Uwe Boll comment on Megan Fox

When asked in an interview if he could get her to appear naked in a movie:

"I don’t know. She looks like a bitch so why she shouldn’t do it?"

ahaha

Bay, Uwe, same calibur of director.

…………. I want to stab my eyes out now…………… That is all.

Megan is not my type.

Worst human being ever.

When asked in an interview if he could get her to appear naked in a movie:

"I don’t know. She looks like a bitch so why she shouldn’t do it?"

ahaha

That may be true, but Boll is a cunt which I count as worse.

Bay, Uwe, same calibur of director.

I AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT

they both seem to have really similar (jerkbag) personalities too

All I can think of when I hear Megan Fox’ name is how she doesn’t flush after she’s used the toilet.

"My friends always say that I’m such a pig for not flushing after taking a dump at their place".

White trash will always be white trash.

Uwe Boll is scum.

All I can think of when I hear Megan Fox’ name is how she doesn’t flush after she’s used the toilet.

"My friends always say that I’m such a pig for not flushing after taking a dump at their place".

White trash will always be white trash.

I have always found it really hilarious that Megan Fox is marketed as this ~super sexy lady~ and then in interviews she says stuff like MY FARTS SMELL BAD.

Uwe Boll is scum.

Quite.

Linkara almost got his ass kicked by Kristanna Loken, over Boll.

Eww, Boll and Fox are both nasty. Perfect couple.

^ You win a trophy for that one! Pro Director, HA!

I liked Postal……………..

^is not human

^Likes . . . bagels? I think.

Yes indeed.

You have to admit, Postal was funny.

Uwe Boll getting shot in the balls n’ all.

well it wasn’t as bad as alone in the dark, a movie so horrible it took the combined effort of Spoony, Nostalgia Critic and Linkara just to be able to sit through it.

well it wasn’t as bad as alone in the dark, a movie so horrible it took the combined effort of Spoony, Nostalgia Critic and Linkara just to be able to sit through it.

ALONE IN THE DARK

STARRING CHRISTOPHER SLATER AS CHUCK NORRRRRRIS

Never once seen a Uwe Boll film, and after everything I’ve read, not going to. Well, I MIGHT attempt to watch ‘In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale’, simply because it is based on one of my favorite games ever, but even that I’m a little iffy on.

I want to see House of the Dead, cuz well ya know~

I’ve seen House of the Dead. That was enough Uwe Boll for me. I physically can’t take anymore.

I enjoyed Dungeon Siege and I am ashamed.

I heard that actually a lot of people like Postal in comparison to his other films.

You can’t spell "Bollocks" without "Boll"…

Seed was a nasty little shocker too and his both BloodRayne movies wasn�t that bad either…
boll is in the league with Paul W Anderson of Resident Evil, Soldier, Alien vsPredator fame… no more nor less…

Megan Fox says some disgusting things but then I think she tries to be funny (which she aint)

i agree with tanis, postal was a movie that you didnt have to take seriously, and it actually delivered on its purpose: make you laugh.

i dare say postal is boll’s best movie.
not to say its a good movie, though, but its the least shitty.

you see, boll and the game.com have a lot in common: they are both fucking cheap, and fucking lame. except the game.com had the innovation of a touch screen.

both the com’s games and boll’s movies are identical: ports from great games turned to a coctail of blasphemy and bullshit, and bolls videogame movie adaptations turned into a coctail of bullshit and blasphemy.

however, there is a light in both: lights out for the com, and postal for boll.
lights out is a PLAYABLE and fun game on the com, postal is a silly and actually funny movie, by boll.

I want to see House of the Dead, cuz well ya know~

See something else instead, because House of the Dead isn’t worth it (http://holytoaster.com/2010/05/the-fat-man-and-burns-review-house-of-the-dead/).

Never once seen a Uwe Boll film, and after everything I’ve read, not going to. Well, I MIGHT attempt to watch ‘In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale’, simply because it is based on one of my favorite games ever, but even that I’m a little iffy on.

I didn’t know that was based off a game. Besides some cheesy dialogue and "huh?" moments, it wasn’t as bad as the other movies he’s done. Because I kinda enjoyed this one but couldn’t stand the others.

See something else instead, because House of the Dead isn’t worth it (http://holytoaster.com/2010/05/the-fat-man-and-burns-review-house-of-the-dead/).

Just saw that and…they pretty much hit the nail on the head. I lol’d at the end when you hear Burns say "It should be free! And come with an apology letter!". But didn’t know that a second movie was released. Out of curiosity I’m going to watch it.