Hiya! How do I delete my account?

Pretty much what it says onthe title. How do I delete my ffshrine account?

Thanks in advance.

Oh my good God. Just you wait until Darth Revan gets here. He’s going to have fun with you (and ‘by have fun’, I mean ‘rip you a new asshole’).

1. Build a time machine.
2. Travel back to the day you sign up.
3. Tell your past self not to bother.
4. Return to the present.
5. No account.

Pretty much what it says on the title. How do I delete my ffshrine account?

Thanks in advance.

In a few words, you can’t and once they’ve got you, they’ve got you for life!

1. Build a time machine.
2. Travel back to the day you sign up.
3. Tell your past self not to bother.
4. Return to the present.
5. No account.

But this wouldn’t be possible, then, because this thread wouldn’t have been created in the first place. Unless we’re talking about branching parallel realities. Once this member went back in time and told himself not to create an account (don’t touch yourself or else terrible things will happen to you and/or the space-time continuum), a universe very much like the one we are in at this moment would have been created–EXCEPT for one difference. iddalai would not be a member on the Shrine and we wouldn’t be having this conversation (in that universe, anyway).

Oh dear… this thread would never have existed, therefore he would never have gone back in time, therefore he wouldn’t have recommended his earlier self not to create the account, therefore he would create the account, therefore this thread would exist, therefore he would have gone back, therefore the account wouldn’t have existed, therefore this thread wouldn’t have existed…

I love time travel. 😀

1. Build a time machine.
2. Travel back to the day you sign up.
3. Tell your past self not to bother.
3.5 Give yourself the winning numbers for the lottery for the last 22 months
4. Return to the present.
5. No account.
6. PROFIT !!

fix’d

and sorry for Hijackin’, but if you go back, there’s no reason not to pull a Biff Tannen

You gotta put your computer into your freezer for about 42 hours.

Afterwards come back and ask again.

It was probably because of stuff like this that idda quit….

It was probably because of stuff like this that idda quit….
OR s/he is afraid s/he is gonna get put in Gitmo by dat F-B-I.

😀

How the fuck did I miss this? Are these members so retarded that they didn’t see the OTHER DELETE MY ACCOUNT THREAD, that they just HAD to create another asking the SAME FUCKING THING!!! I will now, quote my last post in the other thread, here in yours iddalai as I’m overwhelmed by the disgust, anger and outright loathing to cheapskates like yourself, you become a member here solely to download music/anime/etc without paying for it… and now want to ‘try’ and cover their tracks and ‘pretend’ to be ‘good little children’…

Read previous posts in this thread Delete my account? (Thread 56156), to find out that your account IS NOT DELETED! If you don’t want to come here anymore, as I said in the quote box… change your password to something else and forget about it!

Oh, and even if we did delete accounts it wouldn’t hide your tracks from law enforcement for downloading music anyway, as the host provider keeps logs of your IP address every time you access the site. So yeah, they’ll still find you either way if you’ve done naughty things. 😉

So in short, to those here and to everyone else wanting to delete your account… you’re still fucked. Have a nice day you fucking degenerate, cheapskate bastards!

@The Dimensioner : What can I say… I hate foolish idiots like the OP, who come here to leech and not to anything else to contribute to the forum (and judging by the piss poor post count of the OP’s, I would hazard a guess that 39 of those posts where in the download sections either asking for something to download, or thanking someone for uploading something) and then come here and either demand/beg/plead/threaten to have their accounts deleted, when it’s not the policy to do so… and as Enkidoh said, the host provider keeps track of each IP which visits this site… so, they’re still fucked!

@sunn : No, the OP has downloaded illegally (as in they did not purchase what they downloaded legally) and is afraid of the possible consequences of said action.

Actually, I’ll play the devil’s advocate:

19 out of 40 posts from OP are in discussion threads. If you consider most of the membership of this forum, that’s a very decent ratio.

But it was still a stupid request.

Meh, that was purely conjecture on my part, so I withdraw that comment about the piss poor post count… but the rest of my post stands.

I vote for a notice to be put up like so:

WE DON’T FUCKING DELETE ACCOUNTS, SO DON’T CREATE AN ACCOUNT IF YOU’RE GOING TO COME WHINING LATER WITH A REQUEST TO HAVE IT DELETED!

Meh, that was purely conjecture on my part, so I withdraw that comment about the piss poor post count… but the rest of my post stands.

:treknod:

maybe we should just lock down registrations, and have no one else sign up.

Well first…you gotta stick your penis in a box.