The Real World ~ Final Fantasy

A few Final Fantasy characters are chosen to live in the same house together, and have their lives taped. Find out what happens when Final Fantasy characters start getting REAL.

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What would your stance on a "reality" TV-style (comedy) show involving your favorite characters be? What characters would you like to see interacting with each other?

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Seeing as how we saw Squall and Aeris together in Kingdom Hearts, I’d like to see them hooking up with each other.

Squall, the complete introvert, and Aeris, the symbol of purity, hooking up. Aeris digs Squall because he’s such a moody guy, and she wants to make him feel all better!

However, this’s sure to put a strain on Cloud’s friendship with Squall!

The other characters aren’t too keen on Squall and Aeris hooking up either, seeing as how Squall (17) and Aeris (23) are 6 years of age apart, Squall’s a minor, and they think that the male ought to be the elder in a relationship.

This’s good news for Tifa, though! Now she can move back in on Cloud, and she’s going to do whatever she can to keep Cloud and Aeris apart! What a slut!

Meanwhile, Rinoa’s not the type to stick around when she’s not wanted, she’s out for a little rebound action! And considering that Tidus is just a blonde version of Squall, you better believe she wants to get into his pants! Unfortunately for her, Tidus is still faithful to Yuna! Will Rinoa be able to tempt Tidus away from her?!

Who will be getting some, and who will be getting none?!

Find out, in The Real World ~ Final Fantasy!

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Holy shit. Someone needs to make this, I need to see this play out…

No.

fan fiction = :naughty:

You’re a guy I don’t think is a complete asshole yet but…

No.

definetly NO

My hope for this guy being a decent member is fading with every one of his posts. 🙁

Hell No. Moron.

Umm…yeah. Remember "If you can’t tell when I’m joking, it’s because you’re stupid?" Maybe I should’ve put the [sarcasm] tags in there…am I just placing the bar too high for you guys, or what?!

lol ok Scharzwer :rolleyes:

Umm…yeah. Remember "If you can’t tell when I’m joking, it’s because you’re stupid?" Maybe I should’ve put the [sarcasm] tags in there…am I just placing the bar too high for you guys, or what?!

LMAO!!! Of course, it cannot be that ALL members here reading you are pointing at your failings. Obviously, it’s the other way around, and we’re the one not flying as high as you are. Pu-lease. Get out of yourself a bit and realise that you may fail to deliver your so called jokes in a way we can see them as such. If you can’t even make your jokes go through, then we’re not stupid for not noticing when you do such lame jokes. You’re stupid for not being able to appear as doing a joke.

In all actuality, I think your bar may not be high enough for most of us here.

So far, you’ve appeared as a fanboy shouting some delusional theories about FFVII and VIII (that VIII one was a real joke, that I can give you), so you have a long way to go to gain any credibility.

Most people on the internet can’t mind-read, so it is necessary to give an indication that something is meant to be a joke or done in sarcasm when it is not obviously so. Many a poster on many message boards across the internet have received the title of "asshole" until they made their jokes clear enough to be understood as such.

A few Final Fantasy characters are chosen to live in the same house together, and have their lives taped. Find out what happens when Final Fantasy characters start getting REAL.

…

What would your stance on a "reality" TV-style (comedy) show involving your favorite characters be? What characters would you like to see interacting with each other?

…

Seeing as how we saw Squall and Aeris together in Kingdom Hearts, I’d like to see them hooking up with each other.

Squall, the complete introvert, and Aeris, the symbol of purity, hooking up. Aeris digs Squall because he’s such a moody guy, and she wants to make him feel all better!

However, this’s sure to put a strain on Cloud’s friendship with Squall!

The other characters aren’t too keen on Squall and Aeris hooking up either, seeing as how Squall (17) and Aeris (23) are 6 years of age apart, Squall’s a minor, and they think that the male ought to be the elder in a relationship.

This’s good news for Tifa, though! Now she can move back in on Cloud, and she’s going to do whatever she can to keep Cloud and Aeris apart! What a slut!

Meanwhile, Rinoa’s not the type to stick around when she’s not wanted, she’s out for a little rebound action! And considering that Tidus is just a blonde version of Squall, you better believe she wants to get into his pants! Unfortunately for her, Tidus is still faithful to Yuna! Will Rinoa be able to tempt Tidus away from her?!

Who will be getting some, and who will be getting none?!

Find out, in The Real World ~ Final Fantasy!

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Holy shit. Someone needs to make this, I need to see this play out…

Fuck no

Damn. Tough crowd. So…if none of you don’t like having intellectual discussion OR telling stupid jokes, what DO you like to do around here? Besides throwing flaming feces at each other?

Stop playing the victim.

Just try harder.

Stop playing the victim.

Just try harder.
Who said anything about being a victim or about being a haughty son-of-a-bitch?

Read into your replies, you don’t say it explicitly. But it comes accross quite clearly.

Damn. Tough crowd. So…if none y’all don’t like having intellectual discussion OR telling stupid jokes, what DO you like to do around here? Besides throwing flaming feces at each other?

I like knitting.

Read into your replies, you don’t say it explicitly. But it comes accross quite clearly.
Dude…I’m running around making a bunch of stupid jokes. What pride am I still holding onto?

Dude…I’m running around making a bunch of stupid jokes. What pride am I still holding onto?

All of your replies suck. and Reality TV sucks too. Anyone who says "Y’all" in a message board is a jackass too

Anyone who says "Y’all" in a message board is a jackass too

Fail.

"Y’all" is a legitimate contraction. By your reasoning, anyone who uses any contraction must be a jackass.

When I think of all the cuntish things that I have personally seen on this board, I think a guy coming up with a comedic "reality" show about Final Fantasy ranks pretty damn low on the list. And if it’s done right, and if you have a sense of humor, I think it would actually be pretty funny.

Fail.

"Y’all" is a legitimate contraction. By your reasoning, anyone who uses any contraction must be a jackass.

"Y’all" is a dumb redneck word.

You all, it’s real English, and this idea has been done in this very forum.

"Y’all" is a dumb redneck word.

And all of y’all who hold retarded opinions like that are idiotic cunts who have no business being in the same gene pool as people who are actually worth paying attention to. Get out now.

haha Mississippian, you dumb redneck! Le’s fire up the ol’ bar-bo-que an’ have ourselves one a them possum barbs wit possum pie! Like mah mama usedta make!

Shut up, you gay tranny space alien in the employ of Square-Enix. [/in-joke]

Tran-ny, Mississippian. It’s pronounced Tran-ny.

we learned in german class that the word ihr is about the same thing as "you all" or "Y’All"

All of your replies suck. and Reality TV sucks too. Anyone who says "Y’all" in a message board is a jackass too
Why are you quoting my post? There’s no "Y’all" in that post. When did I ever say "Y’all?"

And, what’s wrong with you? You may think it stupid when the Mississippians say it, but you damn well think it’s cool when [black rap star] says, "All y’alls." The hell’s it matter who says it?! It’s the same damn phrase/term/expression.

Heh, you kids would make a better reality show anyway, since you’re always bickering back and forth about some such nonsense!

It’s like, you’d offend the guy from the South, and he’d get up in your face about it, and you’d tell him to fuck himself, and then he’d get medieval on you! Hah! I dare any of all y’alls to talk shit to the people if and ever you go down there!

Oh Schwarzer, you are such a card, with all the words you say, and then no one pays any attention. It’s like our very own soap.

And all of y’all who hold retarded opinions like that are idiotic cunts who have no business being in the same gene pool as people who are actually worth paying attention to. Get out now.

Chill out man. No reason to go PMSing over this.

Schwarzer, You suck as a human being. No, I dont think its cool when rappers say it, I dont even pay attention to any of that shit. I live in the midwest, I hear rednecks say "Y’all" all the time. It’s just like morons saying "Missoura", instead of Missouri, its not a word. case closed.

Way to be a hypocrite. If you’re going to tell someone to chill out, don’t go slinging insults in the same post. Regardless of how you feel about my abrasive manner, at least I’m consistent.

And it also seems your reading comprehension skills are lacking. I pointed out previously that y’all is a legitimate contraction of "you all" and therefore is a real word in the same way that "it’s" and "don’t," which you just used, are real words.

Before you reply, I want you to understand that you haven’t lost this argument. That’s because there was, in fact, never any debate on the issue to begin with. You’ve been wrong all along and everyone but you has enough of a brain to see it.

I live in the midwest…

lol dumb redneck.

Way to be a hypocrite. If you’re going to tell someone to chill out, don’t go slinging insults in the same post. Regardless of how you feel about my abrasive manner, at least I’m consistent.

And it also seems your reading comprehension skills are lacking. I pointed out previously that y’all is a legitimate contraction of "you all" and therefore is a real word in the same way that "it’s" and "don’t," which you just used, are real words.

Before you reply, I want you to understand that you haven’t lost this argument. That’s because there was, in fact, never any debate on the issue to begin with. You’ve been wrong all along and everyone but you has enough of a brain to see it.

hahaha. I wasn’t slinging insults at you, so i’m not being a hypocrite. Look, Y’all sounds really redneck and hickish and dumb. Anyone who has grown up in a big city (like myself), and then lives somewhere where there are farms and all that shit, it sounds dumb. that’s all I was pointing out, sorry to cause such a commotion about it

It doesn’t matter who you insulted. What matters is that you did precisely what you just protested.

And guess what, there are big cities where use of the word "y’all" is common. You’re not proving that there’s a problem with the word. You’re just proving yourself to be ignorant, bigoted, and stupid.

Oh Schwarzer, you are such a card, with all the words you say, and then no one pays any attention. It’s like our very own soap.
That’s so dirty! I hope my words make you feel squeaky clean!

My, class distinctions are quickly and easily becoming apparent on these boards; namely "Class" and "No Class."

http://www.yallnewyork.org/index.html

If it’s good enough for Jazz musicians to riff off of, then it’s good enough to stand up to the scrutiny of anyone who’s ever used the word "Hentai" outside of an academic setting.

I’m always surprised that people who pay good money to play Japanese rpgs that often cast them in the roles of wanna be heroes and dreamers from small towns act like captains of the guard and minor henchmen once they try to talk about the experience.

Heh, you kids would make a better reality show anyway, since you’re always bickering back and forth about some such nonsense!

well isnt it you who created the thead that this bickering nonsense is in???

Yeah, it’s called FLAME BAIT. It’s a measure of who the faggots on the board are. If you flame, then you’re a flaming faggot. It’s a test that let’s me know who’s going to be difficult to deal with, and whom I should otherwise ignore. I don’t think YOU need to worry about that, though.

Thansk for playign, everyone!

the fuck you talking about

the fuck you talking about
I don’t know; the fuck are YOU still talking for?

It’s a test that let’s me know who’s going to be difficult to deal with, and whom I should otherwise ignore

hahahaha F’s all around!

Every time I see your name, I think of Duece Bigalow: European Gigalow
(sp), and that bit about the "Portuguese Breakfast"

Oh Oh Zing, my brother in failure, I have never seen Deuce 2 but I will now just for that bit =)

I think the worst arguments happen in final fantasy threads lol.

I think the worst arguments happen in final fantasy threads lol.

Usually over pointless, trivial things as well, such as the weight of Cloud’s sword or Vincent’s nationality.

and why shinra didnt build a reactor at cosmo canyon… though it is still and interesting ? that could probably be answered if we use the old brain pan

Yeah, it’s called FLAME BAIT. It’s a measure of who the faggots on the board are. If you flame, then you’re a flaming faggot. It’s a test that let’s me know who’s going to be difficult to deal with, and whom I should otherwise ignore. I don’t think YOU need to worry about that, though.

Thansk for playign, everyone!

Schwarzer = Jackass that everyone should ignore for creating this thread. Is your 7th grade teacher not giving you enough to do, you have to get on here and harass people?

Yeah, it’s called FLAME BAIT. It’s a measure of who the faggots on the board are. If you flame, then you’re a flaming faggot. It’s a test that let’s me know who’s going to be difficult to deal with, and whom I should otherwise ignore. I don’t think YOU need to worry about that, though.

Thansk for playign, everyone!

Only retards forget that the one thing worse than a flamer is a flame-baiter. Retards that resort to last-ditch excuses when they know they’ve completely lost all sense of apparent intelligence.

Only retards forget that the one thing worse than a flamer is a flame-baiter. Retards that resort to last-ditch excuses when they know they’ve completely lost all sense of apparent intelligence.

I dont think anyone could have said it better. good post

I think that’s the official "fuck off" to Shcwarzer.

Is your 7th grade teacher not giving you enough to do, you have to get on here and harass people?
Same could be said for you. 😛

Go ahead, add me to your ignore list. Then you won’t have to feel obliged to flame my posts anymore! Or you could just fuckign grow up and not feel like you need to flame me for whatever you decide is an idiotic comment (Only in a perfect world…)

I enjoyed your idea and chuckled at the scenario. However, is this how this forum reacts to newcomers?

Same could be said for you. 😛

Go ahead, add me to your ignore list. Then you won’t have to feel obliged to flame my posts anymore! Or you could just fuckign grow up and not feel like you need to flame me for whatever you decide is an idiotic comment (Only in a perfect world…)

i’m not going to waste time adding you to anything. All I was saying was grow up and stop talking to everyone like were all in 7th grade.

I enjoyed your idea and chuckled at the scenario. However, is this how this forum reacts to newcomers?
Yes. You have no idea…

Not Newcomers, just idiots.

You know what…? Ehh, just forget it…

Schwarzer, I have only been here for a little while. But my advice to you is to not give into what people over the internet think about you personally. In reality, not one person here actually knows you intimately enough to put you down or make you feel a certain way. You are feeding the problem by giving into it and it’s only hurting you. Just ignore any negative trolling and move on to something more productive.

You know what? I might be new here, but not new at the webternetz.

And I have one thing to say at this topic:

INTERNET: SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

Nice script, if I had enough "actors", I`d definitely try to film it!

Nice script, if I had enough "actors", I`d definitely try to film it!

What a surprise :rolleyes:

What a surprise :rolleyes:

It would be sweet, if it wouldn`t be sarcastic…