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Chris: Move and I’ll kill ya again you son of a bitch!!!!
Jill: I know you’re not dead…
Zombie: …..
Jill: I know you’re alive!!!!
Zombie: No, I’m not!!!
Jill: Yeah…you are.
Zombie: No..no I’m not!!!
Chris: Great…anonther one of you flesh eating jerks…
Zombie: How may I help you?
Chris: Riiight…
Zombie: Well then, I’m going back to bed.
Chris: Wait! How do I open these locked doors?!
Zombie: You must go down stairs..to that room…and play the Moonlight Sonata on the piano which will then open a secret doorway allowing you to obtain the key.
Chris: Why all the trouble?
Zombie: We had nothing better to do before you guys came along…
Jill: *With english accent* Hellooooo!
Chris: Magaret! You survived!
Rebecca: No…I’m Rebecca!
Chris: Great to see to alive Margaret!
Rebecca: No..oh the hell with it…what are you doing?
Chris: If I could play this thing I could get the key to get us the hell outta here…
Rebecca: I know how to play!
Chris: Really?
Rebecca: Yeah…
Chris: Well then…get to playin’ you crazy bitch!!!!!
Will the STARS Team survive on their own? Will Jill find a point to her mission? Will Chris obtain the key?
Find out next time on Hazardous Resident!!!