New Final Fantasy!

I have decided to take up final fantasy ideas, compile them, and send them to the makers of FF in hopes they make a game out of it, also please include full name (First, Middle, Last) when you post your idea! Can’t wait to hear from you guys!

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I really doubt that this is going to work. Going through all of this work will just turn out to be useless.

Yeah I know, although one of the FF’s was made this way…
Trivia Q: Which one was it?

Oh man! We should totally get Cloud, Squall, Zell and Barret in a spin off. Irvine plays the gay guy. And Rydia is the girl that turns him straight. Which is why he acts like such a womanizer in VIII (This game skips through time and space at it’s own free will)They could be mercenaries that go around Ivalice fighting marks and could breed them in some monster arena, so that Tifa has a reason to have gigantic tits.

Then Quistis can give the protagonist (probably Balthier) a speech about quitting SeeD, but we will receive no explanation as to why she actually said all this, and then we will question why we had to play through an unnecessary part of the game and fight a mediocre boss, instead of just going to the ball, celebrating, then starting our first SeeD mission.

During the battles, we can change clothes without being attacked and pull machina out of our arses. Obviously we will inevitably summon Ifrit, but he could ask why he was chosen to be associated with Final Fantasy in almost every installation.

At some point, there should be a dog that we can read magazines to and teach it new abilities. And then some confusing plot twist where it turns out the enemy we have been fighting all along was in fact our mother, and that she was being controlled by some psycho bitch with a deluded sense of grandeur.

Then we should have a character who we are originally lead to believe is just some cheeky thief off the streets, but then it turns out they have been an Angel of Death all along. And that they are destined to defeat another Angel Of Death.

My brainstorm has ended now. MageKnight, take a look at my ideas and let’s work something out.

Irvine plays the gay guy.

That sounded hilariously awesome until….

And Rydia is the girl that turns him straight.

(I still reckon Zell is moar ghey than Irvine.)

I knew a real-life Selphie

Actually flux that last part about a cheeky thief turning out to be the angel of death is something that can be worked off of.

EDIT: Until I read it again and you just mashed up every final fantasy game…

Yeah, I was just joking about. I don’t imagine Square-Enix would take any ideas seriously. Or that you could get them to anybody that matters. But if I do think of anything worth while, I’ll post it.

The Angel Of Death etc…..I was refering to Zidane Tribal!!

Can you send Square Enix anthrax please?

I know a real-life Selphie

fixed for me.

seriously, her personality is the same.
the creepy part is her HAIRSTYLE IS EXACTLY THE SAME, except gina’s (her name) hair is a bit darker.
i would totally hit her but he has a boyfriend (at the time i didnt had a girlfriend, so i FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU–ed then RAGED)

Yeah I know, although one of the FF’s was made this way…
Trivia Q: Which one was it?

You’re full of shit. Proof or it didn’t happen…

Thanks for sharing, Catty.

hey quite good post out here.

Rydia should actually end up being a guy, or maybe it should be Quistis; since Faris was actual female. Unless you already used a FFV reference. I wasn’t really paying attention

Rydia IS a guy. Helloooooooo :rolleyes:

Pretty nifty. Wish he’d come into chat more, though ;_;;

i would totally hit her but he has a boyfriend

Quoted for future sig prospects.

i would totally hit her but he has a boyfriend (at the time i didnt had a girlfriend, so i FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU–ed then RAGED)

Whaaa? Are you referring to having sexual relations with a woman/transvestite or physically assaulting said woman/transvestite?