Flatulent Interruptions

I want all of you to come up with the funniest examples of FF characters being interrupted by a loud fart that you can think of. Here’s one from me:

Gestahl: We are on the verge of a ma(interrupted by loud fart)

Note: It helps if you say it out loud and make the farting noise.

Garland: I, Garland, will knock you al(loud fart)

Galuf: This is no mere rage or ha–(interrupted by loud fart).

Sorry to bring Sephiroth into this but it is the first one I could think of.

Sephiroth- I will never be a m(interrupted by loud fart).

Garland (FFIX): You have gone too f(interrupted by loud fart)

Kefka, FFVI: I HATE HATE HATE HA(interrupted by loud fart)

Sephiroth: Melding with the Planet… I will cease to exist as I am now… Only to be reborn as a(interrupted by loud fart)

Tifa: Words aren’t the only way to tell someone how you f (interrupted by loud fart)

Kid In Zanarkand (outside of Tidus’s room): When I grow up I wanna be a-(interrupted by loud fart)

rofl. At the entire thread, but specifically the last one about Sephiroth.

(Squall & Rinoa near Edea’s house)

Squall: Even if the world were your enemy, I’d be your – (interrupted by loud fart)

Or how about this one:

(Aurochs and Goers clashing outside Kilika Temple)

Tidus: This time, we play to wi- (interrupted by loud fart)

Bickson: Oh, play ahead, boys. Just remember, even kids can – (interrupted by long fart)

Wakka (looking embarrassed): Shouldn’t have eaten those beans before we left the port, ya know……

In IX when you call the moogle too much:
I’m sharpening my (interrupted by loud fart)

Edea’s speech would have been classic. 😛

EDEA: EDEA: "…Lowlifes. …Shameless filthy wretches. How you celebrate my ascension with such joy. Hailing the very one you have condemned for generations. Have you no sh—*pfffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rnt~~~*

Yuna: "I love *fart*."

ROTFLOL, we’re bored, aren’t we?

Heh, okay, here we go:

Wakka:"I don’t care how we do. Long as we play our best. If we give it our all, I can walk away happy."
Tidus: "No, no, no, no, no. If I say, ‘What’s our goal?’ you say (loud fart)"

Zidane: "Kuja!"
Kuja: "So…an eruption of anger against one’s surroundings induces a complete Trance! It’s not the will to live, nor is it the desire to protect another!"
Zidane: "Man, you’re really goin’ off! Hello!?"
Kuja: "That means…I simply need a powerful (loud fart)"

Jenova: Because Cloud, you are a…..

Jenova: Because Cloud, you are a…..

Y’know…that would probably make more sense than the actual line in the game. Anyway.

Squall: "Go talk to a-(interrupted by a loud fart)"

Moogle(IX): Would you like to save your-(interupted by loud fart)

Yeah, yeah. Not a direct quote, but still.

Seifer: "Stop that… It’s annoying…chicken-w(interupted by loud fart)"

Seymour: Your hope ends now… AND YOUR MEANI(interrupted by loud fart)
Wakka: Ooh, man, you better watch out for those complex sentence structures, yah? More time to fart while you’re sayin’ it.
Seymour: God dammit…

Zell: "WHAT DID YOU CALL M(Interupted by loud fart)"

Sephiroth: What I want, Cloud, is to sail the cosmos with this planet as my vessel. Just as Mother did long ago. then one day we’ll find a new planet and on it’s soil we’ll create a shining (interrupted by loud fart)

Here’s some babbling I’d love to see interrupted…

Sephiroth: "Look well."
Cloud: "At what?"
Sephiroth: "At that which adds to the knowledge of…" "(loud fart)"

I think we can all agree that flatulence would have made Sephiroth a much better character.

Not to mention most of FFVIII’s cast.

lol

Squall: I’ll be your knight in shining arm….

Laguna: And since you’re so cute, the mosters will be espe(interrupted by loud fart)

Steiner: "Master Vi-(interupted by loud fart)

Squall: "There is no good, there is no bad. Just perspective and (interrupted by loud fart)

Sephiroth: "I shall cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a (loud fart) to rule over every soul. … … Huh!?"

Steiner: W-what is that light?
Zidane: I don’t know, but somehow it raises my *loud explosive fart*

(Somehow, I think Zidane actually stays quite in character despite a flatulant interruption.)

Jenova: Because, Cloud, you are a(interrupted by loud fart)
Cloud: I’m Cloud St(interrupted by loud fart)
Tifa: This game flows so much better with flatulent main characters.
Vincent: (loud fart occurs before he gets the chance to start talking)
Tifa: I rest my case.

Celes: "Here’s a fish, Grandad, eat up!"
Cid: "Oh yum…(PFFFFFFFRRRRRRRT)"
Celes: "Well, the only toilets in the world are at Vector…eeeewwww."

Squall: "Why are you holding onto me like this? … I’ve come this far because I’ve…fallen for (loud fart)."

Celes: "Here’s a fish, Grandad, eat up!"
Cid: "Oh yum…(PFFFFFFFRRRRRRRT)"
Celes: "Well, the only toilets in the world are at Vector…eeeewwww."
I love you.