Things that FF7 characters would never say.



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PizzalixFFfan
02-04-2008, 05:25 AM
saw this thread at the final fantasy debate forums, thought i make one here too…
and here are some:

sephiroth: "Cloud, sorry i destroyed Nibelheim 5 years ago… Let’s be friends now"

vincent: that was a nice nap, i ought to thank hojo

cid: aruuggghhh!! i’m getting airsick!!!

cloud: marlene, denzel, i’ll take you guys for a ride on my bike!

Aeris- Cloud and Tifa make the CUTEST couple. I wanna be the flower girl at their wedding

Vincent: Hojo, despite our disputes over the past, umm, like, 35 years, and you knocking up my girl, let’s go swimming and be friends!

Barret: It’s cool having one mechanic gun arm…Why not have two? *slices off other arm* Yay!! I have no hands!

Reno: I hate my hair. It’s too red…and long…I look like a girl. *shaves head* There! Now, I look manly!…Now, who wants to buy my hair for 5,000 gil?


KATY FUCKING PERRY
02-04-2008, 06:32 AM
Up in heaven, God is crying tears of blood, and the baby Jesus wails in pain and suffering. So many kittens killed…

Psycho_Cyan
02-04-2008, 10:23 AM
Hasn’t this thread been done about a bajillion times now?

Dot Centaur
02-04-2008, 01:26 PM
Cloud: "I’m so happy Aerith is dead for good!!"

Tifa: "No! I was supposed to kill Aerith!"

Aerith: "I wanna marry Sephiroth and have his babies!"

Barrett: "Cloud, I’m gonna hook you up with Aerith right away!"

Yuffie: "I’m growing out my hair so I can be like Tifa and Aerith."

Red XIII: "Meow! I’m a cat!"

Cait Sith: "Gambling is a bad habit"

Elena and Reno together: "Lets get married at the dump!"

Cid: "I dismantled my Tiny Bronco"

Vincent: "I wanna go play in the daisies!! I love rainbows!"


FF1WithAllThieves
02-04-2008, 11:13 PM
Any person with a brain: The quotes in this thread are so original and funny!

Soulcage
02-04-2008, 11:20 PM
Cloud: I will get my revenge Kefka!!!

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll :'(


Dot Centaur
02-04-2008, 11:25 PM
Barret and Cloud together: "If you were gay, that’d be okay!"

Cloud: I will get my revenge Kefka!!!

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll :'(

Nice 8-)!


Soulcage
02-04-2008, 11:37 PM
Nice 8-)!
oh god

Erebus Wraith
02-04-2008, 11:39 PM
This thread is full of fail

TM
02-04-2008, 11:47 PM
please go die.

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