Disney Pixar’s lovable inanimate object… "_______" (fill in the blank)[…NSFW?]

Like a pencil.

Disclaimer:
I didn’t watch ALL the boring, useless shorts that Pixar mistakenly made, so I have no idea if they already did a pencil movie.
I know they did a lamp movie.
Ikea did it better.

"LEAd"
(read as "lead the way" or "the lead in the pencil")

Follow the adventures of PENCi (said as pen-see)(voiced by Lisa Kudrow) as she discovers that life isn’t just about knowing where to DRAW THE LINE but to also CONNECT THE DOTS that make her a whole individual.

Wake Up (by Arcade Fire) (http://youtu.be/9zdNdjF-htY)

As she goes on her adventure to find her identity, she meets some strange individuals along the way:

Sharpie, the cool, black, token dude. He helps PENCi realize that everything is right in front of her in very opaque gradients, and calls everything as he sees them. (voiced by Edris Elba)(the Sharpie pens for labeling CD’s)
Craysie (said as Cray-see or often "Crazy"), the candid, against-the-grain chick who doesn’t believe rules are meant for following. (voiced by Melissa McCarthy)(a Crayola crayon)
Leon-Neon, the radical hipster that has to point out everything he sees and makes sure that PENCi has a basic understanding of the world she’s going into. While abiding by the many laws out there in the crazy world, he’s also very light-headed most of the time. (voiced by Christian Bale)(a highlighter pen)
Stickleson, the down-to-earth guy who has no problems keeping PENCi in the realm of reality as she explores her chaotic world of misadventure. Because he’s her uncle. (voiced by Paul Giamatti)(a stapler)
Gridder, the evil-doer who prays on PENCi in her mid-life crisis in hopes of grinding her down to a pulp with his malicious and cunning schemes. (voiced by Patrick Warburton)(a pencil sharpener)

"I don’t know what the point of anything is, but I’m willing to take a few close shaves to find the finer points of life." ~PENCi
"You keep looking in the wrong directions for yourself, PENCi. It’s all hear in black and white." ~Leon-Neon "Just remember to stop and sniff the markers once in awhile."
"We all get lost once in awhile, that’s cool. But always remember to leave a trail that you can easily recognize so you don’t get entirely lost." ~Sharpie
"O-M-G! My friend just twitted a picture of her new colors and it looks CA-RAY-ZEE!" ~Craysie
"You realize that what you’re doing is really going to turn your world upside down. Always have an anchor to keep your goals realistic, kid." ~Stickleson
"Someone needs to bring her down to size. Her ego’s gotten too big. I mean, look at her, she’s acting like #1 over there. Ri-dic-u-lous." ~Gridder

And, special guest appearance by Rob Schneider as "Q-Man". (a feathered quill pen)
"Remember me?"

Your turn. 🙂
Don’t need much details, but I do love details.