SuperPhillip’s Review Thread

Here I will post my newest reviews as they are posted on SuperPhillip Central!

Please give me happy feedback, and keep your negative feedback as respectful as possible! 🙂

Insert that free site where the asterisks are. Been so long that I forgot it was banned. :B

First off, Mario Kart Wii!
http://z3.************.com/SuperPhillip_Central/index.php?showtopic=420

Boom Blox (Wii)
http://tinyurl.com/5hot3q

guys here i will post my reviews instead because they are better

PRETTY SURE THAT’S WHAT IGN/GAMESPOT/GAMEPRO/GAMEINFORMER/METACRITIC/ETC IS FOR

OH MY GOD STOP SHOUTING PLS MY EYES ARE BEING DEAFEN’D O_o

IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

To me:
It’s ineffective!

Swami, if I were in your shoes, I wouldn’t be this eager to shout my lack of intelligence.

Sup Hynad?

Super Mario Galaxy Review

Super Mario 64 was better, but this game is pretty cool. I say buy it.

9/10

I’ve been eager to try out Galaxy, but I have to wait for my friends who do have a Wii to get it first because I don’t have one.

okay i will review a 360 game

Losy Odyssey Review

I think this game is boring. I should’ve sold it but now I’m too lazy to. Please buy a Wii instead.

5.5/10

Super Mario Galaxy Review

Super Mario 64 was better, but this game is pretty cool. I say buy it.

9/10

I prefer Sunshine to 64.

Super Mario Sunshine Review

I thought this game was hippie juice bad. Don’t buy it. Solid platformer but I hate FLUDD.

4/10

nsmb?

New Super Mario Brothers

Awesome game. I enjoyed the return to the 2D Platforming scene immensely. I know everybody has a M3 or R4 thingie so download it now if you haven’t. You can even do something to play as Luigi, and he says some cool stuff. Highly recommended!

9/10

Super Mario Sunshine Review

I thought this game was hippie juice bad. Don’t buy it. Solid platformer but I hate FLUDD.

4/10

Hiipie juice bad? lol, that’s a new one. But it has Yoshi! ;o

Ok ok, what about… Ikaruga?

New Super Mario Brothers

Awesome game. I enjoyed the return to the 2D Platforming scene immensely. I know everybody has a M3 or R4 thingie so download it now if you haven’t. You can even do something to play as Luigi, and he says some cool stuff. Highly recommended!

9/10

silently aggrees ENTIRELY with this statement and rating.

Ikaruga

If you like those games where you are a space-ship and shoot stuff like left right up down you will like this game. Otherwise buy Super Mario Galaxy.

8/10

Ikaruga is a great game indeed.

In the same genre, there is the upcoming "Aces of the Galaxy" for XBLA and PC that I’m really looking forward to.

Always been a fan of space ships "shoot ’em up" games!

Review:

Super Mario Galaxy is the best 3D Mario game ever and certainly qualifies as a contender for the title of the best game ever made in the history of god!!!

(don’t you like that IGN vibe?)

9.5/10

PRETTY SURE THAT’S WHAT IGN/GAMESPOT/GAMEPRO/GAMEINFORMER/METACRITIC/ETC IS FOR

Oh right, i forgot. Nobody else is allowed to do that kind of thing. Its just not allowed.

:rolleyes:

zack and wiki?

Zack and Wiki

I never played but I heard it was awesome so it must be good.

10/10

Brawl?

Must be nice to be a douche bag and not have to suffer the consequences for it over the internet… Good work, PW. Maybe your co-signing buddies can meet with you irl and suck one another’s cocks? Fufufufu…

As for everyone else:
http://tinyurl.com/5hot3q

lmao

cry moar?

I’m too lazy to come up with something intelligent, so let me steal material from 4chan like all my buddies and say "cry moar".

Awesome. Good work. No skill at anything apparently. :/

This thread should be for everyone’s reviews! 🙂

And don’t bother co-signing your 4chan reject buddies for your own lulz, buddies of PW.
That’s probably the only way you can legally get lulz is behind a computer screen. 🙁

Ironically, I’m the one getting the lulz here. 🙂

4chan? I’ve never even been to that website. Seriously.

I got that term from WoW.

Also… cry moar.

My mistake! Sorry.

I will cry moar now. ;_;

How much are you liking GTA IV?

Not much as my PS3’s bu-ray drive has crapped out.

At least I beat the story before it happened though… =/

Not much as my PS3’s bu-ray drive has crapped out.

At least I beat the story before it happened though… =/

Sorry to hear that. You can get it replaced/fixed though, can’t you?
What model PS3 was it? I somehow managed to get a 60 GB and it’s working okay *knocks on wood*

I got the 360 version as I have more XBL friends than PSN friends. I already had the sucker give me the RROD. Three weeks later I got a refurbished 360. _-_

I’m really digging IV a lot. I sort of have a nostalgia for San Andreas, and I liked the variety of areas more. Regardless, it’s still AAA.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Review

Very good game that is very good. You can fight as people against other people, they even have Sonic but he sucks in this game. That is why this game is not perfect because Sonic was way past cool and he is not anymore.

9.1/10

I gave it 9.1 because I don’t think 9.5 is warranted and it was better than Galaxy imo

okay here is another review

NiGHTS Into Dreams

This is my favorite game ever. Perfect score. If you hate it I hate you. I am serious.

10/10

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Review

Very good game that is very good. You can fight as people against other people, they even have Sonic but he sucks in this game. That is why this game is not perfect because Sonic was way past cool and he is not anymore.

9.1/10

I gave it 9.1 because I don’t think 9.5 is warranted and it was better than Galaxy imo

:loldata:

that is pretty awesome gif man here are some cooler ones though

:objection:

:takethat:

:holdit:

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Review

Very good game that is very good. You can fight as people against other people, they even have Sonic but he sucks in this game. That is why this game is not perfect because Sonic was way past cool and he is not anymore.

9.1/10

I gave it 9.1 because I don’t think 9.5 is warranted and it was better than Galaxy imo

SONIC IS AWESOME

!!

Final Fantasy VIII

emo-junk trash dumb story don’t buy throw away please

0.1/10

okay here is another review

NiGHTS Into Dreams

This is my favorite game ever. Perfect score. If you hate it I hate you. I am serious.

10/10

I’ve never played it but i’ve heard bad things lol.