rip via torrent.

Well? You gonna just stand there? No more banter, time for real business.

http://i41.tinypic.com/iyfkvq.gif

http://rs19.pbsrc.com/albums/b196/LadyMoonshade/Website%20Stuff/Gifs%20and%20Tumblr%20Pics/happyrumpelstiltskinlaugh.gif~c200

https://31.media.tumblr.com/325fb009182e9da38dedb3759dbe1d99/tumblr_n6x6n46rPD1s1uj0qo1_250.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/gA4TnMO4yPBVm/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/D7xNZbt6yLJHW/giphy.gif

http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/7/16/brentrambooriginal.gif

http://cdn2.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/week-in-review-robert-pattinson-gifs-divergent-music.gif

http://ottergeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jason-terry.gif

If you can’t handle it you shouldn’t be playing. :169:

Thanks Ponyo. <3

I’m hypoglycaemic at the minute… I’ve got to take it easy for ten minutes.

You know you want to. It makes ya happy. You know it does!
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xstu3LGQ1qjcqpco3_250.gif

But there comes a time when you need to move on and pass the torch..

Skelly.
do you accept another request at a "Break"?……

It is to late now dearie, they accepted the challenge. The game is in flux.

Well, unless younare bowing out….

http://i.imgur.com/c9Ups.gif

He will have to do better to pose a threat to me.

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/05/GIF-Car-breaks-down-on-the-highway.gif?gs=a

A scrubbing a day keeps destruction away.

Sorry you feel bad dude… hope you get better soon. 🙁

Skelly congrats shame it was not thru better circumstances. You wish to take the mantal now, or later….

http://dc361.4shared.com/img/w60oK0dt/s7/13eec7677b8/Yes_of_course.gif

Well Dearie the Contract….

You Will Officially Take the GIF Job and I Will No Longer Post Gifs.

DO you Accept?

But should you ever wish to return as the GIF Master I shall of course defer to you.

But should you ever wish to return as the GIF Master I shall of course defer to you.
I will not thank you, i am also retiring from the v pres of the custom covers…

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NOOOOO! MR GOLD DON’T STOOOOOP!

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/a/a8/Crying-screaming-sobbing-guy-gif-first-world-problems.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140806152722

Sorry Dearie, But I No Longer Hold The Title, Skelly is The Gif King Now.

Why?

Yes, as i said itbis some one elses turn now, let the others have a go.

Like Grievous and his two Guardians.

Lol

Well…. think on that and get back to me…

I put controversy. Ha. Good wording, Azetlor.

I put controversy. Ha. Good wording, Azetlor.

No Controversy.

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Being the dark one takes a lot of my tiem, plus i have been to depressed to carry on here, and am finishing all up before i leave. Hence the linkmupgrades and handing of the gif and vp appointments.

I hadba feeling you would.

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It is not that i want to leave, my shrink advises it, it would seem so of my depression comes from here. And best way to get better isbto leave those enviroments.

I will mss it and all of you.

But we all know it’s you thinking you’re not worth it and loved here when you really are. Maybe if you thought otherwise, you wouldn’t feel bad being here.

Wait.. what will be the consequences of that deal? I don’t know, you’re Rumple after all.

Maybe true.

Just you know, and be sure, that we love you, and no asshole saying otherwise will make us change our minds, or the fact that we like you.

<3

http://static.tumblr.com/44e682a5c0f71508d3fe81fd1b89b2b8/97cx7jq/5U2mysgl4/tumblr_static_tigger_hug.gif

Okay, today is a bit better. I will stay, and also continue with vp of the covers thread.

I Know Them, Good Couple, Lots Of Fun.

La-bibbida-bibba-dum~

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Mr Toad on Todays Roads………

http://www.drollnation.com/gallery/2012/09/animated-gif-car-accident-drollnation-com-17835.gif

Later That Same Day…..

I don’t know why, but I feel a great need to use this GIF. :p

when happycroc isn’t enough.
:happycroc:

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http://www.youloveit.ru/uploads/posts/2013-01/1359464620_youloveit_ru_bolt06.gif

I LOVE that movie!! 😀

You Ignore/Don’t Reply to Anything I Post… And I You.. Okay??
You Add Me To Your Ignore/Block List And I You, That Way We Don’t Argue Annoy Each Other & And Other People. Perfect.

http://media.giphy.com/media/5oRdzHWlVGe8U/giphy.gif

You Ignore/Don’t Reply to Anything I Post… And I You.. Okay??
You Add Me To Your Ignore/Block List And I You, That Way We Don’t Argue Annoy Each Other & And Other People. Perfect.

Further to This I Have A Better Idea I Have Been Here Since Jan 14, You Nov 12… So You Longer, Well I Will Stop Posting…. That Way We Can’t Argue And Ruin Anything For Anyone. And Then Peace In Our Time.

Thats It I Will Go! Happy You, Happy Everyone! Grand. Laters People! I Mean I Contribuet Nothing Here, Just Waste Time It Seems. 11,000 Posts On Shit And Useless Stuff, Compared to Your 3000 Excellent, Wonderful Most Useful, Helpful & Productive Posts. Yes.

I Might Go Jump Off A Bridge or My Balcony… Maybe Drowned My Seld, Stab, Shoot, OD… I Donno I Contribute Have Nothing in the Real World…. And Same Here….

OD! Yes! Perfect!

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Well, like people say, you get the cookie! Congrats for the clever comment!

http://www.coachingyformacionparamanagers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cookie_law_eu.gif

Congrats for the clever comment!

[Bond picks up a sandwich roll, studying it like a gadget]

Q: Don’t touch that! It’s my lunch!

oiwej aof wfewcvs lsoijfi!!!

I’m not telling!

This might be the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen!

And yada yada yada, to this day they never found the droids they’re looking for. :p

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-kYDxD1otpmM/VCmCfkdCNXI/AAAAAAADNMA/YPtYcS_u-Io/w426-h242/_nossa_gata_como_vc_eh_quente.gif

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-kYDxD1otpmM/VCmCfkdCNXI/AAAAAAADNMA/YPtYcS_u-Io/w426-h242/_nossa_gata_como_vc_eh_quente.gif

About my beloved and forever lost pictures of Jeff Golblum? If not, what you posted is still funny. 🙂 What is it from?

I’ve emailed the United Nations about the matter, and they said they’ll be in touch. So fingers crossed on that!

Jeff Goldblum – Currys Christmas tv ads (in the UK):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhuQm94ZhcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzraxOA_FCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBsia0jYlx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d-yzSIhDbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXLepNGk_0

Jeff Goldblum – Currys Christmas tv ads (in the UK):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhuQm94ZhcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzraxOA_FCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBsia0jYlx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d-yzSIhDbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXLepNGk_0

Thank you… so much. 😉

"Dates? Yeah, I got dates. I got plenty of em. Who wants to know."

I had an encounter with a "friend" this week who seriously supported this guy and said he managed economy and was succesful and that he was winning.

If he does, I get to insult America freely.

Uh-huh…

HA! Thats funny, just got around to watching it.

"I… WAS bald."

Now. Who wants a good story about a bridge?

Now. Who wants a good story about a bridge?

…Me? what have I done.

Ohhhh…. Noooo….

Ohhh no, we are just getting started.

https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/e13a81d912a5841dd08546ab034d9c188a0004e344ad23ac60 3f6e8ea092ac0c_large

The art of seduction

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The art of seduction

An image likely to induce soft-ons.

Thanks to all my friends who have stood by me here on this place, namely the lovely James P. Sullivan, the hilarious Mr. Gold, the kindest ManRay, and many others.
PonyoBellanote, TheSkeletonMan, although we don’t talk much DAK… And countless others who have helped me grow, not only in my knowledge of music, track names or distribution, but in my creativity and inspiration to make my own music covers.

Thank you all, see y’all in 2016!

Thanks to all my friends who have stood by me here on this place, namely the lovely James P. Sullivan, the hilarious Mr. Gold, the kindest ManRay, and many others.
PonyoBellanote, TheSkeletonMan, although we don’t talk much DAK… And countless others who have helped me grow, not only in my knowledge of music, track names or distribution, but in my creativity and inspiration to make my own music covers.

Thank you all, see y’all in 2016!

And Thank you! I also wanted to wish everyone a Happy New Year. DAK is really nice, you guys should talk more. And I would also like to get to know you better, Azetlor. 😉

Nonsense! I also am a teenager, It sounds like you and I are quite alike, besides for being grumpy. I’m only grumpy sometimes. 😉

Puberty, diabetes, exams, baby brother, and a needy mother.
Life is exactly 3.68% stressful.

Puberty, diabetes, exams, baby brother, and a needy mother.
Life is exactly 3.68% stressful.

Oh, I know what you mean, at least with the puberty, school, and 3.68% stressful part. :p

Thanks to all my friends who have stood by me here on this place, namely the lovely James P. Sullivan, the hilarious Mr. Gold, the kindest ManRay, and many others.
PonyoBellanote, TheSkeletonMan, although we don’t talk much DAK… And countless others who have helped me grow, not only in my knowledge of music, track names or distribution, but in my creativity and inspiration to make my own music covers.

Thank you all, see y’all in 2016!

No worries, Azetlor! It’s been good getting to know you here. I hadn’t posted my annual New Year thread (Thread 198342) when you posted this… you could repost it there. 🙂

….The hell is going on over there?….

:changspew: :bearclap:

(http://imgur.com/PNWjmuk)

My cat Brunhilda and her favorite catnip fish.

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Mr-Gold-1×12-rumpelstiltskin-mr-gold-29064074-500-245.gif

So, if it’s not an imposition, where did you go and how was it?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_majibskrch1rxhsv8o3_250.gif

Fly your Freak Flag – so to speak – and fly it proudly.

(No half measures, dammit!)

I will literally marry the one who dares to do the Spaghetti Bella Notte scene with me.

I will literally marry the one who dares to do the Spaghetti Bella Notte scene with me.

It will be their Density.

I will literally marry the one who dares to do the Spaghetti Bella Notte scene with me.

http://media1.giphy.com/media/x28cIQSn19Tbi/giphy.gif

I am a real lady after all.

I have a dog, he’s loaded and I’m not afraid to use him.

Did you see my previous Jeb Bush post,

I made all those pictures. :laugh:

Am I the only one still posting here? With my dumb Jeb Bush and George Costanza pictures LOL.

*scoffs!* I keep on forgetting about that thread! :p

:169:

Psh.

Pointless? More like pointful. This place is here to post funny bullshit and fuck around, like what I’ve been doing.

To you… Comedy is subjective

Who does? Knowing sucks…..

Sorry, I was busy today and was not aware that I would be.

Tomorrow night? It would be for sure.

Da fuq does that mean.

I’m busy tomorrow night. 🙁 We’ll figure something out.

:erm: **you wanted random….

I’m busy tomorrow night. 🙁 We’ll figure something out.

Damn.

Next time something like this battle is planned, we’ll do it on a night WE KNOW we’re free for a duel of the place for GIF King.

Next time, we’ll do it on a night WE KNOW we’re free for a battle for the place of GIF King.

http://i.imgur.com/GE1PwpS.gif

This makes no sense.

http://i.imgur.com/GE1PwpS.gif

This is perfect.

DOOOOO!!!!!!

:laugh:

This one is my favourite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF27TNC_4pc

Ha Ha Ha. :laugh:

That’s what that thing earlier was from! :p

That’s what that thing earlier was from! :p

Nope. That’s from this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg

You have a Dumbledore quote, but a picture of Gandalf?

It is.

Very postmodern.

That is the eternal question. My purpose is to chew bubblegum and kick . . . No, wait, that was someone else’s purpose.

Ahh. Sing pirate songs in the shower. That’s my purpose. Small, attainable and yet completely nonsensical.

idk

Ahh. Sing pirate songs in the shower. That’s my purpose. Small, attainable and yet completely nonsensical.

This is entirely correct.

My purpose is to-

Wonder what my purpose is until exactly 8:00 AM, then wake the fuck up, then have a grapefruit, then…

Wonder about my purpose again… then go to see a porpoise at the zoo.

idk

You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

—

What’re you willin’ to die for!

—

ONWARD!, CHRISTIAN!, SOLDIERS!"

-Gov. Rick Perry, who was very angry.

I passed a red mailbox and now I’ve got an army of mail trucks on my tail.

That looks like so much more fun than basketball

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I Swear Sometimes I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About…

Do you not get my post, or are you just saying you have no idea what I’m talking about. :p

The post is a parody, so, in real life, this is what it would be instead.

I passed a red light and now I’ve got an army of cops (or cop cars) on my tail.

– Doesn’t that mean you’re drunk?

No. It means I was drunk yesterday."

You want this thread closed?

Because this is where random, stupid, funny stuff is posted (except Jeb stuff lol) and otherwise there will be nowhere for it.

Wait, Mr Gold. Don’t you have a thread for movie/TV show quotes?