Am I the only one…

That finds it strange that all the shops around the world seem to carry guns that can attach to people’s arms? Considering there are only two people in the world that actually HAVE guns attatched to their arms? You’d think that type of thing would have to be custom ordered.

Discuss and share other goofy shit that doesn’t make sense.

Well, considering there’s a handy hint in the game’s title, aka, it’s fantasy, it doesn’t have to make sense or be entirely logical.

Considering they also attached magical rocks to their weapons and armour which allows them, amongst other things, to summon giant space going dragons to rain down napalm on monsters, a giant gun grafted to someone’s arm is kind of, well, mediocre. :p

Well, considering there’s a handy hint in the game’s title, aka, it’s fantasy, it doesn’t have to make sense or be entirely logical.

Considering they also attached magical rocks to their weapons and armour which allows them, amongst other things, to summon giant space going dragons to rain down napalm on monsters, a giant gun grafted to someone’s arm is kind of, well, mediocre. :p

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nah, the build requirements for heavy guns are the same for anyone trying to sell or export near midgar, so everyone follows the schematics. you just put the prosthetic attachment on the arm that fits into those schematics. the heavy guns are build for equipping on something with the attachment, and if that’s a hand, then so be it.

we don’t make the rules here at shinra weapons dept., but we follow the schematics for all our products. ease of use is our primary goal.

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Sorry, but I hate your products. A buddy of mine tried out your new shampoo and his hair fell out!

I always thought it’s a desperate attempt to animate the term Fire Arms and make it funny…

Other goofy shit? 13 Knights of the round table attacking one at a damn time.

Or the fact that you can just run up in someone’s house and raid their cabinets and they are still very polite and wish you well on your trip.

And the rocket in Rocket Town should have incinerated the entire town and all its inhibitants.

What about them huge coloured kitty-cats I had too kill. Ruby, Emerald and Ultima if I recall.

I’ve always wondered how the heroes managed to stick together for so much time, I mean… they use to wear the same wardrobe a lot…. Don’t they stink? Hmm… That’s right, there’s the Inn thing… Maybe they change after sleep, but I’m more inclined to think they’d gangbang the hotties in those few rest instances (the world’s fate rests on their shoulders, we owe them a quickie every now & then, at least). Oh, well, at any rate the wardrobe matter could apply to most of FFs, if not all.

I’ve always wondered how the heroes managed to stick together for so much time, I mean… they use to wear the same wardrobe a lot…. Don’t they stink? Hmm… That’s right, there’s the Inn thing… Maybe they change after sleep, but I’m more inclined to think they’d gangbang the hotties in those few rest instances (the world’s fate rests on their shoulders, we owe them a quickie every now & then, at least). Oh, well, at any rate the wardrobe matter could apply to most of FFs, if not all.

Not for Final Fantasy XI Online. You can change your clothes whenever you want.

Well, considering there’s a handy hint in the game’s title, aka, it’s fantasy, it doesn’t have to make sense or be entirely logical.

Considering they also attached magical rocks to their weapons and armour which allows them, amongst other things, to summon giant space going dragons to rain down napalm on monsters, a giant gun grafted to someone’s arm is kind of, well, mediocre. :p
If you would watch Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children, you would know that they put the materia in them, not in weapons or armor, the makers of Final Fantasy didn’t want you to equip unlimited amounts of materia so they made slots in weapons and armor

How do chocobos which haven’t been bred with special abilities make their way back to the Chocobo Ranch from distant reaches of the Planet?

It’s all about the ‘greens’. They’re crack for chocobo’s.