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So what are some moments where you realized ‘O, fuck, I totally wasted like #hrs in this game…’, that moment when you KNEW that the game you were playing isn’t going to get any better and you might as well just return the damn thing.

I’ll start with Duke Nukem: Forever.
This game has been given a LOT of shit, and for good reason, but I went into it with an open mind.
-After all, God Hand got shit on my critics and it’s one of my favorite games.

But…then…well, THIS happened:
Duke Nukem Forever – Holsom Twins death scene – YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmjdP57L8_Q)

Yeah…seriously?
The game play was already making me kind of bored with its boring CoD style, and the lag/loading screens were just annoying the shit out of me. but Duke’s two ‘babes’ getting their virginity taken by being raped, and all he as to say is ‘well, I guess you’re FUCKED’.
Ha…ha…h…NO.

Fuck that.
Returned the game and got my money back.

Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

1.- FF characters can’t destroy Heartless.
2.- Sora deafeats Cloud (and Sephiroth in KHII).

What do the FF characters have to do with KH? Why they’re weaker than those lesbian characters?

WTF is wrong with Tetsuya Gaymura? Maybe that homo said: "I designed the characters so I can use them, I’m the responsible of FFVII… Sakaguchi will never love me… I know, one of my beautiful characters will kill him in KHBbS!"

I read a some interviews and I used to be a fan of KH, so I know a lot of things about the story of the game: Tetsuya Gaymura is an idiot.

Come out of the closet already.