Dead Rising
"Humanity… has proven itself to be quite adept at making mistakes. Hah! Hell, it’s the only thing we truly excel at"
The Darkness
"Come embrace The Darkness"
"They burn, all the little ones, such delicate torture of the body and soul"
"Luck is not just luck its preparation meets opportunity"
Half-Life
"Wake up mr. Freeman…Wake up and smell the ashes"
Prey
"There are many stories in the world.. and from time to time they let themselves be told" (I may not be correct but that is the gist of it)
HA!! I hated that one but looking back it is pretty cool
…and history repeats."
–Secret of Mana
i don’t remember which game it is from
"Wake up mr. Freeman…Wake up and smell the ashes"
More like Wake up Missssterrr Freeeeman…. Wake up and sssssmell the ashhhhhhhessssss
"I am Error." ~Error
"Eyes of Gannon are everywhere." ~Villager
-Zelda II
-Silent Hill 2. I love the way Laura says it. Especially when her voice brakes down at the end.
Also:
"If you want to see Mary you should just die. But you may be going to a different place than Mary, James"
i don’t remember which game it is from
lmao
mine is gonna have to be…
"It’s time to kickass and chew bubble-gum, and i’m all out of gum".
– Duke Nukem
/me looks up more quotes
[Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine]
Duke Nukem: Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself.
Your face. Your ass. What’s the difference?
You’re an inspiration for birth control.
Nukem ’till they glow, then shoot ’em in the dark!
:p
But enough talk! Have at you!" ~ Dracula (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night)
I dunno, when I think about game quotes, that one always comes to me. lol
Just before he puts a massive sword into a little monster.
Hermann from Deus Ex. Never fails to make me laugh.
…..whatever." FF8
"Why now?" zelda oracle of time
– Duke Nukem
The Duke = instant win!
"That thing you burnt up isn’t important to me, not anymore. It’s the Fluid Catalytic Cracking Unit, it makes shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."
-GLaDOS, Portal
"Check it out, it’s got wings!"
-Dante, DMC4
Lupin: "Nice prop. What is it, something from the sex shop?"
Theodore: "This is a magical staff that was created for the original owner of this castle, and its name is Tazlam."
Lupin: "Tazlam shmazlam, whatever. I got my own big magic stick, I don’t need hand-me-downs."
-Treasure of the Sorcerer King
Those slay me…
– "Oh no! It’s a monster!!"
Resident Evil 2
– "Everyone’s gonna die!"
Max Payne
– "The flesh of fallen angels! Come to me, all!… Astaroth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Baphomet, Lucifer, Loki, Satan, Cthulhu, Lilith, Hela! Blood to you all!"
– "Gognitti bailed. I made like Chow Yun-Fat."
– "I don’t know about angels, but it’s fear that gives men wings."
– "Up on that rooftop I was a Ninja, my Kung Fu was strong. I wasn’t kidding anybody. At best I was Superman on kryponite, about to fall into where it all went down."
All your base are belong to us.
Those
gordon freeman
I like that one too, but what was with that guy anyway.
SMB3
there a grunt which i have given an magnifier says
"come on baby like my fire..YES hahahaha" when he burns a place of ground at his position with the magnifier
quoted from the space pirates(metroid prime)
You think you gonna finish me in here, you old fruit? The other saps you tossed in this meat locker all panicked like rabbits. I just watched and waited. And when they started to kick, I started to scavenge. Made myself a little splicer cocktail I did. If you can’t come in from the cold, then you gotta grow ice over your heart. And the iceman cometh, Sander baby. The iceman fucking cometh.
What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She won’t…stay…still! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong! That one, too fat! This one, too tall! This one, too symmetrical! And now…what’s this, Goddess? An intruder! He is ugly! Ugly! Ugly! UGLY
And from Final Fantasy IX:
Frog. Is…talking? Should I eat..? Maybe I eat.
"Are you still following me!? Do I have to scream!?"-Heather Mason/Silent Hill 3
"Shut your stinkin’ mouth bitch!"-Heather Mason/Silent Hill 3
"Need a ride handsome?"-Ada Wong/Resident Evil 4
"Cloud, words aren’t the only thing that tell people what you’re thinking."-Tifa Lockhart/Final Fantasy VII
"You want S.T.A.R.S.!? I’ll give you S.T.A.R.S.!"-Jill Valentine/Resident Evil 3
"That was too close! You were almost a Jill Sandwhich!"-Barry Burton/Resident Evil 1
— Iwao Hazuki – Shenmue Chapter 1: Yokosuka
now……it begins
street fighter
Also, some of my favorite GLAdOS quotes are her massive understatements:
"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you; try to avoid it."
"While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet seen to the left of the chamber can, and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization."
Some GLAdOS quotes, however, cannot be expressed to the full extent of their humor without doing impressions aloud.
mine is gonna have to be…
"It’s time to kickass and chew bubble-gum, and i’m all out of gum".
– Duke Nukem
/me looks up more quotes
[Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine]
Duke Nukem: Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself.
Your face. Your ass. What’s the difference?
You’re an inspiration for birth control.
Nukem ’till they glow, then shoot ’em in the dark!
:p
Yeah, Best quotes ever
"Now the computers are charging us? That’s it! This galaxy blow!" Ratchet off of Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando
"The offical reason it was cut was due to time constraints. But the real reason has to do with squirels, hack-saws, and our lawers" one of the help messages in the Insomniac Museum
"Monsters? They looked like monsters to you?" – Vincent (SH3)
"Is today a joyious day, or an odious day?" – Edea (FFVIII)
"Up yours!" – Selphie (FFVIII)
"DISTURBING!" – Fujin (FFVIII)
"ALICE!!!" – Dan (Xenogears)
"Let’s go kick her ass!" – Zell (FFVIII)
"Well Ness, it’s gonna seem like I’m running away!" – Pokey (Mother 2)
"Even if I go to hell, I will live to the end of this world. And if the world does not come to an end… I will destroy it with my own hands!" – Lacan (Xenoegars)
"Hey Bubby!" – Mukki (FFVII)
"What a handsome boy" – Miang (Xenogears)
"I commend your courage, but I will show you no mercy" – Beatrix (FFIX)
"It’s harder to bring in an animal alive than dead" – Bart Fatima (Xenoegars)
"Stop that! Have you no respect for guildmasters!? I could break you, now leave it out!" – Guildmaster (Fable)
— Psycho Mantis – Metal Gear Solid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d7IiiyukTc
Why aren’t I drinking today? Why don’t you shut up before I get so angry I need a drink? ~ Gustav, Alundra
If you are reading this then I have expired. Oy! This is not good, you know what I am saying? ~ Letter from Jess, Alundra
and my personal favorite from the game:
The stinking Murgg have been pummeled into lifeless jelly! ~ Best victory message ever, Alundra
I also love "Bastards we may be, but clever are we!" from those creepy clown guys in Final Fantasy 9.
-Locke (FF VI)
"You were doomed as soon as you lost the ability to love."
-Alucard (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night)
"You Spoony Bard!!"
-Tellah (FF IV)
"Video games are bad for you? That’s what they said about rock and roll."
-Shigeru Miyamoto
Snake, (MGS:TS)
pokemon stadium 1 & 2
Naked Snake (msg3: Snake eater)
ONE VISION, ONE PURPOSE!!!
The Technology of PEACE!!! – From C&C – Tiberian Sun
"thank’s for a playing me game. see you next time!’ mario kart 64
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lady: Date a demon? I’m not that desperate!
DMC3
The Elder Scroll IV: Oblivion
-Colton in GUN
" Whats a soapland? "
-Haruka in Yakuza
lol …I’m kidding. One of the most annoying lines in all of video games. lol
Snake: "Yeah, looking good"
-MGS3: Snake Eater
lol, Chibi-Robo.
oh, and anything the King of All Cosmos says. XD
RE4
Luis : I see the presidents daughter has been equipt with ballistics..
I lol’d at that
Haggis McMutton: Well, Haggis is only my nickname. My true name is ‘Heart Lungs And Liver Boiled In The Stomach Of The Animal McMutton’.
Guybrush: Oh, so your parents were expecting a girl.
Haggis: Aye.
– Gene from Godhand. 😀
~ Karin From Shadow Heart 2 (Something like that, haven’t played it in a while)
"I’ll beat you all like a drum" ~ Zero From King Of Fighters 99
-REZ
-Max Payne from Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
"Truly, if there is evil in this world, it lies within the heart of mankind."
-Edward D. Morrison (it was in the beginning of a SNES game)
"The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself, your image keeps shifting. And you change with it. It could destroy you, drive you mad. It could set you free."
-Max Payne from Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
"There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask "Why me?" and "What if?". When you look back and see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn’t be you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions."
-Max Payne from Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
"You come to, amidst the wreckage of your own making. Do you stay there, eyes squeezed shut, afraid to move, hoping to bleed to death? Or do you crawl out, help your loved ones, make sure the fire doesn’t spread, try to fix it?"
-Max Payne from Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
my city! My strength is not in steel and fire! That is what the parasites
will never understand. A season for all things: a time to live, and a time
to die. A time to build, and a time … to destroy!
Come now, my child. There is one final thing to discuss.
Even in the book of lies, sometimes you find truth. There is indeed a season
for all things. And now that I see you flesh-to-flesh and blood-to-blood,
I know I cannot raise my hand against you. But know this: you are my
greatest disappointment.
Before the final rat has eaten the last gram of you, Rapture will have
returned. I will lead a parade. "Who was that," they’ll say, as they point
to the sad shape hanging on my wall. "Who was that?"
Before the final rat has eaten the last gram of you, Rapture will have
returned. I will lead a parade. "Who was that," they’ll say, as they point
to the sad shape hanging on my wall. "Who was that?"
Andrew Ryan – Bioshock
Feel free to make a new one with that quote, so long as you spoiler it. Yes, it’s old, but I just got Bioshock and haven’t played it yet, so I’m being selfish.