The most epic death in a final fantasy game is officially Zack’s. His death was so epic that he got BLOOD. And lots of it too.
Anyone agree?
Then suddenly, the words I had thought lost forever came rushing back and I nearly got acquainted with the floor. They were so many, all at the same time, that it was my brain’s ability to organize my thoughts that failed and I stood there, millions of words sloshing around inside my head. It took a while, but I managed to raise my hands and send the words from my head into my fingers.
Ultimately, all this effort paid off in that I was able to condense every thought on the subject of this thread into one very simple sentence:
"You, sir, are one gigantic idiot and I hope you choke very slowly and very painfully on a spoiled pickle."
You said officially, so I just know you must be speaking the truth. Now all you need to do is elaborate on the epic side, because just the blood reason is kind of weak, wouldn’t you agree?
I expect a post detailing all this "epicness", so I may better understand why FFVII is still lauded as a good game and perhaps change my own opinion of it.
..Kidding.
The most epic death in a final fantasy game is officially Zack’s. His death was so epic that he got BLOOD. And lots of it too.
Anyone agree?
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I honestly don’t know what to say. I’m speechless.
You sir/madam, are a brilliant individual for posting this. Hell, why are you here when your intellect is better suited for a revival of NASA? Go, go now young one, save us all with your vast intellect.
In case you couldn’t tell I was being sarcastic you damn idiot. ‘Epic Death’? What the fuck were you smoking? Not the high quality grass I bet.