how to get the caladblog and crest and sigil

hmmm i know you have to get past a guard in the calm lands but he always there…..is there a part in the story i have to get to or a side quest?????

also if u know where the crests and sigils are plz tell me

Weapon location: Northwest corner of the Calm Lands, behind a mandala at the bottom of a very narrow hidden trail. Win all four chocobo races, and the person blocking the pathway will be gone. You _must_ have the Celestial Mirror in your inventory to get the weapon, otherwise the guard will not move. (There’s no point in going down the trail without the mirror anyway.) If you won all of the races pre-mirror, and come back after obtaining it, simply win all of the races again and immediately go to the path the guard was blocking.

Sun Crest location: Yevon Dome, in a treasure chest in the same area where you fought Yunalesca. You may have to go up and down the stairs once or twice to get the chest to appear. It’s on the left side of the screen, and blends in with the wall.

Sun Sigil location: After you can control the airship, it’s a prize for winning the fourth chocobo race against the other chocobo rider with a time of better than 0:0:0. I have no advice on how to do this, other than use the other rider as a shield if possible, use the D-pad and not the analogue control stick, and grab balloons like mad. You need between 12 – 15 for a time of 0:0:0.

Difficulty to Obtain: Medium difficulty, but not especially time-consuming. Most people would argue that the hardest part are the last two chocobo races.

Abilities: [Break Damage Limit] + [Triple Overdrive] + [Evade & Counter] + [Magic Counter]

Special Effects: Does more damage when Tidus’ HP is full, no effect on Aeons.

Medium difficulty? Getting 0:0:00 is the hardest thing I have done in ANY game, EVER.

I just googled it…. I didn’t feel like typing how to get it lol…

The chocobo is worse than an epileptic kid, and then a stupid fucking bird or balloon slows him down. "oh look at me, a gigantic McNugget and I’m stopped by canaries and balloons."

What do you mean by 4 chocobo races??

The chocobo is worse than en epileptic kid, and then a stupid fucking bird or baloon slows him down. "oh look at me, a gigantic McNigget and I’m stopped by canaries and baloons."

WIN.

The chocobo is worse than an epileptic kid, and then a stupid fucking bird or balloon slows him down. "oh look at me, a gigantic McNugget and I’m stopped by canaries and balloons."

Epic. XD

What do you mean by 4 chocobo races??

The three training courses and the actual race. Wobbly Chocobo, Dodger Chocobo, Hyper Dodger Chocobo, and Catcher Chocobo.

Sorry i have them, but i forget how to get them

Uhh…

Wobbly Chocobo: You have to maneuver the Chocobo to the finish line.

Dodger Chocobo: You have to dodge blitzballs and still make it to the finish line.

Hyper Dodger Chocobo: Not only do you have to dodge blitzballs, you have to watch out for birds too! And still make it to the finish line.

You have to pass each test within the time limit before you can go on to the next. After you pass all three, you can do the Chocobo race. Don’t worry, they’re all easy.