Please delete my account!!

hey folks! I don’t need my account anymore and I wish I can delete it but I don’t know how. Please, can anyone delete my account? Don’t tell me I should try to change my password I don’t remember, I really want to delete this account.. Please help me!!!!!! 🙁

shadow the hedgehog

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. Once you register your account can NOT be deleted. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.
Now that that’s out of the way, let’s try to reference partially Guns of the Patriots:

You are nobody’s account now… no one’s concern.

You are still a prisoner of Final Fantasy Shrine, though.

You are no longer a seed of spam. (Kennedy’s note: you weren’t, really, but cut me a break :()

It’s time for you to see the outside Web with your own eyes.

Your topics and your posts… are your own.

Forget about us.

*Fiddles with back pocket and pulls out cigar*

Live for yourself.

*Tries to lit cigar, but fails. It falls to the ground*

And find… a new lease on life….

Why don’t you just request a name change, and then quit using your account?

Obviously it’s not gonna affect your old posts where people have quoted you, but it might help a little.

@shadow the hedgehog: There are plenty of threads asking this same question. I suggest you read them for the relevant information. Here is the link for such thread, which goes into detail that what you are asking for, will NOT happen:

Delete my account (Thread 56156)

This site does NOT delete accounts as it is not the site’s policy to do so. If you really want to leave, then change your password to something nonsensical that you’ll forget easily and leave. That is the best that can be done for someone asking what you are.

These members seem to want to erase any evidence of having been here, and just not using the account does not do it for them I guess. Meh. Nobody reads the rules before signing up any more than most actually read previous posts….

These members seem to want to erase any evidence of having been here […]
Something which they can never hope to achieve, actually. Even if one were [or is it was?] to get banned and/or appear as "Guest" (example here (Thread 28230)), his/her IP addresses are still "stored" into every single message left on the board, as well as profiles. I believe the same goes for every other action one executes through the account.

Probably so, yea.I have seen some forums where if you get banned or deleted, no message or post will show after, and that’s what they’re after, for whatever reason. But even banned member’s posts still show here unless manually deleted by admin, and they are not about to waste time doing that.

Oh, look! Another fucker!

You got lucky in that Darth Revan didn’t rip you a new asshole.

please delete my post and account account

You are really dumb aren’t you cale1990… You posted in a thread stating that the forum doesn’t delete accounts, yet you post this crap. Read the above and the Link in my first post (if you can read it) and understand this site DOES NOT DELETE ACCOUNTS! You would’ve seen that in the header of the forum BEFORE you signed up… as you joined this month.

You are really dumb aren’t you cale1990… You posted in a thread stating that the forum doesn’t delete accounts, yet you post this crap. Read the above and the Link in my first post (if you can read it) and understand this site DOES NOT DELETE ACCOUNTS! You would’ve seen that in the header of the forum BEFORE you signed up… as you joined this month.

i’d say just let fools be fools. they’ll get the hint.

Nuke all the servers from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

I could understand if these requests came from old-time users with many posts, but, these people sign up with a super generic name, have no posts and want their accounts deleted the SAME month they register?

What on earth is wrong with people, lol.

(Sorry for posting non-contributing text in the thread as the topic has already been replied.. I just really don’t get the deal.)

has the internet in the U.S. began to be so horribly monitored that people actually fear the feds will bust their door down in the middle of the night and go all fingermen on them? hades fucking christ with a spiky dildo, what has the world come to?

I could understand if these requests came from old-time users with many posts, but, these people sign up with a super generic name, have no posts and want their accounts deleted the SAME month they register?

What on earth is wrong with people, lol.

(Sorry for posting non-contributing text in the thread as the topic has already been replied.. I just really don’t get the deal.)
They sign up, leech the one or two things they came for and then try to cover their tracks so they don’t get caught *paranoia*

Probably not the case for shadow the hedgehog, though, as he was here longer than a day.