Pan vs. Sephiroth



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The Anti-Existence
02-15-2008, 07:25 AM
My dislike for the silver-haired ass from FFVII is well-known on every forum I post on.
I’ve had Seph fight omnipotents, people who can blow up galaxies and even Hulk Hogan. (that was the cruelest one yet)

But I think I finally found an opponent he may have a chance against.

A 10-year-old girl.

Sure she’s a pre-teen girl from Dragon Ball but still. I’m sure Mr. Big Sword can win this one.
🙂


PizzalixFFfan
02-15-2008, 07:41 AM
Sure she’s a pre-teen girl from Dragon Ball but still. I’m sure Mr. Big Sword can win this one.

says me.:)


Psycho_Cyan
02-15-2008, 10:16 AM
Sure she’s a pre-teen girl from Dragon Ball but still. I’m sure Mr. Big Sword can win this one.

Only if he can catch her praying.


Hex Omega
02-15-2008, 07:26 PM
they’re about level pegging in annoynce and retardation.

sephiroth is far more emo though, like thats any shock.


Arcanine
02-15-2008, 08:43 PM
Sephiroth hasn’t a hint of emo behind those silver locks.

Only prejudice and immortality.


Prak
02-15-2008, 09:37 PM
Sephiroth hasn’t a hint of emo behind those silver locks.

Only prejudice and immortality.

What the fuck?

Crawl out of your ass and into the nearest fire.


The Anti-Existence
02-15-2008, 10:15 PM
A friend once gave a very good analogy of his own life and Sephiroth:
He found out Stalin killed millions of his ancestors but he didn’t rush out and set fire to Random Village #1.

I still am trying to grasp why exactly Seph, in the throws of his mommy love, ripped off her head.

But yeah, I say Pan wins this. Seph will be like he always is ie. a loser who underestimates his opponent and dies AGAIn for it.

Sephiroth is Final Fantasy’s answer to Bowser, but less cool and with less depth.


Locke_FF36
02-15-2008, 11:38 PM
what the fuck is the point of this thread?

Vaati
02-15-2008, 11:58 PM
This thread is at least 3 years too late. Sephiroth trolling was at its prime when Advent Children was released, I doubt anyone besides die-hard FFVII fanboy/girls actually cares any more.

Locke_FF36
02-16-2008, 12:38 AM
This thread is at least 3 years too late. Sephiroth trolling was at its prime when Advent Children was released, I doubt anyone besides die-hard FFVII fanboy/girls actually cares any more.

Right. These threads give people with half or more a brain a headache.


The Anti-Existence
02-16-2008, 02:11 AM
You should be feeling fine then.
Sorry but you walked into that one.

Hex Omega
02-16-2008, 11:12 AM
Sephiroth hasn’t a hint of emo behind those silver locks.

Only prejudice and immortality.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

you’re joking right?

right…..?


The Anti-Existence
02-17-2008, 07:55 AM
Sephiroth isn’t emo!

He’s as manly as Ashley J. Williams!

…forgive me Father for I have sinned.


PizzalixFFfan
02-17-2008, 08:00 AM
…forgive me Father for I have sinned.

haha nice.


Rainbow Boogers
02-21-2008, 12:39 AM
I’m sure Mr. Big Sword can win this one.
🙂

Fuck that pedophile.


TM
02-21-2008, 01:30 AM
pan wins.

Psycho_Cyan
02-21-2008, 09:34 AM
I think it’s totally funny how folks who have absolutely no knowledge of Anti’s Sephy-battle threads (especially the epic Hulk Hogan one!) are flaming him over this latest one.

Speaking of which, when are we actually going to see the battle, Anti?


KREAYSHAWN
02-21-2008, 01:50 PM
bowser is the man.

The Anti-Existence
02-22-2008, 08:16 PM
Speaking of which, when are we actually going to see the battle, Anti?

Which one?
You mean like a real Hulk hogan vs. Sephiroth one with visuals?
If you do, you’ll see it as soon as someone talented in that department makes it. Or as soon as Square decides to make a game with it.
Knowing Square’s boner for FFVII, they might just happen if I email the suggestion into them.


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