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Who first gripped a cow’s udder and decided to drink what they squeezed out?

Who first decided his protruding groin-growth would fit snugly in her receding groin-growth?

Who first tasted fruit, to know it would sustain us?

Why does ‘GH’ steal ‘F’s thunder in ‘laugh’?

How did Adam and Eve learn to walk if the rest of us have to spend a year teaching our adolescent toddler?

What colour were Adam and Eve?

Who birthed Cain and Abel’s wives?

Does God urinate?

Does a Shetland Sheep Dog actually see through all that hair, or do they survive on blind faith?

Is a sick pony a little hoarse?

If Fedex and UPS joined forces, would they be the Fedups?

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore the fuck art thou, you son of a bitch?

If a woman covers her ears, is the man speaking still wrong?

If your mistress is a cougar, does that make you a lion or a cheeter?

If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody’s around to hear it, is there any chance Paul Bunion’s getting laid tonight?

If daylight savings’ time doesn’t affect some of us, are the rest of you technically living in the past?