Things Final Fantasy X caracters would never say

Someone in the other forums has done this before so Ill give it a try here. Now, I am looking for original things. Things that make me laugh! The person that wins gets a special prize! (I am sorry that i cant give any suggestions. I aint good at this stuff!)

yuna: oh tidus! my shirt looks see through!!
tidus: no its not…i dont see anything!!! *blushes*

Hmm. It would help if people would actually post. I wanna hear FUNNY AND WRONG!!!!

Auron: "I’m going to Bevelle, I heard marijuana is legal there."

Lulu : "Wakka, i did love your brother, but now that time has passed, i think he deserved to die, i mean, what kind of a name is Chappu??"

yuna- whens this going to end i have to let one out
tidus- its ok yuna let it out

Hmm… Me like! But could u plz raze de bar? I MEAN REALLY WRONG!!!

Tidus: "Hey, it ain’t my story, so frankly I don’t give a fuck how it goes."

Tidus: "Hey, it ain’t my story, so frankly I don’t give a fuck how it goes."

haha nice. 🙂

Wakka: I like boobies!

Nah, he probably did say that when he knocked up Lulu ^^

Let me try again then, still with Auron though:

Auron: "Hey Chocobo, how do you feel about necrophilia?"

hahaha!!!! that was great lol.

i would post one but i cant top that lol

Hehehe! *Giggle,giggle. snort!*

Tidus: "Hey, it ain’t my story, so frankly I don’t give a fuck how it goes."

hahaha.

Yuna (to Auron, Tidus, Kimari, and Wakka): "Hey boys, want me to be your personal stripper for the night!?"

Lulu: "My husband Wakka is the smartest and most intellegent man to walk the face of Spira!!! Now I’m gonna watch me some Care Bares!"

Tidus: "Auron and dad have always said the smartest things and I can always rely on them for advice!"

Wakka: "I love all the Al-Bhed! What I wouldn’t give to marry a hot Al-Bhed babe and make babies with her!!"

Kimari: "I don’t think my horn has been cut off enough! I need to slice off the rest of the half and I’ll be a true Ronso!"

Rikku: "I wanna start practicing the Yevon religion! It could be fun!"

Auron: "Tidus I love you! Marry me!"

Yuna (to Auron, Tidus, Kimari, and Wakka): "Hey boys, want me to be your personal stripper for the night!?"

haha thats good.

my ideas stink.
heres one… i guess.
auron: tidus, be honest, does my outfit make me look fat.

you need just one more penny to past the barrier. 🙂 its ok

ok, thanks 🙂

my ideas stink.
heres one… i guess.
auron: tidus, be honest, does my outfit make me look fat.

That ones actually funny XD!

Things people would NEVER SAY are getting even better. ME VERY LIKE!

Lulu: I can play Blitzball!

Rikku: What the fuck? My brother’s name is Brother? What the FUCK! (on second thought, no she probably did say that … XD)

Tidus: Er, Yuna? You go and do your Final Summon thingy. I’ll just be over here, eloping with Rikku.

Auron: Tidus, I am your father.
Tidus: No … it CAN’T be true!

Luzzu: Ah, Gatta was a wanker. My little ploy worked … :cackles:

Kimahri: Kimahri wants Wakka to be our new tribal leader.

Seymour: Son of Jecht … what is your name?
Auron: Yes, I’ve been meaning to ask that.

Yuna: Can’t we save now?

Lulu: I can play Blitzball!

Lol that’s a good and funny one XD. And that also be funny if she started sinking because of how heavy her dress is XD.

Auron, Yuna, Kimari, and Lulu in Unison: "Lets all try to swim in a lake thats 100 ft. deep! Yay!" and then they sink XD.

Tidus, Rikku, and Wakka in Unison: "We can’t go in the water! We’re too scared of swimming! Water bad! Aahhhhh!"

Yuna: "Damn it why did Konami make a Silent Hill character that is a wanna-be me! This Eileen Galvin looks nothing like me!"

That’s just a joke XD. Because I always thought Eileen Galvin had some resemblence to Yuna.

Lucil: "You know, Clasko had it right. Why are we taking our work so seriously? Let’s all kick back and have a cold one."

Yu Yevon: "All right, here are the rules. You summon all the aeons, and if I see one I like, I’ll take control of it. I don’t want to see no Valefor though, get that guy out of here."

Lulu: I can play Blitzball!

Rikku: What the fuck? My brother’s name is Brother? What the FUCK! (on second thought, no she probably did say that … XD)

Tidus: Er, Yuna? You go and do your Final Summon thingy. I’ll just be over here, eloping with Rikku.

Auron: Tidus, I am your father.
Tidus: No … it CAN’T be true!

Luzzu: Ah, Gatta was a wanker. My little ploy worked … :cackles:

Kimahri: Kimahri wants Wakka to be our new tribal leader.

Seymour: Son of Jecht … what is your name?
Auron: Yes, I’ve been meaning to ask that.

Yuna: Can’t we save now?

oh my, those are all very good.
hahaha

Kimahri: Kimahri horny.

[QUOTE=lil-karen-m;Kimahri: Kimahri horny.[/QUOTE]

Haha, that’s a good one. Especially since horny can be associated with his horn and all.

Rikku: "I got mad hops like Shaq!"

Why cant people come up with anything intelligent to say?

Sex jokes not funny for anyone who actually has a few neurons and has read them 50 times over.

Oh Baby Boink don’t be such a party pooper! lol j/k

Btw the baby in your avatar is an adorable baby ;).

Haha, that’s a good one. Especially since horny can be associated with his horn and all.

Rikku: "I got mad hops like Shaq!"

The Kimari one is actually a good one because it’s a pun ;).

Auron: "I’m getting too old for this journey. Please leave me behind gaurdians and take care of Yuna on the rest of her journey!"

Btw the baby in your avatar is an adorable baby ;).
Auron: "I’m getting too old for this journey. Please leave me behind gaurdians and take care of Yuna on the rest of her journey!"

Btw the baby in your avatar is an adorable baby ;).

Auron: "I’m getting too old for this journey. Please leave me behind gaurdians and take care of Yuna on the rest of her journey!"

yah the baby is adorable;-) and haha for the auron one.

*whoops srry for double posting*

whoops srry for double posting

I really can’t see any FFX characters saying that….

Damn, that might have been funnier if i didnt then accidently doulble post!!! sorry

Hmmm. I would try to make up one meself, but If u read the other things final fantasy characters never say, you will know why I wont mess up my own thread

*whoops srry for double posting*

Damn, that might have been funnier if i didnt then accidently doulble post!!! sorry

I dont see y its bad to double post! You can do it on my thread! (You see! I just double posted!)

it bad to double post because it just takes up space,
when you could just go back and edit your last post just as easily.

Rin: "I will not thank you for your patronage because all you ever do is window shop. I want you out of my shop at once!"

Yuna (Whiile summoning Ifrit): "Flame on"

Shelinda: "I am giving up being an acolyte for a golf club. Yevon can’t compare to a wheeties sponsership."

Shelinda

Shelinda

Thanks, I should have known that. I edited it.

Yuna (Whiile summoning Ifrit): "Flame on"

haha that made me laugh pretty hard.

it bad to double post because it just takes up space,
when you could just go back and edit your last post just as easily.

thats right! 🙂

I dont see y its bad to double post! You can do it on my thread! (You see! I just double posted!)

and thats nice of you to say that.:)

The Kimahri thing is a pun, and definitely funny.

Maechen: ‘K, I’ll shut up now, alrighty? Hope I didn’t bore your pants off!

Seymour: "My lonliness is killing me (every night). I must confess I still believe (still believe). When I’m not with you I lose my mind, give me a sign hit me baby one more time.

Tidus: (with a memory foam neck pillow on his sholder) Hey! Look at this admantite sholder brace I bought! I’ll go beat Yu Yevon Now! Yuna: No Tidus! Thats a… Tidus: Hey Yu! Hit me! (Yu Hits Tidus It goes right through) Tidus: Whhhaaa!?! I must be made out of chutney! YEA! Im made outta chutney!

Tidus: (with a memory foam neck pillow on his sholder) Hey! Look at this admantite sholder brace I bought! I’ll go beat Yu Yevon Now! Yuna: No Tidus! Thats a… Tidus: Hey Yu! Hit me! (Yu Hits Tidus It goes right through) Tidus: Whhhaaa!?! I must be made out of chutney! YEA! Im made outta chutney!

Tidus: (with a memory foam neck pillow on his sholder) Hey! Look at this admantite sholder brace I bought! I’ll go beat Yu Yevon Now! Yuna: No Tidus! Thats a… Tidus: Hey Yu! Hit me! (Yu Hits Tidus It goes right through) Tidus: Whhhaaa!?! I must be made out of chutney! YEA! Im made outta chutney!

Haha, I liked that one. Tidus got ripped off at some shop. That’s for sure.

Shoopuf: "They don’t pay me enough to haul people back and forth all day."

Y Thx!

Zanar: this is my screen time?, it’s just my voice for fuck sake

it’s not the best but i’m bad at this

Oops! I accedently double posted the same thing. Now that is bad!

Yuna (Whiile summoning Ifrit): "Flame on"

Shelinda: "I am giving up being an acolyte for a golf club. Yevon can’t compare to a wheeties sponsership."

See now that one made me chuckle.

O’aka XXIII: "Now that I think on it, spending time in prison wasn’t all that fun. I’m going on a journey to kill Yuna and avenge myself!"

Wakka: I’m finally going to get that haircut millions of gamers have been screaming for. And then I am going to star in my OWN Final Fantasy X sequal. Final Fantasy X-3: Bald Wakka Drowns in the Moonflow.

Yuna: "I can’t smile! It’s too hard :/!"

Wakka: "Me retira from Blitzball!? What the Hell was I thinking!?"

Auron: "Why do I have all these heavy clothes for!? I think I wanna take off the coat, get into some swimming trunks, lose the shades, and take a big dip in the beaches of Besaid! Whose up for some beach part fun!?!?"

Seymour: "Suicides are stupid!!! I wanna live my life to the fullest!!"

See now that one made me chuckle.

Which one?

And also (Very corny, not funny one bit) I have another one.

Yuna (While summoning Shiva: "Ice ice baby!

Yuna (While summoning Shiva: "Ice ice baby!

Haha I like that one ;). Maybe not as funny like you said, but it’s still cool imo.

Rikku: Hey let’s stick plugs in water, i hear that’s always fun, it’s a good thing i got out of that rubber suit it was hot in there

Yuna: I`m not a git!
If she say that, I`d probably die instantly… It just would be too unbelievable! She is a git…

vincent: i’m going to elope with tifa!!!
reno: no i am!!!

tifa: waahhh -.-"!!!! (crying) cloud eloped with aeris!!!!

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vincent: i’m going to elope with tifa!!!
reno: no i am!!!

tifa: waahhh -.-"!!!! (crying) cloud eloped with aeris!!!!

Sorry, wrong thread! Take your post and delete it! This is FFX, not FFVII!!

Sorry, wrong thread! Take your post and delete it! This is FFX, not FFVII!!

yah srry..its been happening to me lately. -.-"
and just to let u know that i cant really delete things here.

I suck at these, but I’ll give it a shot

Shelinda: You want me to heal you? What do you take me for, an acolyte?

Yuna: You are an acolyte.

Shelinda: No way! I didn’t know that!

Clasko: "Pick up the pace! Hut, two, three, four! Come on, Lucil, you’re slacking back there!"

Auron: "Anyone up for some necrophilia?"

Yeah, I think we’ve already pretty much done that one.

Yeah, I think we’ve already pretty much done that one.
Apologies, I’ll do another one then.
Wakka: "Element Reels has warmed my balls up."

And whuts the deal with Auron and necrophillia? I know he’s dead, but come on!!!

Seymour: "I thought women found these veins on my forehead attractive."

Auron (to himself): Hmmmm… big swords. I am compensating for something aren’t I? (looks in pants) Oh yeah I am.

Wakka (Who had been eyeing Auron from a distance, hearing what Auron said backs away): Guess I better settle for Lulu

Rin(On the airship’s deck): I will jump from this airship, and I will soar like a bird! One, two, three…"

Lulu: "I’m sorry for being such a pain Wakka, it’s that time of month."

(Tidus looks in Yuna’s room, sees her smoking a joint ) Yuna: *Tee Hee* How do you think I wound up to be so happy

Mortochiris: How do i keep ending up with this guy, everytime he brings me into his fights and let’s me get attacked and he’s so clingy i mean he let’s me take less health everytime. (during seymour omnis, it sees the elemental wheel) i don’t believe it, he cheated on me for something with bigger balls and who’s more colourful

i know it’s long

Tidus: I love you, Daddy!

Yuna: Pick up the pace, Guardians! Christ! Damn mofos…

Auron: EEEEK! A FLAN!!!

Kimahri: Yuna hide Kimahri’s kibbles?

Wakka: M is for Machina, Machina is for me!

Lulu: Oh my God, my boobs were hanging out for the WHOLE pilgrimage!?!??!

Rikku: Let’s get all the summoners to kill sin at ONCE! Kill all summoners!

rikku: tidus, lets elope.
tidus: srry, i’m eloping with yuna..maybe next time.

You know, It tickles my innards when I read this stuff! Thx for this funny stuff! But I would like if if you took it to the next lvl( Hopefully Lvl 99. lol)

tidus to yuna: "ive got a king size bed do you want to go in it with me"

Jecht(to Braska): "I know you have to defeat Sin and all, but what if you just like, bribe it to go away? Give it some gil, or your daughter, or pull your pants down. I don’t know, just do something."

Jecht(to Braska): "I know you have to defeat Sin and all, but what if you just like, bribe it to go away? Give it some gil, or your daughter, or pull your pants down. I don’t know, just do something."

rofl.

Wakka: I lost my balls!

Auron: You can use mine

Wakka: The last time you told me that, I ended up in a therapist’s office showing them on the doll where I was touched.

Yuna (While Summoning Magus Sisters): GIRL POWER!!!

Tidus (After Taking Ecstasy): "OOh, Mr. Shoopuf you look gooood!"

Wakka: I lost my balls!

Auron: You can use mine

Wakka: The last time you told me that, I ended up in a therapist’s office showing them on the doll where I was touched.

ahhahah

Auron: *takes a drink from his jug to do his Overdrive* I’m a great example to this generation. *hiccups*

Seymour *while holding off the SinSpawn Gui* WTF? Auron, Yuna, why aren’t you two bitches helping me?

Barthello: So, I sat down and gave the direction of our relationship a serious overview….
Dona: And? What did you conclude?
Barthello: I had an epiphany. You’re going to die.
Dona: …yeah? You didn’t know that?
Barthello: Well, you always boss me around. Now you’re gonna go kill yourself? You are a totally selfish bitch.

*after defeating Isaaru*
Auron: Your journey ends here.
Isaaru: Fuck you, old man. Get that cheating bitch back here. i want a rematch.
Auron: Cheating?
Isaaru: I know she uses GameShark. How am I supposed to beat Valefor with 99,999 HP and maxed out stats? And WTF? Magus Sisters? SHE ISN’T EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAVE THEM YET!

*party informs Mika they killed Yunalesca*
Mika: lol! You fucking n00bs. Yunalesca is the only way to kill Sin and now we’re all boned. GTFO before I call in my warrior monks and they shoot at you all. They got the aim of the Storm Troopers from A New Hope so they’ll probably miss you and hit me… I got nothing but tards working for me.

Jecht: What? Why did you play the Hymn of the Fayth to calm me?
Tidus: Well…I thought it was your favorite song…
Jecht: Nope. I’m into NWA now. If you played "Fuck the Police" I’d have gotten down with my bad Sin self.

Yuna: So…you’re gonna leave me um, whatever your name is?
Tidus: Yes, I am…but I think we have time for a quicky.
*pulls off pants and tries to give it to Yuna*
Yuna: I don’t feel anything…
Tidus: i get that a lot.

I’m out for now… I’ll add more if I can think of them.

Tidus: AHHAHAHAHAHA! Wakka: What da ‘ell id wrong wit ‘im?!! Yuna: Iv’e been teaching him to laugh so I gave him this! *pulls out laughing gas mixed with crack* Lulu: *Takes stash away from Yuna*: Hey! where did you get that?! Thats min..NOT mine!

Tidus: AHHAHAHAHAHA! Wakka: What da ‘ell id wrong wit ‘im?!! Yuna: Iv’e been teaching him to laugh so I gave him this! *pulls out laughing gas mixed with crack* Lulu: *Takes stash away from Yuna*: Hey! where did you get that?! Thats min..NOT mine!

You got mad jokes yo.

Braska: "Being a Summoner means being responsible for your own actions. That means … that whenever we use the restroom, we must always remember to flush the toilet, wash our hands, and if applicable, freshen up the room. Always remember this."

Yuna: "Oh, Seymour my love, my passion for you flows like the river. I am but a rose in the palm of your hand. The suspense, the agony, I can’t it any longer! Kiss me! Kiss me!"

Tidus:Hey I guess you and wakka are pretty close
lulu:I suppose you could say that
Tidus:yeah um are you close enough that he would kill me you blitzed my balls?

Lulu: "All I really need is a sex change and learn how to play guitar and I can be Mana-Sama! I already have the look.

Lulu: Aww shit. I have single handedly paved the way for every Emo video game character to come.

Tidus: "Wakka, over there! Behind that dumpster, screw me!"

Yuna: Here you go. (Gives one Gil to Yojimbo)
Yojimbo: What The F&%K?!?!
Yuna: I Have no more?
Yojimbo: Bullshit, You guys got Rikku, She’s A F&%King Theive.
Yuna: You can have her than?
Rikku: What the F&%K???
Yojimbo: Ok!
Rikku: This is Bullshit, yunie!
Yojimbo: Lets Go, B*&%H!

Yuna (in bathroom): Quick! Everybody come here!
(everyone rushes in)
Yuna: Isn’t this the biggest shit you’ve ever seen?!
Wakka: No, I bet I could make a bigger one. (pulls down pants and shits an ungodly huge shit)
Rikku: Wow Wakka, I think that beats Yunie’s!
Tidus: (to Auron) Um, huh? Isn’t this a little weird?
Auron: (chuckles) In Spira, besides blitzball, this is the only entertainment they have.

Yuna (in bathroom): Quick! Everybody come here!
(everyone rushes in)
Yuna: Isn’t this the biggest shit you’ve ever seen?!
Wakka: No, I bet I could make a bigger one. (pulls down pants and shits an ungodly huge shit)
Rikku: Wow Wakka, I think that beats Yunie’s!
Tidus: (to Auron) Um, huh? Isn’t this a little weird?
Auron: (chuckles) In Spira, besides blitzball, this is the only entertainment they have.

heh. that should have been in the game 😀

but then

Tidus’ narration: "It was then that I knew in order to find who I ‘really’ was, I needed to take the biggest shit of my life…"

Wakka: The one person in the world that wears all black in all of spira and she falls for me!
Lulu: Do you have a razor honey? I’m missing mine.
Wakka: Chest or back?
Lulu: Chest. It doesn’t have "tire damage".
Wakka: *spins around, trying to look at his back* Is is really hairy.
Lulu: This is Besaid, what did you expect?
Wakka: Yeah yeah, whatever.
Lulu: I should’ve stayed in Luca when coming back from protecting that samurai-loving whore.

*after defeating yunalesca*
Wakka: Hey, uh Auron, I couldn’t help but notice, your wearing the same clothes in your memories…

Auron: *takes a drink from his jug to do his Overdrive* I’m a great example to this generation. *hiccups*

:love:

Auron: You fat fuck.
Kinoc: Well I try.

Mika: Spira will BOW DOWN! Now! :twirls fingers through beard: Or I’ll … I’ll summon a WORLD!

rikku- you know, i talk too much. i should shut up. yuffie- we should. i am not a good ninja 🙂

rikku- you know, i talk too much. i should shut up. yuffie- we should. i am not a good ninja 🙂

Haha, what’s Yuffie doin there? She belongs in Ceasars Palace.

Lulu: Black magic!? I’ll show you real black magic! (pulls back her mask to reveal her true face) I am Hecates! Summon forth fire and brimstone! Call all fey and daemonfolk! Bring forth the legendary creatures of wrath! All of Spira shall fall!

Bob: "In all of Spira, I haven’t seen a more grand construction than that of the Djose Temple!"

Haha, what’s Yuffie doin there? She belongs in Ceasars Palace.

thought i add yuffie in there cuz rikku and yuffie hav pretty much a close personality…and this is wat FFX says…rikku says…no problem yah?

Lulu: When I grow up, I’m gunna live in a Null-Grabbity house! I’ll call it Pandemonium!
Wakka: Wha…?
Lulu: Cuz it’s anti-gravity, and you won’t be able to do any groping, fool.

Auron: Stupid people aren’t allowed on this journey. Bye bye, Kimahri.
Rikku: Hey!
Auron: Oh, um, that goes for children too. Yah. I think. ::flashes a toothy grin::
Rikku: That’s better.

yuna: y’know Auron get a life, a haircut, better glasses, new clothes. Kimahri u beta start talking b4 i bitch slap u, wakka get that fringe off, rikku: get ur f**king eyes sorted, lulu u gotta brighten up, girl, get a nu wardrobe! and you (points at tidus) tell us ur f***king name!!!!

(all stare then take turns at stabbing her)

Keepa: "Alpha squadron A! Respond! This is a may day! I repeat: this is a may day!"

tidus: damn i got a english project due after spring break.
yuna: oh, that sucks…
tidus: uh huh…

Yuna: Today, I am happy to accept this prize for Greatest Summoner Ever, and I would like to thank Seymour, and Lulu, and Wakka, oh, I can’t forget my little Tidey, XoXoXoXo, much love and kisses, squee!

yuna: the people and friends we hav lost…or the dreams that hav faded…
FORGET THEM FOREVA!!! MOOOOWAAAHHAAAA!!!!

Battle Scene:

Auron has his sword lowered because he has low health after taking a hit.
Auron: Yuna, cast Cure on me!
Yuna (mostly full health) : Stop whining, Auron, you have more health than me!

Tidus:honestly why are we taking turns fighting this blue haired freak?
wakka:we take turns attacking because of yu yevons teachings!
Tidus: [starts attacking frantically] Im an athiest wakka I make my own rules.
Mica:TREASON! F**KING TREASON!

Tidus: Yuna, if you love me so much why don’t you ever say my name.

Yuna: I don’t love you, your probably the gayest main character in any final fantasy game ever.

Lulu: Moogle, ATTTTTAAACCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kimahri: I join Ronso Fangs! Play mad blitzball! Tired of this Guardian thing!

Rikku (to Tidus): "Ooh, your sword is so big!"

Rikku (to Tidus): "Ooh, your sword is so big!"

tidus: yah!!! bigger than yours!!!

tidus: yah!!! bigger than yours!!!

Rikku:http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:dPi12RrSCpjQaM:

tidus: un huh!!!…you wanna see it in its full power?!!!

Lulu: "Facepalm bitches!!!"

tidus: un huh!!!…you wanna see it in its full power?!!!

Rikku: Ok?

Tidus:any reccord of guardian,aeon relationships?
Yuna:you mean the protective bond me and my aeons share?
Tidus:no actually more like "tap dat ass" relationships, Id do sum thangs to dat shiva.

Mica: HERESEY! F**KING HERESEY!!!

Tidus: When we went to Zanarkand, we learned that the temple was turned into a Pizza Parlor

Tidus: Knew I shouldn’t have torn up those credit cards. Remember, they don’t take Chocobo Express. Visa – it’s everywhere you need to be.

Wakka: Religion is such childish nonsense, ya know? Rikku, why don’t you bring the Al Bhed Psyches to the temple so we can all kick blitzballs at the statues of the summoners?

Rikku/Tidus: Parents, siblings and authority are the best things in life, y’know.

Seymour: I’m a staunch opponent of abortion, embryonic stem-cell research and euthanasia. The sanctity of life must be preserved!

Yuna: (long fart) Man, I’ve needed to do that for weeks.

Lulu: Everybody dance now! Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun! Dun-dun-dun-dun!

Seymour (to Yuna): "Let me borrow that top!"

Auron: Talk to the Hand.

Yuna: Oh my! I am so fat! *observes herself in the mirror* I mean, my butt is so BIG!

Tidus: The first step is admitting it.

Yuna: Seriously?! How many more steps do I have left?

Tidus: Eleven.

Yuna: Anything that takes thirteen steps isn’t worth doing! *pouts*

Tidus: Then it’s a good thing there are only twelve steps, huh?

Auron: Talk to the Hand.

Auron: No! Thou shall not talk to the hand.

Rikku: *points and laughs* Auron has multiple personalities! Look everyone! Somebody bring the popcorn and margaritas!

Jecht: Oh look, son, a tangerine chocobo.
Tidus: I thought you stopped drinking.

Jecht: Oh look, son, a tangerine chocobo.
Tidus: I thought you stopped drinking.

Jecht: Only on weekdays.

Yuna to Yunalesca: "Bitch please!"

Jecht: Oh look, son, a tangerine chocobo.
Tidus: I thought you stopped drinking.

hahaha
thats good.

Tidus:*Sees Jecht play a piano* Oh no! Yuna:What is it? He plays beautifuly. Tidus: You know, ppl do strange things when they are drunk. Yuna: What do you mean? Tidus: Some ppl get tattos, some ppl make chilli, others do things thet will haunt them for the rest of their lives………My dad plays all of the female themes of FFVII.

….My dad plays all of the female themes of FFVII.

How did he manage to post an Aeris reference here?!

I did not! Things that they NEVER say do not make sense!

Tidus: Super Special Awesome!

thats not what i ment

Yuna to Yunalesca: "Bitch please!"

Haha that ones funny :smrt: .

Yuna: Oh, poopie!

Khimari: One time i was like….totally….lol….they rofled me so hard……and then…Im thru wit u! Gets off of the cell fone

Auron: Now! The Chocobo Eater is knocked on its back! Shove your weapons and magic spells up its rectum!

*Tidus and everyone else runs onto the deck to fight Sin*
Tidus: Whoa…dude…this things arm is bigger than the whole goddam ship!
Rikku: You’d think he’d just like, ya know, squish us all in one move.
Auron: This is your story. The Plot is in your hands!

*summoned Anima to fight Seymour Omnis*
Seymour: Mommy!
Anima/Seymour’s Mother: Seymour, just stop. We can fade together if you just change backt o normal.
Seymour: Okay… *big wheels disappear and just regular Seymour*
Anima: SYKE! Choke on my Overdrive, bitch!

Jecth: You’re late Auron.
Auron: Fuck you man. Do you have any idea what I had to put up with? Rikku and your Meg Ryan-wannabe of a son. THAT’S WHAT. So don’t try and play the victim because sure you were transformed into a giant monster but I had to listen to this loser’s whining for years.

*Master Mike arrives in Luca and everyone performs the prayer*
*Tidus with that stupid megaphone* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ABES!!!
(remember, the prayer is his Blitzball sign for victory and he was a player on the Abes)

Biran: No horn. Weak Ronso.
Kimarhi: Kimahir have broken horn but Kimahri possess large genitals. Ask Yuna.
Everyone: …..

The Anti, that was some of the best material yet. Those were all hilarious!

Thanks. 😀 I just find it funnier when you take actual quotes or scenes and add your own dialog.

Anyway:

Jyscal’s Sphere:
Listen to me very carefully, for I shall tell you the truth about my son, Seymour. He likes to dress up in women’s clothes when no one is around. His mind is closed to me but I can feel the fuh-lames burning in his heart everytime he thinks he’s gotten away with wearing panties. I know he will seek a way to hide his desires, possibly by marrying a summoner, and I implore you to stop my son.
Auron: Wonderful.
Wakka: So, is being gay against the teachings?
Lulu: Ask whatever-his-name-is.
Tidus: What? I like yuna!
Lulu: Uh-huh…and so does Seymour.*wink*
Tidus: I…uh….Let’s go stop that evil bastard!!! *runs off*

*after Tidus misses the Jecht Shot*
Yuna: Motherfuckin’ LOL that was pathetic!
Tidus: *gets up* Uh…did you see…
Yuna: Yep. you can’t do it kid!
Tidus: It’s not my fault! The voices..the VOICES!!!
Yuna: Great. We got a schizo for a hero. How about this be my story and you go get some emotional counciling? Why can’t we have a protagonist who ISN’T struggling with demons?

*after Seymour kills Kinoc*
Auron: He may not have been the man I once knew, but he was still my friend Seymour! *whispers* How much are those robes worth in Gil? i mean, we’re kinda strapped for cash and he won’t need them anymore…

Yunalesca: It is better to die in hope than to live in despair.
Wakka: I’ll never be in despair as long as you’re around in that outfit.
Yunalesca: What?
Rikku: Yeah, you look kinda skanky.
Yunalesca: Like you’re one to talk Ms. "I let my barely-legal booty hang out"!
Tidus: So, are we gonna fight here?
Rikku and Yunalesca: SHUT UP!!!

*Yuna goes of to do the Sending in Killika*
Tidus: So…is she walking on water? Like Jesus?
Lulu: Who?
Tidus: Jesus. Dude with long hair and beard. THe Son of God.
Lulu: Never heard of him.
Tidus: you must have! He’s the Savior! He had himself nailed to a plank of wood to save humanity.
Lulu: That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
Tidus: Oh and a giant whale thing is the incarnation of vanity and an electric toaster is the cause of it all makes SO much more sense.

/\ wow! impressive…it seems like you have put a lot into this…:smrt:

Yuna (To Tidus): "Wow, lots of boring stuff here."
Tidus: "Fo sure Yuna!"
Yuna: "It’s all like: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-blah, blah, blah."
Tidus: "Mmm-hmm, I totally agree with you!"

Auron: WOAH! *puff puff* What was that, man! *Puff* Heheheheeh! Phrik made nonsense! *snort* Or, heheheheh! I should say Prick!

Lulu: "FUCK YOU!"

and it’s spelled "Phirk" dumas 😡

Seymour: I killed the Ronso one by one…
*horde of Ronso walk up* No he didn’t. We attacked and he run away like little girl.
Seymour: T-they lie!
Biran: Biran rend you assunder you faggot!
*horde of Ronso layeth the smackdown on Seymour while the party proceeds to Zanarkand*

Oh snap, I so wish that had had happened. That would have been so much more entertaining than what did happen — having to deal with the generally tired Seymour plot again two more times.

Lulu: "FUCK YOU"
and it’s spelled "Phirk" dumas 😡

Wakka:Well,well,well Lulu! Is it that time of year again?

Wakka:Well,well,well Lulu! Is it that time of year again?

Yuna: "Hermaphrodites…"

Yuna: "Hermaphrodites…"

Tidus:???! I won’t bother ur heated argument. Im just gonna fade now!

Kimahri: It’s quiet, Kimahri pee’s now.
Rikku: ……………..OMFG!!

All the FFX characters in unison: Holy shit we just met this DE GRANDE FREAK in person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s run away real fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuna:We will garud DE GRANDE at all cost! All who oppose will be killed by Anima!

Lulu: Yuna? You on Somethin’ Hun? Who’s Side u On!!!?
Wakka: ………(burp!)
Lulu: That’s a Fuckin’Nuff Wakka!
Kimahri: ……… (Fart!!)
Lulu: KIMAHRI!!! (SMACK!!)

Yuna: me soo horny?

Khimari:No Yuna, I have horn, therefore ME horny!

Lulu: Oooh Kimahri. Fancy gettin horny Wit Me Hmm? Do ya?
Rikku: Can I Join In? Plz? pretty Plz?
Kimarhri: Kimahri like Threesome.

Auron: Come to Auron.

Yuna :Now, I will seal you all by the power of seven Seals!!

Wakka: Yuna OMFG NOOOO!!

Yuna: Gloriasols archangelos ! Verli Sacrimenti! By the power of the covenant, I will seal you, not by water, but in the fearful blazes, the ultimate power of the testement!

All of Spira at the same time (not Shelinda): WTF!!?
Shelinda: Owww. My Ears. My Beautiful Ears.

Wakka: Screw Yevon. Screw his Song of Prayer. I perfer this:
Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla,
teste David cum Sybilla.

Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus.

Tuba mirum spargens sonum
per sepulchra regionum,
coget omnes ante thronum.

Mors stupebit et natura,
cum resurget creatura,
judicanti responsura.

Liber scriptus proferetur,
in quo totum continetur,
unde mundus judicetur.

Judex ergo cum sedebit,
quidquid latet apparebit,
nil inultum remanebit.

Quid sum miser tunc dicturus?
Quem patronum rogaturus,
cum vix justus sit securus?

Rex tremendae majestatis,
qui salvandos salvas gratis,
salva me, fons pietatis.

Recordare Jesu pie,
quod sum causa tuae viae,
ne me perdas illa die.

Quaerens me sedisti lassus,
redemisti crucem passus,
tantus labor non sit cassus.

Juste judex ultionis,
donum fac remissionis
ante diem rationis.

Ingemisco tanquam reus,
culpa rubet vultus meus,
supplicanti parce, Deus.

Qui Mariam absolvisti,
et latronem exaudisti,
mihi quoque spem dedisti.

Preces meae non sunt dignae,
sed tu, bonus, fac benigne,
ne perenni cremer igne.

Inter oves locum praesta,
et ab hoedis me sequestra,
statuens in parte dextra.

Confutatis maledictis,
flammis acribus addictis,
voca me cum benedictis.

Oro supplex et acclinis,
cor contritum quasi cinis,
gere curam mei finis.

Lacrimosa dies illa,
qua resurget ex favilla

judicandus homo reus –
Huic ergo parce, Deus.

Pie Jesu Domine,
dona eis requiem.

I’m going to have to ask that posters here not remote-load other sites’ images.

Lulu: What was that about Agent. None of us said that! Think of something funnier!

Wakka: Don’t post those remote-hosted images, ya’!?

Wakka: Screw Yevon. Screw his Song of Prayer. I perfer this:
Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla,
teste David cum Sybilla.

Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus.

Tuba mirum spargens sonum
per sepulchra regionum,
coget omnes ante thronum.

Mors stupebit et natura,
cum resurget creatura,
judicanti responsura.

Liber scriptus proferetur,
in quo totum continetur,
unde mundus judicetur.

Judex ergo cum sedebit,
quidquid latet apparebit,
nil inultum remanebit.

Quid sum miser tunc dicturus?
Quem patronum rogaturus,
cum vix justus sit securus?

Rex tremendae majestatis,
qui salvandos salvas gratis,
salva me, fons pietatis.

Recordare Jesu pie,
quod sum causa tuae viae,
ne me perdas illa die.

Quaerens me sedisti lassus,
redemisti crucem passus,
tantus labor non sit cassus.

Juste judex ultionis,
donum fac remissionis
ante diem rationis.

Ingemisco tanquam reus,
culpa rubet vultus meus,
supplicanti parce, Deus.

Qui Mariam absolvisti,
et latronem exaudisti,
mihi quoque spem dedisti.

Preces meae non sunt dignae,
sed tu, bonus, fac benigne,
ne perenni cremer igne.

Inter oves locum praesta,
et ab hoedis me sequestra,
statuens in parte dextra.

Confutatis maledictis,
flammis acribus addictis,
voca me cum benedictis.

Oro supplex et acclinis,
cor contritum quasi cinis,
gere curam mei finis.

Lacrimosa dies illa,
qua resurget ex favilla

judicandus homo reus –
Huic ergo parce, Deus.

Pie Jesu Domine,
dona eis requiem.

OoooooK! AnyHoo.

Lulu: OoooooK! AnyHoo. Quantus tremor est futurus?

Wakka: Don’t post those remote-hosted images, ya’!?

Lulu: Just a question though; is an example of remote-hosted images accounts like photobucket or is it pics from other websites you don’t own? Just asking so I can prevent that from happening again ;).

Tidus: All I can say is enjoy them before they are took out!

Jecht: Did I teach you to speak like that, boy!? "before they are took out!" hahaha!! Your no son of mines!

Dot, you’re right that I didn’t word it well. What I meant to say specifically was "don’t post images that aren’t either hosted here on FFShrine, or on your own personal webspace — be it Photobucket, a site you pay for, etc…"

Yuna: And which one of my garduians said that?

Jecht: Hmm…..? I’m pretty sure i was talking to my boy.

Yuna: Not you, u faggot! The OTHER faggot!

Jecht: Is that a way for a lady to be talking?

All right, this is getting old. For the sake of sanity and quality, I’m imposing some new rules:

1. No more conversational gambits. Don’t start little arguments between each other in the supposed form of things characters would never say.
2. No more one-liners.
3. No more cheap sex jokes.
4. If you can’t spell / type halfway decently, don’t bother posting.

and…

5. Nobody may post more than three messages within the thread a day — if you have a lot of material, put it all in one post, or edit a previous post.

And, no, DE GRANDE, whether or not you consider this "your thread," these rules aren’t up for debate.

Lulu, Wakka, and Kimari to Yuna: "Alright Yuna you can bring as much stuff on your pilgramage journey as you want. It’ll be a fun vacation :cool:"

Tidus: "Well I can most definetely wait to get to Zanarkand if I need to. In fact I’ll wait ten to twenty long years if I need to."

Sorry about that XD. I got bored XD :-! .

@Agent0042: Thanks for clearing that up ;).

EDIT: Alright I got this cleaned up due to some possible misspellings and a conversational gambit. I hope this is better.

Please listen to him! Lord Larsa is our only hope!
Ok sorry….here’s a joke:

Auron: Do you feel lucky punk? Make my day.
Punk: I think your days have passed…

Kelk Ronso: The High Court of Yevon is now in session.
Tidus: No it’s not!
Kelk: What?!
Tidus: The high court of Yevon is NOT now in session.
Kelk Ronso: Be quiet, imebile.
Tidus: Make me!
Auron: *hangs head* Most. Annoying. Hero. Ever.

Yuna’s Will: So, I’m gonna die soon ya? Kimahri, you stuck by me ever since I was young and I’ve always wanted to say this…You have really bad gas. I mean, like, almost all the time.
Wakka, your hair? It just looks stupid.
Lulu…ever thought about keeping those funbags hidden better? I looked up to you and that’s why I turned out the way I did, ready to sleep with a man after knowing him for a total of 3 to 4 days max.
Sir Auron, you’re the motherphuckin’ BAD-ASS!
Oh and you…whatever your name is. I’m a lesbian. I wasn’t until I met you but having been around you, I can’t help but realize the idea of being with any man, even if he’s the total opposite of you, will remind me of how unattractive and unsexy you are.

Yuna: Omega’s loathing of Yevon has turned him into a fiend."
Tidus: So, does that mean we’ll become fiends? Who hates Yevon more than we do?
Yuna: You know, I never thought about that.
Wakka: See? What I tell you? Obey the teachings or you’ll be turned into the weakest optional boss in the game!

Tidus : Kimarhi knock knock
Kimarhi : Excuse me my good chum but i’m currently reading a book about some of the most personal human emotions and try and find out why most new born humans seem to be more fond of their mothers over their fathers.
Tidus : I hate my dad he never payed attention to me.
* sob’s in the corner *

Wakka:

"Estuans interius
Ira vehementi!

Estuans interius
Ira vehementi!

Sors – immanis,
Et inanis!

Sors – immanis,
Et inanis!

Veni veni venias, (Haryuu no)
Ne me mori facias! (Hanekata)

Veni veni venias, (Haryuu no)
Ne me mori facias! (Hanekata)

SEPHIROTH!"

Lulu: "WRONG PRAYER FUCK-HEAD!" *slap*

this is bad 😀
Yuna: Hey Lulu, i wonder how big sin is ?
Lulu: WTF?
Yuna: NOOOO silly i meant if i wanted 2 have babys with him how Big?
Lulu: your a hore i dont like u
Yuna: no no i just wanna know how big his dick is
Lulu: your wrong im telling tidus

this is bad 😀
Yuna: Hey Lulu, i wonder how big sin is ?
Lulu: WTF?
Yuna: NOOOO silly i meant if i wanted 2 have babys with him how Big?
Lulu: your a hore i dont like u
Yuna: no no i just wanna know how big his dick is
Lulu: your wrong im telling tidus

LoL I found that pretty funny actually.

Aaron: Hey, Jude, don’t make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey, Jude, don’t be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better.

Tidus: Look…I know my name is changable at the beginning, but they choose Tidus. Not Jude.

Lulu: "WRONG PRAYER FUCK-HEAD!" *slap*

Nice

Yuna: Can I take out the socks now?

Before they leave Besaid:

Lulu: You really don’t need all those things.
Yuna: You’re telling me we’re not bringing toothbrushes, toothpaste, floss, soap, shampoo, or deoderant?
Lulu: No, we’re packing light.
Yuna: So we have to travel all across Spira without bringing a single change of clothes and without being even decently hygienic?
Wakka and Lulu: Yeah.
Yuna: Fuck you guys, you’re fucking weird.

I’m not funny. But I have to try this. These are my suggestions.

*Tidus and Yuna kissing*

Tidus: Hehehehe…I made a girl wet. I have to tell Wakka.

Yuna: We’re in the middle of lake, cockfag.

Tidus: DON’T RUIN THIS FOR ME!!

Auron: This is it! We can’t go back now, now after all our journeys, not after all our hard work, not after how far we’ve come!!!!

Tidus: Heheheheehe….he said come…

* Lulu and Wakka die, and retire to the farplane*

Chappu: Seriously, what the HELL guys? What the HELL??!!!

Wakka: YOU SAID TAKE CARE OF HER!!

Chappu: So you fuck her? What the HELL Wakka?!!

Yuna: So, star of the Zanarkand Abes…
Tidus:I have a name.
Yuna: My newest guardian….
Tidus: I have a name.
Yuna: The stranger washed ashore at my home…
Tidus: I HAVE a name.
Yuna: My blitzball champion….
Tidus: I HAVE A FUCKING NAME BITCH!!

I’m not funny. But I have to try this. These are my suggestions.
Yuna: So, star of the Zanarkand Abes…
Tidus:I have a name.
Yuna: My newest guardian….
Tidus: I have a name.
Yuna: The stranger washed ashore at my home…
Tidus: I HAVE a name.
Yuna: My blitzball champion….
Tidus: I HAVE A FUCKING NAME BITCH!!

I liked that one.

Lulu: "Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!"
*Wakka walks into the room and screams*:

"What the hell? Lulu, of all things… you cheat on me with a Machina?

Lulu: I cheated on you with a Tonberry Last week!

Wakka: This is where I was born. I started blitz when I was five. I joined the Aurochas at thirteen…ten years ago. Ten years…and we never won a game. Well, after last year’s tournament, I quit. Time seemed right. So, after quitting, I got this new job, ya? But every time my mind wandered, I thought about the game.
Tidus: Ten years without a single win’ll do that.
Wakka: My first match last year was my big chance. But something else was on my mind. I couldn’t focus.
Tidus: Nice excuse!
Wakka: No, seriously. My brother died.
Tidus: Ha, yeah right, that’s a good one!
Wakke: No, you don’t get it. I’m completely serious. My brother really did die right before last year’s tournament.
Tidus: You know, you’re really good at that! I almost believed you that time.
Wakka: …You are such a douche.

I’m not funny. But I have to try this. These are my suggestions.

*Tidus and Yuna kissing*

Tidus: Hehehehe…I made a girl wet. I have to tell Wakka.

Yuna: We’re in the middle of lake, cockfag.

Tidus: DON’T RUIN THIS FOR ME!!

Auron: This is it! We can’t go back now, now after all our journeys, not after all our hard work, not after how far we’ve come!!!!

Tidus: Heheheheehe….he said come…

* Lulu and Wakka die, and retire to the farplane*

Chappu: Seriously, what the HELL guys? What the HELL??!!!

Wakka: YOU SAID TAKE CARE OF HER!!

Chappu: So you fuck her? What the HELL Wakka?!!

Yuna: So, star of the Zanarkand Abes…
Tidus:I have a name.
Yuna: My newest guardian….
Tidus: I have a name.
Yuna: The stranger washed ashore at my home…
Tidus: I HAVE a name.
Yuna: My blitzball champion….
Tidus: I HAVE A FUCKING NAME BITCH!!

haha i like that, cept the last one that seemed a little overused in various ways, like people use the same thing but changing some of the words a little

Tidus: I’m such a little girl.

Lulu: I’m only here because I have tits.

Wakka: Nice tits Lu.

Kimarhi: What am I? A Dragoon? a Blue Mage? Or am I just a shitty character?

Rikku:I’m a pedophiles wetdream.

Yuna: Do you think it’s creepy that I have one blue eye, and one green eye? What am I, a husky?

{Tidus and Yuna are on the airship}
Tidus: You don’t need this anymore, do ya?
Yuna: Ummmm…. Where did you find that?! I mean…It was spring break in Bevelle. Some girl gave me a drink, I mean I didnt know what was in it but…
Tidus: Well, what are you talking about?
Yuna: Ummmm, Nothing!
Tidus: Ooook. Bye bye sphere! *threw sphere
*CLONK!*
Sin: Ow! You hit me in the head!
Tidus: (to himself) Now to enjoy that sphere. (yuna’s will appears) Nooooo!
I threw the wrong one.
Sin: *Watching Sphere* Woah. I didnt know Yuna was That flexable!

Crap at stuff like this but what the hell.

Tidus: What do you mean you don’t know how to pronounce my name?

o ye n sorry for bumpin da thread

EDIT:
Yunalesca: Let me be your liberator.
Yuna: BRING IT BITCH

Lulu: OMG my moogle is really pissed off
Moogle: fucken save spheres im gonna rip you goddamn head off, that’ll teach you not to steal my job, i mean sure i used to almost bash zidanes head off when he tried to save his game but COME ON YOUR A LIFELESS BALL OF SHIT

wakka: soooo uh tidus that was a good game out there ya?
Tdus: yup uhhhh wtf are you doing??
Wakka: what you not have showers after the game in Zanakand?
Tidus: yea we did we uhhh just didnt hug each other….
Wakka: its ok……praise be to yevon

Jecht to Tidus: …. you’re all bones!!!!!!!!!, and you know, son? I like bones……… a lot!!!!!!!

Lulu’s Moogle, "Shove me back in your vagina Lu."

Jecht, "Do I fucking look like Jack Sparrow bitch?"

Yuna, "Nice aim with that money shot. My fucking eye just changed color."

Auron, "My arm is actually completely fine. It’s just easy access to toss some knuckle children when I get a glance at Lulu’s massive sweater muffins."

Rikku, "Daddy and Brother always say why roam when you can get it at home?"

Barkeep, "Mish Yoona! How about a roofie cooolatta?"

Seymour, "You know. My aeon is in chains because we like that rough stuff. The safety word is "Yevon".

Riku – When I gRow Up I Wan Be Famous, I Wana Be A Star I Wana Have Boobies

Yuna – I’m A Jesus Wana-Be i Can Walk On Water

Auron’s first time seeing FFX-2 Rikku
Auron: I’m going to have to call you a slut.

Chappu looking down on Lulu holding Wakka’s son
Chappu: You can’t trust bitches for shit.

Auron listening to Wakka’s racist Al Bhed comments in Bikanel
Auron: You’re just one big entity of stupid, aren’t you?

Tidus: Finally! I watched every episode of the O.C! *proud at being trendy*
Auron: But did you see the secret bonus episode?

Rikku: I don’t get why people say Friday the 13ths are unlucky. Mine are always lucky!
Auron: Yeah, my Friday the 13ths always go better than any other noticeable date on the calender.

Basically it’s all insults, sarcasm, and Auron screwing with Tidus.
Whatever. I give up.

Yuna – I’m A Jesus Wana-Be i Can Walk On Water

Hahahaha

{Tidus and Yuna are on the airship}
Tidus: You don’t need this anymore, do ya?
Yuna: Ummmm…. Where did you find that?! I mean…It was spring break in Bevelle. Some girl gave me a drink, I mean I didnt know what was in it but…
Tidus: Well, what are you talking about?
Yuna: Ummmm, Nothing!
Tidus: Ooook. Bye bye sphere! *threw sphere
*CLONK!*
Sin: Ow! You hit me in the head!
Tidus: (to himself) Now to enjoy that sphere. (yuna’s will appears) Nooooo!
I threw the wrong one.
Sin: *Watching Sphere* Woah. I didnt know Yuna was That flexable!

I really LOLed with this one!!!
Anyway let me try:

Mika: The High court of Spira and Yevon and… whatever… is now in session! Be seated.
Seymour’s Mother:…Whatever my name is… for the defendant Seymour, who is being charged of sexual assault against Yuna. We plea not guilty on the grounds of weird-looking blue hair.
Mika: That is a strong defense… What does the D.A.’s office say about this?
Tidus: Star of the Zanarkand Abes for the plaintif.(I don’t know if this is the right spelling). Now, I agree with the defense on the fact that weird-looking blue hair is a strong point. However, the defendant has been sexually harassing my client since in the beginning of the game, and is also the master of an aeon that never in the series has it been spotted wearing more than 3 items of clothing. Now that is rapist material right here.(Yeah Tidus is teh lawyer now bitches!)
Mika: SILENCE! You speak jibber-jabber!!! I will not have jibber-jabber in my courtroom!!!
Yuna: WTF??? You a lawyer now?! I though you were a blitzball champion man! You lied to me?!
Tidus: What?! No, I would never…
Yuna: I don’t believe you! That’s it!!! WE’RE BREAKING UP!!!
Tidus: WHAT?! In the High Court?! Can’t this wait?
Mika: I am sick and tired of both of you!!! Judgement in favor of the defendant. All charges are dropped.
Tidus: What? Not you too?! No, no, no he really did it! I can prove it! Just give me a chance!!!
Mika: Shut up. You got no solid proof that the defendant commited the crime. I’m dismissing the case. We’re adjourned!
"bangs with hammer on desk"
Seymour’s Mother: Suck it bitches I win.
Seymour:…hehehe… I’m gonna go "pray" at Macalania Temple now. They got some good statues there… hehehe…

I don’t know if anyone understood this but this is supposed to be a trial. Yeah i’ve been watching a lot of Boston Legal lately. LOL. This is a really WTF trial. Anyway sorry for the REALLY long post.

LOL, here’s my thoughts..

Auron: "Tidus, Jecht just wanted to tell you a few things really.."

*As they walk into Sin to confront him, and he turns to face the group*

Jecht: "Hey."

Tidus: "That’s for horses, you homo."

Jecht: "Look, I just wanted you to know, I’m not really your father; I’m your mother. And quite frankly, son, you’re also my brother. Won’t you marry me? Here inside Sin? It’s the perfect place for me to express my-"

Tidus: "Yo, da’ss sick, dawg!"

Auron: "All the single ladies, all the single ladies."

Wakka: "Like, sssssooooooo totally wrong!" *Does gay hand gesture*

Lulu: "Uhhhh.. whaaat? huh?? I don’t, like, get it! Does this mean Jecht is like, a girl?"

Yuna: "JECHT, YOU F***ING FREAK!!! GET THE F*** AWAY FROM US NOW MOTHERF***ER!!!!"

Rikku: "Yevon shalst not approve of yourth actionseth, Jechteth."

Kimahri: "All the single ladies!"

Auron: "All the single ladies!"

*Kimahri and Auron begin to dance together*

LOL, gotta love having a little fun with my favorite characters 😉

The scene when lulu say’s that Tidus looks like chappu
Lulu: "He look a lot like chappu"
Wakka: " I love you"
Rikku: "Can you hurry up and get to the Moonflow. I havent got all day man"
Yuna: "No! I like Wakka! Get off him Lulu"
Tidus:" Yuna! WTF? I thought you loved me? I mean hello. Later we were going to kiss romantically in water and float but you really like Wakka!!!!!! You meanie. . ." (goes and cries)
Lulu: "No Wakka likes me"
Yuna: "Me"
Lulu: "Me"
Yuna:" I’m going on my pilgrimage alone"
Lulu: "Have fun to die"
Wakka: "Srew both of you’s. I’m going to be a summoner"
Rikku: "Ok… Hurry up im leaving"
Lulu: "Ill be your gardian Wakka" (runs after him … slowly)
Yuna: "Oh valefor". (valefor comes flying) take me to each temple
Sry for the long post

Tidus: "My voice is so damn annoying!"

Tidus (Narrating): My father told me I’d never get a girl.
Jecht’s Voice: You? With a girl? Yeah right, you can’t even catch a ball.
Tidus (Narrating): I hated him for saying that. I’d show him, I thought.
Yuna: Hey, um, would you mind staying here for the night?
Tidus: Why? What’s up?
Yuna: Well, you see, I don’t really feel comfortable, you see, seeing as you’re new to Spira and all. You know what I mean?
Tidus: Yeah, I guess.
Yuna: Good. Now wait here.
Tidus: Wait wait wait, so you guys are just going to leave me here?
Yuna: Don’t worry! It’s just going to be for a little while! We’ll come and pick you up tomorrow!
Tidus: So…everyone else is going with you?!
Yuna: (silent)
Tidus: Ugh! I can’t believe it!
Rikku: Sorry! You can’t come!
Auron: Maybe when you’re older, ha ha ha.
Lulu: Try not to pout so much, and act your age.
Wakka: Ya, you’ll give yourself wrinkles if you keep frowning like that, ha ha ha ha ha.
Kimahri: …
Yuna: All right, so it’s settled then. Our new guardian will hold the fort in this make-shift shack while the rest of us get drunk as shit and fuck all night in the hotel here in Luca!
Tidus: …
[The party walks away from Tidus who stays in the foreground]
Yuna (in the distance): Who wants to suck my nipples???!!!
Tidus (narrating): My father said I’d never get a woman. But it was at that moment, I knew: it really was true.

Tidus: Auron told me enough. He told me you killed him!
Sin: No, Tidus. I am your father. *Turns into Jecht*
Tidus: No.. That’s not true.. That’s impossible!
Sin: Search your feelings Tidus, you KNOW it to be true!
Tidus: NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I’m surprised this thread has lasted all these years. Well, I finally found my way back to this place. ~Stretches~ Well check this one out, it’s better than all those other lame ones I had. I looked through the other posts to make sure my idea hadn’t been used yet. However, I put it into google and it seems someone did think of it (Terra Fire in the FFX-2 version of this thread), so I’ll write something of the same theme (opinion reversals).

(On the Mi’Hen Highroad, Clasko is standing over the corpse of a chocobo. He is holding a bloody spear, and laughing)

Lucille to Clasko: "What is so funny?"
Clasko (to himself?): "I’ve done it! I’ve finally killed the last chocobo!"
Lucille (to Clasko): "Good boy Clasky. I’m glad someone finally took care of it."