Replace that line!!!

Simple rules, take any line from any FF game and replace it with what you think should have been said. Post the original line first, then your replacement.

FFVIII

Squall: Rinoa! I want to hear your voice!!!

Replacement:

Squall: Rinoa! I want to read your text box!!!!

FFVII

Barret: The planet’s dyin’ Cloud!

Cloud: It’s not my problem.

Replacement:

Barret: The planet’s dyin’ Cloud!

Cloud: It’s not my problem.

Barret: Not your problem…so your fuckin’ tellin’ me it’s not your problem if the planet your livin’ on dies?

Cloud: What can I possibly do about it..I’m in it for the money.

Barret: What the hell kinda money you gon’ spend when the fuckin’ planet ain’t here…bitch.

Cloud: It’s not my problem…I just want my money…I hold no significance in this so called dying of the planet problem.

Barret: Fuck you.

Cloud: Cool with me.

Sephiroth: Only death awaits you all.
*change*
Sephiroth: Only a surprise birthday party awaits you all.
Cloud: ….
Sephiroth: What?
Cloud: You just told us you were gonna throw a surprise birthday party.
Sephiroth: What’s wrong with that?
Cloud: You TOLD us that you were gonna throw a surprise birthday party.
Sephiroth: I don’t see your… OH SHIT!

Cloud: Soldier, 1st class.
*change*
Cloud: I am Biggles, a WWI British fighter pilot.

sephiroth: what do you cherish the most? give me the pleasure of taking it away..
cloud: theres not a thing i dont cherish.
changed*
sephiroth: what do you not cherish?
cloud: haha i dont cherish yuffie..take her away..